Gongdou's life push

Concubine Lan's megaphone soon became popular in the harem. The concubines had one, and many of them became dead houses. They played with the megaphone at home every day.

The queen mother gave an order that each concubine should upload at least one photo and one mood every day, so that the emperor could know more about them.

Therefore, the sound of "Didi" will come out from the microphone from time to time.

Dai Ruoze turned on the phone expressionlessly, and his circle of friends was almost swamped by Concubine Liang's big head selfie.

Distant photos, recent photos, full-body photos, each photo will be accompanied by a sentence "my beauty will be remembered at this moment", "everyone will never forget my beauty", "when I look back on today after decades, I will definitely Will be awakened by his own handsomeness" and other narcissistic words that make people want to disfigure him.However, Concubine Liang has a high status, and other concubines dare not speak ill of him. They can just complain, and they have to like Concubine Liang one after another. Is it beautiful?", and then they roll their names one by one, which can really annoy people to death.

Dai Ruoze scrolled down the interface to display photos and moods of other concubines.

Liu Liu's face was covered in white powder, and it said: "I am a ghost, come and catch me!"

Lu Guiren has half a face and a plate of pastries, with the words: "Welcome everyone to taste."

Mrs. Ning's is a cute photo of scissorhands, which says: "Ah Xian, I'm going to drop by today, okay?"

Ruan Zihong's is a camellia tree, which says: "Plant two more next year."

Concubine Yu's is a close-up of her plump breasts, with the words: "Hey, it's so heavy, I should lose weight."

Concubine Hua's hairless and slender thighs wrote: "I'm practicing dancing today, don't come here."

Concubine Shu's is that her Niu Niu is grazing, and it says: "Niu Niu is stronger than last year."

Concubine Lan's is a laboratory bottle and jar, which reads: "Everyone is so enthusiastic. I will develop a few more applications for the microphone, so that everyone can play better."

The queen's is a withered flower, which reads: "Winter is coming, the leaves are withered, the flowers are withered, just like life will eventually come to an end."

The queen mother's is a distant photo taken by someone else, which says: "Concubine Xian, if you have good news, you should be the first to inform Aijia."

Dai Ruoze only felt that this was too unreal. In ancient times, being able to use mobile phones was advanced enough, and it was too unscientific to even use anything in the circle of friends!Is the next step is to make an online mobile game to compete for rankings? !

The emperor came with a message, "Where's your photo?"

Dai Ruoze replied: "You face me every day and still want to look at photos?"

Emperor: "This is an order from the Empress Dowager, do you want to resist it?! Upload your photo!"

Dai Ruoze had no choice but to take a group photo with Xiao Huang in his arms. The master and pet were all laughing stupidly, and their stupid faces were too horrible to look at.

As soon as Dai Ruoze's photo was uploaded, everyone liked it and left comments.

Concubine Liang: "Concubine Xian, taking pictures is an art, how about you come to my palace today, and I will teach you the skills of taking pictures."

Concubine Shu: "What kind of pet can have what kind of owner, heh."

Concubine Yu: "The concubine Xian is really ingenious."

Concubine Lan: "Jose, I'm developing a new software to 'make you beautiful', you can try it then."

Liu Liu: "My concubine Xian, come and pretend to be a ghost with me."

Emperor: "Stupid."

The emperor ended the topic with one sentence, and called Dai Ruoze to go to Weiyang Palace.

The emperor summoned Dai Ruoze for no other reason than to choose a palace for Dai Ruoze.

It stands to reason that the allocation of palaces to concubines is a matter for the empress to manage, but because of Dai Ruoze's particularity, the empress handed over this matter to the emperor with a wink.

The emperor spread out several name tags, all of which were the names of the palaces where concubines and above concubines lived, and he said, "Choose one."

Dai Ruoze said: "It doesn't matter where I live. In fact, I think it's good to live in Qianxiangyuan. What do I do living in such a big palace by myself? It's good to partner with Concubine Rong."

The emperor turned dark and said: "There has never been such a rule in the palace. Besides, Concubine Rong is also a concubine, so she should have her own separate courtyard. If you want to live with others, they may dislike you."

