Fake to destroy the world

On a sunny day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, the flowers were fragrant, and the father-in-law of the sun smiled into a chrysanthemum face. Graphic model Masayoshi Yusama followed behind Igniz step by step and walked into the famous house goddess and youth idol. In the high-end apartment where the lead singer Mano Jasmine lives.

"Are we really going?" Masayoshi Hasama, who never gave up, asked the question for the first time, "Ms. Mano must be very busy... Is it really okay to interrupt like this?"

The young man turned his head, glanced at Masayoshi Yusama, who was overflowing with sour vinegar, and then corrected him: "You are the one who disturbs you uninvited, and I am the guest invited by Jasmine Sauce."

... You guys and widows are all in the same room, can I rest assured if I don't come with you!

Masayoshi Yusama gritted his teeth and felt sulking, and then sadly found that his human rights status had been extremely reduced after he confessed to the boy... Nima let alone a lover, this heartless little brat didn't treat him as a human being at all!

Just said that he likes the samurai flamenco in the front mouth, and then he has a fierce fight with Mano Jasmine on the back foot!What's the matter with two lonely men and widows with no names and no distinctions hanging around, and even agreeing to play in the private boudoir of the unmarried female idol on Sunday!He obviously confessed to him, but in the end he continued to flirt with him as if he hadn't heard it! !

Masayoshi Hazama was jealous of the shameful behavior of the young boy who was "frivolous" and seduced Ishihara-san and hooked up with Mano Jasmine for a while, and followed the familiar road into the apartment with a dark face. The boy who pressed the elevator was afraid of being caught Rejecting the door - even the elevator in the apartment where the other party is so familiar, what is the relationship between the two of you!

"Friend~relationship." Igniz cocked his mouth slightly, turned his head and looked at Masayoshi Yusama with a smile in his eyes. His beautiful ice blue eyes were filled with a smile, which made Masayoshi Yusama instantly There was a sense of suffocation and amazement, "Just think about such petty words in your head, don't really say it, it's embarrassing...you idiot."

When Masayoshi Yusama heard the words, he gritted his teeth with a dark face, wishing he could immediately drag the jubilant boy home and give him a hard fix to make him more honest.It's a pity that since he realized that he had a vague liking for the young man, let alone the young man didn't regard him as a human being, even he himself didn't regard himself as a human being. Excited, how dare I really challenge Igniz...

_(:з」∠)_It’s really mud that can’t support the wall.

The elevator carrying the two stopped at such a delicate place on the 41st floor. When Masayoshi Yusama followed Igniz's footsteps to the door of the apartment with the house number "419", that This inexplicable and subtle feeling is infinitely magnified - 419, [-], fouronenine, fouronenine, foronenight, foronenight...

Fuck the house numbers are so full of passion, what is the relationship between you two!

Igniz ignored the jealous young man as if he had eaten sauerkraut, but went straight to the door and rang the doorbell——

"Hey hey! Jasmine sauce is here!" The moment the boy rang the doorbell, a lively voice full of vitality came from the house, like a door waiting for a visitor not far from the door, the apartment The host, Mano Jasmine, rushed to the front and opened the door of the apartment, "Niz, Nitz, come to my bowl~(≧▽≦)/~—hey?! What is that lump of gold over there? "

Masayoshi Yusama, who was described as a lump of gold and looks like some kind of excrement product 'Sho', finally couldn't bear it any longer. He crossed Igniz and said loudly to Mano Jasmine: "I am Masayoshi Yusama, Nitz's current cohabitant. !"

"Yeah? People living together now..." Mano Jasmine blinked her eyes in confusion, then suddenly covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Nitz, are you living with people from Earth now? Live with men from Earth?! It's still a lump of golden Earth Man!?!?"

Although Igniz is quite ashamed when he suffers from the second stroke, he can't bear to look directly at the two idiots whose IQs have degraded to the level of jealousy among kindergarteners. After dragging the two idiots into the apartment one by one, Igniz twitched his eyes and said, "Don't pay too much attention to him, it's just a servant I caught on Earth..."

