Fake to destroy the world

After Igniz burst out such a shocking news suddenly and endlessly, Masayoshi Yusama, who was still immersed in the supreme excitement when he touched the boy's soft lips, failed to recover. , Miss Shi Yuan, who was filled with righteous indignation and wanted to eliminate harm for the people just now, seemed to be struck by lightning, and her whole body was not well...

"Old cows eat tender grass... This world is simply too insane..." Ms. Shi Yuan muttered for a while, then covered her face and said in pain, "The blank of the national idol was eaten by that bastard... ...beep..."

"Anyone is fine... why is Masayoshi Yusama! This guy is a hopeless idiot except for his face! And he is the same sex as him... the same sex! Oh...Of course I'm not discriminating against homosexuals, but even if you don't find an otaku goddess to make a good match, at least you have to find a cool handsome guy who is handsome and charming! What can I say about such a bastard at the booth ah!"

After babbling a lot incoherently, Miss Ishihara, who couldn't accept the fact that Igniz and Masayoshi Hasama were dating, covered her face and ran out of the apartment, even forgetting the briefcase she brought. take away.

After Miss Ishihara ran out for more than ten minutes, Masayoshi Hatama, who was completely petrified, finally recovered from the extreme shock.

"What were you talking about just now?" Masayoshi Yusama, who had just spent a thrilling morning, turned his head stiffly, looked at Igniz blankly and asked, "You told Miss Ishihara that we were lovers? When did it happen? ...why I don't know at all!"

When Ms. Ishihara suffered a knowing blow and ran away with her face covered in tears, and Masayoshi Yusama was still in a state of weathering, the boy had already gone to the kitchen to heat up a large glass of milk for himself and sipped it in small sips. stand up.After hearing Masayoshi Yusama's question indifferently, the boy just raised his head and replied innocently: "It's just a joke, why are you so serious."

"QAQ is making a peat joke, I will be skinned when Miss Ishihara recovers!" Masayoshi Yusama walked up and down the floor pulling his hair in pain, "You don't know, Miss Ishihara is the last What I hate are entertainers who have adult relationships... No, it should be said that Miss Ishihara hates the fact that entertainers have illicit sexual relations!"

"Oh~ so it's so serious." The young man casually said perfunctorily without any sense of sincerity, "Then tell me, why is your manager so serious?"

"Hey...you don't know, even the senior sister who secretly fell in love last time was killed by Ms. Shi Yuan, and she was dragged into the small black room until she was trained until she was in tears—you suddenly said this kind of joke Come and stay at my house... I will really be killed!"

Igniz continued to drink milk without any pressure, shrugged and said, "Oh, that's how it is, I didn't expect your manager to be so good--if that's the case, then don't take it as a joke~ directly as a lover and have a serious relationship If not, she should have nothing to say."

"Huh?!" Masayoshi Yusama's eyes widened, apparently unable to keep up with the boy's brain circuit, pulling his hair and trying hard to straighten out his thoughts, "Wait, wait... What's the matter with serious lovers?! Didn't we just meet last night?! And the most important question is - aren't you an alien?!"

"How can you fall in love with different races! No, no, no... After all, why do I have to be a lover with you!"

"It's really crazy for a mere earthling to be a servant. It's a blessing from your previous life to be favored by the great Alpha Gero!" The young man snorted coldly and noblely, "Even if you are a lover, then It’s also the servant who is behind the ex-lover, quickly recognize your duty, abide by women’s morals, and serve Master Alphagelo well!”

Masayoshi Yusama had no way to communicate with this alien boy who had too big a brain, so he sat down on the sofa and scratched his golden hair, and said to himself irritably: "What should I do... How should I explain to Ms. Ishihara that this is just a misunderstanding..."

"Explanation? An explanation is to cover up the facts." Igniz sneered disdainfully, "Perhaps you would rather be treated by that Miss Shi Yuan as a scumbag who lured the underage boy home to spend the night and is unwilling to take responsibility after sex." Reincarnation? You thought you were acting on campus!"

Masayoshi Yusama looked at Igniz angrily, covered his face and complained: "Why are you still blaming me... After all, if you didn't come out without any clothes on, how could I be blamed by Ishihara?" Miss misunderstood!!! The person who should be responsible is you!"

"Hmph, stupid earthlings, it is precisely because of this that Master Ben Alphagelo decided to show mercy to excuse you. What's wrong with being treated as a lover, can you still suffer?"

The boy casually raised his head and drank the milk in the cup, and even greedily stretched out the bright red tip of his tongue to sweep away the remaining milk drops on the rim of the cup. Seeing the extreme interlacing of red and white, Masayoshi Yusama couldn't help but be dazed Almost annoyed, he beat his head and scolded himself how could he think this child of the same gender as him would be sexy just now!

In order to cover up his unnatural emotions, and also to divert and forget the scorching breath rising instinctively in his lower abdomen, Masayoshi Yusama changed the subject very bluntly and said: "Your complexion is so white...could it be because you often drink milk?" of?"

As soon as the question was out of his mouth, Masayoshi Yusama realized that he had changed the subject too bluntly, as if he was so nervous that he was at a loss and incoherent, so he asked such a stupid question: Can aliens and earthlings be the same!

As expected, Yusama's righteous question was laughed at by the young man with a 'hum'. After licking all the milk beads, the satisfied young man was obviously in a good mood, and replied: "It's not because of the milk, but because of the color of the blood— ——You will think that you can’t see other variegated colors on my body, because the blood vessels and blood of the Alpha Gero people are all milky white, and they can’t be seen under the white skin.”

White veins White blood?You can simply say that you are a milk star, and the blood flowing in your veins is full of milk... Masayoshi Yusama whispered something in his heart, and when he was about to continue looking for other topics, Ignis robbed him, "Don't worry Well, I'm not planning to really find a partner from Earth... Even if you claim to be a lover, it's just a play in front of your manager to fool you."

It's strange to say that the person who obviously doesn't want to be in a relationship with the boy is Masayoshi Hanasama, but when the boy said so nonchalantly, "It's fine to play tricks to fool me", Masayoshi Yusama is also inexplicable Feeling a little aggrieved, "Is it interesting for me to play like this! Since it's not interesting for me, a person on earth, then don't make such misleading jokes..."

"A joke? I've already said it's not a joke." Igniz replied seriously, "I'm really not planning to formally find a partner from Earth...but it doesn't matter, I like you very much now...otherwise you'll be nothing A servant of the people of the earth, how can it be worthy of Lord Ben Alphagelo to kiss him!"

Masayoshi Yusama, who was completely confused by God's development and couldn't figure out what the situation was, was stunned: ...

"Hey?! You... why do you like me!?"

The young man let out a 'tsk' sound, as if turning his face away because of embarrassment, a slight blush appeared on the small side of his face that could be seen by Masayoshi Yusama, which was so obvious against the fair complexion that people could not ignore it "Samurai Flamingo, very handsome, I like him very much."