Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze thought about it but didn't know what gift to give, so he went to ask Ruan Zihong for advice.

Ruan Zihong was very calm about this matter, he should practice swords and drink tea, and he didn't pay any attention to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Based on Dai Ruoze's understanding of Ruan Zihong, although this person is not interested in pleasing the emperor, but the basic The etiquette will definitely be sufficient, and he must have prepared all the gifts for being so calm.

Dai Ruoze never talked around circles when talking to Ruan Zihong, and asked straight to the point, "Zihong, what did you give Your Majesty?"

Ruan Zihong said, "Dagger."

Ruan Zihong generously showed Dai Ruoze the gift he was going to give to the emperor. It was a very simple dagger without complicated patterns or expensive decorations, just like the daggers sold in weapon shops.But when Dai Ruoze pulled out the dagger, he couldn't help saying "good". The dagger was black and extremely sharp. up a floor.

Ruan Zihong said: "Your Majesty's martial arts are very common, and it is inconvenient for him to wear a sword given him. It is better to have a small dagger that can be worn around the waist, and can be used for self-protection in case of danger."

Dai Ruoze praised sincerely: "You are really thoughtful."

Ruan Zihong said: "I am a martial arts practitioner, and I can't think of anything to give away except weapons."

Dai Ruoze said: "I can't think of anything, tsk, I'll ask that kid Rong Feng again."

When Dai Ruoze arrived at Dongshu Cinema, he saw Rong Feng frantically rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the room, all the furniture and clothes were in a mess, looking down it looked like he had been robbed by a thief.

Dai Ruoze asked, "What are you looking for?"

Rong Feng said: "A gift for His Majesty."

"Oh?" Dai Ruoze said speechlessly, "What gift will be put under the bed? Hey, I said you don't want to get in, it's just your boss, you can get in, the bed is going to collapse, okay?!"

Rong Feng got out from under the bed, sweating profusely, and said, "Then you get under the bed for me."

Dai Ruoze said, "Don't even think about it."

Rong Feng said: "Go, go, it's a good thing. If you find it, I'll give you half."

Dai Ruoze asked vigilantly, "What good thing?"

Rong Feng said, "I'll tell you when you find it out for me."

Dai Ruoze is one of the 1 people who don't want to get under the bed, this is too stupid!But he was very curious about what good things Rong Feng said, so he got under the bed driven by curiosity.At that moment, Dai Ruoze cried a lot in his heart, was he really assimilated by his own stupid robe?Do you have to be so curious!

The bottom of the bed was cleaned less, and ash was piled up all over the floor.

Dai Ruoze was crawling around under the bed, eating ashes, and finally got a small porcelain bottle.

Dai Ruoze shook the bottle, and there was a clanging sound in the bottle, which should be filled with pills or something.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is this?"

Rong Feng said, "This is Dali Pill."

Dai Ruoze picked out his ears, "Say it again."

Rong Feng said cheerfully: "This is Daliwan, hey~ don't hit me! My Daliwan is different from the Daliwan of quack warlocks. This is the authentic Daliwan tempered by immortals! This Daliwan is my Daliwan. It turned out that the bodyguard of the bodyguard, the client of that bodyguard wanted to give me silver taels as a reward, and I refused, so I wanted this Dali pill. It is said that taking a Dali pill can make people change in a short time. To become a strong man, the emperor's small body can easily lift Concubine Shu's strong bull, plus your silly robe is no problem."

Dai Ruoze made a embarrassed face and said, "You really look like a charlatan."

Rong Feng was upset, "I'm not a liar, I'm telling the truth!" He patted his chest, "A hero never lies."

Dai Ruoze asked: "Have you ever taken it yourself?"

Rong Feng said: "No, I don't have anything to do with such a precious Dali Pill. It's not a waste."

Dai Ruoze silently labeled Rong Feng a "charlatan" and said, "Goodbye!"

After asking Ruan Zihong and Rong Feng, Dai Ruoze wanted to go to Concubine Lan for some advice, but Concubine Lan was still at her natal house and hadn't returned to the palace, so he couldn't ask anyone if he wanted to.As for the other concubines, Dai Ruoze didn't think about it, one is that they don't have enough friendship, they may not tell the truth if asked; the other is that it would be fatal if they gave him random ideas.

Dai Ruoze calmed down and stopped asking others blindly. He is the person who has been with the emperor for the longest time. If this fails to please the emperor, it will be a failure.

He called up the screenshots of the system and looked at the pictures of him and the emperor one by one.

In the first one, he was beaten for molesting the emperor.

In the second one, he was beaten for secretly kissing the emperor.

In the third one, he was beaten for disturbing the emperor.

The fourth one... He was getting hit every one.

Dai Ruoze thought about it and had an idea.

Soon, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here.

The emperor's birthday is not a big or small festival, and in addition to the mid-autumn festival, the courtiers even took three days off, and even the emperor himself had a reason not to go to court early, and he slept until he woke up naturally, refreshed God is so good.

Once the emperor has nothing to do, he will make troubles, and his first choice is Dai Ruoze.

The emperor asked Dafu to go to Qianxiangyuan twice, and did not allow him to summon Dai Ruoze clearly, so he said "Your Majesty does not have much business today" and "Your Majesty is a little bored" to imply that Dai Ruoze went to Weiyang Palace to accompany him. .According to Dai Ruoze's usual peeing behavior, he must have run to Weiyang Palace just because he saw a needle in it, and took harassing the little emperor as his life's work to complete.However, Dai Ruoze was uncharacteristically, turning a blind eye to Dafu's words, as if he was too busy to care about his children's personal affairs at all.

