Fake to destroy the world

"Hey - what do people on earth want to talk to me about?" The young man lazily nestled in the sofa, holding a milk cup with one hand and sipping lightly one after another. The original owner of Zhengyi is more like the owner of the apartment, "For the sake of your dedication to serving Lord Alpha Gelo these days, I allow you to say it."

Masayoshi Yusama closed his eyes, took a deep breath as if he was holding his breath, and then began to brew emotions... Just when Igniz thought that this guy was going to confess to him, Masayoshi Yusama said He suddenly opened his eyes and said loudly in the boy's direction: "That toy water gun, please don't use it anymore!"

"Hmph, how dare a mere earthling say that he likes... Eh, hey?!?!" After Yusama said this out loudly and smoothly, Igniz took the words very naturally and prepared to send him a text message. The good person card... As a result, halfway through the good person card, he suddenly realized something was wrong, jumped up from the sofa and stood on the ground barefoot, staring at the other person in astonishment, and was stunned——

What's going on, he didn't follow the script at all, director!It is agreed that first a stick will make the other party jealous, and then give a sweet date to make the other party happy. After returning home, there should be a confession scene that you like to hear and see!

"I think, I didn't hear what you just said very clearly." Half of the beloved milk spilled out but failed to attract the boy's attention. Scratching the pinna, hesitantly said, "Say it again?"

Masayoshi Hazama repeated: "Please don't use that toy water gun that you call the 'mind disruptor'!"

... Such a good confession was created for you to overthrow the conditions and you didn't follow the script. You deserve the rhythm of holding a figure for the rest of your life!

Igniz, who was so overwhelmed by the script, gritted his teeth, and asked again with a dark face: "That's what you want to say? Is there anything else?"

"Yes, I just hope that you will stop using toy water guns to hypnotize others. Maybe this is a harmless joke in the concept of your planet, but for us on Earth, the violation of personal rights is a very annoying thing. "

After Masayoshi Yusama finished speaking in a gray and serious manner, he added at the end, "Is there anything else I missed that I forgot to say?"

"...No, you didn't." The boy said no, but his body was still very honest and he continued to raise his eyebrows and stare. The sound of teeth rubbing and the tone of teeth gnashing between words even Masayoshi Hazama almost heard, " Are you saying this as a graphic model Masayoshi Hansama, or as a righteous hero samurai Flamingo?"

Masayoshi Hasama thought about it for a while, and in order to impress Igniz even more, he chose the identity of a warrior flamenco, "These words are for the warrior flamenco who protects the peace of the earth. The admonition spoken by the aliens..."

『As Masayoshi Hasama, I personally don’t mind too much, but I hope you don’t use the water gun to hypnotize other people. 』This was originally what Masayoshi Hasama was going to say later, but was interrupted by the boy's actual action as a reply.

"Oh, since the hero of justice has asked for it, then I will do it." Ignis said word by word, took out a toy water gun from the enigmatic four-dimensional pocket, threw it on the ground and kicked it with his feet. Crushed it hard, "In this way, it won't be used again in the future."

Masayoshi Yusama was frightened by the young man's tone and actions. For a while, he didn't know whether to complain about his overreaction or the poor quality of the toy water gun... After the young man gave him a hard look and left with a cup Masayoshi Yusama came forward with a wry smile and picked up the wreckage of the toy gun, and said to himself——

"Did you say too much just now..."

But for children who don't know the seriousness, there is no way to make them remember the matter unless they say it more seriously.

Masayoshi Yusama has completely assumed the role of a daddy himself, and now he looks at the boy like he is looking at a child who has a temper tantrum. He never thought that the two of them looked only two or three years apart...

After cleaning up the broken plastic fragments and the flowing water on the ground, Masayoshi Yusama threw the garbage into the trash can while muttering in a low voice: "It's so mysterious, but it turns out that the ones made by hand and sold on the street A toy water gun is no different at all."

After cleaning up the debris and water stains from the boy's angry stepping on the water gun, Masayoshi Yusama tiptoed open the door after thinking for a while, glanced at the boy sitting on the bed with a sullen face playing with his mobile phone, and asked in a low voice: " You're angry?"

"No, I'm not angry at all." Igniz replied bluntly, saying that he was not angry, but his face was full of "I'm very angry and the consequences are serious, so come and apologize."

"Okay, okay, you're not angry, you're not angry." Masayoshi Yusama sighed, completely losing his temper with the quarreling child.After walking up to the boy and sitting down, he turned his head sideways and looked at the content on the boy's phone screen while casually saying, "What are you playing, so energetic—isn't this Miss Mano?!"

After seeing the very conspicuous photo of the idol girl hanging on the chat window, Masayoshi Yusama blurted out the question faster than his brain: "You and Ms. Mano keep in touch with each other on your mobile phone? Do you often chat?"

"It's none of your business. Could it be that the friendship between aliens also falls under the jurisdiction of the heroes of the earth?" The boy mocked as if he hadn't heard the sour vinegar in the other party's tone, "If you've seen enough, please Stop looking at my phone, aliens also care about personal privacy."

Masayoshi Hasama looked away from the sentence "Come to my house to play this Sunday" that stuck to his eyeballs just sent from the phone screen, then suddenly raised his head and stared at Igniz with burning eyes and asked: Said: "You are very familiar with Ms. Mano? You often go to her house to play?"

"Well, I'm quite familiar." The young man casually responded, and continued to press and hold on the phone to reply to Mano Jasmine on the opposite side of the screen, "I've been to Jasmine's house for a while, but then her two family members I haven't seen her a few times since I came to Earth."

Not a few times, but for a while? !

Masayoshi Yusama almost gritted his teeth, complaining with a black face more like a childish child than Ignis: "But you told me before that you have no foothold on earth!"

"There is no fixed foothold." Igniz replied, "Jasmine is also a public figure and otaku idol, and my frequent visits to her house will also bring negative effects..."

Masayoshi Yusama pointed at himself and said angrily: "What about me? I'm also a graphic model! Even though the reputation is indeed much worse than Ms. Mano now...but don't ignore it like this!"

"We are of the same sex, and there are not many people squatting near your house to take pictures now." The boy replied without taking his eyes off the screen, but after a pause, he raised his head and looked at the other party and said seriously, "If you think there will be trouble , I can leave now... Do I need to leave immediately?"

No... How is it possible, I never thought about asking him to leave!

Even knowing that the young man probably intended to provoke himself by saying these words, but considering the possibility that the other party was really angry and ran away from home... the upset Yusama Masayoshi gritted his teeth and walked back and forth on the spot. After pacing for dozens of seconds, he sighed and said in frustration as if he had surrendered: "Okay, you won."

"I think, I probably really like you a little..."