Gongdou's life push

There is a kind of helplessness in the world, which is called the imperial order cannot be done.

Under the silent persecution of the emperor, Dai Ruoze stepped on the cow dung fearlessly. He stepped on it so hard that a small lump of cow dung flew up and splashed onto the emperor's trouser legs.

emperor:"……"

Dai Ruoze: "..."

The two looked at each other for a while, the emperor kicked Dai Ruoze's butt, and Dai Ruoze stepped forward nimbly, avoiding the emperor's shadowless leg.

The emperor said: "Stop for me, don't move!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Forcing people to be beaten is too cruel!"

The emperor said: "You are begging to be beaten."

The emperor opened his mouth, and Dai Ruoze didn't hide, and let the emperor kick him generously.

The emperor kicked someone, and most of his anger disappeared.

The emperor returned to the soft sedan chair, changed into a spare pair of trousers, and immediately felt refreshed again.But Dai Ruoze didn't have such a good thing. His soles were full of feces, and the smell wasn't too bad, but it was extremely disgusting.

The emperor gloated and said, "Dai Changzai's preferences are really special. The taste of feces is really strong."

Dai Ruoze said: "I don't like feces." You forced me to step on it!And you, a person who loves ice love, is it really good to say that other people have strong tastes? !

The emperor wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and leaned against the window of the soft sedan chair and said to Dai Ruoze: "Oh, the sun is high and there are traps everywhere on the road, so I won't hang out with Dai Chang."

The emperor made a gesture, and the eunuchs lifted up the sedan chair and left. Dai Ruoze, like a suitor, stood in front of the sedan chair with his arms outstretched.

The emperor opened the sedan chair curtain and asked, "What is Dai Chang doing here? Could it be that someone in your family has some grievances?"

Dai Ruoze said: "I have a grievance!"

The emperor said decisively: "I will not help you to avenge your grievances."

Dai Ruoze exaggerated and pretended to cry, "Your Majesty... Caomin's grievances are serious." He raised the foot with cow dung in the independent shape of a golden rooster, "A cow shitted in the street, causing Caomin and Caomin's husband to both I stepped on cow dung, and the husband of the grass people disliked me for being smelly, so he left the grass people and left alone!" He wiped his tears with his sleeve, "As the saying goes, it is better to tear down ten temples than have a marriage. It’s a great injustice to be someone nobody wants! Your Majesty is the son of the real dragon, with the dawn of life in his heart, and the grass people are also your people, you have to make decisions for the grass people!”

Dai Ruoze sings and composes very well, and the performance is very forgetful.

The emperor listened to him crying, and said after listening to him: "There is no need to hire an opera troupe in the palace during the Chinese New Year. Dai Chang will perform for us on stage, which is even more exciting than an opera troupe."

Dai Ruoze said: "The grass people are all sincere, Your Majesty, just judge the grass people, is the grass people's ruthless husband..."

"Enough!" the emperor yelled, pointing to Dai Jose's dirty shoes with a troubled face, "Take off your shoes, throw them away, and get on the sedan chair."

The goal was achieved, Dai Ruoze stopped acting, he threw away his shoes and socks far away with a smile, and got on the sedan chair with bare feet.

The emperor glanced at Dai Ruoze's feet in distaste, "Dai Changzai, your feet don't stink, do they?"

Dai Ruoze picked up his feet and smelled it, "Report Your Majesty, it smells very good!"

emperor:"……"

This is a small sedan chair for one person, it is more than enough for the emperor to sit alone, but with Dai Ruoze added, it will be very crowded.

Dai Ruoze wished that the space in the sedan chair could be smaller, preferably so small that the little emperor had to sit on his lap!But he thought about it again, if the sedan chair was really so small, the emperor would 100% not let him get on the sedan chair, so he didn't ask for extravagance.

Dai Ruoze leaned against the emperor as if he had no bones, and put his arms around the emperor's waist. His chin rested on the emperor's shoulder, and all the breath he exhaled sprayed on the emperor's ears.

The emperor's ears turned red, and he slapped Dai Ruoze on the chest vigorously, "Stay away from me!"

Dai Ruoze was very wronged, "This sedan chair is too small."

The emperor said: "You are too big."

Dai Ruoze said: "I am quite big."

The emperor stepped on Dai Ruoze's bare feet, causing Dai Ruoze to cry for his father and mother, "Dai Changzai, please be more self-conscious!"

It is said that barefoot people are not afraid of people wearing shoes, but it is really painful for people wearing shoes to step on people. Dai Ruoze's toes are almost swollen.He put his legs together like a little daughter-in-law, and his sitting posture was very ladylike.

The emperor gave a "puchi" smile, "Don't play tricks."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, you are so changeable."

The emperor said: "I am the emperor, the emperor is changeable!"

"Yes, yes, His Majesty obviously liked me two days ago, but he just ignored me these two days." Dai Ruoze deliberately blew on the back of the emperor's neck, causing the little emperor to shrink his neck sensitively , "Your Majesty, what do you say about the husband who changes his mind too quickly?"

The emperor gave Dai Ruoze a slap in the face, "Don't talk behind my back! Besides, I have never liked you before, don't put gold on your face."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then I like Your Majesty."

The emperor raised his chin proudly, "Everyone in the harem likes me. If I go back one by one, I won't even have to deal with major national affairs."

