Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze is a tone idiot, to the point where he can even sing the seven basic notes out of tune.

The rule of playing the piano is that the system gives several monosyllables, and Dai Ruoze chooses which one of Gong, Zheng, Shang, Yu, and Jiao it corresponds to according to the syllables he hears, and connects them in sequence.

And the difficulty is increasing, the easy difficulty gives five tones, the normal difficulty gives ten tones, and the difficult difficulty gives twenty tones.

Once the choice of syllables is wrong, it will fall short and start all over again.

Dai Ruoze really wants to die so don't do it again!

Mother Rong said: "Your Majesty is an elegant person today, if you can play the piano, you will be able to gain points."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm not good at temperament."

Mother Rong said, "I'll teach you because I'm not good at it!" She broke a wooden stick as thick as an arm with one hand, and knocked it on the big drum with "Kang Bang Bang", "I'll accompany you!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." Nanny Rong, you're into rock and roll!

Dai Ruoze survived the easy difficulty by guessing lucky six plus one, and entered the normal difficulty.

The ten syllables come in from the left ear and come out from the right ear one by one. To him, they all sound as one sound—the sound of playing cotton!

Dai Ruoze quickly played ten times on the piano with a sharp knife, and then, an eunuch pushed in the door and shouted: "Who made a noise wantonly and disturbed the ox cart of Concubine Shu! By order of Concubine Shu, Give death to those who play the piano!"

Dai Ruoze had a black line on his forehead, what happened to the bullock cart? !Ma'am, are you going to farm? !

Dai Ruoze tried to excuse himself: "I'm a beginner in rhythm, and I don't know that Concubine Shu is nearby. Those who don't know are not guilty..."

The eunuch said: "Concubine Shu is here, how can you speak!"

The eunuch took out a bottle of Hedinghong and poured it down for Dai Ruoze to swallow.

Dai Ruoze died after eating the poison tasted like Mai Lisu.

[System: You died because you played the piano too badly and polluted Concubine Shu's ears.After your death, Concubine Shu used your bones to build a bone qin, as a warning to those in the harem who are not good at learning the qin. 】Dai Ruoze got stuck on normal difficulty for a day and died exhausted.

When he slept that night, his dream was full of that note.

Every note was a mountain, one after another, it fell on him, smashing him to pieces.

Dai Ruoze was getting more and more tired after sleeping this time, so it's better not to sleep.

He opened the panel and checked, the blood line had dropped to 20.00%, which was already in a weak state.

In "Gong Dou Life Push", in addition to being executed inexplicably, players themselves also have red and blue attributes.

If the player's blood bar is cleared, it is a natural death. After the natural death, the player will be locked in a small black room, copy "I am the most fishy person in history" [-] times, climb out from the resurrection point after copying, and read it again. Retrieve the archive.

If this is a normal online game of God Vision, closing the small black room would mean that the player hangs up for an hour, but when it comes to Dai Ruoze, it would be literally copied [-] times!

And with a brush!

And write neatly!

One is indispensable, otherwise it will be a fight back!

This is comparable to the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty!

Dai Ruoze doesn't want to experience it at all!

Dai Ruoze frowned, and mobilized all the music cells in his body to listen to the random melody composed of ten notes.When the blood line dropped to [-]% after two failures, he passed the test!

Dai Ruoze wept with joy, wishing he could open a bottle of champagne to celebrate!

Dai Ruoze's blood bar has recovered to 80.00%, facing the difficult difficulty.

Dai Ruoze is going to die playing on normal difficulty, not to mention the hard difficulty which is double the normal difficulty.

He had only played three notes before a eunuch rushed in.

Dai Ruoze laughed so hard that he couldn't love him, "Is the crane crest red, come on."

The eunuch gave Dai Ruoze a bottle of Hedinghong.

[System: You died because you played the piano too badly and polluted the ears of the emperor.After your death, the emperor saw that you were beautiful and moving, and he regretted it very much. He ordered your corpse to be made into a specimen and placed in the palace to admire every day. 】Dai Ruoze had just walked out of the resurrection point, and when he heard the system report, he spit out blood and vomited himself to death.

[System: Because of your weak nerves, you couldn't bear something as heavy as Binglian, so you vomited blood and died.After your death, the emperor passed by here. Seeing you were so beautiful and moving, he regretted it so much that he ordered your corpse to be made into a specimen and placed in the palace to admire every day. ] Dai Ruoze covered his mouth and came out of the resurrection point again. He raised his head and swallowed the blood stuck in his throat.

How perverted is this emperor? !You don't want so many beautiful and elegant concubines in the harem, what kind of ice love are you playing!Let the body go!

Difficulty is not for bluffing. After experiencing the fate of becoming a specimen several times, Dai Ruoze successfully entered the small black room.

The small black room is truly dark, with walls on all sides and no windows. There is a low table in the corner with a dim kerosene lamp on it, and paper and pens beside it.

Dai Ruoze picked up the pen, and the words "I am the most fishy-lipped person in history" were automatically outlined on the paper, just like a copybook, he only needed to trace with the pen.

Dai Ruoze doesn't know how to write a brush, and the posture of holding the pen is not good. After tracing it a few times, either the words flew out of the matts, or the ink accumulated on the paper. Anyway, it didn't meet the standards, and the system refused to pass it. He had to rewrite it. .

