Fake to destroy the world

"Hey, hey, I really didn't expect to see you here. It really surprised me so much."

In the majestic and solemn conference room, the alien old man who was the first outside the round conference table saw the blond boy walking in, narrowed his eyes and expressed the above emotion.

After hearing the emotion of the bald alien old man, another tall alien sitting beside him also turned his head.And instead of shifting the line of sight by twisting the body, but without knowing the position of the shoulders and upper body, the slender head was turned behind by turning the neck 180 degrees.

"I didn't expect that Yu would see Lord Alpha Gero here one day. After suffering such a miracle, Yu must have the capital to show off in front of others." The tall and slender The green alien who seems to have evolved from snakes said so, and the narrow vertical snake pupils shone with interest, "I just don't know if I am lucky enough to know that the big Alpha Gero can come to the regular meeting in person." What is the reason?"

In this dimly lit small meeting room, the round table in the middle of the room is obviously the most conspicuous decoration.Around this conference table, which seemed to be modeled after a round table conference in the history of a certain human country, twelve white jade thrones were placed in perfect proportions like the dividing lines of numbers on a clock.

Here is the meeting place of the Heavenly Daoists nicknamed "Gaotianyuan". It is also the place where the twelve most respected Heavenly Daoists reached a consensus and secretly manipulated the shogunate to rule the earth.

Even though that is the case, in fact, on top of the twelve thrones in this meeting room, there are only seven aliens with different appearances and shapes.Among the five vacant seats, except for Igniz, a paddling soy sauce party who has not attended the meeting for thousands of years, the other four are not interested in this regular meeting, so they directly abstained from participating.

As the Heavenly Daoists, who can be called the big boss team behind the scenes in the Gintama world, it is naturally impossible to hold meetings every day like a certain dynasty where bureaucracy prevails.In addition to the emergency seminars held temporarily due to emergencies, this mysterious meeting room will only welcome one regular meeting of the Heavenly Daoists every week.

But it is such a weekly meeting, not everyone will be willing to attend.After all, the shogunate is still under their control, and the barbarian warriors who have never been looked down upon by the Heavenly Daoists have also fled in disarray. At this stage, there is no need for all the Heavenly Daoists to come to a consensus. .

And it was precisely this regular meeting that made the four Heavenly Daoists so lacking in interest that they couldn't give up coming, but it attracted Igniz, who hadn't been out for thousands of years, in a daze.It is inevitable that such a result that is too different from the previous practice will arouse the curiosity of others.

Even though he was stared at by seven pairs of eyes of different shapes, the young man walked around them grandly and walked to his own throne. After sitting down honestly, he put his hands on his chest and raised his eyebrows and asked: "You The theme of today's regular meeting is to figure out the mood of this king and guess why this king came here?"

"Your words are too much to wait for. How can I and other ordinary people guess the thoughts of Sir Alpha Gero." The snake alien covered his mouth with his sleeve and laughed, "Even now Yu Ye still hasn't been able to figure out what the purpose of Master Alpha Gero's visit to Earth is."

After hearing the words of the snake-like alien, the old alien man who spoke first also laughed in a hoarse voice, "If you can understand his thoughts, then it is not the most mysterious way of behavior recognized by the universe. Mr. Alphagero. Are you right, Mr. Osmond?"

"That's right, that's right. As Sir Conrad said, Yu's self-speculation is really too stupid, and he is doomed to be futile..."

"Let's stop here for the meaningless flattery." The alien with a head of lush golden hair that looked like a lion interrupted the conversation between Osmond and Conrad, saying: Looking inquiringly at the young man who hadn't spoken much until now, "It just so happens that there are no important things to deal with in today's regular meeting. Why don't you explain your reason for coming?"

"I hate being shortened by my last name as much as I hate being called by my first name."

Igniz shifted his gaze to the lion-like alien, his eyes as blue as the sky were faintly flickering with scarlet blood, "Put away your disrespectful titles, and apologize to the king with your hands on the ground. There is an opportunity to pardon your disrespect."

