Fake to destroy the world

Seeing the back of the blond boy in brocade clothes walking farther and farther in front, Sakata Gintoki, who still had lingering fears about this threshold, couldn't help but stop the leaving boy and asked, "What mechanism are you talking about?" Has it really been withdrawn? Will we really not be crushed into meat after we step on the threshold!"

"Baga, I'm still struggling with this issue. Do you deserve to be called the barbarian warriors who fight against heaven and man?" Igniz turned around and looked at the fearful man standing at the door with contemptuous and disdainful eyes. The samurai shy away and dare not come in, and said with a sneer, "Let me tell you the truth, there is no such thing as a mechanism to crush people into flesh, and the one at the door is..."

Before the blond boy could finish his sentence, Gintoki Sakata rushed in angrily, ready to grab this bad guy and give him a good spanking ♂ to teach him a lesson.This guy said so himself, how could Yinshi not understand that his group was deceived by this little bastard with the appearance of an angel and the hobby of a devil!

But it's a pity that although Yinshi guessed that the beginning of crushing people into flesh was just a hoax, he failed to guess the ending of the trap on the threshold...

Just when Sakata Gintoki rushed towards the young man, wanting to beat this very underwhelming guy, an incalculable amount of white powder suddenly fell from the door rail. It turned out to be flour.

A large amount of flour that caused the entire space to be polluted by dust just stuck to Yinshi, who was stunned, and dyed Yinshi, who had a head of white hair and was wearing a samurai uniform, into a white-faced man from head to toe...

Igniz and the white-faced man who was stunned at the door stared back and forth for many times, and then spit out the second half of the sentence, "The one at the door is the trickster who sprinkled flour. That's all..."

Sakata Gintoki, who was unfortunately recruited and covered in flour all over his face, said that nothing is important anymore.

But, there's only this little bastard, he'll definitely get him out and spank him! ! !

Looking at Sakata Gin who had entered the true white Yaksha mode, the other samurai warriors laughed loudly without companion love, and the haze and fear of being defeated by the Celestial Battleship before were swept away unconsciously.Seeing Yin, who was really glaring at the young man like a Yaksha with a ferocious expression, the barbarian warriors who laughed so hard that their stomachs ached hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the real white Yaksha.

"Let go of me, I'm going to fight him to the death today!" Sakata Gintoki, who was held up by his companions, struggled, trying to break free from the pull of his companions to find the one who was still clutching his stomach and laughing. The little bastard stopped desperately, "I don't care about anything anymore, and no one can stop me. If I don't clean up this bastard today, I will change my name to Sakata Kintoki!!!"

The samurai fighters who got pleasure and posture from the incident of Gintoki's transformation into Mashiro Yasha, of course, would not let the angry Gintoki conflict with the boy.After all, judging from the current situation, this blond boy with a bit of childishness would probably be the biggest benefactor they had ever met.If the benefactor is beaten up violently, where will they go to spend the night and eat and drink?

So for the benefit of the organization, Yinsang would trouble you to sacrifice your image to entertain the public!

↑Hey, they seem to have exposed something unknowingly...

"Okay, if you don't want to be covered with flour next time, come in quickly. This mechanism will automatically fill the flour, and the flour in the box will be filled again in about 10 minutes."

Igniz was amused by the fact that the whole body of the white fur turned white. He squatted on the ground covering his stomach and laughed for a long time before recovering. The barbarian warriors who were still pestering at the door said: "It's almost dark, are you going to stay overnight in the mountains?"

After hearing the young man's words, the barbarian warriors who were still snickering at Zhenbai Yasha immediately corrected their expressions, and walked coquettishly into the villa with a vigorous posture, as if they were about to be locked behind the door It's like you can't get in from outside.

Igniz was also shocked by the unscrupulous behavior of the barbarian warriors scrambling to be the first to push each other. Are these people the barbarian warriors who beat heaven and man, or are they going to sweep into the village to snatch fat pigs for the New Year? Thieves and bandits?

The more Igniz thought about it, the more frightening he looked at Sakata Ginshi, who was walking in behind the barbarian warrior, and couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation for a moment: In such a bandit team whose integrity has become a rare commodity, Will the upright boy degenerate into a decadent uncle be far behind?

Why does Emma think that this is a matter of laughing and laughing together for a day or two, and will be assimilated into a decadent uncle in a blink of an eye!

Igniz, who was deeply aware of the arduous task, was silent, and only after he had a close contact with the prostitutes in the Gintama world who threw away their integrity as a burden, he could deeply feel how difficult this task is. .

