Gongdou's life push

The nobleman's residence currently has two yards.

One is the Dark Fragrance Courtyard, where Ning Guiren and Lu Guiren live, and the other is Qianxiang Courtyard, where only Ruan Zihong lives.

Dai Ruoze said, "I am a nobleman, and it is reasonable to live in the same yard with you."

Ruan Zihong said, "General concubines will automatically move to a new residence when they are promoted. As for you... I'm afraid it's not so easy."

Dai Ruoze said, "I will tell His Majesty, I have had enough of living in this cold palace,"

Ruan Zihong said, "Up to you."

Dai Ruoze went to tell the emperor his wish to move to Qianxiangyuan the next day, but the emperor refused without thinking.

The emperor's reason was that Dai Ruoze had lived in the cold palace for several months and was used to the trouble of moving around, wasting manpower and material resources.

Dai Ruoze analyzed the pros and cons with the emperor, "Think about it, Your Majesty, if I move to Qianxiangyuan, I will live with Ruan Guiren, and then I can learn more martial arts from him. In time, I will become a first-class master in the world. Wouldn't it be easier to protect you?"

The emperor said: "There are so many masters in the palace, how can I use you to protect me?"

Dai Ruoze said: "But the big insider won't sleep in the same room as you!"

The emperor said: "Hmph~ I won't let you sleep with me either."

Dai Ruoze said with a smirk: "I have slept several times."

The emperor rolled his eyes.

The emperor leaned over the table and practiced calligraphy, and every stroke was vigorous and powerful. The vigor and arrogance embodied in the font were far from the emperor's temperament, but they were harmoniously integrated.

Dai Ruoze boasted: "Good words!"

The emperor ignored him, laid out another blank paper, and picked up a pen to write again.

Dai Ruoze stood quietly at the side, not disturbing the emperor, and only after the emperor finished practicing calligraphy did he mention his matter again.

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty, the cold palace is too remote. If I were to die someday, you would probably have to wait several days to hear the news of my death."

The emperor said, "Why do you assume you are dead?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Isn't it easy to think of it? My status has risen too fast. People in the harem dislike me more or less. There are too many people who want to deal with me. In the autumn Before the hunting, does your majesty still remember the death of a palace lady in my palace? Didn’t that palace lady be ordered by others to poison me, but after I saw through the trick, she committed suicide in fear of crime? It's over, and there is no way to investigate who is going to kill me. That is to say, the person who wants to kill me has always been there, and he will try his best to take my life again. I live alone in the cold palace. It's hard to defend against. But living with Ruan Guiren is different, he has great martial arts skills, and he also dabbles in poisonous substances in the world, so my safety factor will be greatly improved with him."

Dai Ruoze's words are reasonable, but if the little emperor is even a little bit reluctant to let him die, he will most likely agree to his request.

The little emperor bit his lip and lowered his eyes, already shaken.

Dai Ruoze added fire, and said: "I am on good terms with Ruan Guiren. If we can live in the same courtyard, then I will have a companion, and the number of times I harass Your Majesty will be reduced."

The emperor's eyes lit up, and after the lights lit up, the fire ignited again. He whipped Dai Ruoze with the brush holder, and said angrily, "No!"

Dai Ruoze didn't quite understand what he said wrongly and offended the emperor, didn't this little guy wish he could visit Weiyang Palace less often?He turned his brain around, thought of a possibility, and laughed immediately.

The emperor asked, "Why are you laughing?"

Dai Ruoze jokingly said, "Your Majesty is jealous, right?"

"Jealous?" The emperor was puzzled, "Whose jealousy am I?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Of course it's for me to be jealous of nobleman Ruan."

The emperor sneered and said, "You think beautifully!"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's not that I think it's beautiful, but the fact is so beautiful." He hugged the emperor shamelessly, and locked the emperor's hands, making it impossible for people to struggle. I’m fine so don’t come to Weiyang Palace, but in fact you want me to come, right? As soon as I said that I lived with Ruan Guiren, I would come to Weiyang Palace less, you got angry and said you were not jealous?”

