Gongdou's life push

The emperor was about to shout, but Dai Ruoze quickly covered the emperor's mouth.

The emperor glared at Dai Ruoze, and Dai Ruoze flattered and smiled.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, why don't you kill me?"

The emperor said: "I won't kill you, hmph~ I castrated you and made you a little eunuch."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm not young, you can feel it."

"What are you feeling!" The emperor pushed Dai Ruoze away, "You're the next one, you..." He couldn't continue, because when Dai Ruoze let him feel it, he clearly felt that he had touched something hard!

What a shame!The emperor blushed, who the hell is who's concubine!

The emperor said the word "you" three times to Dai Ruoze, and stopped shouting. He directly dropped the inkstone on the case table.

The shattering sound of the inkstone alarmed Dafu and Dagui who were guarding outside the house, and they rushed into the house and asked, "What orders does Your Majesty have?"

The emperor said: "Put Dai promised to the sky prison!"

Dafu said: "This...Your Majesty, what crime do you want to use? This...There is no precedent in our dynasty to put a concubine in the prison."

The emperor said: "Then throw it in the cold palace first, and send it to cleanse tomorrow morning!"

"Purification?!" Dafu suspected that he had misheard, "Your Majesty, the purification you mentioned means..."

The emperor said: "You and Dagui will clean up according to Dai's promise!"

Dai Ruoze saw that the emperor's posture was going to be serious, so he immediately put on a bitter face and said, "Your Majesty, this joke is not funny."

The emperor said: "You are not joking, hum~ great fortune and great honor, why don't you let me take you away?!"

Dafu Dagui said in unison: "Yes!"

The emperor was angry, no matter what Dai Ruoze said, it was all nonsense, so he obediently followed Dafu to the cold palace.

Lenggong is located in a remote place, and it took them an hour to arrive.

Dai Ruoze said: "You two father-in-laws have worked hard."

Dafu said: "It's not hard work, it's right to do things for His Majesty."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty won't really let me get clean?"

Dagui said, "I don't have any clean concubines."

Dai Ruoze said, "That's good."

Dagui said: "Nowadays, the sage has fantastic ideas and loves to set precedents. Maybe Dai promises to be the first person to eat crabs."

Dai Ruoze: "..."

Dafu winked at Dagui and said, "Okay, we won't disturb Dai and agreed to rest."

The favorability level in the panel has not changed, which means that the emperor did not hold bad feelings towards him because of his frivolity.Dai Ruoze thought that his routine was correct, but it was too much.

Dai Ruoze said: "Didn't it mean that the emperor's favorability for me will drop to a negative number before he enters the limbo? You're bluffing me!"

[System: Dear player, hello, your situation is out of the ordinary. It is an IQ problem, not a game company problem. 】Dai Ruoze raised his middle finger towards the sky.

The cold palace was pitch black, and there were no lanterns lit, and the cold wind blew from time to time, making it look like a haunted house.

Dai Ruoze was a brave man, not afraid of the dark or ghosts, so he just pushed open an empty house and lit a fire.This empty room has not been used for a long time, and there is no one to clean it up. There are thick cobwebs on the corners and door beams, and a thick layer of dust has accumulated on the table and the ground.

Dai Ruoze fumbled for the candlestick, just lit it, a gust of wind blew, the fire went out, he lit it again, the fire went out again, repeated several times but the same result, Dai Ruoze didn't use the candlestick at all.

He walked to the bed by the faint light of the firebox. There were no sheets or covers on the bed, just a few bundles of withered and yellow hay. He rummaged in the closet next to him, and there was no bedding or other bedding.

Tsk, this is too inhumane. A concubine who has been thrown into the cold palace is also a human being, and the living environment is so poor that it is too much!Dai Ruoze complained, and fell on the bed in a casual manner. He wanted to go to sleep quickly, and when he woke up, the emperor came to tell him that he would be able to get out of the cold palace.

Dai Ruoze didn't believe that the emperor would eunuch him. One is that he is the emperor's concubine, so it is unreasonable to eunuch him; the other is that he is a game player, so why would he talk about doing missions if he is really eunuched!The system won't be brainless!

Dai Ruoze closed his eyes and went to sleep with peace of mind. As he fell asleep, a small wind blew around his neck. The wind was like an earthworm, and it slipped into his coat along his open neckline, making him shiver. .

Dai Ruoze woke up leisurely, and when he opened his eyes, he saw an extremely strange face.

The face was as white as a zombie, the eyes were so small that there were almost no eyes, the nose collapsed into a skeleton, and the mouth was so wide that it reached the ears, and down the face was a robe as red as blood, which was dragged on the ground , just as the blood of this man spread on the ground.

This shape is clearly a ghost!

If it's another cowardly one, I'm afraid his throat will be broken, but Dai Ruoze is too thoughtful, so he still lay down and said coolly: "Sister, men and women can't bear to kiss each other."