Feeling that the content of the mission was frantic, Igniz couldn't help but give Sakata Gintoki a look of "You've worked hard".He used to think that Sakata Gintoki was the one who degenerated into a decadent uncle, but judging from the current interpersonal environment... the young man can only praise: you can still live with integrity when surrounded by such unscrupulous companions, it is really admirable !

In order to express his admiration for Yinshi, who is still barely considered an upright boy, Igniz asked the white-faced man very sincerely: "Dear Mr. Baimao, are you going to take a hot bath first?" Are you going to eat again, or are you going to pull off the flour on your body and eat it for dinner, and use your tongue to take a bath for yourself?"

Seeing the blond boy's seemingly sincere but smug smile, Gintoki clenched his fists again and wanted to give the bastard a good beating.But looking at the eyes of the companions around who were shining fiercely and posing "If you dare to betray the revolution, we will beat you", Yinshi, whose moral balance has not yet turned negative, can only humbly whisper: "I want to take a bath first. "

"So everyone? Do you want to go to the hot spring to take a bath to relieve your fatigue?" Igniz turned his head and asked the other barbarian warriors, "The hot springs in Shenna are very famous in this country, if it is not here The hot spring is really comfortable enough, and I will not build a villa here."

The flattered warriors directly ignored the second half of the young man's aggressive words, and replied to the first half of the question: "In this case, let's bother with Yinshi..."

"Ah Shui Bo, go and prepare the guests for the hot springs." Igniz clapped his hands in the eyes of others, but he felt very strong in himself, and ordered to the empty front, " After the preparations are complete, you can inform Uncle Ahuo to prepare dinner for 30 people."

When the warriors were wondering who the boy was talking to, the skinny old man, who was elusive and had no sense of presence, appeared in front of the boy again with a hood covering his head. before.

Ah Shuibo, who looked completely indistinguishable from the Atubo at the door in terms of his attire, bowed deeply to the young man, his face covered by the hood made a "click click" sound as a response, and then walked to Sakata In front of the group, Yinshi made a gesture of invitation to them.

At the beginning, I didn’t feel much when I was sent away by the young man smiling and waving his hands, but after more than ten minutes of walking along the winding path of the mountain village with the silent A Shuibo, the barbarian warriors faintly sensed that something was wrong. place.

When I saw the outline of this villa in the distance... It seems that the area should not be so large?

And judging from such a huge area and such exquisite decorations, not to mention human figures along the way, not even a single extra sound can be heard... Isn't this a bit too strange?

Reminiscent of the handsome blond boy who is not like a mortal at all and those weird old men who don't speak a word, many warriors who are in awe of the gods and ghosts have been so frightened that their legs are weak, even Sakata Gintoki This is called White Yaksha who grew up among the dead and has always been a person who does not believe in ghosts and gods.

When he was in front of the blond boy, Gintoki hadn't noticed anything wrong because of that guy's strange affinity that made people want to believe involuntarily.But after leaving that guy's side, the sense of disobedience that had been worrying Yinshi before all came out all at once.

... No matter how you think about it, this place is really weird!

There is no place for human habitation within a few miles, why is there such a magnificently decorated villa?And according to the blond boy, he built the villa here because the hot springs here are famous, but in Gintoki's memory, they have never heard of a hot spring resort named Shenna!

What's even more strange is that such a villa was built because of the reason of wanting to soak in hot springs, so the young man who is the owner of the villa should also be a high-ranking nobleman, right?But there is no such thing as a great nobleman with blond hair and blue eyes, such a prominent feature that he will never forget once he has seen it!

After the Yiyi warriors stopped one after another and stopped moving forward, Ah Shuibo, who was leading the way in front of the warriors, also stopped, turned his head and looked at the warriors with creepy inorganic eyes, as if he was waiting Then they continue to follow up and walk together.

When many of his companions were frightened by the strange silence at this time, Sakata Gintoki had no choice but to shoulder the heavy responsibility of negotiating with Uncle Ah Shui. After swallowing his saliva nervously, Gintoki spoke to most The skinny old man with his face covered in a hood asked, "Is there no one else here?"

Even after being questioned by Yinshi, Ah Shuibo, who had been silent all the way, had no intention of speaking, but continued to stare at the barbarian warriors with deadly eyes that made people dare not look directly at them. It's like not preparing to take any action after coming up.

Just as the warriors were getting hairy from A Shuibo's stare and their backs were covered with goosebumps, a suspicious voice of a young man came from behind them.

"Hey? How did you come here?" Igniz, who was wearing a blue and white striped bath towel on his shoulders, came over, and showed a puzzled expression to the group of barbarian warriors who followed Ah Shuibo and played silently. , "I thought you guys had already arrived at the bathing place... What's the matter?"

