Fake to destroy the world

At the dinner table, where the number of people seems exaggerated by ordinary people, Yachen is introducing Ema and Igniz, who have newly joined the big family, to brothers with different hair colors, who are completely comparable to the five-color basketball team next door.

Blonde hair with glasses, the attribute is a wife

And once you take off the glasses, you will enter ghost animal mode

Asahina Ukyo, the second son of his lawyer.

The same blond hair with an exaggerated smile looks very dangerous and dissolute. Although he looks more like a nightclub cowherd in public relations than an ordinary youth and has a brilliant golden hair, he still cares about all sentient beings. The third son Asahina Kaname.

Tsubaki and Azusa, who have been introduced before, are obviously identical twins, but one silver-haired and the other black-haired, with completely different painting styles.

With short hair and wearing sportswear, it looks boring at first glance. If you don't meet a girl who takes the initiative, you must be the nine-boy Asahina Subaru who is lonely and masturbating for a lifetime. , Nitz Note, this girl's name sounds like a dead ♂[-]♂ way,,,, although she has a melancholy temperament and a handsome face, she was ignored by Igniz because of her silver-gray hair, very lucky not to be complained about Ten men Asahina Kiori.

And Yusuke, the red-haired eleventh boy who has been eyeing Ema all the time, and Igniz has silently written it down in the black book and plans to go to him at night to settle accounts.

Even though the eldest son, Masami, tried his best to separate the characteristics and personalities of the brothers when he introduced the brothers to Ema and Nitz, but it is still too many to have nearly ten new brothers appearing at once.

Although Ema has been trying very hard to remember what Masami said, but until the end of Masato's introduction, Ema couldn't remember a few people.

As for Igniz... When Yachen introduced his brothers one by one, this guy would happily complain in his heart and belittle him non-stop, but for Yachen's rambling introduction, the rhythm was directly in the left ear and out in the right ear.After Yachen finished his introduction and he finished complaining, he didn't remember any of these new brothers with different hair colors.

But for Igniz, it doesn't matter if he remembers these new brothers or not.After all, the purpose of his coming to this world is to prevent Ema from falling in love with these brothers, not to make friends with each other.

If these new brothers don't have any ideas about Ema and don't enter the world of Ema, the fact that the two sides don't meet each other is really a good result for Igniz.

If there are really crazy males who are ready to attack Ema... Even people who don't know him at all will be blacklisted by the boy and beat the villain every day, so it doesn't matter to the boy whether he remembers it or not Important matter.

After the introduction with too many people finally ended, Igniz showed a pure smile to Yusuke, who had been ignorant of food, and scared Yusuke, who was already very frightened for fear that the boy would reveal all his black history in school. With such a big jump, I almost lost my grip on the chopsticks.

#On how sinful the hard life after being caught in the black history series#

The boy Yusuke, whose face was full of cows, began to think about whether to go to the kitchen to find a noodle and hang himself, and at the same time wondered what would happen when he and Igniz were alone in the ♂ room♂♂ torture.

... No matter how you think about it, this is definitely the rhythm of being played to death!

The haggard and sad boy Yusuke thought so, then ate the last bit of dinner in his rice bowl like chewing wax, put down his chopsticks and said nervously to everyone: "I, I'm done eating... I'm going back to my room first. "

"What's the matter, Yusuke. Is this enough to eat tonight?" The second elder brother Asahina Ukyo, who has arranged dinner and work, looked at Yusuke, and said with a frown, "Are you feeling unwell? Are you sick?" Now it’s time to grow your body, so it’s impossible not to eat more.”

After hearing Ukyo's words, Yusuke quickly replied: "I really can't eat... No, I mean I'm really full."

Although Igniz's gaze at the dinner table mostly follows the sequence introduced by Masami, but whenever the young man's indifferent and mocking eyes glance at him, Yusuke will always involuntarily have a feeling The illusion that I am being sentenced to death...

Under the attention of such death rays, how could he still eat!

↑Sao Nian, you can interpret so many meanings in the eyes of a stupid and cute middle schooler who thinks he is looking down on the common people. This fully shows how sad it is to think too much and have too much brain hole!

After watching Yusuke leave the restaurant and go upstairs to his room, Igniz took out a clean white handkerchief from somewhere, wiped his hands gracefully (zhuang) and elegantly (bi), and looked calm He said calmly: "Although there is no comparison with the food in the Alpha Gero galaxy, from the perspective of people on Earth, it is already a hearty dinner."

Facing everyone's bewildered gazes, the young man raised his chin proudly like an emperor patrolling his territory, "But this king's nutritional supply system cannot be completed by relying on the food on the earth alone. It must be completed with the help of the source liquid of life." Today's body functions are repaired."

When the other brothers looked at the young man with embarrassment and couldn't understand what he meant, Ema, who had been with the young man in middle school for a long time and had evolved translation skills, covered her face and explained: "Nitz It means that he is full, but wants to drink some milk after dinner, so he is going to leave first..."

After Ema, who has the translation skills of the second grade, explained, everyone finally realized it.But the young man still acted like a normal person, nodded calmly and continued: "After taking enough source of life liquid, I have to move in space to survey the environmental variables of the new base. task!"

