Gongdou's life push

It is said that rabbits will bite people when they are in a hurry, and the emperor will beat people when he is in a hurry!

The emperor picked up the inkstones, brushes, and memorials from the case table, regardless of whether they were important or not, and threw them all at Dai Ruoze.Dai Ruoze couldn't resist the emperor's powerful attack, so he hurriedly retreated while holding the tent.

Dai Ruoze retreated quickly, but it was still unavoidable that he was hit. His forehead was hit by the inkstone, and there were dots of ink from his neck to his chest, which made him extremely embarrassed.

The emperor pointed at Dai Ruoze's little brother with terrified eyes like watching a flood, and shouted angrily: "Get rid of it! Get rid of it quickly!"

Dai Ruoze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Your Majesty, it's not something that can be eliminated just by saying it, it's not your own..."

"Shut up!" The emperor rummaged around on the case table but couldn't find anything that could hit him again, so he went directly to move the case table!The case was almost made of mahogany, and it was very heavy. The emperor's small body hadn't eaten spinach, so he couldn't lift it.But the emperor just competed with this table, as if he felt that it was embarrassing for him not to be able to move a hundred catties of table, so he tried his best to move the table by one centimeter.

Dai Ruoze sweated and said, "Your Majesty, don't hurt your hand!" He raised his buttocks at the emperor and made a gesture of flattening the sand and falling wild geese, and said with dedication, "Come on, Your Majesty, kick me to calm down!" , don't hurt your dragon body!"

The emperor went down the steps and kicked Dai Ruoze's butt hard. Dai Ruoze staggered and stood still.

Dai Ruoze said with a playful smile: "Your Majesty, don't be angry, what's there to be angry about?"

The emperor stared at Dai Ruoze's legs, and the burning gaze made Dai Ruoze's little brother stand up again.

The emperor reprimanded: "Smelly shameless! Don't stand at attention!"

Dai Ruoze was about to cry, "Your Majesty, don't make trouble for no reason!"

The emperor threatened: "If you stand at attention again, I will send you to the cleansing room!"

Dai Ruoze: "...Your Majesty, do you dare not to use this trick every time!"

The emperor said: "Huh~"

Dai Ruoze covered the emperor's bright black eyes. Just as the emperor was about to protest, he said: "Your Majesty, I beg you, I can't get over it if you look at me!"

The emperor pursed his lips and said nothing.

Dai Ruoze took a few deep breaths, and slowly calmed down the agitation in his body. The little emperor who peeked at the little emperor had already died down, obediently hiding under the dragon robe.

Why is the emperor so resistant to sex?You can't be shy!Not to mention that in ancient times it was normal to marry a wife and have children at the age of 15, it is said that in modern times, puppy love is not advocated, and there are not a few boys and girls who taste the forbidden fruit at the age of 15.Besides, the emperor should have a special eunuch to teach him when he knows the personnel.

Dai Ruoze's mind was turning, is the little emperor too innocent or has other secrets?

The emperor would definitely not refuse to lift it, so could it be...Dai Ruoze stared at the little emperor's crotch because it was too small? !

"Are you all right?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said, "Okay."

The emperor patted Dai Ruoze's hand that blocked him away, and glanced at Dai Ruoze's little brother as if confirming, very quiet and very good.

The emperor said: "Hmph! Dai Changzai, spreading rumors in the harem is punishable, but if you spread rumors about me, the punishment will be doubled!"

Dai Ruoze fought for himself: "I've said it all, I didn't spread rumors!"

The emperor said: "I don't believe you."

Dai Ruoze suddenly "popped" on the emperor's cheek, and said with a cheeky smile, "I'll kiss you if you don't believe me."

The emperor covered his little face with his hands in disbelief, "How dare you belittle me?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "What kind of frivolity is this? Have we kissed with tongue? Our little brothers have met intimately, okay?! Kissing a small face is so common! If you don't favor me, I can't even deny my right to kiss you." Take it away!"

"You have the right to be close to me!" The emperor was trembling with anger, and he had the urge to raise a case and smash people, he said, "Dai Changzai, I will punish you to clean Weiyang Palace! Everything must be cleaned inside and out, and there must be no dust at all, or it will be redone!"

Dai Ruoze was startled, "Don't be like this, Your Majesty, we have something to discuss."

"I have nothing to discuss with you!" the emperor shouted, "Dagui, you follow Dai Changzai and supervise him to clean the Weiyang Palace!"

Dagui said, "Yes, Your Majesty."

Weiyang Palace covers an area at least as large as several football fields, and has several floors up and down, and there are yards and gardens, etc. It would be a huge project to clean them all!

There are hundreds of palace people in Weiyang Palace doing sanitation every day, and it will take two or three days for these hundred palace people to clean Weiyang Palace after division of labor, and all these workloads are pushed to Dai Ruoze alone!

Dai Ruoze counted with his fingers, and suddenly felt that he would just be a sweeper of Weiyang Palace in his life.

Dagui handed a broom to Dai Ruoze and said, "Dai Changzai, please."

Dai Ruoze swept the floor resignedly, his desolate back looked like Cinderella.