Masayoshi Yusama: Hey, are the lovers who say they love me a lie...Q_Q.

"Oh, so it's a servant." Mano Jasmine suddenly realized, nodded and said seriously, "Sure enough, this is your style, I said Nitz, how could you live together with people on Earth for no reason? Together, it’s not that we’re going to fall in love—”

We are indeed preparing to fall in love!

Masayoshi Hasama really wanted to refute it unbearably, but before he was lucky enough to raise his hips, puff his chest and draw in his abdomen, and then refute in one go, Mano Jasmine had already pulled the boy into the apartment with great interest, leaving only The handsome graphic model was dumbfounded alone...

"Niz Nitz, come here quickly. After you left, I have collected a lot of out-of-print treasures. They are all top collections that were once popular on Earth!"

Damn it, girl, you are also a youth idol who is known as the goddess of home and sex, so what's the point of pulling a strange man into your boudoir!What a shameful world!As an envoy of justice, how could I just sit back and watch you do such an outrageous act!

I don't know if it's because of the anger that the world is getting worse and people's hearts are not ancient. Recently, teenagers have become less and less moral, or because they are angry that the two palms in the distance have been sticking together and won't let go. Anyway, it's from the angry Yusama Masaru. Roll up your sleeves and prepare to go up and give the two a profound education, let them understand what it means to be indifferent between men and women, not to see and not to listen to insults——

However, Masayoshi Yusama's ambitious ambition is destined to have no chance to be realized. After stepping into Mano Jasmine's "boudoir", even Masayoshi Yusama, who has always kept the secret and shameful hobby of special film heroes, can't help but feel angry. The body trembled—what is the boudoir of the otaku goddess, this is the revolutionary base of the otaku!

In this so-called "boudoir" mainly in dark gray and blue, there are many human-sized models, whether it is the classic Bump Man, Duck Egg Superman, Butterfly Man or the deformed Avanti. Collectible figures and one-to-one model axes from the period special film "The Red Axe" are also available, and there are even fine imitation guns such as the Desert Eagle Death Stinger AK47...

Masayoshi Yusama couldn't help being shocked. The legendary pure, lovely and energetic idol artist Mano Jasmine... is actually a dead house in his bones!Moreover, he is also a dead house who likes special movies, heroes and mobs!

Before Yusama Masayoshi came back from the surprise of discovering the dead housemate, he was startled awake by the action of the boy beside him——Igniz suddenly put on a shame value that broke the table The posture was so high that it cannot be measured, and then rushed forward with a big drink, and kissed hard on the mouth of the human-sized red giant axe...

After completing this amazing feat, the young man raised his head noblely and coldly, squinted at the red giant axe and other models with disdain, and snorted coldly, "The red giant axe can't stop me from conquering the earth at all! MAX super kill ·Flaming red lips are reborn in bliss and hell!"

Hasama Masayoshi: ... By the way, where is your MAX superkill attack power reflected?

Before Masayoshi Yusama could utter the complaints in her heart, Mano Jasmine, who was squatting secretly and moved to the foot of the red giant axe model, suddenly took away the bottom plate support of the model, and let the expensive model fall to the ground and shattered Then he teleported behind the young man as if he hadn't done anything, blinking his starry eyes and said, "Nitz is amazing! Sure enough, his skill hasn't regressed at all, and he dropped the red giant ax in seconds with a burst of flaming red lips! Humph, the red giant ax is only the weakest of the four heavenly kings who protect the earth, and it is no match for Nitz at all!"

Masayoshi Yusama: ...No, no, the one who defeated the red giant ax is obviously a girl yourself o(>﹏<)o.

"Hmph, of course it's the result." The young man raised his head haughtily, with a look of disdain for the world, "I am the most vicious, evil and strongest villain, the Lord of the Three Thousand Great Worlds, the Great Mr. Alphagero!"

In response to the young man's noble and glamorous self-introduction, Mano Jasmine immediately applauded and cheered...

Hasama Masayoshi: ... I don't understand the world of your second childhood illness, but I just want to say one thing: a local tyrant who plays with models every day, let's be friends!