The brothers who still couldn't understand what the boy was talking about turned their attention to Ema, and in an instant, Yalishan Da Ema touched the goose bumps that had been seen by eight pairs of eyes, and then explained bravely: "Nitz said wait After he finishes drinking the milk, he has to go upstairs and go back to the new room to familiarize himself with the environment, so we don't need to worry about him, just do our own thing."

After the boy took out a large bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank a book satisfied and left, Yachen, who had been watching the boy's movements with his chin resting from just now, said, "Nitz is so cute...it always makes me involuntarily It's a good thing to be so young..."

"Don't say that, Brother Yachen, you are very young." Ema continued, "When you stand with other brothers, you can tell that you are brothers at a glance. Unlike me, when I go shopping with Nitz occasionally Still being treated as a mother~"

Ema's exaggerated and humorous jokes amused all the brothers present, and the sense of alienation that they didn't know how to get close to each other and were always involuntarily polite was swept away.It was also from this moment that the brothers of different ages and hair colors finally accepted the fact that the new sister and brother joined the big family.

Although Igniz said that he wanted to go back to the new room to familiarize himself with the environment, he specifically found an excuse to come upstairs while everyone else was chatting in the restaurant, not to meet the squirrel Julie who was alone in the empty room. What the hell... Going back to your room or something is just an excuse.

The real goal of Sir Alpha Gerald's operation code-named "Speedy Raid" is Yusuke Asahina who built a secret room barrier on his own in an attempt to resist the arrival of Sir Alpha Gerald!

Wake up, damn redhead, it's time to start facing up!

When introducing the brothers at the dinner table just now, Yachen, who has mastered the ability to sell teammates unconsciously, has already introduced the rooms where all the brothers live.Although he didn't have the slightest interest in the matter of which floor or floor the other brothers lived in, Igniz took a little care and memorized Yusuke's house number.

#少年You are very thoughtful, do you want to learn to check the water meter with me? #

After taking the elevator to the floor where Yusuke was, Ignis, relying on his (self-proclaimed) strong photographic memory, went around the entire floor three times and checked every crack of the door. The shimmering light from inside confirmed that someone was inside!

After the truth, Yusuke lives here!

↑So you old man (self-proclaimed) what is the setting of the powerful memory that you can't forget...

After finding out where the enemy's base is, Igniz gave full play to his professionalism in checking the water meter, and while slapping Yusuke's door, he shouted loudly into the room: "Asahina Yusuke, don't Hiding inside without making a sound, I know you are at home! Come out! You have the ability to speak ill, and you have the ability to open the door! Open the door!"

↑No, how did the little goblin with a completely different painting style get in here!

The real situation is that Igniz, who successfully detected Yusuke's room, walked to the door, rang the doorbell, then cleared his throat and said in a low voice: "According to the ancient contract, at the moment when the moon and stars meet in the sky, from Visitors from hell have knocked on your door. Sinners with unforgivable sins, open the door of the Stone of Destiny, and there is still a chance to be forgiven by this king..."

Before the nagging young man could finish his lines that he had carefully prepared all night, Yusuke Asahina, who had a disheveled face and a tragic expression as if rushing to the execution ground, opened the door from the inside.

"Is it Nitz... come in." Yusuke reluctantly showed the boy a smile that was uglier than crying, "Look for me so late... is there something..."

After finishing these words, even Yusuke couldn't help but cast aside his hypocrisy.Clearly knowing that the young man must have come to settle accounts with him because of the bad things he said, but he still hoped that the other party would come to him with a fluke, in fact, he had other things...

But to Yujie's surprise, Igniz, who was more like the master than Yusuke, sat down on the bed after coming in, and he didn't look angry at all, and his expression was so calm that he seemed to be talking homely.

Just when Yusuke couldn't help but began to expect that the other party really came to talk to him, the young man who had been silently waiting for Yusuke to show his lucky expression said that it was the best time to deal a knowing blow to Yusuke The point is now!

Imagining how Yusuke would be shocked and shocked afterwards, the corner of the boy's mouth could not help but raise a cruel smile.Igniz, who was lazily lying on Yusuke's bed and looking at the ceiling just now, suddenly straightened his upper body, and said to Yusuke who was startled by him: "Since it's already so late, then I won't talk nonsense, and go straight to the point alright."

"Asahina Yusuke...you like Ema, don't you?"

After being suddenly attacked by the teenager and asked such a sensitive question, Yusuke, whose brain froze, was instantly at a loss for words, and retorted in a panic: "W-Where is there a secret love or something! You think too much!"

Although his mind was empty and he didn't know how to respond, but out of the shame of having his secret thoughts pierced by someone like a secret love, Yusuke still instinctively reacted faster than his mind and uttered rebuttals.

But Sao Nian, don't you know that speaking without going through the brain is doomed to tragedy!

Even though Yusuke had denied it immediately, a key word he accidentally revealed was captured by the keen young man.And it was this verb that Yusuke used subconsciously that became the trigger for his self-destruction of the Great Wall, which directly led to the collapse of the defense line.