"This set of house-playing games is nothing more than playing with those fleas in your villa. When it comes to the Heavenly Dao meeting, does Qing Jie think that we will hold you and continue to mess around?" Lion-like alien Apparently, he didn't take Igniz's threat, but instead sneered and said, "If Mr. Jie Luo doesn't want to say it, I have something to share with you—"

"I had close contact with those human beings who were called warriors who fought against barbarians, and they gave orders seven times in a row to let other celestial beings go to death. Just as a child's house-playing game, Qing Jie didn't feel that he was Are you playing too much?"

As the lion-type alien's voice fell, the harmonious atmosphere where Yan Yan was flirting with each other just now became stiff instantly.Especially the snake-like alien and the alien old man who were still beaming just now—that is, Osmond and Conrad, the two slippery heads who are smearing oil everywhere, they just look at their noses, noses, noses, and minds like sitting in meditation. not moving.

Just as there is a strict hierarchical distinction between heaven and man due to power, even among heavenly beings who are relatively at the same level, there are differences between who is strong and who is weak.

For example, among the four members of Tiandao who were absent from the regular meeting today, three of them did not like the meeting itself because their subordinates were not as powerful as others and did not have much say in key meetings, so they could not come to the regular meeting Of course it won't come.

And the Heavenly Daoist group other than the three is the leader of the heavenly beings with one of the most powerful forces on the earth now, but any important meeting would not be able to go on without him.So today, if he didn't come to this regular meeting with nothing to do, he was actually putting on airs and deliberately showing his differences from other people.

Members of the Heavenly Dao, such as Osmond and Conrad, were able to get in because of their business success, relationship and interpersonal commitment.It's not like they don't know the masters of galaxies near the solar system, but they are completely different concepts when they are willing to come forward to support them at ordinary times and willing to send troops to support them at critical times. Without guns, they are naturally guilty, and they usually try their best to fight well with others. relationship, and will definitely not easily offend other members of the Tiandao group who hold real power.

And the lion-like alien who is now picking on Igniz is also a celestial leader with considerable influence on the earth. Because of the lack of resources and harsh conditions on the first star, they have gradually been unable to live. Almost all their families moved to the earth.

It is precisely because behind him stands the entire group that needs his protection, so he has always appeared at the meeting with a tough and resolute attitude, and he must not leave the impression that he is weak and deceitful to others.Someone like a young man who can be one of the Heavenly Daoists just because of his power behind him, and who has been absent all the time, is the natural enemy that stimulates his sensitive self-esteem and feels that he is being compared.

So taking advantage of today's chance that Ignis had a sudden brain attack and came to attend the regular meeting, the lion-type alien decided to give him a hard face, to let this arrogant guy understand who is the one and only on earth dominate!

↑Actually, the one who said the same thing did not come today, no matter how happy you dance, you will be the second child of ten thousand years...

Following the words of the lion-like alien, all the other Heavenly Dao members turned their heads and waited for Igniz's response.And the young man who finally came to the Tiandao meeting like a charity did not disappoint them at all. He stood up leisurely, put his hands on the round table and narrowed his eyes at the lion-like alien, "Stupid heavenly being, now If you apologize, you still have the last chance to be pardoned by the king."

The young man's unsalty words successfully angered the lion-like alien, causing the circle of golden hair like a lion's mane on his head to burst into anger.Today he was here to find fault, so why is he still afraid that this little white-faced star will fail!

"Mr. Jie Luo, pay attention to your words! I am a member of the Dao of Heaven just like you, and I am not the same soft persimmon as those low-level celestial beings who were played to death by you as toys!" Igniz is not the only one who would Slapping the table, the lion-like alien said that he can also slap the table, and he can also slap the table, which is better than the other party. "You are the one who needs to apologize! And if you are wrong before the joint fight If you explain how the samurai entrapped heaven and man, I will propose to disqualify you from participating in the conference today!"

"...Hey, you are very good. After so many years, you are the first person who can make this king really angry."

In the middle of the boy's light blond hair, the second dull hair is slowly standing upright.Igniz opened his half-closed eyes, and a circle of blood-colored lines appeared around the blue eyes, "I want the king to apologize and give an explanation? Do you want to disqualify the king from attending the meeting? Who is it?" It gave you the courage to talk to this king in such a tone... Inferior fool!"

After seeing the second hair on the boy who had only one hair on his head, the snake alien Osmond fell into a state of thought.When the blood light flickering on the edge of the boy's blue eyes was solidly visible, Osmond couldn't help but shudder, and then when everyone's eyes were attracted by the two people in the confrontation, he secretly Climbed under the round table and hid.

