Fake to destroy the world

The barbarian warriors were all overwhelmed by the cruel fact that they could not bathe together. When they came to their senses, the boy in the bathrobe had gone nowhere, and the only ones left in front of them were the Ah Shuibo is as silent as a dead man.

The discouraged samurai could only look forward to seeing each other again in the hot spring baths, and at the same time took steps to keep up with A Shuibo in front of them.However, when the barbarian warriors came to the open-air bathing place in the villa with little hope in their hearts, they were given a second fatal injury by the cruel reality, and they fell to the ground and could not recover.

VIP single-room bath... Why the hell is he still using VIP single-room baths in his villa!

The director has a snake spirit here!The snake spirit who used the budget of the film crew to do evil!It’s fine to build a mountain villa just to soak in the hot springs, but what kind of trouble is it to separate VIP single-room bathing areas after building the villa?This is simply trying to die!

When the physically and mentally exhausted warriors finally recovered from the blow, and enjoyed the hot spring in the bath to relieve the fatigue of the days of running, it was finally time to reward their already hungry stomachs.

After the barbarian warriors came out of the bathing place one after another, they threw away the tattered samurai uniforms and replaced them with brand new samurai uniforms that A Shuibo prepared for them, and got them from A Shuibo who was waiting at the exit of the bathing place A boy's note.

Hmm... How should I say this note? Judging from the paper material of the letterhead and the exquisite and elegant patterns on it, this is undoubtedly a very high-end note.But once the closed note was opened, and the rotten characters inside were exposed, which were comparable to a dog crawling and even worse than a three-year-old child...

At the same time, the Yiyi warriors who put on their deep expressions looked at me and I looked at you, and then they all said in unanimous agreement that it is indeed a profound truth to say that words are like people!

It's the same as when a boy doesn't talk or blow his hair, he still looks very aggressive, cool and flirtatious. In fact, if you don't open this note, it still looks very interesting, doesn't it!

Why do you have to open it cheaply!Why do you have to talk cheaply to tease teenagers with fried hair? We obviously only need to look at these beautiful angels with an attitude of appreciation. Why do we have to understand how angels become bald chickens after losing their hair! !

After being dealt a severe blow by the noble young man with a single-handed dog-climbing word, the disillusioned warriors were exhausted physically and mentally. whet their appetites.

Looking at the blond boy in brocade clothes again at the head of the long table, the feeling of regret in the hearts of the barbarian warriors became even deeper.Once a teenager in a seductive bathrobe walked past them, but they didn't take the opportunity to take a second look.When it's too late to regret now, people have wrapped themselves up like zongzi, and the outlines can't be seen!

↑Hey, what does it mean to be wrapped like a zongzi?If you say that, you'll cry in that high-end outfit that looks so airy!

"Amubo, take the guests to your seat." The blond boy at the head of the long table nodded to the skinny old man who brought everyone, and then said to the warriors who were fighting against the barbarians with a reserved smile, "Everyone has worked hard to fight against the heavens and man, I don't have anything to offer here, except Ah Huo Bo's cooking skills are quite exquisite. I hope you will be satisfied with today's dinner reception."

As the young man's voice fell, the skinny old man who had been standing in the shadow of the chair behind the young man came out, and nodded his head to the savage warriors who were completely stunned. After saying hello, he silently retracted the young man's chair in the shadows behind.

wait wait wait!The one who brought them here was not Ah Shui Bo who took them to the bathing place before, but another Ah Mu Bo who suddenly appeared?

It was Atubo who opened the door for them, Ashubo who took them to the bathing place to prepare the hot spring bath, Ahuobo who was said to be a good cook, and Amubo who brought them back to the restaurant...

How many uncles are there in your family?Water, fire, earth and wood are all complete, are you going to gather another Ajinbo to make it complete with gold, wood, water, fire, earth and five elements!

"Ah la? You also guessed it? There is indeed another Ajinbo." Igniz, who was seated at the main seat, had a panoramic view of the different expressions of the barbarian warriors on both sides of the long table, as if he could read minds. Yingying smiled and said, "Ajinbo, come out and say hello to the guests."

