Fake to destroy the world

When I first received the task of the world of "Gintama", Igniz once wondered if the main god Tian Tianlangxiao finally burned his brain out, so that he came up with such a task that was completely different from the previous style of painting.

What does it mean to prevent the protagonist from taking the route of a decadent and complaining uncle, and turn him into a hot-blooded and upright boy? !This is completely the opposite of what he used to do!

As a senior salesman working for the main god, Igniz said that he has seen a lot of male protagonists!Which anime of the hot-blooded male lead has he never been to?In Samurai Flamingo, the middle-aged Zhengyi who thinks he is a hero is better than those crooked mass-produced male protagonists. He talks and laughs happily with Zhengyi!

The main god, he wants to make some big news all day long, and last time he was asked to go to Girls Manga to mess with thirteen male protagonists.If he hadn't been as witty as he decisively chose the route of developing the heroine, this would have been a miserable ending with chrysanthemums all over the place.Forget it, the last time I went to destroy the world of girl comics, it still has something to do with the title, but this time I developed the decadent uncle into an upright boy or something, the style of painting has changed too much, okay?_(:з」∠) _.

To be honest, Igniz has done a lot of things like turning a hot-blooded boy into a decadent and complaining man, but it is really the first time for him to turn a decadent and complaining man into a hot-blooded and upright boy. .

After all, in anime, most of the male protagonists are going to save the world, recruit younger brothers and expand the harem. For example, "Gintama" directly uses decadent uncles as male protagonists. Igniz used to be really Haven't seen it.

To put it in a fashionable way, the author is absolutely full of love and malice towards the male protagonist Sakata Gintoki.Putting aside the normal path of the male protagonist who saves the world and picks up girls, he insists on making people in deficit every day, decadent and down, what a deep love this is!

Probably because Sakata Gintoki has done badly enough as a male protagonist, so Igniz, who has silver-haired aversion syndrome, is rare to be less malicious towards Gintoki.Although it is still quite unwelcoming in general, it can be counted as normal communication at any rate.

It has been mentioned before that if you want to destroy a world, like those villains who talk a lot of nonsense, it is not advisable to engage in a big battle and finally die in anger because they lost to the male lead.The so-called male lead is an unreasonable person who is loved by the author's parents. No matter how much advantage the villain can accumulate, the male lead can still be defeated "miraculously" after a group of pig teammates give away experience. The villain succeeds in saving the world.

So stepping on the corpses of the predecessors who died in rage, the great King Nitz decisively developed the scientific theory of "If you want to destroy the world, you have to play bad men".And according to this theory, dozens of upright male protagonists were ruined in a bloodless way, causing double-digit worlds to lose their male protagonists who saved them, and living in dire straits of being ravaged by villains every day.

↑The bacteria in the world are crying!The hero is his true love, warm oil Gong, you can't play the hero badly and leave him a bunch of villains!

Cough cough, let us get back to the topic from the crying of the world bacteria.In short, Igniz is quite handy when facing the traditional male protagonist who fights monsters and upgrades to be passionate and upright.But facing a male protagonist like Sakata Gintoki who has been a dead fish since he was a child, and is basically a joker except for being a little serious in battle, Igniz really has nothing to do.

It is precisely because the idea encountered this time is really difficult, so the witty Igniz decisively decided that such a powerful enemy on the opposite side can no longer be limited by the inherent thinking, and must be in close contact with the opponent before formulating a detailed battle Strategy will do!

↑To sum it up briefly, Nyx couldn't find a way to bring Silver Time back to the right path, so he decided to give up the treatment and see the situation...

Therefore, when I saw Sakata Gintoki and his group at the gate of the villa, Igniz's reaction was that he acted in his true colors without any special effects. It's definitely more real than the shampoo commercials filmed by the international superstar Tyrannosaurus rex!

After hearing the young boy's cool, handsome, domineering and tyrannical answer, Sakata Gintoki, who had a pretty good mental capacity, was also stunned. After a long while, he pointed at the boy's light golden hair and blue eyes. Asked: "But, but your appearance doesn't look like an ordinary human at all!"

"Baga, a fish-lipped earthling with silver hair and rabbit eyes, do you have the right to speak of me!"

The golden retriever whose head can be broken and bloody can never be humiliated. Gintoki Sakata's questioning resolutely angered Igniz, making the boy who was really handsome for less than three seconds instantly fall out of the state of high-end atmosphere and high-end pretentiousness. Angry at himself, the hateful Yinmao jumped up and said: "Hey, do you dare to look in the mirror before you speak! You have rabbit hair and rabbit eyes, are you a moon rabbit descending to earth or QB transformed into a human form! Dying black is ashamed to question the king!"

In front of him, the exalted and arrogant Jinfu Immortal suddenly turned into a boy next door with broken thoughts. Such a big difference broke the hearts of many warriors who could not help but be moved. , clutching the broken little heart that could never return to the past, Nei Niu said with a full face that he would never love again.

There was once a noble and glamorous aristocratic boy who appeared in front of them, making them want to kneel in front of each other and hug his thigh while shouting that he must be a boy so cute.But the noble and glamorous image that fascinated them could not even be maintained for a minute, but three sentences of effort exposed the nature of the fried hair and stupid cuteness...

Oh, life is already so difficult, why is reality so cruel?

Feeling tired and unloved, the barbarian warriors were sitting and doing push-ups in a frustrated and forward position, while Sakata Gintoki, who was criticized by name by the teenager, scratched his head and replied in a low voice after being stunned for a few seconds: "I This hair is natural...and it's naturally curly, so it's not a bad boy who goes to get a perm!"

