Gongdou's life push

Dai Ruoze separated every detail of the evil sword, trying to make the emperor understand it at a glance.

Dai Ruoze demonstrated in the front, and the emperor imitated his gestures in the rear.

"Wait, Dai agrees." The emperor stopped, "How did you do it here? Well, did you hang your elbows down?"

He moved his elbow in confusion, why couldn't he do it as smoothly as Dai Ruoze?

Dai Ruoze admired the emperor's childish frown and slightly pursed lips, and felt that the more he looked at this young man, the more he liked him, his appearance was too suitable for his taste!

Dai Ruoze went around behind the emperor, hugged the emperor's hand, and taught him how to practice swords.

Dai Ruoze bent slightly on purpose, and whispered in the emperor's ear: "This move is about killing with one blow, yes, move your hand forward a little bit, use force, it's a great job!"

All his breath sprayed on the back of the emperor's ears and neck, the emperor trembled sensitively, and the pinnae of his ears turned red.

Dai Ruoze hugged the emperor's waist tightly, almost wrapping the emperor's whole body in his arms.

Dai Ruoze said meanly: "Your Majesty's waist is really soft."

"You!" The emperor threw the sword away, pushed Dai Ruoze away, and said angrily, "What does Dai promise you?!"

Dai Ruoze said with a playful smile: "I'm praising Your Majesty, you can practice martial arts only if your waist is soft, and someone like me who is too hard can't practice a lot of kung fu."

The emperor instinctively felt that what Dai Ruoze was thinking and what he was saying were not the same thing, but he couldn't find any faults. He couldn't let him ask his concubine if he was molesting him!

The emperor stared at Dai Ruoze, racking his brains to think of words to counter Dai Ruoze, he thought for a long time, and said: "Dai promises, are you dissatisfied with your desire?"

Dai Ruoze was stunned, and smiled mischievously, "If I say yes, can your majesty solve this problem for me?" Hurry up and give me your first night, boy!

The emperor didn't expect Dai Ruoze to be so shameless, he was so choked that he couldn't speak, his face turned red like a watermelon.

Dai Ruoze saw that the joke had gone too far, and the emperor was almost unable to come down, so he hurriedly said: "Hey, I'm just joking, I can't speak, Your Majesty, don't be as knowledgeable as me."

"Are you kidding?!" The emperor became even more angry, "Dai promised, if you are not satisfied with your desires, who would you go to if you don't come to me?! You are my promise, so you might have the idea of ​​stealing someone?!"

Dai Ruoze was horrified at how the emperor came to this explosive conclusion, I never even thought about stealing people, okay?Emperor, you are my only strategy target!

But no matter whether Dai Ruoze thought about it or not, if the emperor thought so, then the matter would be a big deal.

In this harem, it is a crime even if a court lady gets along with a wild man, let alone a concubine.If the concubines dared to cuckold the emperor, they would be punished all over the house!

Dai Ruoze's neck was aching.

Dai Ruoze smiled bitterly and said, "My lord, how dare I, I can't solve it myself."

"Fix it yourself?" The emperor didn't understand.

Dai Ruoze made a wretched "Jack off" gesture, and the emperor understood it in seconds.

"You are really shameless!" The emperor smashed Dai Ruoze with the scabbard, Dai Ruoze did not dare to hide, was hit straight, and his blood line dropped by [-]%.After smashing someone, the emperor slapped his ass and left with the harsh words of "If you dare to be lewd again, I will give you Ling Chi to death".

Dai Ruoze can't laugh or cry, this little emperor's face is really thin

[System: The emperor's favorability is 6. 】

Ah, the emperor didn't kill people in anger, but his favorability for him increased? !Dai Ruoze opened the game panel in surprise, and the column of favorability was indeed marked with "6", which shows that the emperor followed suit.

Dai Ruoze had some calculations in his heart, and he made a preliminary outline of how to win the emperor step by step.

Dai Ruoze went to Nanny Rong to receive a new task - to dance, and the person who taught him to dance was Concubine Hua.

Mother Rong said: "Concubine Hua shocked Chang'an with her dance. His dancing posture is unmatched even by heaven and man. You have to learn it well. After you learn well, you can help Concubine Yu. Don't let Concubine Hua be a man. You're not a woman, you've overshadowed your empress!"

Dai Ruoze asked: "Nurse Rong, what is the origin of this Concubine Hua?"

Mother Rong said: "Concubine Hua's father is from the Ministry of Rites, and there is an elder brother who is also an official in the court. His background is comparable to that of Concubine Yu's."

Dai Ruoze said: "Oh, by the way, does Madam Yu eat shortbread?"

Mother Rong said: "Madam Yu doesn't like sweets, what's wrong?"

Dai Ruoze said, "It's okay, just ask casually."

The courtyard where Concubine Hua lives is called Wuletian, and when Dai Ruoze enters the courtyard, she always feels that she is going to a concert.

Dai Ruoze was not Concubine Hua's only guest, when he went, Concubine Hua was talking with someone in a low voice.

It was a petite man, a head shorter than the immature young emperor, standing side by side with Dai Ruoze would only reach above Dai Ruoze's chest, just like the gap between an adult and a child.

