Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze parted ways with the emperor before he arrived at the Imperial Garden. He is a low-ranking resident. After staying overnight in Weiyang Palace and rescuing Concubine Lan from the fire, he was already on the cusp. Appearing, even if it is going to be the target of public criticism.

The concubines had dinner at the Fubiting, including Dai Ruoze, a total of 15 people. This was the first time that the emperor's harem gathered together.

When Dai Ruoze came, all the concubines laughed.

Some smiled reservedly covering their mouths, some laughed lively with their hips on their hips, and some laughed boldly while slapping the table.

A group of good-looking men and women talking and laughing at Yan Yan is a pleasant thing, but it is not very pleasant when you are the center of making them laugh.

Dai Ruoze asked puzzledly: "What are you laughing at?"

Rong Feng shouted loudly: "Everyone is laughing at you!"

Dai Ruoze sat down next to Rong Feng after greeting with several empresses with higher status than him, wondering: "What's so funny about me?" Marks or traces of saliva? !

Concubine Lan said: "Dai Changzai, don't touch your face."

Dai Ruoze asked: "What happened to my face? Disfigured?"

Concubine Lan said with a smile: "Concubine Liang, quickly lend your mirror to Dai Changzai."

Concubine Liang is a man, he belongs to the kind of handsome guy who can surprise people at first glance, and he is also very stinky, the mirror is always with him, whenever he is free, he will look in the mirror, and look at the mirror intoxicated. She said to herself, "Keeper, you are so handsome!"

When Dai Ruoze heard about Concubine Liang's deeds for the first time, she doubted whether this person was reincarnated from Snow White's stepmother.

Concubine Liang didn't want to be separated from his precious mirror for a moment, but Concubine Lan had to listen to her words, so she had to reluctantly pass the mirror to Dai Ruoze, saying: "Dai Changzai, don't take too close photos, don't look at my mirror. Mirror breathe, don't talk to my mirror, don't..."

Concubine Lan tapped Concubine Liang's empty bowl with her chopsticks, and said, "Concubine Liang, please stop talking a few words, my ears are getting callused."

Concubine Liang muttered: "Where is it so easy to grow calluses."

Dai Ruoze took Concubine Liang's mirror with both hands. The mirror was meticulously crafted, and the back was inlaid with sparkling gemstones. It was obviously of great value. Dai Ruoze held it carefully, fearing that if it was broken and sold, he would not be able to pay for it!

Dai Ruoze faced the mirror to himself, and when he took this picture, he almost shook his hand and threw the mirror away!

On Dai Ruoze's handsome face, a few large characters were written crookedly, "Come and hit me!"

Rong Feng punched Dai Ruoze on the chest, and beat the unsuspecting Dai Ruoze until he was about to vomit blood. He said cheerfully, "Jose, you want someone to beat you and come to me. I'll be your free fighter! Why use What an extreme way to market yourself!"

Dai Ruoze swallowed the blood in his throat, and said, "You actually use such a high-level word to sell, you might as well say Amway." Is it good for an ancient person to use such a modern word?Has no one complained about the unreasonableness of the game company? !

Rong Feng asked: "What is Amway?"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's nothing!"

Rong Feng said: "Do you need me to give you a few more punches? Can just one punch satisfy you?"

Dai Ruoze frantically held down Rong Feng and beat him up, teammates like pigs are enough!

Who wrote on his face, the answer is obvious.

Dai Ruoze slept in Weiyang Palace all afternoon, and everyone in Weiyang Palace except him is the emperor, this word must be written by the emperor!He is angry and funny, this little emperor is like a kid all day long, in fact he is very childish.

Dai Ruoze said: "All of you, let me take my leave first, I have to go and wash my face."

Dai Ruoze was about to leave the table when he heard a cry.

The one who cries is the current queen!

The empress is the same age as the emperor, and she is from the south of the Yangtze River. She has the unique softness of women in water villages, and she speaks softly. If you don't listen carefully, you can't hear what she is saying.And the queen is a reincarnated sister Lin, who has achieved unparalleled crying skills. She cries when the flowers wither; when the leaves fall, she cries; In a scene that can make people feel emotional, the queen can cry down the Great Wall.

When the queen cried, none of the concubines present could sit still.

Concubine Yu took a handkerchief to wipe the Queen's tears, and asked, "What are you crying about, Empress?"

The queen cried and said, "I am always here when I cry."

Dai Ruoze had blue veins popping out of his forehead, thinking why he was not dead and crying, he said: "The empress is joking, how can I deserve the empress to cry for me?"

The queen said: "Hey, Dai Changzai, why do you want someone to beat you? Hey, are you having a bad time in the harem, are you unhappy, are you in any pain? " She walked towards Dai Ruoze, crying out of breath and tugging at Dai Ruoze's skirt, "Dai Changzai, after entering the harem, everyone is His Majesty's, and they are all sisters now, if you have any troubles, just tell me Ben Gong said it. Hey, I will make the decision for you!"

Dai Ruoze: "..." Empress, you have too much imagination!

