Fake to destroy the world

"Hmph, you are too transcendent, human being." Igniz, who was naked and wrapped in a quilt, wearing only a pair of shorts and showing tender shoulders, replied with a haughty expression as if he was wearing a royal suit to a dinner party, "How dare you let Ben Alphard Master Luo went to TV screens, books, newspapers and newspapers to sell jokes, seduce adolescent girls to get a bite of food? What a fool!"

Masayoshi Yusama, who is laughing on the TV screen and in books and newspapers: ... Damn, I earned hard-earned money and refused to accept it!What does it mean to seduce an adolescent girl to earn a job, and you are still living in mine and eating mine!

Even though Igniz rejected it with such an arrogant gesture, Miss Ishihara, who was called the "big devil" by Masayoshi Yusama, did not show any expression of displeasure or anger. Instead, she held her hands in her hands and blushed. Heartfelt admiration: "Ah, the cold and noble temperament, compared with those dolls with a face, it is nothing like mud! Ah... This is exactly the prince idol I want! Please be sure to sign a contract with our Kaiser PRO !"

Neither cold nor noble, except for a completely unattractive face Masayoshi Yusama: ...Actually, this guy is just a stupid cutie when he strips off his noble and glamorous outer skin!Miss Shi Yuan, wake up and recognize his true nature!

"I refuse." Although Miss Shi Yuan was staring at her with the expectant eyes of a young girl, Igniz, who forgot to bring his heterosexual nerves when he went out, did not notice the beating heart of the other party at all. "There is no one in this world who can make Master Ben Alphagelo smile for him!"

Masayoshi Yusama fainted when his manager was about to change from a big devil to a nympho girl, so he had to bite the bullet and interrupt the conversation between Miss Ishihara and Igniz, "Miss Ishihara, what are you doing?" Let's see if Igniz will come out after he gets dressed? Now that he looks like this... let's pay attention to the difference between men and women."

After being reminded by Masayoshi Yusama in this way, the two little red hearts that blinded Miss Ishihara's eyes so that she could see nothing but nympho finally faded away, and then it was clear that the boy was naked and had nothing on him at this time. The eclectic scene of being naked and wrapped in a quilt... suddenly let out a miserable scream, and then passed out while covering her face as expected...

"Hasama Justice!!!"

Masayoshi Yusama, who was about to lose face together, hurried forward to catch the fainted Miss Ishihara, then looked at Igniz, who was indifferent and confused, and sighed helplessly. Said: "Don't be stupid, go inside and put on your clothes."

"I don't have any clothes." The boy said in a natural tone, "How could the noble Alpha Gero wear the same clothes after night? I disposed of everything I wore last night."

... Why is this alien so difficult to raise!How much money is burned for a set of clothes a day!

While complaining frantically in his heart, Masayoshi Yusama covered his face and said, "Then you get a suitable set of clothes from my closet and put them on first... I'll take you there after I finish work today." Shopping for clothes, okay?"

"Hmph, the magnanimous Alpha Gero never refuses the entreaties of his servants." The boy said with a straight face and a benevolent tone, but it's a pity that now his red fruit is showing a beautiful spring everywhere, and he really doesn't have a king Temperament, "Kneel down, I'm going in to change clothes."

After being bossed around by the young man incarnated as Cixi, Masayoshi Yusama almost didn't let out a 'chirp'... After helping the fainted Miss Ishihara to lie down on the sofa, Masayoshi Yusama began to sigh.

There is an alien at home... How should I explain this kind of thing to Ms. Shi Yuan?What's more, now his manager is still full of interest in Igniz... It is definitely unrealistic for the boy to leave, not to mention that the boy can't find a place to seek refuge now, even if there is a place to go to Yusama for justice, he is not at ease The boy with such an awkward personality left alone.

If he encounters some gangster and strongman, the young man who is arrogant and powerful and fights the five scum will definitely be severely bullied... As a righteous hero warrior flamenco, Hasama Masayoshi After picking up Igniz, I still decided to change him, at least wait until the other party gets rid of the habit of being the only one who respects me in the second grade before I can rest assured to let him go...

