Gongdou's life push
Chapter 15
What the emperor asked Dai Ruoze to do made Dai Ruoze extremely painful. He asked Dai Ruoze to change into the clothes promised by the woman and ordered Dai Ruoze to teach women how to dress up with orchids.
Dai Ruoze's physique is far from that of a woman. He is 1.8 meters five, with broad shoulders and long legs. He has a proud eight-pack abs.The emperor picked out a woman's dress in the largest size for him, and he still showed his hands and feet in it, like a clown.
The emperor laughed heartily and said that Dai Ruoze was the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
Dai Ruoze said speechlessly: "Your Majesty, I am a man." Even if you put on women's clothes, you can't change your sex in a second!
The emperor said: "You are wearing the clothes promised by a woman, and you are a woman."
Dai Ruoze compromised: "Okay, okay, I am a woman with a penis. May I ask what is the purpose of His Majesty asking me to dress up as a woman?"
The emperor said: "My intention is to make you uncomfortable."
Dai Ruoze: "..." He got the emperor's new attribute besides arrogance-bad taste!
The vicious little emperor ruthlessly mocked Dai Ruoze, "You are so ugly in women's clothing, you are far worse than Concubine Hua."
Dai Ruoze said: "Concubine Hua is born beautiful, how dare I compare with him." That's a super fake girl!
"Okay, let's go," said the emperor.
On the way to the Lenggong, the emperor tossed Dai Ruoze a lot.
The emperor himself sat in a sedan chair, while Dai Ruoze walked. The problem was that the emperor asked him to walk in small steps. Once he took a wrong step, the emperor would force him to go back to the original point and walk again.
Just walking slowly and slowly, it took them two and a half hours from the Central Palace to the Leng Palace, and Dai Ruoze's fatigue level reached [-]!
After arriving at the cold palace, the emperor asked the guards and eunuchs to retire, and only he and Dai Ruoze entered the cold palace.
[System: Dear player, you have opened the dungeon "A Piao of the Lenggong". 】【System: "A Piao of the Cold Palace" main task, to protect the emperor's safety in the demons and monsters; side task, to rescue Liu Changzai. 】【System: If you successfully clear the customs of "A Piao of the Lenggong", you will gain a lot of favorability with the emperor; 】What are demons and sprites?
Just as Dai Ruoze was wondering, a bunch of Apiao flew out from the corner of the cold palace. They hovered in the air, breathing white smoke from their mouths, circling Dai Ruoze and the emperor, whining softly.
Dai Ruoze: "..."
Fuck!Isn't this a game for the high-ranking court, there must be a limit to making up, okay? !Suddenly jumping from realistic to supernatural, even the painting style is wrong!
[System: Hello, dear player, please don't use ordinary people's logic to judge the game "Gong Dou Yi Tui". This game is all-inclusive and spans three realms. It is a very magnificent production. 】Dai Ruoze was powerless to complain.
Dai Ruoze leaned into the emperor's arms in fear, "Your Majesty, there is a ghost!"
"Yes," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, I am timid."
"Yes," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said, "Your Majesty, what shall we do?"
"Yes," said the emperor.
The little emperor did not answer the question. Dai Ruoze turned around and saw that the little emperor's face was pale and his eyes were closed. He was obviously frightened.
Dai Ruoze smiled unkindly, dare to say that the little emperor doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but he is actually very afraid of ghosts in his heart, this picture of being strong is also very cute!
Dai Ruoze stopped pretending. He put his arms around the emperor and said, "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, I will protect you."
The emperor said: "Who is afraid?! I... I am not afraid!"
The emperor stepped forward to show his masculinity, but his slightly trembling shoulders gave him away.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is a body of gold, how can I let you go ahead to beat the thunder, I will go ahead."
The emperor said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is the source of my courage. As long as you support me behind, I will have the courage to face everything."
The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze, "Slick tongue, be careful I cut your tongue!"
Dai Ruoze made a gesture of sewing his mouth shut with a needle, signaling himself to shut up, then protected the little emperor behind him, took his hand, and walked forward among the crowded Ah Piao.
Ah Piao didn't have any lethality, they just flew around and screamed at random. From time to time, a few of them flew towards Dai Ruoze and the emperor, but Dai Ruoze knocked them into the air.
"Hey!" The emperor shook Dai Ruoze's hand and said, "Dai promises, you are not afraid of ghosts at all, are you?!"
Dai Ruoze said, "I'm very scared."
The emperor said: "The crime of deceiving the king will be beheaded."
Dai Ruozette said sincerely: "It is because His Majesty holds my hand that I have the courage and am not afraid!"
The emperor said: "It was you who held my hand, and I didn't hold your hand."
Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, yes, it is I who want to draw courage from Your Majesty." He nodded his lips, "If Your Majesty is willing to kiss me, my courage will burst, and maybe I can transform into a monster at once. Dispel it."
