Gongdou's life push

After Dai Ruoze moved into Qianxiangyuan, life became much happier.

First of all, the location of Qianxiangyuan is good, and it is convenient to go anywhere. He completely bid farewell to the sad days of walking for an hour or two when he went out of Lenggong. In just a few days, several practical skills appeared on the skill panel, and he has already stepped into the ranks of martial arts masters. Finally, under the same roof as Ruan Zihong, Dai Ruoze doesn't have to worry about assassins and poisoning for the time being, because this The people in the world who can kill under Ruan Zihong's nose are either dead or not yet born.This made it rare for Dai Ruoze to have a stable life, and the number of deaths plummeted.

Dai Ruoze was basking in the sun under a camellia tree, Xiao Huang was lazily eating grass, and Ruan Zihong was reading a book in a rocking chair.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What are you looking at?"

Ruan Zihong showed Dai Ruoze the cover of the book, the title of which was "Sunflower Treasure".

The corners of Dai Ruoze's eyes twitched, and he asked, "Does the first page of this book say that if you want to practice this skill, you must first leave the palace?"

Ruan Zihong said incomprehensibly, "Why do you want to leave the palace? This is a book that teaches you how to grow sunflowers."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Tangtang's magic tricks are explained literally, okay? !

Dai Ruoze said, "I thought you were only interested in camellias."

Ruan Zihong said: "Well, my favorite flower is the camellia."

Dai Ruoze asked, "Why?"

Ruan Zihong said: "Because she is beautiful."

Dai Ruoze asked: "And then?"

Ruan Zihong said: "There is no more."

Dai Ruoze sighed: "This is really true love." Just because the camellia is beautiful, you have used me as fertilizer many times!

After a few brief conversations, the two went their separate ways, enjoying the quiet time in the afternoon, but Ning Guiren's uninvited visit broke the tranquility.

Qianxiangyuan and Anxiangyuan are very close. Ever since Dai Ruoze lived in Qianxiangyuan, Mrs. Ninggui has become a frequent visitor here, visiting from time to time.

Dai Ruoze didn't dislike this small and slender Ning Gui, but he couldn't like it either. Although his appearance was like a bunny and harmless, Dai Ruoze always remembered that once after his death, Ning Gui made him into human flesh buns, This simply cannot be summed up in the word brutal!

Ning Guiren carried a basket, laughed out two little pear nests, and said, "Ruan Guiren, Dai Guiren, these are cakes made by Lu Guiren, I'll bring them for you to try."

Lu Guiren—lives in Qianxiang Courtyard with Ning Guiren. He is low-key and loves cooking. He often creates new dim sum dishes by himself.

Xiao Huang was more impatient than Dai Ruoze and Ruan Zihong, and followed Ning Guiren trying to put his head into the basket. Ning Guiren protected the basket and ran behind Dai Ruoze to hide.

Ning Guiren said: "Little Huang is too greedy, why does the roe deer come to grab pastries to eat, wouldn't it be good to eat grass?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Roe deer also have the right to eat delicious food."

Dai Ruoze took out a mousse cake from the basket—don't ask why there is mousse in this era, because this is a game without logic. He threw the cake into the sky, and Xiao Huang kicked back and jumped up I just swallowed the cake, and smashed it with endless aftertaste, and spun around intoxicated.

Dai Ruoze picked out a croissant by himself, and said, "Mr. Lu's craftsmanship is amazing."

Ning Guiren said: "Yes, it's great to live in the same courtyard as Lu Guiren, and we can enjoy delicious food every day."

Dai Ruoze said: "Hey, Mr. Ruan Gui and I are all in your favor, we wouldn't be able to eat without you sending us delicious food."

Ning Guiren said: "You guys also come to the Anxiangyuan to sit and sit. Lu Guiren actually likes other people to eat his food, but he is too shy to talk to you."

Dai Ruoze said: "Definitely!"

Three people and a roe deer quickly divided up the basket of pastries.

Ning Guiren said: "By the way, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, have you prepared any gifts for His Majesty?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Isn't Mid-Autumn Festival just eating moon cakes?"

Ning Guiren said: "You will give moon cakes on His Majesty's birthday? Will you be rude?"

Dai Ruoze was confused, "You didn't say it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, why did you say it was His Majesty's birthday?"

Ning Guiren was surprised and said: "Mr. Dai, don't you know? Your Majesty's birthday is the Mid-Autumn Festival! Because His Majesty was born on the Mid-Autumn Festival, there is no need to propose another festival name for his birthday, just use it." Mid-Autumn Festival."

Dai Ruoze said: "So the Mid-Autumn Festival refers to His Majesty's birthday?"

Ning Guiren said: "Yes."

It is now the first ten days of August, and there are only five days until the Mid-Autumn Festival. If Ning Guiren hadn't mentioned it, Dai Ruoze might not know that it is the emperor's birthday on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival.He imagined that he went to the emperor's birthday banquet empty-handed and stupidly sent a box of cheap mooncakes, with a chill on his back, and the emperor's narrow-mindedness would definitely make him die without a place to bury him!

Dai Ruoze accused Ruan Zihong with a bitter face, "You don't even tell me."

Ruan Zihong said: "When every concubine entered the palace, someone specifically told these things, and it was expressly stipulated that the concubine should memorize them. I didn't expect that you can't even remember such a simple date. "

Dai Ruoze: "..." Can you be so contemptuous? !

Giving gifts to someone is a science, especially when the person is the emperor sitting on the world.

A gift that is too light is not sincere; a gift that is too heavy is not as heavy as what the emperor already has.

