Fake to destroy the world

"Now, on this water-blue star, there are actually hundreds of aliens that have shuttled across the galaxy, and they have lived and worked here in peace and contentment."

"Whether it is the aliens who came to start peaceful diplomacy with the people on earth, or the aliens who are bloodthirsty and warlike trying to conquer the earth, or the aliens who accidentally got lost and fell to the earth, all in all, the aliens are now It has successfully infiltrated the entire human society with a variety of purposes, and the appearance of pretending to be a human maintains a delicate balance with humans."

"The only ones who don't know this truth are the Earthlings with fish lips."

The young man with light blond hair casually stuffed his hands into his trouser pockets, raised his handsome face slightly, and said the above words with a noble and cold expression.

In front of the boy, a handsome blond guy wearing a strange and suspicious tight-fitting outfit, who looks like Superman in COS, looked at the boy blankly, and asked innocently after a long while: "So?"

"So, it's your honor to let me, a noble alien, live in your home." The boy kept putting his hands in his trouser pockets, and snorted coldly, "Igniz Alphager Receive my favor gratefully, Lo, and remember my name with great honor!"

"That...why do I need to know your name and take you home to live with me?"

"Humans with fish lips, helping the lost and homeless aliens, isn't it your responsibility as a partner of justice, the warrior Flamingo!"

So, Igniz, a young man who claims to be an alien, began to live together with his righteous little partner, warrior Flamingo, inexplicably, which is really gratifying.

And then they got together, what a heartwarming and inspirational story!

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Masayoshi Yusama is a graphic model who just debuted not long ago. Because of his handsome appearance, which can be called a girl killer, he was discovered by scouts and started his road to idol stardom.However, what is extremely contradictory to Prince Charming's appearance is that the graphic model named Zhengyi has a passionate heart yearning for justice.

Even after graduating from the ivory tower of the school, Masayoshi Hasama never gave up the idea of ​​becoming a hero to save the world.In order to realize his long-cherished wish since he was a child, Masayoshi Yusama asked a familiar designer to tailor a set of red hero tights for him. At night, he put on the tights and put on a helmet to become "Samurai Flamin" Go' to enforce justice.

↑Although this is what I said, in fact, in this daily world where there are neither mobs nor aliens invading the earth, the righteous work of the warrior flamenco is nothing more than insignificant daily things.

For example, to supervise pedestrians not to run red lights (and then be pushed down by drunk pedestrians with Eighteen Palms of the Dragon).

I also warned my aunt not to litter (then I was scolded bloody by my aunt with her arms akimbo, and then I took the place of my aunt to throw out the trash).

Or warn the junior high school students not to hang out in groups at night (then they were chased by a group of junior high school punks and ran around, and after a fat beating, they couldn't even find the helmet to cover their faces) etc... …

Masayoshi Hasama, who transformed into a samurai flamenco, squatted in front of a small puddle in the park, with a sad expression of "I'm going to die on the cliff", staring at the corner of his mouth that was bruised by the punks, Then he muttered to himself: "It's over, there is still a commercial to be shot tomorrow... The cliff will be killed by the manager Ms. Shi Yuan... The cliff will be killed and then peeled off to make a doll to shoot the commercial !"

Just when the partner of justice felt sorry for what should be done tomorrow, and was worried that tomorrow's headline would be "Why is the rookie graphic model Masayoshi Yusama cruelly dismembered by his agent and stripped of his skin?", from the reflection in the puddle, he saw A boy with his hands in his trouser pockets walked over with an indifferent expression.

Adhering to the idea that the justice partner must never allow the boy to continue to degenerate and do nothing, Masayoshi Yusama suddenly stood up, then quickly walked behind the boy who was casually walking, and pulled out the other person's hand in his trouser pocket. Tightly holding the boy's hand, he warned solemnly: "It's already night time, students should rest at home and wait for class tomorrow! You can't continue to wander alone in the park!"

As soon as the palm touched the boy's slender wrist, the graphic model who claimed to be a partner of justice suddenly felt amazed.Even though he has not been working as a graphic model for a long time, Masayoshi Yusama, who has gradually cultivated his professionalism, realized very quickly that this is a pair of hands that are so beautiful that they can be directly published in magazines without any post-processing!

