Gongdou's life push
Chapter 16
Dai Ruoze asked the emperor for a kiss in the heart of wanting to take advantage of it before he died and never suffer any losses. Unexpectedly, after the emperor's kiss was over, his fatigue points and blood lines recovered a lot!
Blood value: 50%.
Fatigue value: 40 points.
This can be called a surprise, this little emperor is actually a powerful nanny!
Dai Ruoze was very beautiful, and took advantage of the emperor's unpreparedness to make another chapter. Now he kissed much harder than the little emperor. Their teeth collided, and they both covered their mouths in pain.
The emperor punched Dai Ruoze on the stomach, "Dai promises you to court death!"
Dai Ruoze laughed, "Your Majesty's yang energy is so effective, I can't help but want to take a few more breaths."
The emperor widened his eyes, "You are the female ghost who absorbs a man's energy!"
Dai Ruoze said: "Then let Your Majesty absorb my energy, come on."
The emperor opened Dai Ruoze's approaching face in disgust, this man is really annoying!
Dai Ruoze was full of blood and full of energy.
He used his sleeve as a rag to wipe off the dust on the bed, and made a cushion out of straw for the emperor to sit on.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, those ghosts dare not enter the house, so you can wait for me here, and I will go find the female ghost in red by myself."
The emperor vetoed it flatly: "No!"
Dai Ruoze said: "It's not safe outside."
The emperor said: "Isn't Dai promise afraid of ghosts?"
Dai Ruoze said, "Uh...that's what happened."
The emperor said: "You are my concubine, and I will not ignore you."
These words sound touching, but combined with the context, Dai Ruoze wants to laugh.
The emperor himself was afraid of ghosts, he didn't dare to stay alone, but he wanted to save face, so he insisted that Dai Ruoze was afraid of ghosts, and he wanted to accompany Dai Ruoze.
Dai Ruoze suppressed a smile and said, "Your Majesty is so considerate."
The emperor said: "My father taught me to treat my concubines well."
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, please treat me better."
The emperor said: "I'm good enough for you!"
Dai Ruoze dismantled the stools and tables in the room, made a simple torch, and then went out with the emperor.
The Apiaos were afraid of fire, so they lingered a few meters away from them and dared not get close to them, but the mist they spewed out continuously enveloped the cold palace, making the temperature continue to drop, and frost formed on the eaves and trees.
Dai Ruoze and the emperor were both wearing summer single clothes, shivering in the cold night.
Dai Ruoze took off his skirt and only put on his inner garment, and put it on for the emperor.
The emperor disagreed, "You dress me in women's clothes?!"
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, this is not the time to care about women's clothing and men's clothing, put it on quickly, I swear I will not reveal to anyone that you wear women's clothing!"
The emperor asked: "What about you, aren't you cold?"
Dai Ruoze said: "I won't be cold when His Majesty is by my side."
The emperor reluctantly asked Dai Ruoze to add clothes to him, and said, "I'm not lighting a stove."
[System: In the northwest corner of the cold palace, there is a fire pile that has been casted. Lighting the fire pile can expel demons and monsters. 】【System: You have triggered the QTE operation of "A Piao of the Lenggong", you only have one chance, if you fail, "A Piao of the Lenggong" will start all over again, and there will no longer be QTE benefits. 】Glowing arrows appear on the floor tiles, it's QTE!
Dai Ruoze handed the torch to the emperor, and before the emperor had time to react, he was a perfect princess hug, and then he stepped on the arrow firmly, using the lightness skill given by the system to fly over the wall, very cool and handsome!
The cool and handsome Dai Ruoze took over the torch in mid-air and threw it into the fire.
The fire burned instantly, and the Apiaos fled in panic, and disappeared in a flash.
Dai Ruoze said brazenly: "Your Majesty, my qigong just used up my true energy, give me a breath!"
The emperor broke away from Dai Ruoze and said coldly, "Get lost!"
A Piao was gone, the Leng Gong returned to its former silence, and the emperor turned back into the Tsundere Emperor.
The emperor didn't want Dai Ruoze to lead him anymore, and aggressively asked Dai Ruoze to follow him, he said: "Dai promised, I have already said that there are no ghosts and gods in the world, you just follow me, don't be afraid."
Dai Ruoze: "..." Hey, don't change your face too quickly, Your Majesty!
