Gongdou's life push

The emperor woke up earlier than Dai Ruoze, he was hugged tightly by Dai Ruoze, and he couldn't get up even if he wanted to get up.

The emperor stretched a little in Dai Ruo Ze's arms, pulling Dai Ruo Ze's eyelashes out of boredom.

One, two, three...

Dai Ruoze woke up before becoming a man without eyelashes, covering his eyes in pain, unable to cry, "Your Majesty, eyelashes are not pulled casually."

The emperor said emphatically, "I didn't tear it off, but they did it themselves."

The emperor showed Dai Ruoze the three eyelashes he had torn off, blown them away with a breath, and made a wish: "Let Dai Ruoze's eyelashes fall out."

Dai Ruoze was so cute that his heart trembled wildly, and he wanted to rub the emperor into his pocket.

Dai Ruoze said: "Fortunately, you made a wish to make me lose all my eyelashes, not all my pubic hair, tsk tsk, otherwise my little jungle will not be safe, the wind blows my dick and chickens are cool."

The emperor hit people when he picked up the pillow, Dai Ruoze crawled all over the bed cooperatively, and the two played a childish pillow fight.

The emperor was tired from beating people, so he hugged the pillow in his arms, but when he caught a glimpse of the pattern embroidered on the pillow, he immediately hit Dai Ruoze again with all his might.

There are two Q version small people embroidered on the pillow, one is wearing a dragon robe, the other is a nobleman's costume, the nobleman's costume is pressing the dragon robe on the bed to play kissing, and there is a text bubble on the top of the two heads, The words "Jiu~" are embroidered in the text bubble.

The two little people are embroidered vividly, they are Dai Ruoze and the little emperor.

Dai Ruoze asked, "Do you like it?"

"What the hell?!" The emperor picked the little figure on the pillow with his fingernails, intending to pick Dai Ruoze off, "It's so ugly!"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's ugly, this stitch, this pattern, the workmanship is no worse than that of the masters in the embroidery building!"

The emperor said: "It is ugly!"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's fine if you think it's ugly, then I won't give you this, I'll keep it for myself as a souvenir." As he spoke, he went to pick the pillow, but his hand hadn't touched the edge of the pillow yet. , the emperor showed his paws, and scratched him like a cat, causing a few red lines on the back of Dai Ruoze's hands.

Dai Ruoze raised his eyebrows and asked, "What does Your Majesty mean?"

The emperor said: "You still want to take back what you gave me, are you daydreaming?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Don't you like it?"

The emperor said: "Even if I don't like it, it is already my property. You have no right to take it away!"

The emperor said he didn't like it, but he hugged the pillow and didn't let go. Dai Ruoze had nothing to do with the little emperor who didn't agree with him, so he had to say, "Well, the pillow belongs to your majesty." He hugged the emperor and the pillow together He stayed, pressed a kiss on the emperor's temples, and said, "I wish Your Majesty all the best, a long life, and all wishes come true."

The emperor said: "Hmph~ I am going to live [-] years! Save your congratulatory speech for the banquet tonight."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's too long, I can't live to be ten thousand years old, and if no one is with His Majesty, His Majesty will be very lonely."

The emperor said: "No way!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Okay, okay, Your Majesty is a strong man, so he won't be lonely! Let's not discuss this first, let's discuss what I should give you tonight."

The emperor wondered: "Didn't you send me a pillow?"

Dai Ruoze said: "The concubines gave gifts to His Majesty publicly at the dinner, and the eunuchs sang the concubines' gifts to the public. If you take the pillow away, I will have to give you another one at night. What a deception, otherwise people will think that I am empty-handed, why don't you return the pillow to me first, and I will give it to you at night?"

The emperor said: "Impossible, that would be too shameful!"

Dai Ruoze and the emperor imagined that when Dai Ruoze presented the pillow, the eunuch would sing "Mr. Dai, give me a pillow" in front of all the concubines. It would be a shame to throw it at grandma's house!

The emperor said with lingering fear: "Thankfully, I took your broken pillow away in advance."

Dai Ruoze said: "I'm so considerate of making this purely by hand! Tsk, come on, I'll give you something decent tonight."

[System: The emperor's favorability +2, a total of 48 favorability. 】The emperor returned to Weiyang Palace not long after staying in Qianxiangyuan. For the birthday party at night, he also had to take a bath and change clothes early to familiarize himself with the procedures.

As soon as the emperor left, Dai Ruoze fell into gloom again, and he had to worry about what gift to give the emperor again!

The afternoon was fleeting, and the dinner party began amidst the concubines' costumes.

Because the emperor divided the banquet into two days, the first day was for the concubines in the harem, and the second day was for the court ministers. Therefore, the family banquet with the concubines did not have to be laborious to choose another location, and it was simply in the Weiyang Palace. done.

The concubines were seated in order according to their status, all of them were dressed in bright and eye-catching clothes, showing off their beautiful branches, just like peacocks showing off their beautiful feathers in order to court a mate.

Dai Ruoze said to Ruan Zihong: "If Concubine Hua's collar is lowered, she will be shirtless. Tsk, Concubine Yu's breasts are about to come out. Hehe, Concubine Liang is indeed pretty, and she has the capital of narcissism, but Will he turn into a daffodil if he looks in the mirror all day long?"

Dai Ruoze turned into a beauty pageant ambassador, commenting on every concubine, but Ruan Zihong didn't even say a word of agreement.

Dai Ruoze said: "Zihong, you are too boring."