Although the warriors who were fighting against the barbarians just now felt that this villa was so weird that they had hit a ghost, but the strange thing is that with the appearance of the blond boy, the creepy feeling in their hearts was swept away.Yin Shi, who heard the young man's question, just turned around to explain, but was shocked by the handsome young man in front of him with a completely new style of painting.

Different from the boy who looked luxurious in brocade clothes (when he was not talking) before, now he has changed into a blue bathrobe, which can cover two slender white thighs half-covered and half exposed, but In an instant, there was a sense of surprise that the blood spurted and the sound of breathing became thicker.

Probably the Japanese-style yukata naturally has the setting of selling meat. Even though the boy has already tied the blue yukata around his body with a loose belt, the beautiful collarbone and fair skin that can be seen from the open neckline still silently seduce It catches the sight of people wanting to explore deeper.

Even the upper body covered by the yukata was like this, let alone the lower body whose fabric only reached the thighs.There is no trace of fat on the beautifully lined calves with a bit of youthful youthfulness, but the two long legs that have begun to show slender bones make people have to feel the tall and good figure that this child will definitely have in the future.Especially the part above the legs that is bounded by the hem of the bathrobe and the belt, half concealed and half hidden, just from the vague outline, one can guess how perfect and charming the waist line of the boy is.

But fortunately, the current Sakata Gintoki is still an upright and good-natured young man, and he has not degenerated into a salty wet uncle who wants to yoooo loudly when he sees a cute boy.Although the companions behind me were so startled that their nosebleeds were about to come out, Yinshi was still able to put on a serious expression on my face and said, "They are too tired from walking, so they want to rest where they are... "

Hearing Yin Shi's excuse for being so frustrated, the other warriors vomited blood and collapsed.A man can say anything, but he can't say no, you understand!

"That's right, then you guys take your time to rest, I'll go to the hot spring first." Igniz shrugged his shoulders at the dignified Sakata Gintoki and the blood-stained samurai warriors, and walked past them.

It wasn't until the young man walked up to Ah Shuibo who was still standing there silently, that he thought he remembered something, patted his forehead and said to the barbarian warriors: "By the way, if there is anything that needs to be conveyed, You have to say to Ah Shuibo first to "open the communication link" before I can receive it. I can't hear what I just complained to Ah Shuibo, and it's useless to complain to Ah Shuibo who can't speak. ~"

As soon as Igniz finished speaking, Lu Renyihao, who secretly wiped off the nosebleed, stretched out Erkang's hand to the back of the boy in bathrobe, and said with a righteous face: "Wait, we've had enough rest. , please take us to the hot spring together! We don’t need A Shuibo anymore!”

Unlike other stupid companions who are still immersed in the small theater of stripping clothes in their heads, Lu Renyihao, as a gentleman who sold his integrity and lower limit together, has a keen vision of far-sightedness.The other samurai warriors were still reminiscing about the vaguely revealing scene of the boy in the bathrobe, but Lu Renyihao had already imagined something more ♂♂♂deep than this.

What are they going to do?Take a bath in the hot springs!

What is the boy going to do?Or take a bath in the hot springs!

Everyone is soaking in hot springs, isn’t that just bathing together~(≧▽≦)/~

There is already a shared bathing play, so can picking up soap play be far behind! !

So the witty Lu Renyihao immediately used the hand of Erkang of LV99 on the young man, and pulled back the young man who was about to go to the hot spring alone, and said with a sincere and touching expression: "Let's go together!"

From the perspective of this era, Lu Renyihao is also a very handsome young man.The wheat-colored skin is full of healthy vitality, and the straight nose bridge and correct facial features give people a reliable sense of decency.There are also deep black eyes under the two sword eyebrows, the unfathomable blackness and the elusive luster in them add a bit of wisdom to him.

But it's a pity that the rippling smile on Lu Renyihao's face at this time completely betrayed his inner activities.As the saying goes, a relationship is born from the heart, although Lu Renyihao has tried his best to put on a sincere expression, but as a professional actor who cuts heaven and earth and fights the five scum, the sense of sight of brother pig that is so expressive on his face still deeply betrays him.

After hearing Lu Renyihao's invitation, Igniz was very moved, and then rejected him with a gratified smile: "This is not possible, my open-air bath can't accommodate so many people, we have no chance to bathe together gone."

"As for letting me accompany you to the ordinary bathhouse to soak in the hot spring together..." The smiling blond boy suddenly changed his expression, and showed the arrogance and contempt when he first met Lu Renyihao, who was looking forward to it, "It's delusional to let this The king and you share the same bathing place, just for this crime of disrespect, you should be punished by being crushed!"

Lu Renyihao, who was frightened into tears by the young man with a fine score: Mama, I don’t dare to provoke the seductive-looking snake spirit anymore QAQ...