Alpha Gero's second dull hair and red eyes... If his prediction is correct, there will definitely be a bloodbath in the future!

Although it was the lion-type alien who appeared to provoke the young man on purpose, judging from the current results, it seems that the lion-type alien was first annoyed by Igniz and lost his composure.The furious lion-like alien pulled out the big knife that displayed his force, pointed at the young man whose expression had not changed significantly until now, and shouted angrily: "If you don't apologize, your insult to my family will definitely make you Pay back with the scarlet blood that bleeds all over the ground!", ↑No, even if Igniz is really cut by you, it will only flow milky white milk...

If it's just a conflict, the other Heavenly Daoists will also be happy to see his achievements and watch it.But seeing that the lion-type aliens seemed to have started a real fire and wanted to fight directly, the other Heavenly Daoists also hurriedly got together to do the work of persuading the fight.If these two people really had a direct conflict at the Tiandao regular meeting, then there would be too many troubles to follow up.

Unlike the well-informed Osmond who hid directly under the table, Conrad hadn't been able to recognize the meaning of the two stupid hairs standing on the boy's head for a while, so he would still be thinking about following the lion The alien-like people calmly persuaded the fight, asking the opponent to put down the butcher knife and immediately become a Buddha.

Aside from Osmond who had already hid under the table, three of the other five members of the Heavenly Dao were actually persuading the lion-like alien to put the overall situation first and not to be impulsive. One, I still flattered Igniz so that my lord would have a lot to forget about it...

Of course, although there are four Heavenly Daoists who are trying their best to persuade the lion-like alien and Igniz to fight, there is still one person who has been sitting still and not moving a bit. .

Three of the five came to stop him. From the perspective of a lion-like alien, such an obvious difference in treatment is almost slapping him in the face and saying that the power behind him is stronger than him. Don't be unconvinced and quickly kneel down Come down and kiss your ass.Regardless of whether there is such a meaning in the behavior of other Heavenly Daoists, anyway, in the eyes of the lion aliens, there is.

So furious, the lion-like alien swat away the three skinny aliens standing in front of him with the back of his knife, then brandished a big knife and roared at the young man, "Just such a person who has nothing but power behind him!" My little boy actually dares to insult me, a Sakura star, so go to hell!!"

"Now that the Sakura planet has been annihilated, how can there be any Sakura star people?"

With an easy leap back, Igniz dodged the lion-like alien's attack gracefully.Looking at the lion-like alien who was still furious, Igniz's eyes darkened, and he said in a low voice: "I have given you the chance to forgive me twice... Ignore the king's favor, You dare to provoke this king again and again, this unforgivable crime, you can use your so-called Sakula self-esteem to pay for it!"

On the boy's head, which already had two dumb hairs fluttering in the wind, the third dumb hair was standing up silently.Completely ignoring the roaring lion-like alien rushing towards him, Igniz closed his eyes and stretched out his right hand in a particularly pretentious gesture, making a gesture that seemed to be taking a glance from the void , and whispered in his mouth: "Belong to my hands, forgive the unforgivable sin, Mo Ranying!"

The low-pitched chants turned into loud shouts at the end, and after the jet-black Zanpakuto appeared in the boy's hands, the blond boy with three dull hairs on his head who could fight landlords suddenly opened his eyes, and turned from Scary blood gleams from the blood-red eyes...

In an instant, the blond boy who was standing in front of the lion-like alien just now moved behind him, and waved the black long knife in his hand smartly, shaking off all the fine hairs left on it.

But the lion-like alien who stayed behind the boy, holding a big knife and was about to split the little boy in front of him in half, was stunned.This was not only because the blond boy who was supposed to be in front of his eyes suddenly disappeared, but also because he saw an unbelievable sight from the mirror reflection of his own smooth blade...

His golden mane, which he was most proud of as the leader of the Sakura Stars, and which was also crazily loved by the women in the clan... all disappeared in this instant!

Not only was the chin and the mane around the cheeks gone, but so was the flamboyant blond hair and the eyebrows above the eye sockets!Now all that can be seen from the reflection of the smooth blade is a funny bald head with no hair on the face...