Dai Ruoze said: "You can't say that, Concubine Rong is my master, there is no master who would despise an apprentice."

When the emperor saw that Dai Ruoze kept saying that he didn't want to move, he immediately became angry, and threw the nameplate at Dai Ruoze with a "wow", "If I let you choose, then choose! Hmph, if you don't want to choose any of these, then go back to live in the cold palace." Well, anyway, the Leng Palace is also a palace."

Dai Ruoze really couldn't do anything to the jealous little emperor, begging for mercy: "Okay, okay, I'll move, I'll move today!"

The emperor's anger subsided a little.

Dai Ruoze picked up the nameplates and arranged them on the table, and asked the emperor, "Which palace is the closest to Weiyang Palace?"

The emperor randomly pointed at Qiyun Palace, Dai Ruoze pinched the tip of the emperor's nose, and said: "This palace is very close to Leng Palace, and it is far away from Weiyang Palace. My dear Majesty, you think so Drive me away?" He bit the emperor's ear, exhaled hot and humid breath from the pinna, "We're getting closer, so I sneaked into Weiyang Palace in the middle of the night, doing this and that with you."

The emperor suppressed his trembling and said, "Why did you sneak in in the middle of the night?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Because His Majesty always drove me away before dark, I have only been on the dragon bed once in these days, and I haven't done anything yet." He picked up the emperor's dragon bed familiarly. The hem of the robe rubbed the emperor's butt, "I miss you so much."

The emperor grabbed Dai Ruoze's hair and pulled it down. The strength was so strong that he could pull off a layer of Dai Ruoze's scalp. Dai Ruoze yelled: "It hurts."

The emperor said: "If you move your hands and feet again, I will give you a three-foot white silk to hang your hair on the beam."

Dai Ruoze couldn't laugh or cry, it was the first time I heard that the white silk was used to hang the hair.

After spending a long time with the emperor, Dai Ruoze and the emperor finally chose the Zheyan Palace.

Zheyan Palace is the closest palace to Weiyang Palace, it only takes half an hour to go back and forth, and it has always been reserved for the most favored concubines.

As soon as the palace was selected, Dai Ruoze moved on the same day.

Dai Ruoze was very reluctant to part with Qianxiangyuan and Ruan Zihong, but in order to keep his little emperor from being jealous, he had to move.

Dai Ruoze said: "Now that I'm gone, will you be chirping in Qianxiang Courtyard every day?"

Ruan Zihong looked at Dai Ruoze as if he had seen a ghost, "Why did you say that?"

Dai Ruoze said: "Think about it, I can relieve your loneliness when I'm here. Once I'm gone, you'll be alone and miss your beloved every day in this deep palace..."

Ruan Zihong picked a camellia, popped it into Dai Ruoze's mouth, and blocked all his words.

Some concubines in the harem moved to the new palace, and the other concubines would all come to visit and have a meal together to show the harmony in the harem and the deep love between sisters.

Therefore, all the people in the harem got together in one place, and even the emperor came.

Because this meal was to celebrate Dai Ruoze's promotion and division of palaces, the order of the seats was not strictly according to the position. Therefore, Dai Ruoze passed Concubine Lan and sat on the right hand side of the emperor.

At the dinner table, everyone was talking and laughing at Yan Yan, as if they were really a group of sisters who got along very well.But when everyone's eyes met, there was thunder and lightning, full of murderous aura, and a meal could make a person exhausted like a dog.

Concubine Shu poured herself a glass of wine, and said to Dai Ruoze: "Concubine Xian, you have done a great job in saving your majesty, and it is also a blessing to all our sisters. I respect you."

Dai Ruoze raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect Concubine Shu to lead the toast, what kind of medicine does this woman sell in her gourd?

Of course, Dai Ruoze would not lose face to a woman in public, saying: "Protecting Your Majesty is what I should do."

The two clinked glasses and drank.

Concubine Shu finished toasting, and the other concubines also toasted Dai Ruoze one by one, and finally it was the Queen's turn.