The emperor said to Dai Ruoze in a straight voice: "Get lost!"
The Lenggong occupies a large area and has many rooms, Dai Ruoze is not sure where Liu Liu is exactly.In addition, the Apiaos were like roadblocks, blocking the way of Dai Ruoze and the emperor tightly. They were all milky white translucent bodies, similar to fog, which narrowed their field of vision infinitely.
The further the two walked back, the more A Piao would surround them, but A Piao didn't do anything to surround them. Let's take a good look around." Passers-by sense of sight.
The emperor shivered, he touched a Piao, the icy temperature made him feel the cold of winter in summer.
Dai Ruoze rubbed the emperor's palm, took a breath of hot air into his palm, and said, "There are too many Ah Piao, the temperature is dropping, we have to hurry up."
As the temperature got lower and lower, a layer of hoarfrost formed in the cold palace, and Dai Ruoze's blood bar also bottomed out as the temperature gradually dropped.
They have to hurry!
Dai Ruoze suddenly hugged the emperor horizontally, used his body as a shield for him, and rampaged in the group of Apiao.
The Ah Piao shouted "Ahhh—" and were knocked away by Dai Ruoze. They were like a receding tide, making way for Dai Ruoze.
Dai Ruoze sprinted on the path with all his strength, and rushed into the empty room at the end—this was the room where he lived in the middle of the night.
The house is a safe area, there is no Apiao, and the temperature has warmed up.
The little emperor's face turned red, but Dai Ruoze was dying.
Dai Ruoze's blood line has reached 90.00%, and his fatigue value is [-]%. This is a very dangerous state.
Dai Ruoze doesn't want to die at all. It's very difficult to win the favor of the emperor. If this dungeon fails, it has to go down. How embarrassing!
Dai Ruoze lay on the ground like a dead dog, and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, Ah Piao has sucked my energy, I need you to give me a kiss of true love to help me regain my strength."
"You are really useless," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you really broke my heart."
The emperor recovered from A Piao's fright, and he was in a good mood.
The emperor poked Dai Ruoze's face and made a small dent, and he poked again when the dent healed. He said, "Dai promised, thanks to the fact that you are a martial artist, your physical strength is really poor."
Dai Ruoze said: "This set of women's clothing restricts my performance."
The women's dress is too small, it hugs Dai Ruoze's joints, making him very weak when running, as if someone is pulling his limbs to prevent him from running, and the quality of the clothes is so good that Dai Ruoze can't even stretch it.
Dai Ruoze said: "If I wear normal clothes, I must not be so tired."
The emperor pinched Dai Ruoze's nose to prevent him from breathing, "Excuse!"
Dai Ruoze was miserable, "Your Majesty, I'm going to suffocate to death!"
Dai Ruoze's blood line dropped again, down to [-]%. At this time, he was just a fragile glass bottle, which would shatter when touched.
Dai Ruoze said tragically: "Your Majesty, the ghost has sucked away my yang energy, and I am going to die."
The emperor said: "Where is it so easy to die."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's true, if you don't believe me, you can check my pulse and heartbeat."
The emperor put his ears on Dai Ruoze's chest according to his words, the beating of the heart was slow and weak, as if it would stop at any moment.
The emperor was a little anxious. Since he stepped into this cold palace, the guards have become deaf and can't hear the movement in this room. If Dai Ruoze dies, then he will have to deal with countless ghosts in the haunted house alone!
Scary to think about!
Dai Ruoze saw the emperor's loose expression, secretly amused, and deliberately lamented: "Oh, it doesn't matter if I die, but after I die, no one will protect Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
"I don't allow you to die!" The emperor grabbed Dai Ruoze by the collar and said, "If you want to die, you have to wait until you get out of this cold palace!"
Dai Ruoze said: "But I can't stop death from coming."
The emperor said: "You are the one who tricked me into this cold palace. If you dare to die, I will kill you!"
Dai Ruoze endured the internal injury from laughing, is the little emperor so frightened that he can't speak incoherently? How do you kill people when they are dead? !To die is to engage in ice love!
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you can save my life by taking a breath of Yang Qi from me."
The emperor asked: "How to cross?"
Dai Ruoze pouted, "Come on, give me a kiss."
The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze, "I'm going to die, but I still don't change my nature."
Dai Ruoze said: "This is really life-saving!"
The emperor was dubious, but Dai Ruoze took the time to rest, he would be like a rascal if you don't kiss me, I will die, and if I die, you can fight the ghost by yourself.
Dai Ruoze rubbed the back of the emperor's hand, "Your Majesty, if you don't kiss me again, I will die."
The emperor frowned, and weighed the loss of kissing Dai Ruoze or letting Dai Ruoze die. In the end, he lowered his head and pressed a kiss on Dai Ruoze's pursed lips.