The emperor had never been to the cold palace twice in his life, and he was no more familiar with this place than Dai Ruoze. The two of them circled around like headless flies, and came to the well.
Sitting by the well was a woman in red. She tilted her head, looked down at the bottom of the well, and combed her smooth long hair.
Dai Ruoze called out: "Liu Liu."
The woman in red turned her head, her facial features were all blurred into one piece, she couldn't tell where the eyes were and where the nose was, only the bloody mouth and the blood stains at the corners of the mouth could make people recognize that it was a human face!
"Ah!" The emperor screamed out of composure, and hid behind Dai Ruoze's broad spine, "What is that?!"
Dai Ruoze took the opportunity to wrap his arms around his waist and grab his hands, taking advantage of it, and said, "That's a person."
"Human?" The emperor didn't believe it, how could anyone look like this!
Dai Ruoze walked towards Liuliu, the emperor didn't let go of Dai Ruoze's inner garment, he tore a hole in the inner garment, exposing most of Dai Ruoze's back.
Emperor: "... I will ask the Ministry of Internal Affairs to customize a new inner garment for you."
Dai Ruoze said: "I'm very happy that Your Majesty is so enthusiastic, but it's not good to be too unrestrained in front of people."
The emperor smashed Dai Ruoze with the torn cloth, "Hugh is talking nonsense!"
Dai Ruoze picked up a fluffy cloth and wiped Liu Liu's face when it got wet with well water.
Liu Liu dodged with fists and kicks, "I've been putting on this makeup for a long time!"
Dai Ruoze said: "There is no living person in this cold palace, who are you pretending to be a ghost for? It's so frightening!"
Liu Liu said, "Who did I scare? You are not afraid of ghosts!"
Dai Ruoze said: "You scared Your Majesty!"
Although Liu Liu has a permanent status, she has never even seen the emperor.In her imagination, the emperor is majestic, and a man who can rule the world must be a mature bearded uncle, but the facts have proved how unreliable her imagination is.
The real emperor is a young man who is about the same age as her and is afraid of ghosts!
Liu Liu said uncertainly: "This is the emperor?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Nonsense." He lowered his voice and said, "Hurry up and salute Your Majesty, and behave well, sister, whether you can get out of this cold palace depends on whether His Majesty will help you!"
Liu Liu fell to her knees with a "putong", very simply, she was crying, tears mixed with residual makeup, "Your Majesty, I didn't mean to feed the cows!"
"What's so messed up?" The emperor understood that the female ghost in red was not a ghost at all, so he slapped Dai Ruoze, who looked at the sky.
The emperor asked Liu Liu, "Who are you?"
Liu Liu said: "Your Majesty, I am Liu Liu, and my position is always here. Because I fed grass to the cows of Concubine Shu, the empress put me in the cold palace, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. , I had no choice but to pretend to be a ghost and play with myself."
The emperor said: "Don't cows just eat grass?"
Liu Liu said: "Eh, er, concubine Shu's cow has diarrhea after eating grass."
The emperor said, "That's why she put you in limbo?"
Liu Liu said, "Yes."
The emperor said: "Dai promised to enter the cold palace, did you help him escape?"
Liu Liu betrayed Dai Ruoze without any pressure, and said, "He said he would beat women!"
The emperor snorted coldly, "He is not a good guy."
Dai Ruoze was very innocent, "Your Majesty, my sincerity to you is evident."
The emperor said: "Okay, Liu Changzai, from now on you don't have to live in the cold palace, resume your status as Changzai, kneel down."
Liuliu was overjoyed and said "Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness" repeatedly, she trotted like a Chinese New Year holiday and disappeared.
Dai Ruoze sighed that this little girl has no loyalty.
[System: Congratulations on successfully clearing the dungeon "A Piao of the Lenggong" and obtaining the title "Ghost Slayer Dai Xu". 】【System: Emperor Favorability 17.】
The emperor turned his gaze to Dai Ruoze and said, "Dai agrees, what should be done for the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
Dai Ruoze said: "It should be cut."
The emperor said: "Then I will kill you."
Dai Ruoze pretended to be pitiful, "Your Majesty, please forgive me."
The emperor said: "You lied to me that Liu Changzai is a female ghost, you abducted me to come to this cold palace, hum~! Don't you just want Liu Changzai to come out of the cold palace? Just tell me straight, why make up a bunch of things? No."