Dafu reported the truth to the emperor, and the emperor immediately became angry.

This Dai Ruoze is too shameless, what can make him so busy that I can't even take care of him? !

The emperor beat the pillow in boredom, and made a hole in a good pillow, and the cotton was spilled all over the floor. The pillows that emperors slept on in the past were usually jade pillows, but the little emperor thought it was too hard for him to sleep on, so he only used jade pillows. The pillow was used as a decoration, and the pillow used by ordinary people was used to sleep on it, and the pillow used to beat Dai José was also a square pillow—otherwise, the number of deaths of Dai José would have to be doubled.

Dafu said: "Your Majesty, it is better for this old slave to pass on the nobleman Dai."

The emperor said: "No!" Humph~ He would be more proud if I summoned him personally, so I can't let him push his nose on the face!

Dafu said: "Your Majesty, according to this old slave, Lady Dai is preparing a gift for your birthday."

The emperor said: "The gift he gave must not be considered elegant." He rolled his eyes and said, "Eunuch Fu, go and get me a set of eunuch uniforms."

Dafu was shocked and said: "Your Majesty, this is impossible, you are the Ninth Five-Year Honor..."

The emperor said: "Shut up! If I tell you to take it, you can take it!"

Dafu said, "Yes."

Dai Ruoze put down his needle and thread, punched his fists to stretch his muscles, and sighed, "It's finally done!"

He filled the embroidered pillowcase with a soft cotton pillow core, then sewed the pillowcase, and a comfortable pillow was made.

This is the gift that Dai Ruoze wanted to give to the emperor - the pillow he made himself.

The intention of Dai Ruoze to give the emperor a pillow is very clear.

One is that the pillow symbolizes the love between husband and wife, and the other is that the pillow has witnessed the warming up of the relationship between him and the little emperor in countless fights, and he is willing to continue to be beaten by the little emperor for the rest of his life.

Simply romantic and beautiful!

Dai Ruoze lay down on his back intoxicated, rubbing back and forth on the pillow, feeling that he was such a caring little girl.Just when Dai Ruoze wanted to lick the drool on the pillow obscenely, so that the little emperor could smell his smell all over his body while sleeping, someone broke into the door.

Dai Ruoze raised his head suddenly, and subconsciously pulled out the long sword hanging by the bed, but when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly threw the sword away - the person who came was the little emperor in eunuch uniform.

Dai Ruoze saluted with a smile, and said, "Should I see His Majesty the Emperor or Eunuch Yan?"

The emperor said: "You are the father-in-law." He took off his eunuch hat and threw it at Dai Ruoze, and said very coldly, "Pour tea for me."

Dai Ruoze caught the hat, put it on his head, and poured tea for the emperor.

Dai Ruoze asked: "What is Your Majesty wearing eunuch's clothes for?"

The emperor said: "Hmph~ I am the center of attention. If you wear a dragon robe and come to the harem, you will be surrounded by a lot of people within a few steps."

Dai Ruoze said: "That's right, then Tang Sanzang, who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, got into the spider cave."

The emperor "Gululu" poured the tea as if it were boiled water, and said, "Break the metaphor! What are you doing all day?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "All I do every day is to make His Majesty happy."

The emperor pursed his lips, he didn't believe it at all, why didn't he go to Weiyang Palace if he wanted to make him happy, hum~!Hypocrites!

Dai Ruoze pinched the emperor's mouth, leaned forward and kissed him, and said, "What is Your Majesty doing in Qianxiangyuan?" He teased, "Did you miss me?"

The emperor pursed his lips and rescued his lips from Dai Ruoze's clutches, and said arrogantly, "I didn't miss you, don't put gold on your face!"

Dai Ruoze automatically translated the emperor's words into "I miss you so much and can't wait to see you", and said with a smile, "I miss Your Majesty too."

The emperor stared at Dai Ruoze, this guy is so annoying, he always misinterprets his words!

Dai Ruoze suddenly hugged the emperor horizontally, causing the emperor to scream out in fright.

The emperor pulled Dai Ruoze's hair frantically, until Dai Ruoze's scalp almost fell off, "What are you doing?!"

Dai Ruoze said: "Stop talking, you're going bald! Ouch, it hurts! I'll carry you to sleep!"

The emperor said: "I don't want to sleep!"

Dai Ruoze said, "Sleep with me."

The emperor slapped Dai Ruoze, "Go away!"

Dai Ruoze endured the emperor jumping around in his arms like a little fish on shore, and hugged the emperor to the bedside.

Dai Ruoze put the emperor on the bed, and helped the emperor take off his shoes and socks familiarly. He shook his legs and threw the shoes away, and climbed onto the bed.He wrapped both of them in a quilt, pressed the emperor's head on the pillow, kissed the emperor's forehead comfortingly, and said, "Hey, sleep with me for a while."

Half of the emperor's face was under the quilt, only showing a pair of beautiful eyes, which were full of unhappy emotions.

Dai Ruoze said: "I've been exhausted from making gifts for you these days, why don't you accommodate me, huh? Let's sleep for a while." He rubbed the emperor's face with his thumb, and said with a smile, "Anyway, you are a little eunuch now, no one will say anything about you if you take a lazy nap."

The emperor said sullenly, "You are the eunuch."

The emperor turned around, turned his back to Dai Ruoze, and closed his eyes.

Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor affectionately, and fell asleep with his neck.