Whether it is a fair complexion, slender but not weak bones, or a clean back of the hand with no fluff and blood vessels at all... These are beautiful hands that are destined to attract attention and can directly endorse watch advertisements...

When the teenager who was held by Masayoshi Yusama impatiently turned around, this graphic model who was often said by fans, "I forgot to breathe when I saw the handsome Yusama-kun", finally experienced it himself. What do you call the amazingness that forgets to breathe.

From the eyebrows to the bridge of the nose to the corners of the mouth, every part fully demonstrates the treatment of God's darling. Even if the boy maintains a cold-eyed and impatient expression, in the eyes of Masayoshi Yusama, he is so handsome to the point of anger.It's so cute that people want to take him home, and treasure the miracle of the creator only for yourself to appreciate.

Hasama Masayoshi, who has always been portrayed as a girl killer, couldn't help expressing emotion, such a natural beauty is the real girl killer and aunt killer!No... maybe even the boy and the uncles will be killed together, not necessarily...

Maybe Masayoshi Yusama was too stupid to be immersed in his own thoughts, the boy sneered and asked, "What are you doing holding my hand? A handsome pervert wearing a strange tights."

"That...that, I want to say, don't hang around outside at night time, hurry home!" Yusama's glass heart was shattered by the young man's 'abnormal', before he had time He was trying to glue the broken glass hearts together, and his sense of responsibility as a partner of justice drove him to advise the boy, "It's late, your parents will be worried!"

The boy easily pulled his wrist out of Yusama's grasp of justice, and then put it in his pocket again, "I have no parents, no home, and no compulsory education courses that people on Earth need to take, so I don't need you Come continue to influence me, Mr. Justice Pervert.”

"It's not a pervert, it's a samurai flamenco!" Masayoshi Yusama couldn't help but retort loudly to the boy, and then the model Mr. wearing a tights with shameful appearance made a series of shameful moves commensurate with the tights, In the end, he stayed in a shameful posture like Salted Egg Superman and said, "Before the flower of evil blooms, I will cut off its young shoots! The partner of justice, known as the "Samurai Flamingo"!"

... A burst of crows flew by, croaking the silence.

Even after the handsome graphic model Mr. suddenly made a series of shameful gestures, the boy's expressionless and cute face showed no surprise or uncontrollable smile, he just took out his clothes from his pants. A flip phone was pressed for a long time.

After a long while, the boy raised his head and said to Yusama Masayoshi: "Partner of justice, warrior flamenco...very good, it's you. Take me to your house, and choose the stronghold on the earth." Your home!"

"Oh, I see... Eh?!" Because of the boy's natural command tone, Masayoshi Yusama almost regarded the other party as his serious manager, and subconsciously scratched his head and smirked and agreed.But after the response was over, he immediately felt that something was wrong, pointed his index finger at his nose and asked in astonishment, "Why should I take you back to my house?"

The young man raised his face coolly, looked up at the starry sky at 45 degrees, and then said in a flat tone: "Now, on this water-blue star, there are actually hundreds of aliens who have shuttled across the galaxy. , and live and work in peace and contentment here..."

After the boy eloquently introduced the fact that "aliens have already invaded the earth, and humans with only fish lips know nothing about it", the plane model who was completely out of shape was dumbfounded.Seeing that the boy had no intention of continuing, Masayoshi Yusama could only ask tentatively, "So?"

The young man sneered disdainfully: "I still need to ask why? I've made it so clear, why don't you still understand... Earthlings with fish lips, I'm an alien from the Alpha Gero galaxy!"

"It's your honor to let me, a noble alien, live in your home." The boy kept putting his hands in his trouser pockets, and snorted coolly, "Igniz Alfagello, Receive my favor with gratitude, and remember my name with great honor!"

Masayoshi Yusama was covered by the boy's way of talking to himself and making a decision instead of him. It was the first time he met someone who was harder to communicate with than himself...

"That...why do I need to know your name and take you home to live with me? We're just meeting each other for the first time, so we're still strangers...and I'm here to persuade you to go home quickly !"

The boy squinted at Masayoshi Yusama with a look of "a small human being doesn't even know such a simple reason", and then cut impatiently, "Fish lips, help the lost and homeless aliens, no Is it your responsibility as a partner of justice, the warrior flamenco!"

Thus, Flamingo, the righteous partner warrior, led a boy who claimed to be an alien back home inexplicably...