Fake to destroy the world

In the spacious and brightly decorated high-end apartment, Igniz looked at the clean apartment with disdain, then turned his head and said to Masayoshi Hasama who had just walked in, "This is yours." Home? You are still a rich earthling, I really can’t tell from your curiosity-seeking hobby.”

During the short time we spent together together, Masayoshi Yusama already had a deep understanding of Igniz's ability to unconsciously pull hatred, and he was already unable to deal with this alien who exudes a high-end, foreign and high-grade atmosphere. The young man became annoyed, and just responded vaguely: "Well, most of the rent for this apartment is paid by the company for me... Of course, I also pay part of it myself, and I will definitely bear it in the future."

"Sit down for a while, I'll go in and change your clothes first." Although Igniz's lovely face was always showing disdain and contempt, the boy's two paws were still groping here and there in a rather upright manner. Scratch, fully use practical actions to practice what is meant by Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden.Because he was afraid that Igniz would accidentally get an electric shock by scratching around, Masayoshi Hasama quickly pulled the boy to sit on the sofa, then poured a glass of water and handed it to him.

Because he was worried, the young man with a cold expression but still staring at him curiously, before getting up and entering the bedroom Masayoshi Yusama told him again: "Sit here and play for a while, wait for me to get dressed and come out."

"Che, what a stingy earthling." Igniz murmured in a low voice, and humbly agreed, "Since you have asked me so sincerely, then the reasonable Master Alphagero is reluctant to grant it. Your request. Hmph, remember my kindness well!"

Inexplicably, the graphic model who owed another debt of favor sighed weakly, then walked into her bedroom and began to change out of the tight-fitting clothing that was naked and shameful.Sitting on the sofa, bored, Ignis looked around the furnishings in the apartment, and then picked up a fashion magazine on the coffee table and started to read.

Although Igniz was aiming at fashion magazines, judging from the fast browsing speed of the young man, it was obvious that he was not browsing casually to kill time, but was purposefully preparing to find something in the magazines.And when Ignis, who had been flipping through the magazine, suddenly stopped to focus on a certain page, it obviously meant that the boy had finally found what he wanted.

"Plane model...Hasama, justice?"

"Huh? What's the matter?" Masayoshi Yusama, who came out after changing into short-sleeved shorts, heard the young man read out his name in a low voice, and then responded inexplicably, and asked as he walked towards Igniz He said, "What are you looking at? Oh...these are the commercials I shot some time ago, and my agent threw a copy of the magazine as a sample. Let me tell you in advance, I'm not the kind who puts up posters of myself everywhere. narcissist."

Igniz ignored Masayoshi Yusama's self-deprecating joke, and just moved his eyes back and forth between the lazy and leisurely dressed plane model real person and the handsome and fashionable photos in the magazine. After a while, the boy raised his head with a cute face Lai said with a serious face: "The photography skills of the people on Earth are too bad, and the photos are far less beautiful than real people."

"Ah, thank you so much for your compliment... Mister alien friend from the Alpha Gero galaxy." Masayoshi Yusama casually said, pulling the magazine with his own photo out of Igniz's hand After leaving, the handsome plane model stared at the alien teenager with an expression of dissatisfaction, and began to ask seriously.

"So Mr. Alien Friend, what is your home address? What are your parents' names? It's okay to stay at my house tonight, but I have to ask my friend to send you back tomorrow. And your parents' contact information Tell me too, I have to call and let them know so they don't worry."

Igniz looked at Masayoshi Yusama with a cold expression, and then said, "You don't believe me."

"...Okay, let's stop here for the alien game, it's so late. After you inform your parents, go take a shower and rest, the guest room has been cleaned up." Masayoshi Yusama showed helplessness to the boy With a smile on his face, he stood up and walked to the other side of the sofa, stretching out his hand to rub the boy's hair, "It's very common to have trouble with parents at this age, but it's not good to run away from home. Go home obediently... Ah—— "

Before Yusama Masayoshi's hand could touch the boy's light-blond hair, the boy with a cold face took out a toy water gun from nowhere, and slapped his handsome face ♂ Shooting... When the graphic model, whose world was completely submerged in water, came back from the trance, she was shocked to find that she was standing in front of the sofa with a big bottle of warm milk.

The TV behind Masayoshi Yusama was turned on at some point, and the sound of fierce fighting was transmitted to the ears from the high-quality speakers, which was very immersive.