The queen cried before saying anything, she cried so sadly that everyone was stunned by crying.

The emperor asked, "Queen, why are you crying?"

Dai Ruoze said: "The empress must be crying because of your majesty." He comforted the empress and said, "Empress empress, your majesty has returned safely and has not suffered any harm, so don't worry any more."

The queen said: "How can I not be worried? Your Majesty seldom leaves the palace. Whenever he leaves the palace, he encounters such a thing. Hey, hey, if something happens to His Majesty, what will we sisters do?" Leaning delicately on the emperor's shoulder, "Your Majesty, for the sake of your concubines, you must also take care of your dragon body."

Dai Ruoze left his seat, walked to the left of the emperor, and separated the emperor and the empress without any trace, he smiled and picked up the wine glass, and said: "Empress, after drinking this glass of wine, we will pray for your majesty to get rid of bad luck. "

Dai Ruoze drank the wine first, and the queen took a sip. She grabbed Dai Ruoze's sleeve and cried, "Concubine Xian, you have done a great job, and all our sisters owe you a favor."

Dai Ruoze said: "The empress is serious."

The queen said: "Concubine Xian, don't be humble." She wiped her tears and asked suddenly, "I am curious about something. Concubine Xian followed her majesty to the martial arts conference, and she doesn't have official duties like Concubine Rong. What should I do?" It's right to be with His Majesty all the time, why is His Majesty safe and sound even though His Majesty was kidnapped by the villains?" She stopped talking after saying this, and then she was about to cry again, "Concubine Rong, my palace is absolutely safe. I don't mean to blame you."

Dai Ruoze thought blackly, empress, do you dare to be more fake?What is the difference between you pointing at my nose and calling you that you must have something to do with the Assassin House? !

After toasting a round of wine, everyone returned to their respective positions. After the emperor recited a few opening remarks palely, the concubines moved their chopsticks.

Dai Ruoze was not particular about dining with the emperor on weekdays, he just used his own chopsticks to pick up food for the emperor, and the emperor didn't mind, although occasionally he would mutter annoyedly that he didn't like this dish, that dish was not good , but he would always succumb to Dai Ruoze's various hooligan methods and eat the food.

This matter is quite normal to the two of them, but it is too unusual in the eyes of others.

Serving someone else's food with the chopsticks you used is to make people drool indirectly. Except for very close people, you generally don't do this, not to mention that the emperor is the emperor, and eating other people's saliva is not in line with the image. Come on!

The concubines were all envious and jealous, and they all imagined replacing Dai Ruoze's role with themselves.

After drinking for three rounds, someone asked a question.

Ning Guiren asked: "Hey, Concubine Xian, how long will it take before Rong promises to go back to visit relatives? I really miss him."

After Dai Ruoze lived in Qianxiangyuan, Rong Feng and Ning Guiren were the two people who came to visit the house most frequently, and they met several times.

Rong Feng has a familiar temperament, and Ning Guiren often brings the cakes made by Lu Guiren, so the two of them can talk to each other once they come and go.

Dai Ruoze slightly closed his eyelids, he was surprised that it was Ning Gui who asked this question, after all, before he moved to Zheyan Palace, the two were neighbors next door, why didn't they ask sooner or later, why did they ask at this time?

Dai Ruoze said, "After a year."

Under Dai Ruoze's intercession, the emperor did not announce to the public that Rong Feng had colluded with the Assassin Building to kidnap him, but only said that Rong Feng suffered from homesickness and was bedridden. The emperor took pity on him and ordered him to return to his natal home.

Guiren Ning said: "That's great, I may not be home for a long time."

When it came to their hometown, the other concubines also showed longing looks.

Dai Ruoze said: "Sisters and brothers, don't be sad. Since we have entered the palace, the palace is our home, and the place where His Majesty is present is our home. Come, I respect you all."

With a few words, Dai Ruoze resolved the melancholy of the table, and the slightly depressed atmosphere was mobilized again.

A group of people ate and drank.Dai Ruoze raised his head to drink, looked around Ning Guiren, Concubine Shu and the Queen, and smiled meaningfully.