Dai Ruoze's physique is far from that of a woman. He is 1.8 meters five, with broad shoulders and long legs. He has a proud eight-pack abs.The emperor picked out a woman's dress in the largest size for him, and he still showed his hands and feet in it, like a clown.
The emperor laughed heartily and said that Dai Ruoze was the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
Dai Ruoze said speechlessly: "Your Majesty, I am a man." Even if you put on women's clothes, you can't change your sex in a second!
The emperor said: "You are wearing the clothes promised by a woman, and you are a woman."
Dai Ruoze compromised: "Okay, okay, I am a woman with a penis. May I ask what is the purpose of His Majesty asking me to dress up as a woman?"
The emperor said: "My intention is to make you uncomfortable."
Dai Ruoze: "..." He got the emperor's new attribute besides arrogance-bad taste!
The vicious little emperor ruthlessly mocked Dai Ruoze, "You are so ugly in women's clothing, you are far worse than Concubine Hua."
Dai Ruoze said: "Concubine Hua is born beautiful, how dare I compare with him." That's a super fake girl!
"Okay, let's go," said the emperor.
On the way to the Lenggong, the emperor tossed Dai Ruoze a lot.
The emperor himself sat in a sedan chair, while Dai Ruoze walked. The problem was that the emperor asked him to walk in small steps. Once he took a wrong step, the emperor would force him to go back to the original point and walk again.
Just walking slowly and slowly, it took them two and a half hours from the Central Palace to the Leng Palace, and Dai Ruoze's fatigue level reached [-]!
After arriving at the cold palace, the emperor asked the guards and eunuchs to retire, and only he and Dai Ruoze entered the cold palace.
[System: Dear player, you have opened the dungeon "A Piao of the Lenggong". 】【System: "A Piao of the Cold Palace" main task, to protect the emperor's safety in the demons and monsters; side task, to rescue Liu Changzai. 】【System: If you successfully clear the customs of "A Piao of the Lenggong", you will gain a lot of favorability with the emperor; 】What are demons and sprites?
Just as Dai Ruoze was wondering, a bunch of Apiao flew out from the corner of the cold palace. They hovered in the air, breathing white smoke from their mouths, circling Dai Ruoze and the emperor, whining softly.
Dai Ruoze: "..."
Fuck!Isn't this a game for the high-ranking court, there must be a limit to making up, okay? !Suddenly jumping from realistic to supernatural, even the painting style is wrong!
[System: Hello, dear player, please don't use ordinary people's logic to judge the game "Gong Dou Yi Tui". This game is all-inclusive and spans three realms. It is a very magnificent production. 】Dai Ruoze was powerless to complain.
Dai Ruoze leaned into the emperor's arms in fear, "Your Majesty, there is a ghost!"
"Yes," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, I am timid."
"Yes," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said, "Your Majesty, what shall we do?"
"Yes," said the emperor.
The little emperor did not answer the question. Dai Ruoze turned around and saw that the little emperor's face was pale and his eyes were closed. He was obviously frightened.
Dai Ruoze smiled unkindly, dare to say that the little emperor doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but he is actually very afraid of ghosts in his heart, this picture of being strong is also very cute!
Dai Ruoze stopped pretending. He put his arms around the emperor and said, "Don't be afraid, Your Majesty, I will protect you."
The emperor said: "Who is afraid?! I... I am not afraid!"
The emperor stepped forward to show his masculinity, but his slightly trembling shoulders gave him away.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is a body of gold, how can I let you go ahead to beat the thunder, I will go ahead."
The emperor said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is the source of my courage. As long as you support me behind, I will have the courage to face everything."
The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze, "Slick tongue, be careful I cut your tongue!"
Dai Ruoze made a gesture of sewing his mouth shut with a needle, signaling himself to shut up, then protected the little emperor behind him, took his hand, and walked forward among the crowded Ah Piao.
Ah Piao didn't have any lethality, they just flew around and screamed at random. From time to time, a few of them flew towards Dai Ruoze and the emperor, but Dai Ruoze knocked them into the air.
"Hey!" The emperor shook Dai Ruoze's hand and said, "Dai promises, you are not afraid of ghosts at all, are you?!"
Dai Ruoze said, "I'm very scared."
The emperor said: "The crime of deceiving the king will be beheaded."
Dai Ruozette said sincerely: "It is because His Majesty holds my hand that I have the courage and am not afraid!"
The emperor said: "It was you who held my hand, and I didn't hold your hand."
Dai Ruoze said: "Yes, yes, it is I who want to draw courage from Your Majesty." He nodded his lips, "If Your Majesty is willing to kiss me, my courage will burst, and maybe I can transform into a monster at once. Dispel it."