[System: Emperor favorability +1, total favorability 28. 】The emperor didn't change the route just because Dai Ruoze was on the sedan chair, and they got off the sedan chair at Weiyang Palace.

The emperor entered the bedroom by himself without saying a word, and forgot the barefoot Dai Ruoze outside the door.

Dai Ruoze sighed and stood at attention on the spot. The stone road was so hot under the scorching sun that if he walked a few more steps, it seemed that the soles of his feet were going to catch fire. Dai Ruoze didn't dare to walk carelessly.

Dai Ruoze stood stupidly for a stick of incense, and Ah Fu came to announce him into the house.

Ah Fu said, "Dai Chang is here, His Majesty let you in."

Dai Ruoze said, "Thank you, Eunuch Fu."

Ah Fu said: "Don't thank me. From my point of view, Dai Changzai is a person with great blessings. Don't forget that my old bones will be good in the future."

Dai Ruoze said: "I have a good memory."

Dai Ruoze jumped into Weiyang Palace without touching the ground, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he touched the warm and cool floor in the room. Although the warm winter and cool summer beads did not make him feel as uncomfortable as he showed, the beads cannot cool down locally after all.

Dai Ruoze bowed to the emperor, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

The emperor flipped through the memorial behind the desk and said, "Who loves you so much?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Caomin's husband loves me very much."

The emperor said: "I sent Dagui to the cold palace to get your shoes."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is merciful!"

The emperor no longer talked to Dai Ruoze, he buried his head in the pile of memorials and wrote quickly, frowning for a while, biting the penholder for a while, looking very serious, but at the same time revealing a bit of cuteness.

Dai Ruoze admired the handsomeness of the hard-working man with the sunlight shining into the palace through the window paper, and then he quietly searched for food in the huge Weiyang Palace like a mouse.

Dai Ruoze's hunger value has reached the limit, if he doesn't add some food, he will definitely die.He didn't want to ruin this warm afternoon spent with the emperor, which he had so easily stolen, for such a stupid reason as starving to death.

The emperor suddenly said: "There is a plate of pastries by my bedside, you can take it and eat it."

Dai Ruoze suddenly felt his heart soften, and wanted to hug the emperor and rub him well, but he was really too hungry, and he was too hungry to moles the emperor.

The pastry was pumpkin pie. After Dai Ruoze ate three pieces, his hunger level rose, and he was free to tease the little emperor.

Dai Ruoze half-lyed on the desk, picked out a piece of the most beautiful pumpkin pie and handed it to the emperor, saying, "Come on, Your Majesty can eat a piece too."

The emperor said: "I am not hungry."

Dai Ruoze said: "Approving memorials is a very exhausting task, and His Majesty won't last long without something to eat."

I don't know if the emperor really listened to Dai Ruoze's words or didn't want to listen to his ramblings, so he immediately bit the pumpkin pie, but at the same time he bit down, Dai Ruoze rushed forward with lightning speed and bit the pumpkin pie the other end.

Dai Ruoze raised his eyebrows, his eyes were full of gentle smiles, he had a gentle appearance, although it was very annoying to play a rascal, but he was not very ruffian.And when he smiles gently, that's the right taste, and it will give people the illusion that his tenderness can drown people.

The emperor was stunned for a while, and at the moment when he was free, Dai Ruoze leaned forward, kissed him lightly on the lips, and took away the other half of the pumpkin pie.

Half ashamed and half angry, the emperor gave Dai Ruoze a sharp eye, and ate only half of the pumpkin pie. Uncharacteristically, he did not reprimand Dai Ruoze, and was immersed in the world of memorials again.

This is the rare peace since the two met, and Dai Ruoze doesn't want to destroy this peace.

He lay sideways on the soft couch not far from the desk, drooled for a while staring at the emperor's side, and fell asleep unknowingly.

After Dai Ruoze fell asleep, the emperor stopped writing the review.

He quietly walked to the soft couch and squatted down, just at the same level as Dai Ruoze.

The emperor rolled his eyes, smiled, and said in a low voice: "Let you play hooligans with me, and I won't play you to death!"

The emperor weighed the brush, and the tip of the brush was full of ink. He used the tip of the brush to mark a black dot on Dai Ruoze's nose, and started painting from it.

It was already evening when Dai Ruoze woke up, Dagui had fetched his shoes a long time ago, and put them under the soft couch.

Dai Ruoze stuffed his feet into the shoes directly, but the emperor shouted in disgust: "Wipe your feet!"

Only then did Dai Ruoze wipe off the dust on his feet with the prepared wet handkerchief, and put on his shoes and socks.

The emperor said, "Can Dai Changzai sleep well?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty's Weiyang Palace is different, even the soft couch is a hundred times better than my cold palace."

The emperor said: "Since Dai Changzai has slept well, let's have dinner."

Dai Ruoze said in surprise: "Your Majesty wants to have dinner with me?"

The emperor said: "I have been in the harem for many days, and the concubines in the harem have not met formally, so I have a banquet and let all the concubines in the harem go to the imperial garden for dinner. Dai Chang is here, let's go."

Dai Ruoze didn't think much about why the emperor suddenly got this interest, he nodded hurriedly and said: "Okay, okay." After sleeping, his hunger value fell back to the bottom!