Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze climbed onto the emperor's dragon bed as he wished, and fell asleep with the emperor on the dragon bed in the posture of being alive instead of being made into a specimen.

Dai Ruoze had a dream, he dreamed that he returned to his own world after clearing the game, the little emperor looked at him with empty eyes in the dark, crystal tears slid down his face, like rolling tears one by one pearl.Dai Ruoze wanted to hug his little emperor to comfort him distressedly, but the glass wall that separated the two worlds separated them at two ends, they could see each other, but they couldn't touch each other.

Dai Ruoze panicked, he called "Your Majesty" and blasted the wall with internal force, but the glass wall didn't move at all, not even a crack.Then, the emperor wiped his tears, moved his lips, said something, and turned away.

Dai Ruoze desperately shouted "Don't go", but his voice could not reach the emperor, and the emperor's figure disappeared into the boundless darkness in his sight.

Dai Ruoze broke out in a cold sweat, sat up suddenly, and took the quilt away.

The emperor shrunk into a small ball and burrowed into Dai Ruoze's arms, seeking the only source of heat. Then Dai Ruoze lay down again, covered the two of them with a quilt, and gently rubbed the emperor's face with the back of his hand.

He sighed almost inaudibly, thinking of parting with the emperor in the future, the reluctance in his heart almost overflowed his heart.

Dai Ruoze slept very restlessly in the middle of the night, when the bell rang, he got up in relief, woke up the little emperor, and helped him wash and change his clothes.

The emperor didn't wake up, and obediently let Dai Ruoze play with it, like a big rag doll.

The emperor yawned and asked sleepily, "Well, why are you tossing and turning at night? The quilt is filled with wind."

Dai Ruoze said, "I'm thinking about something."

The emperor asked: "What do you want?"

Dai Ruoze said casually: "I'm thinking about when Your Majesty will feed me."

The emperor decisively gave Dai Ruoze a big slap in the face.

Dai Ruoze was not afraid of boiling water and said, "What kind of first time does Your Majesty want? Romantic? Warm? Wild? Sexy?"

Every time Dai Ruoze finished talking about an option, the emperor's face turned red. He kicked Dai Ruoze with smoke on his head, and shouted forcefully, "Shut up! I won't be lucky with you!"

The little emperor, who was determined not to spoil Dai Ruoze, went to the morning court, leaving Dai Ruoze to go back to bed to catch up on sleep.

Dai Ruoze squinted for a while, and when it was time for him and Ruan Zihong to practice swords, he packed himself up and went back to Qianxiangyuan, but just after he left Weiyang Palace, someone came to invite him again.

The person who invited him was the Queen Mother!

Dai Ruoze followed the maid to Changle Palace, the queen mother had just woken up and was still combing her hair.

Seeing Dai Ruoze, the queen mother smiled and said: "In autumn you are a nobleman, but now in winter, you are a concubine. The Ai family said that you are favored at His Majesty's birthday banquet that day, and they were right."

Dai Ruoze said: "It's His Majesty and the Queen Mother showing love."

The Empress Dowager waved back the maid who combed her hair, stretched out her hand to Dai Ruoze and said: "It's not that we mothers love you, it's because you have the ability. The Ai family has heard about the incident in Qingling City. The Ai family has to thank you."

Dai Ruoze came forward to hold the Queen Mother's hand knowingly, and said: "This is what a concubine should do."

The queen mother said: "You are a sensible person, have you had breakfast yet?"

Dai Ruoze said: "No, I wanted to use it after practicing with Concubine Rong."

The queen mother said: "The Ai family has delayed your practice, so I will pay you a breakfast."

Dai Ruoze said: "Thank you, Queen Mother."

After breakfast, Dai Ruoze asked the queen mother why she called him to Changle Palace.

The queen mother said: "Oh, the Ai family asked you to come to Changle Palace. Firstly, to thank you for your majesty's life-saving grace, and give you some rewards. Second, the Ai family wanted to ask you, have you taken the Huai Gu Dan?" ?”