Unlike the position where Uncle Ahuo came out from the left side behind the boy's chair just now, this time the skinny old man who also wore a hood came out from the right side.After Ajinbo, who was completely indistinguishable from the other four uncles in appearance, walked out, he nodded at the barbarian warriors who looked like they were constipated, and then shrank back.

"Atubo is in charge of all the organs and traps in the villa, Ashubo is in charge of daily water use and hot spring baths, Ahuobo is in charge of cooking in the kitchen, and Amubo is in charge of all the decorations inside the villa," Igniz said. He picked up a cup of milky white liquid and took a sip, then said leisurely to the barbarian warriors, "The five uncles of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth are the five heavenly kings that this king sits down."

↑Oh no, what a shameful setting of the second grade, King Nitz, wake up!

Although most of the barbarian warriors were overwhelmed by the oncoming Zhong Er Qi, there were still some who were still in the middle of the heart and shouted at the blond boy very seriously: "Why do you only talk about water and fire?" Four civil engineers? And what does Ajinbo who just showed up do, you haven’t introduced him yet!”

"Hmph, I guess you don't want to see what Ajinbo is responsible for." Igniz showed an arrogant smile, "Use a heavy hammer and a sharp knife to kill all the rude people who offend the king. Grinding it into meat, this is Ajinbo's job... Well, this king sees that you are a young man with a lot of ideas, do you want to experience it?"

The young man full of thirst for knowledge was decisively frightened by the bloody smile of the King of Nitz, he shrank his neck and backed away, never daring to have the slightest doubt about the King.Just when the boy nodded in self-indulgent satisfaction and was about to announce the official start of the dinner, Sakata Gintoki, who had been silent since entering the restaurant, suddenly spoke.

"Although I am very grateful that you took us in when we were down and gave us a place to stay, but now from the perspective of entertaining guests, these hospitality are really grand and a bit strange."

Sakata Gintoki stood up from the chair, looked at the blond boy on the main seat with sharp eyes, and asked word by word: "Can I know, what is your reason for doing this?"

After Sakata Gintoki opened up the words that everyone knew but tacitly refused to mention, the brisk atmosphere that was still permeating among the people just now disappeared.By coincidence, the warriors who put on a solemn look, also waited for the other party's answer with the attitude of waiting for the boy to give a formal answer.

"Hmph, that's why you say you're really a fish-lipped earthling, and you can't even see such an obvious reason." Even though more than 20 people watched silently together, Igniz didn't feel uncomfortable and flustered. Raising Erlang's legs, he raised his eyebrows at Yinshi who was leading the way, and asked, "When did the King Encier come in?"

Yinshi replied in a deep voice: "After learning that we are warriors fighting against the heavens and humans."

"That's right, it is precisely because you are the barbarian warriors fighting against heaven and man that this king treats you like a guest." Igniz calmly took another sip of milk before Suddenly he turned his face and said with a smile, "As long as you are fighting against heaven and man, you can receive the courtesy of this king. If you can achieve results in the battle against heaven and man, it is not impossible to provide you with more support."

"For example, advanced weapons."

After finishing speaking, the boy snapped his fingers, and then the skinny old man who was elusive quickly appeared beside the boy - facing the warriors with a heavy machine gun on his hands.

...The heavy machine gun held by Ajinbo at this time was something that the warriors who were fighting against barbarians were very familiar with, and at the same time they hated it very much.After all, before the heavenly beings used the sky warships to bomb them, this unnamed heavy machine gun was the source of the nightmare that took away countless companions.

To put it bluntly, in terms of the distance between Ajinbo and the barbarian warriors, Ajinbo, who is armed with a heavy machine gun, can shoot all the warriors to pieces before they rush to him. .

The barbarian warriors pointed at by Ajinbo's heavy machine gun obviously also knew the power of this weapon, and their expressions changed suddenly, and they all stood up and pressed their hands on the handle of the knife.

Obviously, there is no difference between the barbarian warriors now and the situation that they will be wiped out by the Ajinbo regiment at any time before, but it seems that holding the handle of the knife can bring them great strength, and they dare to face the chief seat. The blond boy asked sharply, "What do you mean!"