"Hmph, this king is born with such handsome and charming brilliant blond hair!" Igniz imitated Yinshi's words not to be outdone, and blocked the other party's words, "However, a mere earthling dares to have such a beating Silverhair, you are truly a heinous sinner!"

After being repeatedly complained by the blond boy about the natural curly silver hair, Sakata Gintoki also got a little angry and shouted angrily: "Hey, you said "earthling" twice in a row, right? Right! You’ve used all the sayings of people on earth, don’t you still want to say that you’re not a celestial being!”

"Earthlings with fish lips, who told you that you can't use the term "earthlings if you are not a celestial being!" Igniz, who was also angry, continued to push back aggressively, "Hmph, this king is an earthling. Wang is an earthling who is willing to call you fish lips, if you refuse to accept it, come and bite me!"

This king is an earthling, but this king is an earthling who wants to talk about fish lips.

...So the idiot meant that he was actually stupid? !

Sakata Gintoki, who was deeply suspicious of this, looked suspiciously at the boy's expression again, but he couldn't see the slightest bit of self-deprecating meaning from the other's arrogant expression...

Sure enough, this golden-haired idiot scolded himself and didn't realize it!

Just when Sakata Gintoki felt that the embarrassment of embarrassment had completely disappeared because of this knowledge, his companion Lu Renyihao, who had already endured a stomachache from laughing, patted Sakata Gintoki on the shoulder, with a look of unbearable Looking at the expression on his face, he whispered to him: "Don't continue the topic of quarreling with him like elementary school students... Have you forgotten the original purpose of our coming here? Tell him about staying overnight!"

After hearing Lu Renyihao's words, Sakata Gintoki realized in shock that he had been led into a quarrel at the elementary school level by the blond boy, and he had completely forgotten the original intention of coming to visit!

After realizing that his IQ had been successfully lowered by the other party without knowing it, Sakata Gintoki couldn't help but feel a sense of nervousness towards this handsome blond boy who was able to lower his opponent's IQ to the same level as his own elementary school student. And relying on years of rich experience in quarreling among elementary school students to defeat his opponent, this boy is really a terrible enemy!

After silently expressing the horror of the other party in his heart, Sakata Gintoki, who finally remembered the purpose of his party, also adjusted his expression, and after putting on a serious look, he deeply talked with Igniz, who was still angry and aggrieved. I bowed deeply.

"The offense just now was really an unintentional mistake. Please forgive me... I am a warrior who passed by here, because the long-distance trek is really difficult. I hope you can take us in for a night and give us a place to stay."

After Sakata Gintoki bowed and apologized to the blond boy, the disillusioned samurai warriors all changed back to their previous serious appearance, bowed to Igniz as well, and said in unison: "Please, Your Excellency!" !"

Although more than 20 people bowed at the same time, the blond boy within the threshold didn't show the slightest helplessness or discomfort on his face, and he was as comfortable as a noble king who was born to be saluted.With a bit of confusion on his face, the young man repeated the original question again: "Who are the barbarian warriors?"

After being asked by the youth for the second time what a barbarian warrior is, even the barbarian warriors who have long been used to being beaten and scolded as street rats couldn't help but look at each other to figure out what was going on.

There have been experiences of being warmly received as heroes, and embarrassing incidents of being directly blasted away as broom stars, but no matter whether they are happy or disgusted after discovering that they are samurai warriors, they have a puzzled look like a teenager. Yes, not really.

As an armed organization that fights against the heavens and humans and is dedicated to driving them out, the Warriors of the Barbarians should be a name that can be well understood literally.Not to mention that after fighting with Heaven and Man until now, even the shogunate has issued a reward order to capture the samurai, so there will still be people who don't know what the samurai do?

Although the question of who the barbarian warrior is is full of doubts like the strange villa that appeared here at this time.But the apparent pure doubt on the young man's face has a kind appeal that makes people believe that he really doesn't know what a barbarian warrior is.

After subconsciously believing what the young man said, Sakata Gintoki made a brief self-introduction on behalf of his companions behind him, "We, the samurai, fight against the gods and humans, with the goal of driving them out of our country." Hardworking samurai."

"Oh, so that's the case. Why didn't you say that you were beating heaven and man earlier? If you made it clear earlier, there would be no such troublesome things." The skinny old man ordered, "Atu Bo, remove the defense mechanism at the door, it is no longer needed now, and it is okay not to shoot them into a pulp."

The skinny old man who was called Atubo by the blond boy turned around stiffly, and bowed deeply to the handsome young man who was still full of luxury when he was not talking, and then he didn't know where he was. After a bit of tinkering, there was a crisp sound of 'click' on the body.

After Atubo lifted the mechanism, Igniz moved his fingers towards the silver hour at the door with the gesture of teasing a kitten or a dog, and said proudly in a benevolent tone: "Hmph, since I sincerely beg the king That's right, the king is also very merciful, allowing you to stay overnight."

Although the self-talking young man turned around after saying this, it seemed that he wanted them to follow up, but the barbarian warriors who were completely frightened by the other party's previous sentence of "shooting into flesh" still haven't been able to do so. Gaining his strength, Sakata Gintoki, who was still in shock, couldn't help but ask the young man, "Hey, what do you mean by that mechanism..."

"Institution? It's no big deal, it's just a little trick." The blond young man who turned his back on the barbarian warriors snorted and replied, "If anyone wants to break in without my king's permission, they will be snapped by the institution at the door." Chirp and crush it into a meat paste, it's that simple."

The warriors who were frightened by the boy's description could not help but turn pale. Those who approached the threshold just now and almost stepped in looked at the threshold with lingering fear. Their eyes looked like wild beasts that wanted to choose someone to eat...

#麻麻, the snake spirit disease living in the wilderness is really scary! #