Gongdou's life push

Concubine Lan didn't call Dai Ruoze to gossip, but he kindly gave Dai Ruoze a box of ointment.

Dai Ruoze unscrewed the lid, and a burst of fragrance came to his nostrils.

The ointment was milky white, like skin care products used by women in modern society.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is this?"

Concubine Lan said: "This is my newly developed lubricating milk, which can quickly moisturize your pussy, let it smoothly accommodate Your Majesty's little Majesty, and it is harmless to both of your bodies. After soaking, it will imply aphrodisiac effect, which will make you more interesting in bed!"

Dai Ruoze's eyelids twitched. Does Concubine Lan also study adult products in addition to studying high-end and advanced magic weapons? !Hey, your field of study is too broad!Besides, you, a handsome sunny guy, say words like "small hole" and "aphrodisiac" in a serious manner, okay?The style of painting is super wrong!

Concubine Lan said indifferently: "For me, this is all research." He said to Dai Ruoze expectantly, "Dai Changzai, can you record the data for me during the practice? If the effect is good, it can be produced and sold. !"

Dai Ruoze: "..." Isn't the object of your research a magic weapon?Don't worry too much about adult products!A boy who will go astray!

[System: You have obtained prop lubricating milk. 】

Dai Ruoze put the lubricating lotion into his pocket, and said, "Thank you Concubine Lan for the gift, but you think too much, Your Majesty and I didn't make it to that point."

"Huh?" Concubine Lan wondered, "It shouldn't be, Your Majesty is just the age when you are ignorant and eager to explore this aspect. You have stayed in Weiyang Palace twice and haven't..."

Dai Ruoze said: "One time they knelt all night, and the other time they slept separately all night, and they were not in the same bed!"

"Is the rumor true?" Concubine Lan's expression was not very good. "Then I have to develop another product. It would be great if I can help His Majesty solve the problem! But I have never been involved in that field, um, I have to go Find some books to read."

Concubine Lan was muttering about it, and she buried her head in the laboratory, forgetting Dai Ruoze, a living person.

Dai Ruoze wanted to chase into the laboratory to ask what the rumor was, but there was an explosion in the laboratory. He looked again and saw that Concubine Lan was completely black from the explosion, and her hair stood up like a big pineapple.

Dai Ruoze withdrew his steps into the laboratory in a spirited manner, the danger factor of living in the laboratory with Concubine Lan was too high!Flash as far as you can!

What is this rumor?The answer was revealed that night.

Dai Ruoze went to Weiyang Palace again, summoned by the emperor.

The emperor was so angry that he scolded Dai Ruoze across the head and face without explaining the reason.

The emperor always ran out of words when he cursed, and the words he sweared back and forth were "you bastard", "pervert", "you're annoying", just such a few monotonous phrases, and he kept swearing over and over for a quarter of an hour.

After the emperor finished scolding, Dai Ruoze offered him a cup of tea to moisten his throat.

The emperor's anger did not decrease but increased, "I will kill you!"

[System: You spread rumors in the harem, and the emperor was furious and wanted to kill you to make an example of you.After you died, the emperor cut off your tongue and soaked it in formalin newly developed by Concubine Lan Gui, while your corpse was made into a specimen and placed in the emperor's bedroom, where he slept with the emperor every day. 】【System: The emperor's favorability is -2, and the total favorability is 29. ] Rumor?What rumor did I make? !Even the favorability has been reduced!

Dai Ruoze faced the emperor's scolding in bewilderment.

His save file was saved when the emperor scolded him. If the emperor insisted on finishing scolding him and wanted to kill him, how should he hide?Most importantly, this frankly made him understand to death!

The emperor scolded people heartily, his throat was so dry that smoke came out, and Dai Ruoze, a guy who didn't know how to wink, actually knelt and didn't move? !Will passing me a glass of water kill you? !

The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze angrily, and Dai Ruoze rolled on the ground pretending to be in pain.

The emperor said, "Give me some water."

Dai Ruoze bargained, "Then don't cut off my head."

The emperor slapped the table and said, "Am I such a stingy person?!"

Dai Ruoze complained, you are so stingy!

Dai Ruoze poured water for the emperor, and the emperor drank it after the heat was blown away and turned into warm water.

Dai Ruoze asked with a low eyebrow: "Your Majesty, what did I do to make you angry?"

The emperor said: "You don't know what you did yourself?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "But I really didn't do anything!" He just went to a few concubines and was taken care of to see if the little chrysanthemum was still healthy? !

The emperor's eye knife flew so fast, if the eye knife could turn into a real knife to kill people, Dai Ruoze must be a puddle of flesh.

The emperor asked: "Why do you spread rumors?!"

"Spreading rumors?" Dai Ruoze thought for a while, but he didn't say anything irresponsible, "What did I do to spread rumors?"

The emperor's anger rose to another level, "Do you dare not admit it?!"