The lion-like alien... oh no, Lian should call him the egg-like alien now.The egg alien touched his gleaming bald head in disbelief, and muttered to himself, "Why can't I see all my hair all of a sudden, haha, I must be dreaming." You didn't wake up, did you!?"

"Egg God of Fish Lips, open your eyes and look at the reality in front of you." Igniz, who was standing upright like a peerless swordsman holding a long knife, coolly threw down a sentence, "Will your so-called Your pride is all torn apart and crushed under your feet, this is the price you must pay for offending this king!"

The four Heavenly Daoists who wanted to persuade the fight just now looked at the miserable experience of the egg-like aliens, and couldn't help but stroked their well-maintained hair with sympathy.Even Conrad, who is a little bald in his old age, said that even if I don't have much hair, I can't let you hurt it casually!

Ignis, who specializes in turning people into egg gods by hair, is indeed a terrifying enemy that matches the rumors!

The poor wretch, who has not been given a name so far and can only be referred to as an egg-like alien, finally had to admit that all of his proud golden hair had been shaved, and immediately rushed up like a madman with a broken face , screaming and wanting to fight desperately with the boy who ruined his hair.

But his last wish was destined to be impossible to realize.Because the last Heavenly Daoist, who had been sitting safely in his position, finally couldn't bear to watch this endless farce, and knocked out the egg-like alien who was crying and smiling with a hand knife.

"Even if you are the ruling prince of the Alpha Gero Nebula, your behavior is a bit too much." The only member of the Tiandao in this conference room with a human form sighed, "Insulting the leader of the clan like this, Sakula The stars will be at odds with you, Master Alphagero."

The three dull hairs on his head turned into one again, and the blood-red eyes returned to azure blue. The young man also returned to his seat, easily raised his legs, and said indifferently: "This king just said that After that, there are no such creatures as Sakula Stars in this world anymore."

"No, what you said just now is that the planet Sakura has been annihilated, but in fact, even though it is no longer suitable for living creatures and has lost signs of life activities, the planet Sakura is still alive." The pale complexion looks like a human being. The blue-haired celestial being said helplessly, "So your statement is not valid. The Sakura Stars still exist and will regard you as a lifelong enemy."

"Huh? So it's still there. I thought that the planets that had exhausted their resources and died 500 years ago had already turned into black holes and disappeared."

After Igniz grunted like this, he took out something like a communicator from the pocket of another dimension that he didn’t know where he came from, put it in his ear and connected it, and ordered mercilessly: “Hey, what’s my name? What's the matter, the captain of the personal guard, locked the target of the hyperspace annihilation cannon on the planet Sakula in the xxx galaxy, and immediately killed him with the antimatter particle cannon!"

Suddenly receiving such a ruthless and unreasonable order, the sad captain of the personal guard on the other end of the communicator whose name has not been remembered by the young man almost burst into tears, as if hastily explained to the young man this and that. In the end, the impatient Igniz blocked back with the best threat, "Dare to question this king's decision, you want to be shot into a meat paste and stuffed into a steamed stuffed bun shop on earth Do you want to make mincemeat?"

The blue-haired celestial being who not only has a human appearance but also likes to eat steamed buns: ...

The great King of Nyx is absolutely right, and the orders of King Nyx are absolutely unquestionable.Whenever you feel that King Nitz's orders are ruthless and unreasonable, then you must be making trouble unreasonably!

After the tragic captain of the personal guard heard the threat that made his back dripping with cold sweat, he quickly recalled the earnest instruction given to him by the former captain of the personal guard who retired at the age of 30 when he took office... Completed the memory kill The captain of the personal guard resolutely took King Nitz's will as his own will, and expressed in a sonorous tone that he would never let down the trust placed in him by the organization, and promised to complete the task!

"Very good, little comrade, your ideological awareness is good, this king will reward you well. Remember, this king will see the result within 10 minutes!"

After hanging up the call in satisfaction, Igniz showed a gentle smile to the blue-haired celestial being who had questioned him before, "Look, isn't it all right now? Planet Sakula or something, 10 It's gone in minutes."

The blue-haired celestial being who was forcibly slapped in the face: ...