His appearance matched his height, with a palm-sized face and gentle eyebrows, he looked very obedient and obedient.

This person is Ning Guiren.

Guiren Ning greeted Dai Ruoze timidly, "Dai promises."

Dai Ruoze said, "Ning Gui, hello."

Concubine Hua said: "What a coincidence, I asked A Yuan to come and learn dance with me today, Concubine Yu also asked me to teach Dai Xu to dance, we are all sisters, I will teach you two together."

The corners of Dai Ruoze's eyes twitched, buddy, we are all men, don't you think sisters won't be awkward? !

Dai Ruoze asked: "Who is A Yuan?"

Lady Ning said: "It's me, my name is Ning Yuan, and the name of Concubine Hua is Ju Xian."

Concubine Hua knocked Ning Guiren on the head and said, "Just say your own name, why are you teasing me?"

Guiren Ning stuck out his tongue playfully, and said: "As A Xian said, we are sisters in the harem together. Isn't it strange that sisters still call each other by their names? Isn't it closer to each other by calling each other's names?"

Concubine Hua said: "You are willing to be close to others, but others may not be willing to be close to you."

Ning Gui asked Dai Ruoze pitifully, "Does Dai promise not to get close to us?"

Dai Ruoze said with a smile: "Where is it, I am very happy."

From the conversation just now, Dai Ruoze analyzed that Hua Concubine and Ning Guiren were very familiar. The two called each other without saying their names, but Ning Guiren did not shy away from drinking the water in the same teacup with Hua Concubine. At one point, it can be judged that the relationship between the two is very close.

This group of concubines entered the palace for a period of time, and the courtyards of the concubines and nobles were far apart, so it was not enough for people to cultivate such a deep relationship. Then, the two must have known each other before entering the palace.

A pair of good friends entered the palace together and served the same man, this relationship is too good.

Concubine Hua taught elementary dance steps today, there is no difficulty, even if Dai Ruoze has a poor sense of rhythm, it will be fine if she dances twice more.

After dancing practice, Mrs. Ning Gui invited Dai Ruoze to have lunch, and Dai Ruoze had nothing to do, so he agreed.

The lunch provided to the concubine was much richer than promised. Concubine Hua and Ning Guiren both had cat stomachs, and they stopped eating after a few mouthfuls. Dai Ruoze swept away the food on the table unceremoniously. Light!

He sighed, even if it is for food, he must work hard to upgrade!

[System: Because you ate too much, the food couldn't be digested and your stomach burst, and you died with a big belly.After your death, Ning Guiren chopped your body into meat sauce and made dumplings, and cooked them for Concubine Hua to eat. 】Dai Ruoze was just resurrected in the small black room, and after hearing this system message, he was so disgusted that he almost died again.He originally thought that the emperor's handling of the corpse in this palace was the most deformed, but compared with Mr. Ning Gui, the emperor is as gentle as water, okay?What is ice love?Eating corpses is really stunning!

Dai Ruoze hit the wall in misery, this world full of perverts has had enough!

When Dai Ruoze saw Mr. Ning Gui again, he didn't feel that this guy was so obedient, he was just a big bad wolf in rabbit skin!

Although he had the experience of dying, it didn't affect Dai Ruoze's appetite at all. It's also very cost-effective to eat delicious food for free.

Dai Ruoze stopped chopsticks when he was [-]% full, "Thank you Concubine Hua and Lady Ning for your hospitality."

Concubine Hua said, "It's Ah Yuan who entertains you, not me."

Ning Guiren said: "Ah Xian has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart."

Concubine Hua said, "Come on, let's leave after eating, I'm going to take a lunch break."

Ning Gui said, "I'm with you."

Concubine Hua said, "There is no place for you."

Guiren Ning said unwillingly, "I won't grab the quilt with you."

Concubine Hua glanced at Dai Ruoze, and said to Mrs. Ning: "Don't let Dai promise to watch the jokes, why don't you take Dai promise to visit your noble man's yard."

Guiren Ning compromised and said, "Okay, then sleep well, Axian."

Concubine Hua gracefully left the table, and Dai Ruoze and Ning Guiren, the two guests, couldn't stay longer.

Dai Ruoze sent Ning Gui back to the yard based on the principle of caring for the fragrance and cherishing the jade. Before leaving, Ning Gui stopped him.

Ning Guiren asked: "Dai promised, do you like sweets?"

Dai Ruoze said, "Yes."

Ning Guiren said: "That's great, I didn't eat the shortbreads that Concubine Yu gave me. I'll send you off."

Dai Ruoze raised his eyebrows, and said: "Concubine Yu and Concubine Hua seem to be not easy to deal with."

Ning Guiren said: "It's not that we don't want to deal with it, it's just...their two families have different political opinions in the court, and after entering the palace, they are evenly matched. It is inevitable that there will be occasional quarrels, but Ah Xian doesn't remember much. About these things, he didn't hate Empress Yu. Empress Yu is not a very strong person, she has opinions on A Xian but she treats me and others equally."

Ning Guiren's maid wrapped the shortbread and handed it to Dai Ruoze. Dai Ruoze took it, chatted with Ning Guiren and went back to his room.

He wondered with interest, are these shortbread poisonous or not?