Ruan Zihong said: "If it's interesting, tell Rong about it."

Dai Ruoze and Rong Feng, who was sitting at the end of the long table, looked at each other, sadly said: "It's too far away, do you want me to play folk songs with him?"

Ruan Zihong meditated calmly.

All the concubines in the harem arrived, and the emperor himself also arrived, but no one moved rashly.

The person to the right of the emperor is the empress, but the seat to the left of the emperor is empty—this is the seat of the empress dowager.

The queen mother did not come, and no one could start it.

Everyone waited for about a cup of tea, but the queen mother was late.

The Empress Dowager is in her forties, because of her well-maintained face, she is as tender as a young girl, delicate and beautiful, and her appearance is somewhat similar to that of the emperor, especially the eyes and mouth are carved out of the same mold, which makes people wonder You can recognize them as your own mother and child by looking at them.

All the concubines stood up, saluted the Queen Mother, and said in unison: "Ask the Queen Mother to be well."

The empress dowager and the emperor had the same stern faces, and said, "Sit down."

The emperor supported the queen mother and let his mother sit down, so the other concubines dared to sit down.

The Empress Dowager's gaze was like a searchlight, and she shot all the concubines present.

The queen mother said: "This is the first time the Ai family has seen His Majesty's concubines gathered together."

The emperor said: "It's my birthday, they will all come naturally."

The queen mother said: "Very well, your majesty's concubines are a symbol of competition."

"That's it," said the emperor.

The queen mother laughed, "Oh, your Majesty's tone is that you are not satisfied with the appearance of the concubines?"

"No," said the emperor.

The queen mother said: "By the way, the Ai family heard that His Majesty's favorite concubine is Dai Guiren, why don't you let this noble person come forward, and let the Ai family take a good look at what kind of beautiful appearance this person is born to make our majesty fascinated." Upside down?"

"I'm not fascinated!" The emperor became irritable, "He also didn't overwhelm the country, hum~ I have high eyes."

The conversation between the empress dowager and the emperor was the intimacy between mother and child, but since the empress dowager named Dai Ruoze, Dai Ruoze couldn't escape.

Dai Ruoze stood up and said warmly and politely, "Ask the Queen Mother to be well."

The Queen Mother said: "Are you Dai Guiren who has been in the limelight recently?"

Dai Ruoze said: "It's not a matter of being in the limelight, it's just good luck, and I share the troubles and sorrows with His Majesty."

The queen mother said: "You are very good at talking. You saved your majesty, and the Ai family will reward you. Come, come closer, and let the Ai family take a good look."

Dai Ruoze walked up to the Empress Dowager as ordered, and the Empress Dowager held both of Dai Ruoze's hands and looked at him from top to bottom.

The emperor quietly slapped Dai Ruoze, hum~ this is so annoying, you have your place everywhere!

Dai Ruoze winked at the emperor, who told you to spoil me?

The emperor turned his head away, I didn't spoil you!

Dai Ruoze talked silently with the emperor, but he did not forget to deal with the queen mother.

After Dai Ruoze answered a few routine questions from the queen mother, such as "how old are you?"

The queen mother said: "The people in the respect room told the Ai family that His Majesty has favored you, so is there any movement in your stomach?"

Dai Ruoze: "..." What does the movement in the stomach mean?Do you have diarrhea?A few days ago, I ate too spicy and only had diarrhea once, which directly led to death. Read the file!But queen mother, you, a woman, would you like to ask me about a big man's deeds in front of so many people? !You are really asking me about Chu Gong, you are not asking about anything else!

The queen mother patted Dai Ruoze's eight-pack abs, and said, "I'm afraid you will suffer a lot if you are pregnant with your body. If the muscles are too hard, both the child and you will be uncomfortable. For the sake of you and the child, Dai Gui, you should Gained weight."

Dai Ruoze felt a group of crows fly by, and he was so anxious that he didn't know what expression to use to face the queen mother who eagerly told him how to gain weight!

Dai Ruoze forced a smile, and said: "Report to the Queen Mother, this concubine is not pregnant."

The Queen Mother said: "Sooner or later."

Dai Ruoze said: "Hehe, I don't think it will be too soon."

The queen mother's eyes widened, her expression was very similar to that of the little emperor, "Dai Guiren's words are wrong, are you saying that your majesty can't do it in disguise?! Although your majesty is still young, he is your husband, and your wife is You can't speak ill of your husband! Besides, the Ai family wants to have a grandson, and the Ai family's son will not be fun when he grows up, so hurry up and give birth to a baby for the Ai family to play with." She said to the whole table again. The concubine said, "You all work hard, whoever is the first to give birth to His Majesty's child will be rewarded heavily."

The concubines said: "Yes!"

Dai Ruoze returned to his seat with a slumped face, feeling that life is quite gloomy. When he was trying his best to complete the main task of becoming a queen and overthrowing the little emperor, why did he forget that the main task included the absurdity of giving birth to a dragon son? conditions? !If it weren't for the blow given by the Queen Mother, he would never have remembered this incident.

Dai Ruoze lowered his head, stared at his stomach in a daze, thinking of his abdominal muscles turning into a big round ball, he wanted to commit suicide a hundred times!

How about he slow down his pace first, don't chase the little emperor so fast?Wait until he finds a strategy to conquer the game without having a child before launching an offensive against the little emperor?But how long do we have to wait? !He doesn't want to be stuck in this perverted game for a long time, he's going to have a nervous breakdown, okay?

Dai Ruoze's finger bones tapped on the table regularly, making it difficult.