Gongdou's life push

The emperor felt that he was an idiot to believe that Dai Ruoze said that it would not hurt. When Dai Ruoze pulled out the fragment, he felt so painful that he wanted to cry, okay? !If it wasn't for maintaining the dignity of a man and the majesty of the lord of the world, he would definitely cry!Will cry harder than the queen!

The emperor beat Dai Ruoze frantically with his usual weapon - the pillow, "Bastard! Are you trying to kill me!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, I am very light!"

The emperor said: "Come and try?!"

Dai Ruoze scratched the soles of the emperor's feet like a comforting fried cat, itching so much that the emperor fell straight onto the bed, this itchy and painful feeling was really terrible!

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, don't move, I will give you medicine."

The emperor and Dai Ruoze treated the wounds in the house very purely, but their conversation and the sound of "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping-pong" reached the ears of Dagui and Dafu who were guarding outside the house, which was not so pure.

The two eunuchs looked at each other in dismay, and they both read incredulousness in each other's eyes—is their noble majesty the recipient? !The impact of this fact is too great!

Dafu said calmly: "We want to save the Tian family's face."

Dagui said, "I will handle it well."

The emperor, who knew nothing about the conversation between his two personal eunuchs, was still angry with Dai Ruoze. This guy was really clumsy, and he didn't have any rest as a lustful person at all!

Dai Ruoze sprinkled golden sore medicine on the emperor's wound, and then wrapped it up with a bandage, and tied a playful bow with the bandage.

Dai Ruoze said: "The wound is not deep, it will heal in a few days."

The emperor said critically: "You are so ugly."

Dai Ruoze said: "But my dressing is full of love."

The emperor said: "It's so heavy and thick that I can't even wear shoes!"

Dai Ruoze said: "If I can't wear shoes, I will carry you on my back."

The emperor said: "Who wants you to carry it! Hmph ~ kneel down, I'm going to sleep."

Dai Ruoze skillfully covered the emperor with a quilt and said, "Good night."

The emperor turned his back to Dai Ruoze, his back was full of anger.

[System: Emperor favorability +3, total favorability 32. 】When the rumors about the emperor's refusal were rampant, there was another rumor that made this rumor self-defeating.

——The emperor favored Dai Changzai for six hours. Dai Changzai was so lewd that he wanted to die. He transformed from a rough man into a goblin and made unlimited demands on the emperor.The emperor's talent is extraordinary, seven times a night, so that he can go to the morning without sleep at dawn, and he is really No. 1 in ancient times!

Rong Feng asked Dai Ruoze in horror: "Is this true or not?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty's refusal is false."

Rong Feng said: "Your Majesty really fell in love with you?!" He circled around Rong Feng twice, shook his head and said, "You can't judge by appearance."

Dai Ruoze said in great confusion: "Stop making trouble! This is just a rumor, okay, and it's a rumor that is even more unreliable than the emperor's refusal!"

Rong Feng said: "Hey, whether it's a rumor or not, this matter has spread, you must be a thorn in the side of the concubines."

Dai Ruoze said: "I am wronged."

Rong Feng said: "As long as you run to Weiyang Palace every day, there will be many people who want to kill you."

Dai Ruoze said: "Whoever wants to clean Weiyang Palace, I will hand over this responsibility to him!"

The incident between Dai Ruoze and the emperor Chunxiao was reported from Weiyang Palace, and it is unknown who reported it.It is said that some palace people heard the fierce battle between the emperor and Dai Ruoze when passing by the emperor's bedroom, so they came to refute the rumors for the current emperor.

Many concubines had rumored that they had seen Dai Ruoze, and they asked him whether the matter was true, Dai Ruoze said yes or no, they were very distressed.

If it is true, then the fact that he was raped by the emperor will be confirmed; if it is not true, then the rumor that the emperor did not mention it will be blamed on him again.Helpless, Dai Ruoze had no choice but to change the topic ambiguously, and his behavior was regarded by the concubines as his acquiescence.

Since then, the concubines no longer grieve for the emperor's inhumane things. What they have to do is to replace Dai Ruoze as the person favored by the emperor!

Dai Ruoze's life in the harem was not easy at all. He was born as a commoner and had no influence in the palace to rely on, and Rong Feng and Ruan Zihong, who he had befriended, were not in the palace, and they were basically separated from the concubines. It led to his isolation and helplessness in this deep palace.

Since the rumor that "the emperor Dai Changzai seven times a night" spread, Dai Ruoze's daily death rate has skyrocketed, and the ways of death are all kinds of weird.

[System: The water you drink is highly poisonous, half an hour later the toxicity kicks in, and you bleed to death from your seven orifices.After your death, the court lady Cuihua collected your corpse and presented it to His Majesty, and she got the promised position. 】Dai Ruoze silently put down the water glass in his hand, there is nothing to eat and drink in this cold palace!

He was poisoned to death when he drank water, poisoned to death when he ate, poisoned to death when he breathed, he was going to die!