"You, you really don't know what to say." The blue-haired celestial man with human appearance sighed wryly, "But if you hadn't acted recklessly like this, you wouldn't be recognized by the universe as a Mr. Alphagero, whose behavior is the most difficult to define..."

Igniz glanced at the blue-haired celestial being, and said without any fluctuations in his tone: "It's really an honor for me to be called reckless by the well-known members of Chunyu in the universe."

The Heavenly Daoists who have been scared to pee by saying that the wind is the rain: No, you old man is more cruel than the universe bandits... A planet will be destroyed if it is said to be destroyed!

"Okay, move this unsightly egg down for me." Igniz, who was crossing his legs and humming a ditty, was obviously in a good mood, obviously finding pleasure in the egg-like alien who came to forcefully give away his head , "Take the hors d'oeuvres away, the king is about to announce a very important plan."

After the poor egg-like alien was dragged out like a dead pig, the mysterious young man smiled triumphantly under the curious eyes of others, "Everyone, are you satisfied with the day after day? Are you tired of the daily life without change? Do you want to find new joy in your daily life?"

Heavenly Daoists: ... No, we don't want to get involved in your old man's joy of destroying the planet at all!

"Hmph, you don't need to tell me, I know it. Naturally, I'm looking forward to it." Igniz pretended to be inscrutable after not hearing the inner voice of the people at all, but ruthlessly conveying the opinions of the people to the representatives. Supporting his chin with his hands, he said in a low voice, "Everyone, I have a plan, and I am going to make a big news that will shock the universe."

"The name of this plan is ZERO Requiem!"

Heavenly Daoists: ...

At the same time, Lu Luxiu, who was having dinner with his younger sister in another world, sneezed instantly, rubbed his itchy nose and muttered to himself: "What's going on, it feels like someone has It's like whispering behind your back..."

"Brother, what's the matter?" The blind boy in the wheelchair tilted his head and looked at his brother with a puzzled expression, "Did you catch a cold while sleeping last night? Do you need to find some cold medicine? "

Hearing the words, the black-haired and purple-eyed boy couldn't help but stepped forward and rubbed his sister's soft hair, and leaned into the other's ear and said softly, "It's okay, as long as Nunnally is still by my brother's side, my brother will never get sick .”

******

While Igniz kept brainwashing other unfortunate Heavenly Daoists about the Zero Requiem plan, according to the clues provided by the boy, Sakata Gintoki finally joined forces with Katsura Kotaro.

...Well, it is said that the meeting was successful, but in fact, both sides are bare-handed commanders with only two or three kittens around them. Even if the samurai warriors who came to the scene were combined, the number of them did not exceed 50.

With less than fifty people, it would be unrealistic to do anything else.

When Gintoki lamented that too many companions died in the attack of the warship dispatched by heaven and man, Katsura Kotaro with a serious face hesitated for a long time, and finally made up his mind to tell Gintoki frankly, "Hey, Gintoki ...Mr. Songyang, he..."

"Teacher Songyang, he is already dead."

After hearing Katsura Kotaro's words, Sakata Gintoki originally wanted to reach out and pat him on the shoulder, and then laughed and scolded you, how could you make fun of this kind of thing.But the expression on the black-haired friend's face was too solemn, and the sadness naturally revealed in the tone of voice was so real, which made Yin Shi, who originally wanted to smile and tell the other party not to be joking, couldn't help but gradually lose it. smile.

"Hey, wig... don't talk about such ominous things!"

"I didn't talk nonsense!" Even though Gintoki called him a wig, Katsura Kotaro, who would always correct it, didn't respond at all, but continued with red eyes and a choked tone, "I know you are very concerned about this matter." It's hard to believe...but just two days ago, Teacher Songyang was executed by the shogunate."

"On the execution ground in Edo Castle, in front of all civilians, he was executed on charges of inciting rebellion and rebellion."

After Katsura Kotaro reluctantly informed Sakata Gintoki of the news, Gintoki's body shook for an instant, and he took a step back as if he had suffered a huge blow, "Then, then we...then what are we doing here? Woolen cloth?"

Katsura Kotaro also couldn't answer Yinshi's question.

Yoshida Shoyo is the teacher of Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro. He is not only a teacher of Bushido spirit and martial arts, but also a spiritual mentor who established their understanding of the world.It can be said that it is precisely because of Yoshida Shoyo that Sakata Gintoki, who was not interested in political changes since he was a child, became a samurai against barbarians, dedicated to expelling heaven and man from his own country.