In order to relieve the boredom of sweeping the floor, Dai Ruoze chatted with Dagui.

Dai Ruoze asked: "Your eunuch, now that I'm here to clean the Weiyang Palace, what are the people who were in charge of cleaning the palace doing?"

Dagui said: "Your Majesty is merciful, let those palace servants go home to visit their relatives."

Dai Ruozette wanted to yell at him for being kind, if he was really kind, he wouldn't make things difficult for him, okay?But he didn't dare to yell, the words would reach the emperor's ears, maybe cleaning the Weiyang Palace would turn into cleaning the whole palace, then he really didn't have to do anything else except sweep the floor for the rest of his life.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Eunuch, you and Eunuch Fu have served His Majesty for many years, so do you know what His Majesty thinks about the harem?"

Dagui said: "Dai Changzai, I don't accept stereotypes."

Dai Ruoze said: "I don't have a routine, let's just chat."

Dagui said: "Your Majesty has the world in mind."

Dai Ruoze said: "Even if you have the world in your heart, you have physiology..." He wanted to talk about physical needs, but he remembered that the person he was chatting with was an eunuch, and it would be too cruel to talk about this topic, so he swallowed the words silently, he said , "Does Your Majesty dislike people in the harem, or does he have a sweetheart?"

Dagui said: "How can I guess what His Majesty is thinking?"

Dagui is a man who doesn't like oil and salt, and Dai Ruoze chatted with him all morning, but he didn't come up with anything. In the afternoon, he didn't have the energy to chat with Dagui. Cleaning is a physical labor!

After that, Dai Ruoze came to Weiyang Palace to report every day, which lasted for a month, and became a diligent cleaner.And his behavior of running to Weiyang Palace every day caused people in the harem to discuss a lot, and the rumors about the emperor's refusal to raise his body became more and more intense.

A Chang Zai stayed in Weiyang Palace every day until night under the emperor's instructions, but the two of them showed no sign of burning fire at all, which is too suspicious!

There are those fragile concubines who shed tears every day, for example, Concubine Yu cried several times.

One is to cry that I can't enjoy the most ordinary couple's love; the other is to cry that I am doomed to have no children.

This rumor weighed heavily on the harem, casting a gloomy heaviness on the entire harem.

The little emperor who was involved in this rumor was very, very angry, but being angry was useless. It was more difficult to stop the rumor than to stop the flood. He couldn't kill all his courtiers or concubines!

The little emperor liked to smash things when he was angry, he smashed a blue and white porcelain bottle at Dai Ruoze's feet, and ordered: "Clean up!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, can't you stop burdening me with my cleaning work?!"

Dai Ruoze's cleaning is already in the final stage, as long as he cleans up the emperor's bedroom, he will be done.But the little emperor didn't seem to want him to finish his work, he always stepped on black footprints and threw rubbish in the place he just cleaned, so that Dai Ruoze had to go back to work again.

The emperor said: "This is my bedroom and I can do whatever I like!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Tsk, but I'm not your exclusive cleaner." The little emperor's arrogance index has skyrocketed recently, probably because the rumor seriously affected his mood and damaged his dignity.

The emperor said: "You are my constant presence."

Dai Ruoze said: "Chang Zai is not here to clean your room."

"What is that for?" asked the emperor.

Dai Ruoze said: "To warm your bed."

The emperor said: "Dream!"

Dai Ruoze cleaned up the broken blue and white porcelain vase, and just about to talk to the emperor, he saw the emperor leaning on the wall with frowning brows, as if he was enduring some pain.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What's wrong?"

The emperor gave Dai Ruoze a gouged look, and said, "You deliberately harmed me!"

"What did I do to you?" Dai Ruoze supported the emperor, "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty? Does it hurt?"

Emperor's Book: "You didn't sweep up the debris!"

After the blue and white porcelain bottle was broken, the fragments flew around, and a few small ones flew so far that Dai Ruoze didn't notice to clean it up, so the emperor stepped on it unluckily.

The emperor wore a pair of thin socks, and the fragments penetrated into the soles of the emperor's feet through the socks.

Dai Ruoze carried the emperor to the dragon bed horizontally, and grabbed the emperor's injured foot. The sole of the foot was already bleeding, staining the white thin socks red.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, I will help you take off the socks, and the pieces must be removed."

The emperor moved his feet and said, "I don't need you."

Dai Ruoze said: "Can we stop making trouble for now?"

The emperor said: "Who is having trouble with you?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Whoever steps on the pieces of blue and white porcelain is the one."

The emperor accused: "It's all your fault!"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's all my fault."

Dai Ruoze half knelt beside the bed, lightly took off the emperor's socks.

The fragments were stuck in the soles of the emperor's feet, together with the crumbs of the socks, and the wound was soaked in blood.

Dai Ruoze was very distressed, kissed the emperor's little foot, and said, "Your Majesty, I'm going to pull out the pieces."

The emperor lowered his eyes with a red face, and muttered, "Then don't hurt me."

Dai Ruoze smiled and said, "I will be very light."