Dai Ruoze thought about what the Bone Pill was, and he was about to spurt blood immediately. Wasn't that the pill that the Empress Dowager gave him on the day of the Emperor's birthday, which was said to help conceive? !He snarled in his heart who would eat that thing, and he answered bravely, "No."

The Empress Dowager tapped Dai Ruoze's eyebrows with her slender fingers, and complained: "That is a very rare elixir, and it is the treasure of the Changshengmen. If you don't eat it, it will be too wasteful."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Why did the Longevity Gate refine this kind of elixir? !A group of Taoist priests have nothing to do to figure out what it means for a woman to be pregnant?No wonder you can't achieve Taoism and become a fairy!

The queen mother said: "It happens that there is still a bottle here at Aijia, you can eat it now."

Dai Ruoze's face was so stiff that he couldn't even pull out a perfunctory smile, "Queen Mother, there's no need for that."

The queen mother said: "Why don't you need it? Oh, it's not that the Ai family doesn't believe that you can't have a baby, but after taking the Huai Gu Dan, it will get twice the result with half the effort. The Ai family is also getting old, and if you want to have a grandson, you should hurry up and give birth to a child." Let the grandson play for the Ai family, it's too quiet for the Ai family to live alone in such a big Changle Palace."

Dai Ruoze flattered: "The Queen Mother is as young and beautiful as a young girl, not old at all."

The Empress Dowager didn't like this at all, and said: "The Ai family is a young girl who wants to have a grandson. Hey, if His Majesty and his father hadn't left, the Ai family would have given birth to one by themselves. Give birth to a child." She patted the back of Dai Ruoze's hand lovingly, and said, "Concubine Xian, as long as you give birth to a dragon heir, the Ai family will promote you as a noble concubine."

Dai Ruoze: "..." Although the status of imperial concubine is very attractive, I really don't want to have children, Queen Mother!

The arm can't twist the thigh, especially when the thigh is so strong that a shake can turn the harem upside down.

Under the empress dowager's hard and soft actions, Dai Ruoze swallowed the bone bone pill in front of the empress dowager with tears in his eyes.

Dai Ruoze's plan was that he pretended to take the medicine, hid it under the base of his tongue, and vomited the medicine when he left Changle Palace, but the medicine melted in his mouth, and he didn't even taste the taste, and slid into the esophagus with his saliva .

Dai Ruoze ran through tens of thousands of silly robes in his heart, and he almost wanted to die.

The queen mother smiled like a flower, and said with relief: "Concubine Xian is so good, oh, Ai's family will be able to hold a grandson soon, so happy!" She dragged her hands on her cheeks like a girl, and said, "Concubine Xian, how about you?" Take it easy, no matter if your child is a boy or a girl, Aijia will love you equally."

Dai Ruoze burst into tears and said, "Thank you, Queen Mother."

The queen mother clapped her hands, and an eunuch came over with several medicine bottles.

The Empress Dowager said: "These elixirs are all anti-abortion, and the way to take them is written on the bottle."

Dai Ruoze couldn't say anything other than "Thank you Queen Mother Long En" while crying.

Dai Ruoze staggered back to Qianxiangyuan, feeling that the sky was gray.

Dai Ruoze asked: "Will I get pregnant after eating the Huai Gu Pill?"

[System: Hello, dear player, the prerequisite for pregnancy is fertilization, and of course you cannot get pregnant without fertilization. 】Dai Ruoze said: "Then I won't be pregnant if I become the emperor?"

[System: I cannot answer this question for you. 】

Dai Ruoze said: "Let's be reasonable! Since ancient times, no matter what kind of pregnancy, male or female, male or human, it's the one who was raped that got pregnant! You can't let the master's one get pregnant! , this goes against biology!"

[System: Biology is not required in the game. 】

Dai Ruoze desperately wanted to catch the system and beat him up, but the system had no entity, so he couldn't beat him up even if he wanted to.

Dai Ruoze said: "But you promised that you will complete the work of pregnancy."