"You used the word 'secret love' just now, right?" Just when Yusuke, who was about to cry without tears, realized that he had slipped his mouth and prayed that the boy didn't hear, Igniz dispelled Yusuke with cruel facts. A trace of fantasy, "I admit that I am secretly in love... Still don't want to admit that you like my sister?"

Yusuke never expected that his slip of the tongue would become the best evidence to prove his secret love for Ema.After being grasped by the young man triumphantly, Yusuke could only slump his shoulders and droop his head in frustration: "Okay, okay, I admit... I really have a crush on Ema, it's okay!"

"Hmph, you earthlings with fishy lips, when you see someone you have a crush on, you will blush so much that you can't even speak clearly. Are you so shy and shy, are you the little girl of your first love!"

Yusuke, who was mercilessly ridiculed by the boy, couldn't help but blushed, and retorted for his masculine dignity: "There's no shame! I just don't want to cause trouble to Ema because of this matter, so I have been silently liking She dared not say it!"

No matter how many excuses Yusuke can find for his #secret love in the heart hard to open# cowardly behavior, the boy has a trump card that can give Yusuke a fatal blow.

After hearing Yusuke's hard-fought defense, Igniz sneered and said, "Hey—so the specific way you silently like my sister is to catch my sister and speak ill of me every day?"

"Such as 'Igniz is a very carefree guy, changing girlfriends faster than changing clothes!', 'A half-hearted scum like him who plays with girls' feelings is the most abominable' These are all about you and my sister Did you say it?" The young man sneered, revealing one after another the dark history that could make Yujie's face blush.

"And "I heard that the golden retriever has a close relationship with the young teacher who just came to their class, and that teacher is also a man"? I can't see that your imagination is quite rich... After hearing this, my sister can't He chased after me nervously for a long time, and almost didn't complain to that teacher."

Yusuke was so ashamed by the black history repeated by the boy, his cheeks were as red as a freshly baked monkey butt, his head was almost buried in the ground, and he was holding his head and begging the boy for mercy , "Ah... Please don't say QAQ, I was wrong, you can punish me however you want, please don't repeat these things again!"

"Tsk, when you said these words in front of my sister, why didn't you think that today would happen."

Igniz jumped off Yusuke's bed, walked up to Yusuke who was squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, and lifted the blushing and hot face of the other party without hesitation, forcing Yusuke, who had no face to see anyone, to look at him .

The young man stared at the other party's shivering eyes, and continued to taunt: "Admit it, you speak ill of me in front of my sister because you are jealous? Ah, not to mention falling in love with my sister, but also treating my brother as my rival in love and being jealous. It's really too bad, too bad... Yusuke Ni-san~"

The juvenile's immature voice, which has not changed, has a soft and cute feeling. Being protracted by the juvenile's voice to call out Nissan should be a blissful thing, but Yusuke, who is lucky enough to enjoy this treatment, is ashamed I can't bear to look back, but feel tormented.

Falling in love with my younger sister and treating my younger brother as a love rival to smear every day, sounds too bad!

"Well, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense about these things, and neither will my sister." Seeing that Yusuke was so ashamed that he almost found a crack in the ground, Igniz accepted it as soon as he saw it. He changed his tone, "If I really hated that you were going to take revenge, I wouldn't be talking to you here alone."

After hearing the young man's words, Yusuke, who already felt that there was too much black history and hopeless in this life, suddenly saw the dawn of hope, excitedly held the young man's slender five fingers, and asked with shining eyes: "What do you mean?" Are you not angry with me? Are you going to pursue it?"

"Hmph, that's pretty much what it means. Although he's just a man with a fishy lip, since he's my brother in name, I won't bother with you for offense."

When Yusuke was moved to tears by these words, Igniz suddenly changed the topic, "But, you like my sister's thoughts, so accept it."

Yu Jie, who was just about to give the boy a hug, froze when he heard the words, and after being stunned for a long time, he asked in a daze, "Is this... a threat and an exchange?"

"No, this is my advice and reminder to you as a younger brother."

As soon as the voice fell, Igniz rushed towards Yusuke who was still wanting to refute with lightning speed, and blocked Yusuke's lips with his soft lips, and his lips and teeth pressed against each other. All the excuses are pushed back into the stomach.

Before Yusuke recovered from the extreme shock, the boy who made such an astonishing act of kissing his brother forcibly let go of the tight lips of the two, leaving only Yusuke still in a trance He relished the mellow milk aroma faintly seeping between his lips and teeth, but he still couldn't wake up from this sudden kiss.

After a while, Yusuke, who lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly, asked in a low voice, "What do you mean?"

"I just want to remind you that we are brothers now. Not only between me and you, but also my sister." The boy said casually, "Do you feel sick? If you are kissed by your brother And if you are angry, you might as well think about it when you have a crush on my sister, she is your sister now."

"Things that you can't even accept... don't you want to force the person you like to accept?"

After finishing speaking, the boy who turned over and got off the bed walked out towards the door neatly. After turning the door open with a 'creak' sound, the boy kept his back to Yusuke, lowered his eyelids and whispered something to the shocked Yusuke.

"If your so-called liking is only this level, then I am really disappointed."