The emperor said to Dai Ruoze in a straight voice: "Get lost!"
The Lenggong occupies a large area and has many rooms, Dai Ruoze is not sure where Liu Liu is exactly.In addition, the Apiaos were like roadblocks, blocking the way of Dai Ruoze and the emperor tightly. They were all milky white translucent bodies, similar to fog, which narrowed their field of vision infinitely.
The further the two walked back, the more A Piao would surround them, but A Piao didn't do anything to surround them. Let's take a good look around." Passers-by sense of sight.
The emperor shivered, he touched a Piao, the icy temperature made him feel the cold of winter in summer.
Dai Ruoze rubbed the emperor's palm, took a breath of hot air into his palm, and said, "There are too many Ah Piao, the temperature is dropping, we have to hurry up."
As the temperature got lower and lower, a layer of hoarfrost formed in the cold palace, and Dai Ruoze's blood bar also bottomed out as the temperature gradually dropped.
They have to hurry!
Dai Ruoze suddenly hugged the emperor horizontally, used his body as a shield for him, and rampaged in the group of Apiao.
The Ah Piao shouted "Ahhh—" and were knocked away by Dai Ruoze. They were like a receding tide, making way for Dai Ruoze.
Dai Ruoze sprinted on the path with all his strength, and rushed into the empty room at the end—this was the room where he lived in the middle of the night.
The house is a safe area, there is no Apiao, and the temperature has warmed up.
The little emperor's face turned red, but Dai Ruoze was dying.
Dai Ruoze's blood line has reached 90.00%, and his fatigue value is [-]%. This is a very dangerous state.
Dai Ruoze doesn't want to die at all. It's very difficult to win the favor of the emperor. If this dungeon fails, it has to go down. How embarrassing!
Dai Ruoze lay on the ground like a dead dog, and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, Ah Piao has sucked my energy, I need you to give me a kiss of true love to help me regain my strength."
"You are really useless," said the emperor.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you really broke my heart."
The emperor recovered from A Piao's fright, and he was in a good mood.
The emperor poked Dai Ruoze's face and made a small dent, and he poked again when the dent healed. He said, "Dai promised, thanks to the fact that you are a martial artist, your physical strength is really poor."
Dai Ruoze said: "This set of women's clothing restricts my performance."
The women's dress is too small, it hugs Dai Ruoze's joints, making him very weak when running, as if someone is pulling his limbs to prevent him from running, and the quality of the clothes is so good that Dai Ruoze can't even stretch it.
Dai Ruoze said: "If I wear normal clothes, I must not be so tired."
The emperor pinched Dai Ruoze's nose to prevent him from breathing, "Excuse!"
Dai Ruoze was miserable, "Your Majesty, I'm going to suffocate to death!"
Dai Ruoze's blood line dropped again, down to [-]%. At this time, he was just a fragile glass bottle, which would shatter when touched.
Dai Ruoze said tragically: "Your Majesty, the ghost has sucked away my yang energy, and I am going to die."
The emperor said: "Where is it so easy to die."
Dai Ruoze said: "It's true, if you don't believe me, you can check my pulse and heartbeat."
The emperor put his ears on Dai Ruoze's chest according to his words, the beating of the heart was slow and weak, as if it would stop at any moment.
The emperor was a little anxious. Since he stepped into this cold palace, the guards have become deaf and can't hear the movement in this room. If Dai Ruoze dies, then he will have to deal with countless ghosts in the haunted house alone!
Scary to think about!
Dai Ruoze saw the emperor's loose expression, secretly amused, and deliberately lamented: "Oh, it doesn't matter if I die, but after I die, no one will protect Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."
"I don't allow you to die!" The emperor grabbed Dai Ruoze by the collar and said, "If you want to die, you have to wait until you get out of this cold palace!"
Dai Ruoze said: "But I can't stop death from coming."
The emperor said: "You are the one who tricked me into this cold palace. If you dare to die, I will kill you!"
Dai Ruoze endured the internal injury from laughing, is the little emperor so frightened that he can't speak incoherently? How do you kill people when they are dead? !To die is to engage in ice love!
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you can save my life by taking a breath of Yang Qi from me."
The emperor asked: "How to cross?"
Dai Ruoze pouted, "Come on, give me a kiss."
The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze, "I'm going to die, but I still don't change my nature."
Dai Ruoze said: "This is really life-saving!"
The emperor was dubious, but Dai Ruoze took the time to rest, he would be like a rascal if you don't kiss me, I will die, and if I die, you can fight the ghost by yourself.
Dai Ruoze rubbed the back of the emperor's hand, "Your Majesty, if you don't kiss me again, I will die."
The emperor frowned, and weighed the loss of kissing Dai Ruoze or letting Dai Ruoze die. In the end, he lowered his head and pressed a kiss on Dai Ruoze's pursed lips.
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