After rewriting dozens of times, Dai Ruoze can be regarded as a freshman and acquainted with the second time, and he can write in a good way.

Dai Ruoze wrote it a hundred times in one go. When the fatigue value rose to a critical point, he lay down on the hard ground for a nap. When the fatigue value dropped to the baseline, he sat upright and wrote again.

Quite the toughness of cantilevering the head and stabbing the buttocks!

Dai Ruoze thought hard, if he could use the skills he learned in the real world freely, he would be able to become a decathlon.

But can I go back?

Dai Ruoze traced the copybook mechanically, considering the mysterious reward that the system said.

What is this reward?Maybe it's just to let me go back to my original world, but what if it's not? !With the level of brain damage in this game, the final reward may be that I replace the emperor as the Ninth Five Lord!

Dai Ruoze shivered, forget it, being the emperor in this game is too scary!

Ice Love!This is definitely not something that normal people can do!

Dai Ruoze called the system.

[System: Hello, dear player, what help do you need? 】Dai Ruoze asked: "What is your mysterious reward?"

[System: The reason why the mysterious reward is a mysterious reward is because no one knows what it is, otherwise wouldn't there be no surprises? 】Dai Ruoze said: "Then I can go back to my own world after completing the task you gave me?"

[System: Hello, you only have the right to call the system once a day and let the system answer your doubts, and the questions you ask involve confidentiality, even if you ask me another day, I will not answer you. 】Dai Ruoze said: "...Get lost!"

[System: I wish you a happy game. 】

Happy sister!

Dai Ruoze flicked the brush frantically, and the ink spilled all over the paper, ruining everything he wrote just now!

Dai Ruoze: "..." I don't want to live anymore!

As soon as Dai Ruoze left the small black room, he played the piano non-stop.

Dai Ruoze complained: "Nurse Rong, this piano is too difficult, can't I learn other things?"

Mother Rong said: "What I have taught you is the beginner's level. You can't even learn the beginner's level well. How can you serve the emperor in the future?!"

Dai Ruoze replied wittily: "Concubine Yu is the best at melody, playing the piano and singing is the best among concubines, but no matter how good I am at learning, I can't catch up with Concubine Yu, it's just a joke."

This Rongmao is from Yu Concubine's family, she was very satisfied with Dai Ruoze's answer, she only thought that although this person is not very talented in music, he is quite exquisite and worth cultivating.

Mother Rong said: "Since you have said so, I will not make things difficult for you. Then let me ask you, what are you good at?"

Dai Ruoze let out a long sigh of relief, damn it, Gong Dou really relies on IQ!The great satisfaction of not having to be made into a specimen by the emperor anymore!

Dai Ruoze said: "I have a little..."

Nanny Rong waved her hand and interrupted Dai Ruoze, "Then go to practice martial arts!"

Dai Jose: "Nani?!"

Mother Rong said: "The male and female concubines in the harem all want to practice martial arts, one is to consume your excess energy, and the other is to protect the safety of His Majesty the Emperor when there are assassins."

The corner of Dai Ruoze's mouth twitched. The so-called exhaustion of energy was because he was afraid that the concubines would mess around in the harem, right? !But what about security?In which dynasty did concubines have to act as bodyguards? !Even if it's a fabricated fictional dynasty, don't be too outrageous!

Mother Rong said: "Assassins know how to seize the opportunity, and the best time to assassinate is when His Majesty is careless. When will His Majesty be careless? It must be in the circle..."

Dai Ruoze interjected: "When sleeping with someone."

Nanny Rong hit Dai Ruoze on the back with a stick, knocking out [-]% of Dai Ruoze's blood, and angrily reprimanded, "You promise, how can you say such vulgar words!"

Dai Ruoze: "...I am straightforward."

Mother Rong said: "It's all right for you to be straightforward with me, but if you are straightforward in front of other ladies in the future, how many lives do you have enough for you to die?!"

Dai Ruoze hehe, he has died countless times already!

Speaking of martial arts, Dai Ruoze is not afraid. He has practiced Sanda and free fighting, and he has a bit of kung fu foundation. Besides, the martial arts in this game is not really just for him to fight, but the system will give him If you do a move, if you do it right, the move will automatically appear in the skill bar of the control panel.

Dai Ruoze thought that when he was a beginner in martial arts, he would generally squat on horseback, but the logic of "Gong Dou Life Pushing" once again shocked him.

The first level of his martial arts practice - riding and shooting!

The requirement for riding and shooting is that the player gallops on horseback and shoots an arrow at the target every ten seconds. There are ten arrows in total, and each arrow must hit the bull's-eye.If one shot misses, the previous shot will not be counted, and you have to start all over again.

Archery consumes a lot of fatigue points. The upper limit of a player's fatigue point is [-] points. Shooting an arrow increases ten points. The only way to lower the fatigue point is to stay still. That is to say, when riding a horse, the fatigue point is There will be no reduction.Once the fatigue value exceeds the critical point, the player will die from overwork.Therefore, the player must hit ten shots in a row when the fatigue value is zero, otherwise the fatigue value will not be enough even if the fatigue value is restarted.

Dai Ruoze knew how to ride a horse, but he didn't know how to shoot an arrow. He tried it, but if he couldn't hit it, he would die, die, die, and he was used to it, and he shot the first sword.

Then, he hit it!

He shot a man!