Dai Ruoze said: "Well, I admit that I have selfish intentions. I want to be alone with His Majesty."
The emperor said: "You are a typical example of wanting sex and not taking life. Since you don't want to take life, I will fulfill you!"
[System: You were beheaded by the emperor because you molested the emperor too much.After your death, the emperor sewed your head and corpse together with a needle and thread, made a specimen, put it in the palace, and slept with him every day. 】This progress is wrong!The favorability has soared by ten points, and he still wants to behead? !
Is this the rhythm of falling in love and wanting to kill?Did you really get the script right? !
Dai Ruoze has a new understanding of the emperor's arrogance!
Fortunately, the system will automatically archive after the dungeon, otherwise it would be too much to suffer again.
After returning to the file, Dai Ruoze racked his brains to please the emperor and escape the fate of beheading, but the emperor's routine was different this time.
The emperor said: "Concubines have always kept a respectful distance from the Leng Palace. Dai Xu, who took the initiative to enter the Leng Palace, is the first one. Since Dai Xu is so attached to the Leng Palace, then there is no need to go back to the Dongshu Cinema. You can stay in the Leng Palace."
Dai Ruoze's face was full of bullshit, and he used a huge man's body to make a little girl's cuteness, imitating Liu Liu's fake cry, "Please take it back, Your Majesty, I think Dongshu Theater is very good."
The emperor said: "No matter how good Dongshu Theater is, it can't compare to Leng Gong's attraction to Dai's promise. I said before that I am an emperor who treats his concubines very well. Among the many concubines, Dai's promise is the best for me." , there will definitely be someone who will respond to your request. Since you like the Leng Palace, I will allow you to live in the Leng Palace for a long time."
Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor's thigh bitterly, "Is there any way to make His Majesty take back his order?"
The emperor raised Dai Ruoze's chin condescendingly, and said cruelly: "No! Generally, concubines have their own palace only when they are promoted to the rank of concubine. Dai promises that she can have her own palace at the lowest position. You should be honored. Hmph ~ you can enjoy it in the cold palace!"
Dai Ruoze: "..." The road to pursuing the little emperor is still long and boundless!
Blood value: 50%.
Fatigue value: 40 points.
This can be called a surprise, this little emperor is actually a powerful nanny!
Dai Ruoze was very beautiful, and took advantage of the emperor's unpreparedness to make another chapter. Now he kissed much harder than the little emperor. Their teeth collided, and they both covered their mouths in pain.
The emperor punched Dai Ruoze on the stomach, "Dai promises you to court death!"
Dai Ruoze laughed, "Your Majesty's yang energy is so effective, I can't help but want to take a few more breaths."
The emperor widened his eyes, "You are the female ghost who absorbs a man's energy!"
Dai Ruoze said: "Then let Your Majesty absorb my energy, come on."
The emperor opened Dai Ruoze's approaching face in disgust, this man is really annoying!
Dai Ruoze was full of blood and full of energy.
He used his sleeve as a rag to wipe off the dust on the bed, and made a cushion out of straw for the emperor to sit on.
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, those ghosts dare not enter the house, so you can wait for me here, and I will go find the female ghost in red by myself."
The emperor vetoed it flatly: "No!"
Dai Ruoze said: "It's not safe outside."
The emperor said: "Isn't Dai promise afraid of ghosts?"
Dai Ruoze said, "Uh...that's what happened."
The emperor said: "You are my concubine, and I will not ignore you."
These words sound touching, but combined with the context, Dai Ruoze wants to laugh.
The emperor himself was afraid of ghosts, he didn't dare to stay alone, but he wanted to save face, so he insisted that Dai Ruoze was afraid of ghosts, and he wanted to accompany Dai Ruoze.
Dai Ruoze suppressed a smile and said, "Your Majesty is so considerate."
The emperor said: "My father taught me to treat my concubines well."
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, please treat me better."
The emperor said: "I'm good enough for you!"
Dai Ruoze dismantled the stools and tables in the room, made a simple torch, and then went out with the emperor.
The Apiaos were afraid of fire, so they lingered a few meters away from them and dared not get close to them, but the mist they spewed out continuously enveloped the cold palace, making the temperature continue to drop, and frost formed on the eaves and trees.