"Relax, I don't have any malicious intentions, otherwise you won't be able to step into the gate of my villa alive." Igniz shrugged at the tense warriors, "This is just a small demonstration, if you can Show the courage to fight against heaven and man, then I can also provide you with a large number of such weapons."

After hearing the young man's words, among the samurai fighters, some young and passionate ones couldn't help but slapped the table and got angry, "Are you insulting us!? A samurai doesn't need any weapons other than the katana sword! Let alone this Dirty celestial weapon!!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't need weapons. I can provide you with reports, support, supplies, and armor." Although some of the warriors who fought against the barbarians were already furious, Igniz still smiled as if he hadn't been infected by anger. "I'm just proving to you that I have what it takes to support you."

When the disgruntled barbarian warrior wanted to continue arguing with the young man, Sakata Gintoki grabbed his impulsive companion and asked the blond boy who was still sitting on the chair: "This weapon is in heaven and man. Among them, it should only be used by high-level military officers, where did you get this weapon? You said it can be provided in large quantities?"

"Hmph, I already guessed it. Now that you have already realized something, then there is no need for me to continue to hide it."

Before he could exchange more than ten sentences normally, Igniz fell into the state of middle school and couldn't extricate himself.Obviously Sakata Gintoki just asked him a normal question, but the result seemed to trigger a certain strange setting of the boy, making the boy who was sitting on the chair just now jump on the dining table, covering his right eye with one hand and making a gesture. A new posture that I can't bear to look at.

"Hahahahahaha, just as you guessed, this king is known as the Four Heavenly Kings of Darkness, the Heavenly Dao Congregation!" After reading the unclear self-introduction with a shameful gesture and a low tone, Ignis Intoxicated in his own performance, he gave 32 likes for such a high-end, foreign-style self.

Although I don’t know what the Four Heavenly Kings of Darkness and the Daoists of Heaven are, they sound like very powerful fighters against barbarians:  …

Sakata Gintoki, who had to hold his forehead because of the boy's shameful performance, sighed, and felt that the idea that he thought he could communicate normally with this guy was really broken.

Forgetting the Four Heavenly Kings of Darkness and the Heavenly Daoists, which sound very unrealistic, Yinshi chose a more realistic question, "Well, since we don't want to answer the source of the weapon, we won't ask any more. It's just a little , can you tell us why you want to fund people who fight against the heavenly beings? Judging from your conditions...sorry, I can't imagine that you are also the kind of person who is oppressed by the heavenly beings and harbors resentment."

"Hmph, how dare a mere celestial being talk about oppressing this king? It really deserves death!" Igniz, whose body was covered with the buffs of the second class, smiled proudly, "This king wants to drive the celestial beings from the earth. It's because I don't like them very much!"

Sakata Gintoki, who was galloping past with ten thousand grass-mud horses in his heart: ...Your Majesty, do the gods know that you are so hung up!

"The earth is a very beautiful place, that's why I chose to build a villa here to enjoy the beauty of the countryside." Igniz, who had been unable to save himself by taking medicine alone, closed his eyes and said intoxicatedly, " The fragrant wild flowers, the boundless wilderness and the beasts that come and go between the mountains and forests, this is such a place that makes people linger and forget to return!"

Yinshi: ...Oh, if you don't come from the wilderness you described, I can't burn the emotion of lingering and forgetting to go back!

"However, after a large number of celestial beings broke into the earth, the pure beauty of the blue star was destroyed." The blond boy who was still indulging in memories just now said with a frown, "A low-level planet full of primitive beauty like this is not It is suitable for the emergence of high-tech products, and the celestial beings driving the battleships and spaceships are the culprits who completely destroyed the beauty of the blue star!"

"That's why this king absolutely cannot tolerate this group of low-level creatures continuing to spoil here. We must drive out all the heavenly beings! Everything is for the sake of purifying the beautiful blue world!"

Yinshi: ...Your Majesty, do you have a background in pyramid schemes?This advertisement is quite similar to the salesman who came to my house to promote Amway before!