[System: You remember wrongly, I have never agreed to such an unreasonable request. 】Dai Ruoze said: "No, my task is to become a queen and emperor, and it is your task to have children."

[System: You can't push the task to me, I'm an innocent system. 】Dai Ruoze said: "If that's the case, then I won't complete the task. I'll just stay in this palace for the rest of my life. It's good to be with the little emperor every day."

[System: It's wrong for you to do this. You are a player, and all you have to do is complete the tasks assigned by the system. 】Dai Ruoze said: "Players also have the right to give up the mission halfway."

[System: If you don't complete the mission, you will be trapped in the game forever. 】Dai Ruoze said: "I am happy."

[System: You are unreasonable! 】

Dai Ruoze said, "Ha ha."

The system couldn't make sense to Dai Ruoze, so it ignored him. Even Dai Ruoze called him several times without showing his head.

Dai Ruoze snapped his fingers and smiled very cunningly.

It's not that Dai Ruoze is so nonchalant that he even flirts with the system. He would say that because he concluded that the system wanted him to hurry up and get out.

Why does he have this inference?That was derived from the recent skyrocketing favorability.

When Dai Ruoze first came to the game, the ups and downs of his favorability made him exhausted, but as time went on, his favorability rose faster, and even if there was a drop, the range was very small, and the rising high favorability The ratio is negligible, and the system also humanizes more friendly reminders, which in a disguised form reduces the difficulty of dungeons and mini-games so that he can gain more favorability points at one time.In addition, every time he talked to the system about having a child, the system firmly stated that this step must be completed to pass the level, and never once said something like "Since you don't want to have a child, don't have it and stay in the game forever." In this way, Dai Ruoze has come to a conclusion from these points, the system wants him to pass the level, and wants him to pass the level more and more eagerly.

Why is this?Dai Ruoze didn't understand the mystery, but he was confident that after what he said just now, the system would try every means to solve the pregnancy problem for him.

Dai Ruoze hummed a little tune, giving the people who usually play with him... the system to the anti-general or something, don't be too beautiful.

Qianxiangyuan.

Concubine Lan and Ruan Zihong were chattering about something, and Xiao Huang circled around them curiously, even ignoring her master's return.

Dai Ruoze walked behind the two of them and asked, "What are you doing so attentively? Is no one coming to greet me?"

Concubine Lan said insincerely, "Congratulations to Ruo Ze for becoming a virtuous concubine" and excitedly showed him her newly developed magic weapon.

Concubine Lan brought the magic weapon to Dai Ruoze's face, and said: "This is my newly improved microphone, which has functions such as calling, taking pictures, and networking. I have also developed a circle of friends, where everyone can upload their own photos and moods! This It will be convenient for our concubines to understand each other and enhance our relationship!"

Dai Ruoze stared paralyzed at the megaphone with the big screen, and suddenly felt that the thunder was rolling and about to burn him, this is a smart phone!The shape is still a copycat love madness!

Concubine Lan, didn't you really come from time travel? !stop teasing me!

Concubine Lan completely ignored Dai Ruoze's messy wind, and took Dai Ruoze's shoulders to take a selfie headshot with a microphone. One smiled so hard that his teeth could not see his eyes, and the other's face was paralyzed into a bitter melon.

Concubine Lan said: "I started researching this before you went to the martial arts conference. I didn't expect the results to be produced so soon. I added an 800-megapixel rear camera and a 300-megapixel front camera. There are network transmitters in the microphones, and with the help of my brother, we built a signal tower in the palace. That is to say, as long as it is in the palace, the network system can be used, but if it is not in the palace, it can only be used. It can be used to make calls and send text messages. I will strive to build signal towers all over the country by the end of next year, and vigorously develop microphones so that ordinary people can also use them. I have already made dozens of them. The concubine of the harem And His Majesty, each has one, and the Xiuxian Sect has ordered the extra ones." He excitedly gave Dai Ruoze a hug, "Jose, I'm going to be famous! I'm going to become a magic weapon master."

Dai Ruoze really felt that the world was going further and further on an unreliable path.