Just as Masayoshi Hazama was thinking about how to improve his relationship with Igniz in the future, Miss Ishihara finally woke up moaning while rubbing her forehead.After hearing Miss Ishihara's voice, Masayoshi Yusama immediately tightened his back and explained to her tactfully: "Miss Ishihara, Igniz is not suitable as an entertainer..."

"Hasama justice!!!!"

Masayoshi Hazama thought about it for a long time before he could finish his speech, but was interrupted by Ms. Ishihara's high-pitched scream, "You pervert! Scum! You beast! You can kill such a small and good child! I want to report you and sue you!!!"

"Ah... hey?!" Masayoshi Yusama, who didn't understand what happened at all, widened his eyes and waved his hands in a panic and said, "Wait, wait, what are you talking about, Ms. Ishihara... why didn't I understand at all ——Ah, it hurts, Miss Ishihara, let go, your hand is about to break!"

Quickly rushing over, a wolf-defying snatcher brought the 'murderer who molested a minor' under control, before Miss Shi Yuan pressed the opponent's arm and said viciously: "Tell me honestly, how did you lure him back home?" What did you do to him last night! I really... didn't expect you to be such a shameless and insane guy!"

"No, it's not like that! Ms. Ishihara, you have to believe that I didn't do anything!" Masayoshi Yusama, who was about to cry without tears, begged for mercy while crying out, "He really just stayed at my house last night. , nothing happened to us! Please believe me..."

Ms. Shi Yuan pressed the arm of her own artist, without realizing that the person in front of her was a newcomer who was preparing to focus on training a few days ago, and said ruthlessly as if she were treating a class enemy: "Do you think I will believe you? This apartment There are obviously two empty rooms inside, why did he come out of your bedroom! And he is still naked, you must have hidden all his clothes, huh? I really didn't expect you to still like to play Naked play such a perverted game!"

Masayoshi Yusama, who was already in a hurry, saw that he couldn't speak at all and switched to the manager of the Great Demon King channel, so he had to give up the treatment and stop resisting, obediently being pressed on the sofa by Ms. Ishihara.After looking at the door of the bedroom eagerly for a long time, Masayoshi Yusama, who had been waiting desperately, finally looked forward to Igniz!

Oh, great Master Alphagelo, come and save me!

Unlike Masayoshi Yusama, who is a standard model with wide shoulders, narrow waist, hips and long legs, although Igniz is not much shorter than the opponent in height, the boy's slender bones and thin shoulders obviously cannot support the opponent's clothes.The oversized T-shirt was loosely wrapped around the boy's body. From the open round neck, he could even see the attractive collarbone of the boy and the white and smooth skin of a baby. The shorts that fit Masayoshi Yusama's body were just right. The feeling of being worn out by a boy wearing fat pants makes people wonder if the loose waistband will fall off at any time...

Although overall he looks like a cute child who secretly wears an adult's clothes, but no matter what funny clothes the boy with an overly handsome and delicate face is wearing, it is difficult to conceal the moment of astonishment when he sees him.As if he felt the attention of the two people in the living room, the young man raised his chin arrogantly, like an emperor worshiped by his subordinates, "What's the matter?"

The first person to speak was of course Masayoshi Yusama with a full face: "Igniz... Come and explain to me, there is no abnormal relationship between me and you, right? I didn't agree with you last night either. You have done anything weird, right! Come and save me, I will be killed by Ms. Ishihara!"

And Ms. Ishihara continued to press Yusama's arm as a threat, and then said nervously to the boy: "Did this pervert do anything to you yesterday? Did he still threaten you not to say anything? Don't worry, I will protect you!"

"Tch... I also said that there is trouble outside, so it's such a trivial matter." The boy lowered his eyelids and muttered a few words in a low voice. Shi Ran walked in front of the two, squatted down and kept his eyes parallel with Masayoshi Yusama who was pressed on the sofa and couldn't move.

"You want to know about my relationship with him..." Igniz chuckled lightly, the corners of his mouth slightly raised in a dizzying smile.Before Miss Ishihara and Masayoshi Yusama could recover from this shallow smile, the boy had already maintained the slightly raised corner of his mouth, and pressed his rosy lips against Masayoshi Yusama's lips. .

"Even if it's just a servant of a stupid earthling, this guy can still be regarded as my lover."