Gongdou's life push

Whether the shortbread is poisonous or not, Dai Ruoze didn't test it. Although he has the invincible resurrection cheat, it is tiring to rerun the plot after death.On the way, he turned the shortbread into slag and threw it away, and the palace sweepers swept it away.

When Dai Ruoze returned to Dongshu Cinema, the residence of the boys, Rong Feng had already returned one step ahead of him.

Rong Feng was boxing in the yard, his moves were vigorous, but he lacked vigor, he had no airs but no power.

Rong Feng stopped after seeing Dai Ruoze, and greeted with a smile: "Jose."

Dai Ruoze said: "Rong promise, we really don't know each other that well."

Rong Feng said: "Everyone is from unfamiliar to familiar, don't promise to come and promise to go, don't hesitate, call me by my name."

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, I can't hold you back, let's do it."

Dai Ruoze approached Rong Feng, and laughed "puchi". He pointed at Rong Feng's face and couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey, let me promise, the dark circles under your eyes are comparable to national treasures." Dai Ruoze pressed on Rong Feng's eye sockets, and the pain caused Rong Feng to burst into tears, "Tsk tsk, you hit the wall yourself, right? .”

"Don't touch it, it hurts a lot!" Rong Feng avoided Dai Ruoze, took two steps back, covered the two discordant bruises on his face, grinned and said, "Don't mention it, everyone in the Jianghu said that Ruan Zihong got his master Ziwei The true biography of the real person is a gentle and elegant young man, seeing him today, it is hard to live up to his reputation~ Such a violent temper!"

Rong Feng was beaten by Ruan Zihong because of his own fault. He stalked Ruan Zihong, asking Ruan Zihong to help him rebuild his foundation and teach him martial arts.Ruan Zihong thought he was dull and annoying, so he ignored him.Rong Feng foolishly attacked Ruan Zihong, hoping that a few tricks with Ruan Zihong would make people admire him, but the difference between the two was too big, and Ruan Zihong knocked out Rong Feng with just one move.

Dai Ruoze gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "It's good that he saved your life." Thinking that he died on the spot when he attacked Ruan Zihong, okay?

Rong Feng said: "Jose, how about this, Ruan Zihong will teach you swordsmanship in the future, and you will come back and teach me."

Dai Ruoze said decisively: "No." It's no fun to teach a thick and strong man swordsmanship, if you want to teach it, you have to teach a handsome young man like the little emperor.

Rong Feng was greatly shocked, and asked: "Why?! Jose, we are brothers! You help me recover my martial arts, and after I escape from the palace, I will buy fertile land and move forward. When you are old and your love is no longer... ...Eh, no, you don't have a holy favor now, hey, who cares, anyway, you can come to me after leaving the palace!"

Dai Ruoze's black line, "Rong Fengrong agrees, have you said this to Ruan Guiren?"

Rong Feng said: "I said it, I have to present the facts and reason."

Dai Ruoze said pitifully: "Rong Feng, you will never learn a single trick from Ruan Guiren in your life." And always beware of him burying you on the spot as fertilizer for the camellia tree, so light a candle for you .

In the evening, Dafu came.

Dafu was highly valued by the emperor, and it was his job to announce the edicts in the harem, and his arrival meant that the emperor had summoned him.

Dafu said: "Ask the two of you to agree."

Dai Ruoze and Rong Feng said, "Hello, Eunuch Fu."

Dafu said, "I came to Xuanrong to agree to see him."

"Announcing me?!" Rong Feng said in surprise, "I'm not familiar with the emperor."

Dafu said, "Your Majesty is not familiar with you either."

Rong Feng asked: "Then what should I do?"

Dafu said: "You are His Majesty's promise, what do you say His Majesty announced you?"

Rong Feng's legs went limp, and the big man fell to the ground with a "bang", "He's not going to fuck me, is he?!"

Dafu's morbidly pale face became the bottom of the pot, and said: "Rong promise, hurry up, I will wait for you outside the yard." Then he walked away.

Rong Feng was terrified as if a catastrophe was imminent, and he grabbed Dai Ruoze's sleeve, "It's over, it's over, Jose, I don't want to go! I'm a big man, so I don't want to be slept by another big man! I want to marry a wife Bearer! My virginity is reserved for my future wife!"

Dai Ruoze broke Rong Feng's fingers, and said, "Come on, how many people in this harem are looking forward to seeing the emperor, but you can't see it, you're too good to be honest!" He kicked Rong Feng's leg, " get out!"

"I don't!" Rong Feng hugged Dai Ruoze, "Jose, save me!"

Dai Ruoze kicked the man away annoyed, "What the hell are you guys, Kongchang is such a big man! I wish the emperor would summon me and you still hide!" He grabbed Rong Feng by the collar and threatened , "Rong Feng, we are buddies, I told you, the emperor will be mine sooner or later, don't touch him, even if he wants to sleep with you, you can handle it! If you really dare to talk to him Sleep, hehe, you can live in the west courtyard tomorrow!"

The fierce light in Dai Ruoze's eyes was not fake, Rong Feng put his legs together reflexively.

O cruel world!A man I have never met wants to sleep with me, and a man I call my brother wants to destroy me!God, I am a free bird from the rivers and lakes, let me go back to the rivers and lakes!