And Igniz, who was advised by him just now not to quarrel with his parents, was curled up in the sofa like a tired black cat, sipping a glass of milk in his hands.The juvenile's ruddy and plump lips were stained with pure white milk, which looked sexy in a different way, which made Masayoshi Yusama, who didn't know why, couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

What exactly is going on?In such a dazzled moment, there was a large bottle of warm milk in his hands.

Igniz, who was lazily sitting on the sofa, drinking milk and watching TV, seemed to have not noticed the plane model's sudden awakening. He focused his eyes on the screen, and did not even spare a glimmer of time to Hansama's justice. On the body, "Earthlings, give me another glass of milk."

The alien boy who didn't get a response to the order for a long time finally frowned and looked away from the screen. After meeting the eyes of the plane model with a ridiculous expression and not knowing what happened, Igniz said in a low voice, " There was a "cut", as if regretting that he could not continue to command the other party.

Before Masayoshi Yusama asked his doubts, Igniz had already consciously confessed, or showed off what happened just now, "This is the "mind disruptor" of the Alpha Gero galaxy. After the medicine inside is sprayed on the enemy's face, it can put the opponent into a deep hypnotic state... Fish lips earthlings, now they finally understand that I am a great existence from the Alpha Gero galaxy!"

Mind disruptor?Is this the same thing as the toy water gun sold at the street stall?

Although the lingering sense of absurdity made Masayoshi Yusama unable to accept the setting that the world suddenly became fantasy, whether it was the TV that turned on out of thin air, the milk that suddenly appeared in his hand, or the unconsciousness that passed for more than ten minutes The time... all of them illustrate a problem: just now he was really hypnotized for more than ten minutes, and under the orders of the boy, he took up the work of a Filipino maid to serve him!

After realizing that this young man with an angelic appearance that can fascinate countless people of the opposite sex is really not an ordinary person who wanders out at night, Masayoshi Yusama's expression instantly became serious, and he immediately switched from the gentle and big brother channel to The warrior flamenco mode, adhering to the principle of righteous partners to protect the earth, asked Igniz sharply: "Who are you! What is the purpose of coming to the earth! Could it be the vanguard sent before the invasion of the earth? ?!"

"Huh...?" Igniz was obviously taken aback by Masayoshi Yusama, and the noble and glamorous expression on his face full of BOSS demeanor completely collapsed, accidentally revealing his stupid and cute nature, "You What are you talking about, my aircraft crashed on the earth, I lost my way and couldn't find my way home...Didn't I already say it at the beginning?"

"Eh?! Is that so—" Compared to Igniz's astonishment, Masayoshi Hansama was not much better.A piece of crows croaking and flying past is the truest reflection of Mr. Graphic Model at this time. After he himself was stunned for a while, he finally scratched his face and remembered: This is a crow that was picked up by him in the park because it was lost. Alien friends who came home...

Masayoshi Hasama, who had just switched to the Samurai Flamingo channel, changed back to the rudimentary model mode after learning that the earth crisis had been resolved. What a lost alien..."

But Igniz, who had accidentally exposed his stupid and cute nature just because he was shocked by the magic of the opponent's brain circuit, snorted coldly, put on the noble and glamorous expression of begging for a slap in the face again, and raised his chin Looking down at the other party, he said, "I've said it a long time ago, it's just that some idiot has always regarded the noble Alpha Gero as a runaway Earth boy."

"Underage, lost, can't find a way to go home..." Masayoshi Yusama naggingly counted words with the boy with his fingers, and then said with a serious face, "Except it's not the earth. Besides people, aren’t you still a teenager who ran away from home?”

Igniz was startled, and the aloof image that had only been repaired for a few seconds collapsed again, and said blankly: "Is that so? So I'm called running away from home?"

"That's right! An alien boy who ran away from home and couldn't find his way back home!" Masayoshi Yusama ignited the blood of justice as he spoke, patting the boy's thin shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'm here The guest room in my house is always open to you until you find your way home!"

Igniz, who was still thinking hard about how he had degenerated from an alien friend in Gao Dayang to a runaway boy, raised his face and raised his face, and the knife swished at Yusama Masayoshi's face. "How dare you let me, a noble Alpha Gero star, live in the guest room! Why don't you kneel down and beg me to stay in the master bedroom!!"

"Are you kidding, this is my apartment, why do I want to live in a guest room!" Masayoshi Yusama pushed back unwillingly, "Even aliens have to live in a guest room!"

What should they do if they insist on sleeping in the master bedroom and don't want to go to the guest room?

The solution, of course, is to sleep together on a bed in the master bedroom~(≧▽≦)/~

The author has something to say: Igniz has light blond hair and blue eyes, basically an image that popped up after watching the super-young siblings.