The female ghost in red said, "I am a ghost!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Ghost girl, hello, I'm human."

The female ghost in red said, "I want to eat you!"

Dai Ruoze showed his neck, and said generously, "Come and eat."

The female ghost in red: "..."

Dai Ruoze asked: "Do you want to eat? If you don't eat, I'll go to sleep. I'm so sleepy."

The female ghost in red burst into tears, and ran away with a whimper, human beings these days are so difficult to deal with!

Dai Ruoze turned over and continued to sleep, he was thinking in a daze, one day he would have to trick the little emperor into this cold palace for a walk, so that he could eat tender tofu on the cliff!He imagined that the emperor flung himself into his arms weakly for comfort after seeing a ghost, and he was so happy that he wanted to laugh, and died of sleep with a smile on his face.

When the morning light pierced the darkness, Dafu came.

Dai Ruoze stretched his waist and said, "Morning, Mr. Fu."

Dafu said: "Dai promised early." He made a gesture of invitation, "Dai promised, let's go."

Dai Ruoze said: "Well, let's go, the bed boards in this cold palace are hard enough, and my back hurts from sleeping."

Dafu said: "The conditions in the Leng Palace are naturally not as good as those in Shu Cinema."

Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, I have to go back and catch up on sleep."

Dafu said: "When Dai agrees to cleanse himself, it's time to make up for it."

Dai Ruoze stopped suddenly, "Eunuch Fu, what did you say?!"

Dafu said: "Your Majesty gave orders to the cleansing room, and asked Dai to promise to clean it up."

Dai Ruoze said: "Eunuch Fu, you made a mistake!"

Dafu said: "I have been serving Your Majesty since I was a child, and I have never missed His Majesty's orders."

Fuck!It's true!

Dai Ruoze put away his foolishness, held his breath and concentrated, and ran away when the time came!As a man, his life can be lost, so little Ding Ding has to protect it!

Dafu had the foresight to wave to the guards and said, "Don't let Dai agree to run away."

The five big and three rough guards divided into eight groups and blocked all the escape routes of Dai Ruoze. Poor Dai Ruoze bumped around like a headless fly, but he didn't break through the iron wall of the guards.

The guards captured Dai Ruoze and escorted him to the cleansing room.

Dai Ruoze's face was full of bullshit, intending to bite his tongue and commit suicide. Rather than being a eunuch, it would be better to die with dignity!

However, there are unpredictable circumstances and people have good fortune and misfortune!

Dai Ruoze wants to die!

[System: Hello, dear player, you are in the middle of a plot and cannot quit halfway. 】Dai Ruoze is going crazy, even if he wants to read the file, he can't do it!

In order to prevent Dai Ruoze from running away, Dafu asked the guards to tie him up and put a stinky cloth sock in his mouth before sending him to the cleansing room.

In the cleansing room, there was an old eunuch who was a hundred times scarier than a female ghost, holding a knife and smiling like a maniac. Relax, I will cut down everything, and it won't hurt very much."

Dai Ruoze: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~" you are so deceiving!I don't want nothing at all!

The old eunuch said: "Since you are ready, I will do it."

As the old eunuch got closer and closer, Dai Ruoze felt ashamed.

Then, his eyes went black.

[System: You died when the old eunuch cut half of your body because you couldn't bear the pain of purifying your body.After you died, the old eunuch dutifully cut you up completely, making you a dead eunuch.He hung your penis in the clean room as a souvenir, and your body was dedicated to the emperor.The emperor made a specimen of your corpse, and used jade to create a new penis for you, and put it in the palace to admire every day. 】Dai Ruoze coughed up a mouthful of blood, half of the blood bar was gone.

He shouldn't have hope for the emperor's character, and a person who is keen on ice love will not have any hesitation or conscience when turning someone into a eunuch!I am so stupid and naive!

Dai Ruoze was lying on the hard bed in the cold palace, full of sorrow.

Damn it, he clearly remembered that his manual save was before going to see the emperor, why did he become in the cold palace!

[System: Hello, dear player, the plot of the cold palace is automatically saved by the system for you. 】Dai Ruoze took another mouthful of blood and spit out the remaining half of the blood.

This is to force him to death!

[System: You vomited blood and died because you couldn't bear the bad news that came one after another.After your death, the emperor made your corpse into a specimen, replaced your own dick with a dick made of jade, put it in the palace, and admired it every day. 】Replace my little dick?How did you change it? !

Dai Ruoze looked up to the sky and sighed, this twisted little emperor would not let his body and his penis go even after he died!

No, I have to think of a countermeasure!

Dai Ruoze turned over and sat up, not going to sleep anymore.

He can't just sit and wait to die in the cold palace. The result of sitting and waiting is to die as a eunuch in the cleansing room. After death, he will be reborn back to the cold palace, and then go to the cleansing room... This is an endless cycle, and he must break this cycle!

But how to break it?