Dai Ruoze complained, "What do I have to admit? I really didn't talk nonsense, Your Majesty!"

The emperor saw that Dai Ruoze looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, so he wanted to drag him out.

The emperor endured and endured, his handsome face turned red.

The emperor said: "Hmph~ You're just spreading rumors... I... just..."

Dai Ruoze pretended to be thirsty for knowledge.

The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze angrily, "I won't punish you for spreading rumors in the harem!"

Dai Ruoze was stunned for a moment.

This matter is not complicated.

The emperor has not favored the harem for a long time, which made the empress dowager, the office of respect, and even the ministers panic. The emperor's age has also come, and there are many people who are fathers at his age, and the emperor doesn't even want to go to bed. ? !Well, the emperor is a good emperor who works hard to govern, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have to relieve his desires!

When a man is faced with many beauties, including male and female, and these beauties are all prepared for him, and he can still keep his mind and desires calm, there are only two possibilities.

One, this man is blind, he cannot see;

Two, if this man doesn't lift, he can't do it.

So, after everyone ruled out the option that the emperor is blind, the second option gradually spread.

This is not a glorious thing, it's just rumored in a small area, but it's rumored that the concubines in the harem also got wind of it, and no one believed it at first, the little emperor is so healthy and normal!However, when everyone combined the fact that Dai Ruoze stayed in Weiyang Palace twice and did not have a relationship with the emperor, the concubines came to a terrible conclusion!

The emperor really doesn't move!

The emperor said: "If you weren't spreading rumors, how could all the concubines believe it to be true!"

Dai Ruoze swears, "I didn't say a word about questioning your ability! I swear, if I lie, I will be struck by lightning! They are too good at associating, and I can't control them like wild horses. imagination!"

Men, they value the ability of their lower body, especially the emperor is a man of more than [-] people, so if he is questioned about that, can he not be angry!

But Dai Ruoze felt that he was completely innocent. Although he had never slept with the little emperor, he had never doubted the little emperor, okay?As a good Xiao Gong, how could he doubt and slander his own Xiao Shou!

Dai Ruoze almost recited the conversation between him and Concubine Yu and others verbatim to the emperor to show his innocence.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, I am in the cold palace, and I am not well informed about the outside world. I have never heard of this rumor. Besides, you still don't understand how I like you? How could you create such a rumor?"

The emperor said: "Hmph~ In order to prevent others from getting close to me, and to prevent me from pampering others, why is it so strange to create such rumors?"

Dai Ruoze smiled bitterly: "My character is so bad."

The emperor said: "You don't have that thing of character!"

Dai Ruoze, who has no character, broke out, thinking that since you all think that I have no character, then I will show you that I have no character!

Dai Ruoze got up with a "huh", and pinched the little emperor's chin condescendingly. He changed his image of a rascal and rogue Gong, and turned into a mad and evil Gong Gong in a second.

Dai Ruoze smiled and said: "Your Majesty, then just give me some evidence to prove that you didn't refuse to do so."

"What evidence?" The emperor wanted to avoid Dai Ruoze, but Dai Ruoze supported the edge of the table with one hand, and inserted a leg between his legs forcefully, forming a posture of confinement. The emperor shouted angrily, "You are presumptuous!"

Dai Ruoze said foolishly, "I'm still letting five!"

Dai Ruoze kissed the little emperor's tender lips involuntarily. He pinched the back of the emperor's neck, which is the emperor's sensitive zone. When Dai Ruoze squeezed it like this, his whole body became weak, and he couldn't help opening his tightly closed lips.

Dai Ruoze's tongue slid along the emperor's opened lips and entered the other's mouth. He had no kissing experience, and he licked the emperor's gums without skill based on the memory of a certain V he had seen.

The emperor's face was red as if it was about to be cooked, and it was terribly hot. His hands were pushing against Dai Ruoze's chest, but Dai Ruoze grabbed the emperor's wrist by force, preventing him from moving.

Dai Ruoze licked the emperor's upper palate, the slightly itchy and numb feeling made the emperor tremble slightly, he was about to lose his standing, and leaned against Dai Ruoze involuntarily.

Dai Ruoze was so happy that the little emperor threw himself into his arms, deepening the kiss.

Their lips and teeth were intertwined, their tongues were intertwined, and they exchanged each other's saliva, and the saliva that was too late to swallow ran across the corner of the little emperor's mouth, leaving sparkling water marks.

Dai Ruoze shamelessly used his thighs to rub against the organs between the little emperor's legs. He rubbed twice, then stopped for a while and devoted himself to this long kiss, and then divided his mind to rub again.

Dai Ruoze rubbed lazily, but with all this substandard rubbing, the little emperor was hardened in just a few strokes!At the same time, Dai Ruoze also propped up a small tent, and their little dicks met enthusiastically through the heavy fabric.

Dai Ruoze ended the kiss, and said with a deep smile: "Look, this proves that the rumors about His Majesty's refusal are rumors."