Dai Ruoze and the emperor were both wearing summer single clothes, shivering in the cold night.
Dai Ruoze took off his skirt and only put on his inner garment, and put it on for the emperor.
The emperor disagreed, "You dress me in women's clothes?!"
Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, this is not the time to care about women's clothing and men's clothing, put it on quickly, I swear I will not reveal to anyone that you wear women's clothing!"
The emperor asked: "What about you, aren't you cold?"
Dai Ruoze said: "I won't be cold when His Majesty is by my side."
The emperor reluctantly asked Dai Ruoze to add clothes to him, and said, "I'm not lighting a stove."
[System: In the northwest corner of the cold palace, there is a fire pile that has been casted. Lighting the fire pile can expel demons and monsters. 】【System: You have triggered the QTE operation of "A Piao of the Lenggong", you only have one chance, if you fail, "A Piao of the Lenggong" will start all over again, and there will no longer be QTE benefits. 】Glowing arrows appear on the floor tiles, it's QTE!
Dai Ruoze handed the torch to the emperor, and before the emperor had time to react, he was a perfect princess hug, and then he stepped on the arrow firmly, using the lightness skill given by the system to fly over the wall, very cool and handsome!
The cool and handsome Dai Ruoze took over the torch in mid-air and threw it into the fire.
The fire burned instantly, and the Apiaos fled in panic, and disappeared in a flash.
Dai Ruoze said brazenly: "Your Majesty, my qigong just used up my true energy, give me a breath!"
The emperor broke away from Dai Ruoze and said coldly, "Get lost!"
A Piao was gone, the Leng Gong returned to its former silence, and the emperor turned back into the Tsundere Emperor.
The emperor didn't want Dai Ruoze to lead him anymore, and aggressively asked Dai Ruoze to follow him, he said: "Dai promised, I have already said that there are no ghosts and gods in the world, you just follow me, don't be afraid."
Dai Ruoze: "..." Hey, don't change your face too quickly, Your Majesty!
The emperor had never been to the cold palace twice in his life, and he was no more familiar with this place than Dai Ruoze. The two of them circled around like headless flies, and came to the well.
Sitting by the well was a woman in red. She tilted her head, looked down at the bottom of the well, and combed her smooth long hair.
Dai Ruoze called out: "Liu Liu."
The woman in red turned her head, her facial features were all blurred into one piece, she couldn't tell where the eyes were and where the nose was, only the bloody mouth and the blood stains at the corners of the mouth could make people recognize that it was a human face!
"Ah!" The emperor screamed out of composure, and hid behind Dai Ruoze's broad spine, "What is that?!"
Dai Ruoze took the opportunity to wrap his arms around his waist and grab his hands, taking advantage of it, and said, "That's a person."
"Human?" The emperor didn't believe it, how could anyone look like this!
Dai Ruoze walked towards Liuliu, the emperor didn't let go of Dai Ruoze's inner garment, he tore a hole in the inner garment, exposing most of Dai Ruoze's back.
Emperor: "... I will ask the Ministry of Internal Affairs to customize a new inner garment for you."
Dai Ruoze said: "I'm very happy that Your Majesty is so enthusiastic, but it's not good to be too unrestrained in front of people."
The emperor smashed Dai Ruoze with the torn cloth, "Hugh is talking nonsense!"
Dai Ruoze picked up a fluffy cloth and wiped Liu Liu's face when it got wet with well water.
Liu Liu dodged with fists and kicks, "I've been putting on this makeup for a long time!"
Dai Ruoze said: "There is no living person in this cold palace, who are you pretending to be a ghost for? It's so frightening!"
Liu Liu said, "Who did I scare? You are not afraid of ghosts!"
Dai Ruoze said: "You scared Your Majesty!"
Although Liu Liu has a permanent status, she has never even seen the emperor.In her imagination, the emperor is majestic, and a man who can rule the world must be a mature bearded uncle, but the facts have proved how unreliable her imagination is.
The real emperor is a young man who is about the same age as her and is afraid of ghosts!
Liu Liu said uncertainly: "This is the emperor?"
Dai Ruoze said: "Nonsense." He lowered his voice and said, "Hurry up and salute Your Majesty, and behave well, sister, whether you can get out of this cold palace depends on whether His Majesty will help you!"