Miserably, Rong Feng and Dafu went to see the emperor, while Dai Ruoze was locked in the room alone and depressed.

He couldn't figure it out, he and Rong Feng lived in the same courtyard, it stands to reason that the emperor's favorability towards him should be higher than that of Rong Feng, who had never even met face to face, why did he call that reckless man but not himself? !

Dai Ruoze clicked the "System" button.

[System: Hello, dear player, what help do you need? 】Dai Ruoze asked: "If I don't win the emperor's first night, what will happen?"

[System: Then your mission has failed. 】

Dai Ruoze asked: "What will happen to me after the mission fails?"

[System: Hello, you only have the right to call the system once a day and let the system answer your doubts, and the questions you ask involve confidentiality, even if you ask me another day, I will not answer you. 】Dai Ruoze: "..." Don't be too familiar with this!

[System: You died of depression because of extreme anger, poor blood flow, and depression.The day after your death, the emperor discovered you. He made a specimen of your corpse, placed it on the dragon bed, and slept with him every day. 】Dai Ruoze scolded the grass-mud horse in his heart. Is this because the system deliberately made up a reason to let him die after seeing him survived for too long? !Perverts also have a limit!

Hey, wait a minute, Dai Ruo carefully chewed over his "afterlife". He died in Dongshu Cinema, and the people who found his body were either the court ladies Cuihua and Lihua, or Rong Feng, who was in the same courtyard as him. His corpse happened to be that of the emperor.

This shows what?This shows that the emperor has come to the theater, and he is here to look for him!

Why did the emperor come to the cinema?Why did you come to him?It was Rong Feng who was summoned by the emperor, Rong Feng took good care of him, it is understandable that Long Xin Joy came to see Rong Feng, can you see that he...

Dai Yueze smiled.

He remembered the conversation with the emperor about "how to solve the little brother's troubles" in the training ground, and suddenly realized the emperor's twists and turns.

In the emperor's heart, he was probably a lustful person, and if the emperor favored other people in front of such a lustful person, it would just stimulate him and make him anxious.This little emperor is looking for a place for the face he lost in the morning!

After thinking about this, Dai Ruoze laughed again, this little emperor is getting more and more interesting.

"Jose, what are you laughing at?" Rong Feng said, "I didn't tell a joke."

Dai Ruoze said: "Laugh at your funny bruises."

Rong Feng: "..."

Dai Ruoze saw through the emperor's intentions, so he will take the initiative to attack.

When Da Fu came to announce Rong Feng's face, there was no need for Rong Feng to beg him, Dai Ruoze said: "Eunuch Fu, Rong promised to catch the wind and cold, it would be bad if it infects His Majesty, why don't I go to see His Majesty for Rong Xu Bar."

Rong Feng coughed in unison.

Daifuku said, "This is against the rules."

Dai Ruoze said: "Eunuch Fu, is the rules more important or His Majesty's holy body? Rong promise can't go with you to meet the saint, and it's not easy for you to explain to your majesty. Let me, who is under the same roof as Rong promise, explain to your majesty." That couldn't be better, and His Majesty will definitely not blame Eunuch."

Rong Feng coughed so badly.

Dafu hesitated for a while, then said: "Rong promised to be so ill? That's all. Rong promised to rest well, so I'll trouble Dai promised to come with me."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then thank you, Eunuch."

The emperor's bedroom was brightly lit, and Dai Ruoze greeted him through the screen.

The emperor crouched on the table, writing something in a hurry, he said: "Come here."

Dai Ruoze stepped out of the screen, teasingly said: "It's a pity, His Majesty is not on the bed with his clothes intact."

The emperor raised his head, frowned and said, "Why are you?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Rong promised to be sick, I'll take his place."

The emperor said: "There is no substitute for such a thing!"

Dai Ruoze asked, "What kind of thing?"

The emperor bit his lower lip and remained silent.

Dai Ruoze smiled erratically, and said: "Your Majesty, don't be shy, I'm your promise, it's normal to come to sleep with you."

"Who wants you to sleep?!" The emperor threw Dai Ruoze with a brush, and the ink splashed all over Dai Ruoze, "Pick up the brush!"

Dai Ruoze picked up the brush indifferently, took the emperor's hand, handed the brush back to the emperor, and said, "Your Majesty, don't throw things around casually. Although there is no lethality, it is not good to hurt small flowers and grasses."

"What a mess!" The emperor twitched his hand back, but Dai Ruoze held his hand tightly.

"Let go," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said, "Don't let go."

The emperor said: "If you don't let me go, I will call someone."

Dai Ruoze said, "No one will come to save you even if you shout your throat!"

The emperor shouted: "Come..."

The emperor just finished yelling "Come" when he suddenly felt his lips warm up, and Dai Ruoze's face magnified infinitely in his field of vision.

Dai Ruoze shamelessly kissed the emperor!

He hugged the emperor vigorously, suppressing the emperor's struggle, and greedily wanted to develop a simple mouth-to-mouth into a deep French kiss!

The emperor was obviously shocked, he never expected Dai Ruoze to be so bold!

He kept his mouth tightly shut, not being moved by Dai Ruoze's teasing.

Dai Ruoze tried in vain, bit the emperor's nose in retaliation, and said with a smile: "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic. Will your majesty give me death?"

The emperor said every word: "I will castrate you!"