And Yoshida Shoyo, who has been strongly advocating the fight against the theory of heaven and man, was ordered to be arrested after the shogunate became a puppet regime under the control of Tiandaozhong.

This time, the samurai warriors will assemble a team of more than a thousand people and head towards Edo. On the one hand, they want to drive away the heavenly beings who harass the civilians along the way. The main reason is to rescue the arrested Yoshida Matsuyo.In the anti-barbarian team, there are many anti-barbarian warriors who have been taught by Yoshida Songyang.And even other people who have never had personal contact with Yoshida Shoyang are full of admiration for him.

It can be said that it is not an exaggeration to say that Yoshida Songyang has become a spiritual symbol in the anti-barbarian team.Because of the existence of Yoshida Shoyo, these young samurai can no longer be at a loss, and can firmly wave the samurai sword in their hands to complete the great cause of eliminating barbarians.

But it is precisely because Yoshida Shoyang has such important inspirational significance to the samurai who fought against the barbarians that the celestial beings and the shogunate regime that has become a running dog of the celestial beings hate him so much that they wish they could crush him to ashes.

The shogunate originally thought that after the arrest of Yoshida Shoyo, the mob of samurai warriors would dissipate naturally, and the order to abolish swords that catered to heaven and man could be thoroughly implemented.But what they never expected was that even after arresting the culprit, Yoshida Shoyo, the warriors who fought against barbarians showed no signs of breaking up!

Rather than saying that he was in constant panic because of his arrest, it would be better to say that he had aroused his fighting spirit and claimed that he would enter Edo to rescue him!

For the inaction of the shogunate regime, the heaven and man are obviously very disappointed.Although the Tiandao Conference, which is the highest authority organization of the Celestial Beings, has not yet discussed a plan that has been affirmed by everyone, but some Celestial Beings have been disappointed and then became angry, and decided to ignore the fall of the shogunate and directly do it themselves.

The three warships dispatched to defeat the barbarian warrior team directly were the work of a certain group of radical celestial beings.For them who firmly believe that they are more noble than the people of the earth, the existence of human beings like the warriors who claim to drive them out is really the biggest challenge to the dignity of heaven and humans!

Now that the incompetent shogunate has no way to stop this group of thugs, let them understand with the battleship of Heaven and Man what it means to cross the insurmountable gap between heaven and earth!

The three Dreadnought-class battleships dispatched in mighty force not only broke up the team of samurai fighters, but also frightened the courage of the high-level shogunate regime.Even though no specific measures have been discussed at the Tiandao meeting, the disappointment of the heaven and man with the shogunate is obvious to all.If they can't prove their use value, even if the shogunate does not fall, they will be liquidated one by one by heaven and man and replaced with new puppets!

So the high-level shogunate who was frightened and panicked simply did not do anything, and directly pulled out Yoshida Songyang, who was a symbol of resisting the barbarians, and executed him in public, and notified the whole country to describe this in a stern tone as "disobedience". The final fate of the shogunate who tried to set off a rebellion! ".

Although the notice mentioned defying the shogunate, anyone with a discerning eye could see that it was the heavenly beings who were really displeased by being disobeyed.After such a fanfare of the briefing, the civilians were no longer lamenting the hardships of the world and the loss of sovereignty, and when they encountered the barbarian warriors who came to join them, they would unswervingly reject them.

Although the execution of Yoshida Shoyo was a stupid move by the shogunate in a panic, it turned out to be an unexpected result.Not only did the warriors who had learned the news receive a great blow, but the civilians who were worried that they would be implicated and also arrested and executed should no longer provide any help to the warriors.

In the past, the civilians who hated war would at best reject the barbarian warriors, but as a result, some people who had expectations of them would come to give them some supplies, so the life of the barbarian warriors could barely survive.After Yoshida Songyang was executed, even though there were still people who were willing to help the samurai, other villagers were absolutely not allowed to do things like this that might implicate other people.

After the death of Yoshida Songyang, the samurai fighters not only lost their goal, but also lost their motivation to move on.

Sakata Gintoki no longer knew what else he could do now.