The emperor crushed Dai Ruoze's instep annoyedly, "I am the emperor, how could I be jealous of my concubine? Are you telling a joke?!"

Dai Ruoze endured the sharp pain from the back of his foot, "tweeted~" on the emperor's little face, and said: "Be good, be good, my heart will always be with Your Majesty, Ruan Guiren and I are good buddies, we I won't be sorry for you."

"What!" The emperor tilted his head and rubbed Dai Ruoze's saliva on his shoulder, and said angrily, "Get out of here! You are so annoying! I agree, if you want to move, you can move. After moving to Qianxiangyuan Come to bother me!"

Dai Ruoze said: "The concubine obeys the first half of His Majesty's will, but cannot obey the second half."

The emperor puffed up his cheeks with anger, he must be the most unlucky emperor in history, why did he marry such a rascal concubine!

As soon as the emperor gave permission, Dai Ruoze immediately started to move.

Dai Ruoze doesn't have many things, so it's fine to move a few big bags, but the distance is too long.The emperor issued an order that no one was allowed to help Dai Ruoze move. This was a pain for Dai Ruoze. Although he was a strong Chinese paper, he couldn't carry more than 100 kilograms of luggage on the ground and walked for two consecutive days under the sun. Hours, it will kill people!

Dai Ruoze pulled out Xiao Huang, and forcibly tied several packages to Xiao Huang's back with ropes. He tied too many packages, and Xiao Huang "baji" lay on his stomach with all four hooves facing outwards.

Dai Ruoze said: "You are too useless."

Xiao Huang flicked his tail innocently.

Dai Ruoze had no choice but to redistribute the packages, carrying the heavy ones by himself, and gave Xiao Huang a few light ones.Xiao Huang lost the oppression, and ran away as light as a swallow. Fortunately, Dai Ruoze held the rope that put Xiao Huang on, otherwise this silly roe deer would have run away without a trace.

Xiao Huang grew up in the hunting garden since he was a child, and he was unrestrained, so he felt very uncomfortable when he was restrained, so he squatted on the spot and refused to leave.

Dai Ruoze's head was getting bigger, he couldn't pull Xiao Huang, he couldn't push it, he wanted to kneel down and call this roe deer ancestor!

Dai Ruoze walked around behind Xiao Huang, his dantian sank, and shouted: "Wolf is coming!"

Xiao Huang was frightened, covered his head and ran away.

Dai Ruoze shouted again: "The wolf is gone!"

Xiao Huang slammed on the brakes and looked around in a daze.

Dai Ruoze lost his temper from laughing, the roe deer is really stupid, and a roe deer who only needs to be cultivated into a monster is still very stupid.

Dai Ruoze urged Xiao Huang to go on his way by yelling, and even though Xiao Huang had been fooled dozens of times, he continued to be fooled tirelessly, and he didn't have the wisdom to learn from a pitfall at all!

When the master and pet were having fun, they met Concubine Shu and her cattle on a narrow road.

Concubine Shu's cattle are well-raised, they are big, and their sharp and strong horns make them look like a ferocious bull devil.

Concubine Shu looked down at Dai Ruoze and his roe deer on the bullock cart, and said, "Master Dai, is this the roe deer that saved you and His Majesty in the hunting garden?"

Dai Ruoze was surprised that Concubine Yu Shu took the initiative to talk to him, and replied: "Yes."

Concubine Shu said, "It looks so silly."

Dai Ruoze said: "Stupidity is the nature of the roe deer."

There are no cattle in the hunting park, so cattle are a new species to Xiao Huang.

Xiao Huang sniffed Niu Niu's horns curiously, and hit Niu Niu with his head.

The cow yelled "Moo~", exhaled impatiently through its nostrils, and scratched its hooves, assuming a posture to attack.Xiao Huang backed away in fright, his tail exploded, and the white fluff stuck to his butt like a flower, turning his yellow butt into a white butt.