Dai Ruoze was worried.

Dai Ruoze is not the only one who is worried in this harem, other concubines are also worried.

The concubines didn't get along well with the emperor, so they couldn't figure out what the emperor liked. If the emperor didn't like the gift they gave, they would be shooting themselves in the foot.So, the concubines lined up to consult the two father-in-laws of Dafu Dagui.

Dafu Dagui receives tips every day and receives soft hands, not only from concubines, but also from ministers, which turned the two of them into a coke.Before the emperor's birthday, the two of them made a lot of money.

Dafu said: "There are only three concubines in the harem who have never come to inquire about us."

Dagui said: "Yes, Rongyue from Dongshu Cinema, Dai Guiren and Ruan Guiren from Qianxiangyuan."

Dafu said: "Mr. Dai is the closest person to His Majesty. He should know a thing or two about His Majesty's likes and dislikes. Rong promised that he and Mr. Ruan Gui should be good friends with Mr. Dai. Presumably they can help each other and give advice."

Dagui said: "In my opinion, Mr. Dai Gui will be promoted soon."

Dafu said: "This is a blessed one."

The blessed Dai Ruoze is not as confident as Dafu and Dagui guessed, he has no idea at all.

Dai Ruoze's impression of the emperor was arrogant, awkward, duplicity, poking and moving, but if he wanted to talk about the emperor's material preferences, he really couldn't tell.

Send a jade pendant?Send a calligraphy and painting?It's all too commonplace.

What Dai Ruoze thought was that if the gift was given according to the emperor's wishes, the favorability would definitely increase greatly, but if the gift failed to please the emperor, the favorability would definitely drop drastically.Therefore, in order to accumulate favorability and rise to the status of concubine in one fell swoop, this gift must be carefully prepared.

Do you want me to send myself?Dai Ruoze imagined that he would put himself in a big box and tie a bow tie to give to the little emperor. The moment the little emperor unpacked it, he would jump out of the box naked. This would 100% surprise the emperor!Of course, the shock must be greater than the joy, and then the little emperor, who became angry from embarrassment, sent him to the respect room to be eunuched and then killed!

Dai Ruoze clamped his legs dejectedly, for the sake of his little dick, it's better not to send him off.

Dai Ruoze couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, and didn't want to be perfunctory, so he went to Weiyang Palace with the cheek to ask the person directly.

Dai Ruoze honored the emperor with the pastries cheated from Mr. Lu, and asked, "Your Majesty, do you have anything you like?"

The emperor said without hesitation: "I like the stability of the frontier, the peace of the country and the people."

Dai Ruoze: "..." This is too difficult for a concubine to do!

Dai Ruoze changed the way of asking, "I'm asking about any material things that His Majesty likes? For example, antiques, famous paintings, etc.?"

"No," said the emperor.

Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor weakly, "Your Majesty, please give me some hints."

The emperor said coldly: "If you don't remind me, if you touch your hand again, I will chop off your hand!"

Dai Ruoze regretfully withdrew his hand that was groping down the emperor's neckline.

The emperor sat on the soft couch and raised his feet. Dai Ruoze knelt down on one knee and took off his shoes and socks for the emperor. He stroked the soles of the emperor's feet, which made the emperor twitch.

Dai Ruoze said: "The wound is all healed, no scar left."

The emperor said, "It will be ready long ago."

Dai Ruoze kissed the emperor's feet affectionately, making the emperor want to hide his head like an ostrich in embarrassment.

The emperor covered his face with a pillow and said, "Are you sick or not? I haven't even washed your feet."

Dai Ruoze said: "Your Majesty is very clean without washing your feet."

The emperor hit the man with a pillow, and Dai Ruoze overwhelmed the emperor after being hit twice, and gave the other party a long kiss that made him dizzy.

Ever since he was promoted to nobleman, whether it's because of the increase in favorability or because he got used to it, the emperor is not so resistant to Dai Ruoze's various teasing and intimacy towards him.Although he would still get a fat beating after kissing, the emperor would not beat him until he couldn't see people, and the small-time beating method was a little fun in Dai Ruoze's opinion.

Dai Ruoze said: "If Your Majesty doesn't give me a reminder to give me a gift, then I can only give my most precious thing to Your Majesty."

The emperor had a premonition that it would not be something good, but he still couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "What for?"

Dai Ruoze said: "My first night."

The emperor kicked Dai Ruoze's penis, and Dai Ruoze pinched the emperor's ankle presciently, and pulled it to both sides, so that the emperor's legs opened wide, in a very shameful posture.He squeezed between the emperor's legs, and said meanly, "Concubine Lan once gave me a bottle of ointment, which is a sacred object for nourishing chrysanthemums. Why don't you try it on your majesty's birthday."

The emperor cursed: "Shameless!"

The emperor resorted to the magic pillow technique and beat Dai Ruoze on the top of his head for a while, successfully repelling Dai Ruoze's disciples and keeping his virginity.

The Emperor You was puzzled and then punched and kicked Dai Ruoze, and said, "Huh~ You have taken the courage to be ambitious, and if you treat me lightly, I will cut off your head!"

Dai Ruoze said angrily: "Yes." This is not much different from beheading, okay? His blood value has almost become zero, and he is not far from death, okay?Hitting someone with such a heavy hand is like murdering your own husband!

Dai Ruoze and the emperor messed around for a while before returning to Qianxiangyuan, but he got nothing this trip, and he still didn't get the emperor's preferences.

What gift should I give the little emperor?