Liu Liu fell to her knees with a "putong", very simply, she was crying, tears mixed with residual makeup, "Your Majesty, I didn't mean to feed the cows!"
"What's so messed up?" The emperor understood that the female ghost in red was not a ghost at all, so he slapped Dai Ruoze, who looked at the sky.
The emperor asked Liu Liu, "Who are you?"
Liu Liu said: "Your Majesty, I am Liu Liu, and my position is always here. Because I fed grass to the cows of Concubine Shu, the empress put me in the cold palace, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. , I had no choice but to pretend to be a ghost and play with myself."
The emperor said: "Don't cows just eat grass?"
Liu Liu said: "Eh, er, concubine Shu's cow has diarrhea after eating grass."
The emperor said, "That's why she put you in limbo?"
Liu Liu said, "Yes."
The emperor said: "Dai promised to enter the cold palace, did you help him escape?"
Liu Liu betrayed Dai Ruoze without any pressure, and said, "He said he would beat women!"
The emperor snorted coldly, "He is not a good guy."
Dai Ruoze was very innocent, "Your Majesty, my sincerity to you is evident."
The emperor said: "Okay, Liu Changzai, from now on you don't have to live in the cold palace, resume your status as Changzai, kneel down."
Liuliu was overjoyed and said "Thank you Your Majesty for your kindness" repeatedly, she trotted like a Chinese New Year holiday and disappeared.
Dai Ruoze sighed that this little girl has no loyalty.
[System: Congratulations on successfully clearing the dungeon "A Piao of the Lenggong" and obtaining the title "Ghost Slayer Dai Xu". 】【System: Emperor Favorability 17.】
The emperor turned his gaze to Dai Ruoze and said, "Dai agrees, what should be done for the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
Dai Ruoze said: "It should be cut."
The emperor said: "Then I will kill you."
Dai Ruoze pretended to be pitiful, "Your Majesty, please forgive me."
The emperor said: "You lied to me that Liu Changzai is a female ghost, you abducted me to come to this cold palace, hum~! Don't you just want Liu Changzai to come out of the cold palace? Just tell me straight, why make up a bunch of things? No."
Dai Ruoze said: "Well, I admit that I have selfish intentions. I want to be alone with His Majesty."
The emperor said: "You are a typical example of wanting sex and not taking life. Since you don't want to take life, I will fulfill you!"
[System: You were beheaded by the emperor because you molested the emperor too much.After your death, the emperor sewed your head and corpse together with a needle and thread, made a specimen, put it in the palace, and slept with him every day. 】This progress is wrong!The favorability has soared by ten points, and he still wants to behead? !
Is this the rhythm of falling in love and wanting to kill?Did you really get the script right? !
Dai Ruoze has a new understanding of the emperor's arrogance!
Fortunately, the system will automatically archive after the dungeon, otherwise it would be too much to suffer again.
After returning to the file, Dai Ruoze racked his brains to please the emperor and escape the fate of beheading, but the emperor's routine was different this time.
The emperor said: "Concubines have always kept a respectful distance from the Leng Palace. Dai Xu, who took the initiative to enter the Leng Palace, is the first one. Since Dai Xu is so attached to the Leng Palace, then there is no need to go back to the Dongshu Cinema. You can stay in the Leng Palace."
Dai Ruoze's face was full of bullshit, and he used a huge man's body to make a little girl's cuteness, imitating Liu Liu's fake cry, "Please take it back, Your Majesty, I think Dongshu Theater is very good."
The emperor said: "No matter how good Dongshu Theater is, it can't compare to Leng Gong's attraction to Dai's promise. I said before that I am an emperor who treats his concubines very well. Among the many concubines, Dai's promise is the best for me." , there will definitely be someone who will respond to your request. Since you like the Leng Palace, I will allow you to live in the Leng Palace for a long time."
Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor's thigh bitterly, "Is there any way to make His Majesty take back his order?"
The emperor raised Dai Ruoze's chin condescendingly, and said cruelly: "No! Generally, concubines have their own palace only when they are promoted to the rank of concubine. Dai promises that she can have her own palace at the lowest position. You should be honored. Hmph ~ you can enjoy it in the cold palace!"
Dai Ruoze: "..." The road to pursuing the little emperor is still long and boundless!
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