Dai Ruoze called Xiao Huang back, made way for Concubine Shu, and said, "Please, Concubine Shu."

Concubine Shu knocked on the shaft of the ox cart with a stick to let Niu Niu drive.But Niu Niu refused to leave, "Moo Moo~" yelled to smell Xiao Huang's butt, and tried to push Xiao Huang with the horns.

Xiao Huang was so frightened that he didn't move at all, and Niu Niu's horns were pushed upside down and his buttocks were upside down.

Dai Ruoze covered his face, everyone kept pets, why could his own be so stupid!How embarrassing!

Dai Ruoze grabbed Xiao Huang's tail and made his roe deer stand firm, between Xiao Huang and Niu Niu.

Dai Ruoze said: "Concubine Shu, my little Huang is a fragile roe deer, but he can't stand a few blows from Niu Niu's horns."

Concubine Shu said: "Mr. Dai, Niu Niu rarely has playmates in the palace. He really likes your roe deer. How about Dai Changzai reluctantly parting with this roe deer and gifting this roe deer to me?"

Dai Ruoze said: "My concubine Shu doesn't know that Xiao Huang is the savior of me and His Majesty. Since ancient times, there has been no reason to give a benefactor away, and it's hard for me to set a precedent."

Concubine Shu raised her voice and said, "Mr. Dai, is this not going to send you off?"

Dai Ruoze said: "You can't change a thousand pieces of gold."

Concubine Shu said: "Mr. Dai is really affectionate and righteous, I hope this affection will not kill you one day!"

Concubine Shu beat the shaft of the car with a stick to make a "cracking" sound, Niu Niu still didn't want to leave, until a little eunuch under Concubine Shu came up to Niu Niu and held up a piece of red cloth, Niu Niu diverted his attention and ran after the red cloth up.

Dai Ruoze watched the ox cart go away, slapped Xiaohuang on the head, and said angrily: "Silly robe, just cause trouble for me."

Xiao Huang didn't understand Dai Ruoze's emotions, it shook its buttocks, and the tail that exploded was attached to one strand obediently.It looked up at Dai Ruoze, and waited very intently for Dai Ruoze to yell at it, like a track and field athlete waiting for the referee to give orders!

Dai Ruoze thought blackly, it is more stupid than a roe deer to care about him with a foolish robe.

When Dai Ruoze arrived at Qianxiangyuan, there were people waiting for him outside the yard, they were Ruan Zihong and Rong Feng.

When Rong Feng saw him coming, he stepped forward to take his package and helped Dai Ruoze lighten his burden.

Dai Ruoze walked for more than two hours with a heavy load, chasing Xiao Huang while yelling, and became a dead dog from exhaustion. After handing everything over to Rong Feng, he collapsed on the threshold of Qianxiang Courtyard in a disfigured manner.

Ruan Zihong said: "It's not proper, you have to rest in the yard!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Just let me be disrespectful for a while, I'm tired and disabled, okay! We've lived a long time, and now you despise me for being disrespectful, how can we live together?"

Ruan Zihong said: "What do you live in but not? I have arranged your room on the west side, separated by two corridors from me, which is far away."

Dai Ruoze said: "Why bother, it's so convenient for us to live next door. Call me as soon as you get up in the morning, and I'll get up and practice swords with you."

Rong Feng said: "Oh, add me." He rubbed his hands, showing a flattering and coquettish smile on his pure man's face, "Ruan Guiren, Dai Guiren, ouch~ two noble brothers, why not add me when you practice swordsmanship?" ~"

Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong suddenly felt the thunder, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

Dai Ruoze looked at him with crazy eyes, and said: "Rong promise, don't think that nobleman Ruan can teach you every trick in your life?"

Rong Feng said in grief and indignation: "Why?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Because Ruan Guiren doesn't deal with Shen Jingbing."

Rong Feng: "..."