Dai Ruoze asked Rong Feng for help, "Can I go to Dongshu Cinema for dinner?"

Rong Feng said, "Okay, let's go!"

Dai Ruoze followed Rong Feng to the Dongshu Cinema in order to have a full meal, and on the way they ran into Concubine Shu who was driving an ox cart.

Concubine Shu didn't stop, she drove straight past Dai Ruoze, but just as they passed by, Concubine Shu's cow pulled a pile of hot shit.

Concubine Shu turned her head and gave Dai Ruoze a sneer.

Rong Feng said: "You really offended Concubine Shu."

Dai Ruoze said: "I offended the whole harem." There is almost no place for him to live!There is no room for a glass of non-toxic water in this huge harem!

Dai Ruoze had a meal at the Dongshu Cinema, and then went to Weiyang Palace briskly. His cleaning progress was only 90.00%.

Dai Ruoze went straight to the emperor's bedroom. The emperor was half lying on the soft couch, reading quietly, with a few strands of long hair shaking slightly in front of his forehead.

Dai Ruoze approached the emperor, and after seeing the ceremony, he sat down on the soft couch without waiting for the emperor's consent, and hugged the emperor's injured foot.After a few days of recuperation, the emperor's wound was almost healed, but the itching was very uncomfortable when new flesh grew.

Dai Ruoze scratched the emperor, and applied ointment that could speed up the recovery of the wound, and he was very familiar with the movements.

Dai Ruoze said, "Your Majesty, I beg you."

The emperor said: "I don't agree."

Dai Ruoze said, "I haven't said what it is yet."

The emperor said: "Hmph~ Anyway, what you ask will not be a good thing."

Dai Ruoze said: "I would like to ask Your Majesty to stop spreading that rumor. It is really exaggerated as it spreads."

The emperor said: "Where's the exaggeration, I think it's pretty good." I never raised the golden gun and it didn't fall.Various abilities!

Dai Ruoze said: "I have become the public enemy of the concubines in the harem!"

The emperor said: "Just from the appearance, you are an annoying guy."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Since I'm an annoying guy, don't gossip about me!

The emperor patted his shoulders in understanding, and said: "Dai Changzai, rumors only stop at wise men, anyway, you like me so much, you have been thinking about climbing my bed all day long, although in reality you will not succeed, but in fantasy Isn't it something to be happy about being successful in the middle school?"

Dai Ruoze said weakly: "But I didn't take advantage of anything but I have to bear super serious consequences. This is too unfair!"

The emperor asked: "What is the consequence? It is that if you spread rumors, you will not be pregnant."

Dai Ruoze said: "Whatever I eat is poisonous, do you think the consequences are serious?"

The emperor said distrustfully: "Then you are still alive and well."

Dai Ruoze really wanted to throw his screenshot in the face of the emperor, I died hundreds of times without your knowledge, okay?You made me into a specimen countless times without your knowing, and started n soul-stirring ice love with me, okay!

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, think about it, the advantages of my life are more than the disadvantages. You see, I can clean Weiyang Palace for you, bandage your wounds, teach you how to practice swords, and be your punching bag. Tsk, I Its functions are incomparably complete! But if I die, there will only be a corpse, unable to speak and have no body temperature, even if it is made into a specimen, it will still wither after decades."

The emperor thought for a while and said, "I think it's better when you can't move or talk."

Dai Ruoze: "..." I can't communicate with ice lovers at all!

Dai Ruoze fell back in pain, and fell on the little emperor's body, crushing him to death.

The emperor went to push Dai Jose's head, and cursed: "Get up!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Anyway, I don't have a long life, why don't we turn the rumors into real ones."

Dai Ruoze went down the mountain like a tiger to pounce on the emperor, and when he got there, he kissed him. The emperor annoyed to bump Dai Ruoze with his knee, but the position was not expected, and he bumped into Dai Ruoze's penis.

Dai Ruoze bent over and clamped his legs bitterly, the pain was so painful that his whole body was about to shrink into a shrimp.

Dai Ruoze complained: "Your Majesty, you can't abolish me just because I am older than you!"

The emperor said: "Go away! I am older than you!"

Dai Ruoze's voice was trembling and he was still defending tenaciously: "This thing is directly proportional to the body shape."

The emperor compared the body shape of himself and Dai Ruoze, thinking that if he just made another kick to completely abolish this lustful person, he would save himself a great harm!

In the pain, Dai Ruoze caught a glimpse of the malicious light in the emperor's eyes, and hugged the emperor's thigh very spinelessly.

Dai Ruoze praised with an aria: "Your Majesty, your little brother is the dragon that comes out of the water, so big that people can't bear to look straight at it!"

Emperor: "..." How could he have such a brainless presence? !

Dai Ruoze said: "You are so old..."

The emperor said: "Shut up!" He grabbed Dai Ruoze's hair, pulled it violently, and said, "Humph~ For your poor sake, then I will add you to the list of concubines accompanying me to hunt. Bar!"