Dai Ruoze has nothing to do with crying women, and the Queen's heartbroken crying as if he had half stepped into a coffin made him quite upset, but he wanted to laugh to himself.

What a group of strange creatures gathered in this harem!As for the little emperor's impatience, how could he bear the empress' tears all day long, so, for the sake of the little emperor, he also had to win the position of empress!

Dai Ruoze said: "I want to report to Empress Qi, I didn't suffer much, it was someone else who wrote about my face."

The queen asked: "Who is so bold! Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Dai Ruoze smiled dryly, the one who scribbled on my face was the emperor, I'm afraid you can't get out of it.

The queen couldn't stop crying, and a group of people couldn't persuade him, and the queen was holding Dai Ruoze while crying, making him even want to wash his face.Just as they were chatting, the emperor came.

The emperor purposely came late because he saw Dai Ruoze's jokes, but he saw from a distance that the queen was about to lie on Dai Ruoze's body. anger.

The emperor shouted: "What are you doing?!"

The emperor got angry, and the concubines panicked. They all knelt down and greeted each other in unison.

The emperor said: "Get up." He asked coldly, "Why are the empress and Dai Changzai arguing? Even though you are both my concubines, have you never learned the principle of incompatibility between men and women? !"

When the emperor said this, the empress's tears kept flowing out again, and she cried: "Your Majesty, don't blame Dai Changzai, it's the fault of the concubine. Beep, beep, look at Dai Changzai's face." It's the concubine's dereliction of duty that someone in the harem bullies him like this, errrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

The emperor raised his eyes and looked at Dai Ruoze.

Dai Ruoze shrugged innocently, and said: "The empress is worrying too much, no one in the harem treats me badly, everyone is sympathetic..." He gritted his teeth and said this disgusting word, "Sister. "

The emperor pursed his lower lip, and based on Dai Ruoze's understanding of him, the little emperor was holding back a smile.

Concubine Lan chimed in and said: "Your Majesty, the relationship between our brothers and sisters is good, isn't this a great thing? The Empress is concerned about Dai Changzai, so don't be angry about it."

The emperor said: "I am not a stingy person, everyone go to your own."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, please allow me to leave the banquet to wash my face."

The emperor said: "What do you wash? Anyway, everyone has seen it. Let's eat. If you don't eat, the food will be cold."

When the emperor spoke, Dai Ruoze would definitely not be able to disobey him, so he had no choice but to put on a face of self-contained MLM advertisements and mingled among the concubines to eat and drink.

The emperor's concubines, whether women or men, are all from prominent families and well-educated. They all eat slowly and well-mannered, and they look good enough to be photographed in magazines.Of course, Dai Ruoze's eating behavior can't be said to be bad, but compared with the dozen or so people who eat artfully, the wolf-hunting appearance is not on the table.

The emperor said nastyly: "Dai Changzai, do you eat with your hands?"

Dai Ruoze picked up the chopsticks, he didn't know why and said, "I use the chopsticks."

The emperor said: "I have never seen anyone who can make you so ugly with chopsticks."

Dai Ruoze said: "I eat well."

The emperor glared at him: "I said you are ugly if you eat ugly!"

Concubine Yu straightened her chest, and followed the emperor proudly, "Dai Changzai, you are the one who can answer your majesty's lectures?!"

Concubine Yu made a sound, and Dai Ruoze suddenly realized that he and the emperor were not the only ones at the dinner table, and in his capacity, it was indeed inappropriate to reply to the emperor in such a tone.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty's lesson is that my family has a small business, and my parents don't teach much. When I have free time, I must practice table manners."

Concubine Yu said: "If there is anything Dai Changzai doesn't know, feel free to ask me."

Dai Ruoze said: "Then thank you, Concubine Yu."

Dai Ruoze and Concubine Yu are deeply in love with the sisters here, the emperor is not happy about it.

The emperor said: "Concubine Yu is a woman, Dai Changzai and you are a man, what are you going to do with Concubine Yu when you have nothing to do?!"

Concubine Yu said: "We are all His Majesty's concubines..."

The emperor said: "What's wrong with concubines? Concubines are also taboos for men and women!"

Concubine Yu couldn't answer anymore.

Just when the meal was going to be cold, the queen's cry saved the atmosphere.

The queen was next to the emperor, and she couldn't sit still when she cried, and she fell directly into the emperor's arms.

The emperor frowned and asked, "Why is the queen crying?"

The queen said: "Hey, Majesty, don't blame Concubine Yu and Dai Changzai, they didn't make any mistakes."

"I don't blame them," said the emperor.

The queen said: "Hey, but you are scolding them. Your Majesty, the concubine believes that Concubine Yu really wants to help Dai Changzai, and has no other intentions. Your Majesty, you need to give our sisters more trust. "

The corner of Dai Ruoze's mouth twitched, there was nothing wrong between him and Concubine Yu, but after the empress cried, it seemed that there was something between them.

He thoughtfully poked the fish in the bowl with his chopsticks. Apart from crying, this queen also has other skills.