[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Zhang Yu: "I said dear Stark, how can you say that you are also a billionaire, why do you still do things like stealing food?"

Tony: "What? Stealing food? Zhang, do I look like that kind of person with a big stomach?"

Zhang Yu: "Then why did the food and drink decrease, at least one person's portion was reduced, it's not me or you, who is that?"

Tony: "How do I know, maybe your dog ate it."

Zhang Yu: "My family doesn't have a dog...and you're a foodie, you either want to eat hamburgers or dried blueberries, and you even trick your teammates into eating barbecue."

Tony: "Really? It doesn't matter, I need to charge the steel suit now, can you help me?"

Zhang Yu: "No problem, do you want a three-prong socket or a two-prong socket?"

Tony: "..."

……

The above dialogue is from Zhang Yu, a temporary worker in the cross-time management office, and Tony Stark, a genius, billionaire, playboy, Iron Man, and Sherlock Holmes (hey!).

It is a bit complicated to explain why such a dialogue happened, why the Iron Man who should have been thrown in Tennessee appeared in Zhang Yu's house.

In a word, it's all Tokiomi... Bah, it's all Zhang Yu's father's fault!

When he was four or five years old, Zhang Yu's father, who was described by Zhang Yu's mother as being unrestrained, suddenly disappeared. If he hadn't bought lottery tickets, it would almost make people suspect that he won the lottery just like the father of the kid in Iron Man [-]. Run away.

Then one night 20 years later, Zhang Yu's father suddenly appeared at Zhang Yu's house. He didn't explain why he left without saying goodbye 20 years ago, and stopped Zhang Yu from calling his mother. Give it to him and slip away again.

Zhang Yu almost thought that his father's brief return was just a dream of his own, until he saw that the bracelet was really staying in his hand.

Then it will be fantasy...

An iron man fell from the sky, rolled all the way in from the balcony, smashed through the anti-theft net, broke open the balcony door, dug a ditch in the bedroom, fell in the middle of the living room, took off the mask to reveal a embarrassed and shocked face, "... ...Jarvis, where is this?!"

Zhang Yu who was sitting on the sofa watching "Sherlock Holmes": "..."

... Then it was Zhang Yu who went crazy.

A man who claimed to be an employee of the time-traveling management office and a colleague of Zhang Yu's father came in from the broken balcony - Zhang Yu's house was on the fifth floor - with a blank expression on his face, "Old Jin, have you pulled your skin off yet?"

After knowing that this was not "Lao Jin" but Lao Jin's illegitimate son... the man who claimed to be Lao Liang also went crazy, "Jin, you bastard! Damn, did your dad give you a bracelet? "

Zhang Yu silently took out the bracelet.

Lao Liang looked around the room anxiously, "What should I do? He has timed it well, the coordinates have been fixed, how can I get him back in a short while..."

Lao Liang explained that several employees, including him and Zhang Yu's father, were a team recently set up by the Crossing Management Office to deal with a sudden incident. This sudden incident was due to the negligence of a new employee. A batch of time travel keys were thrown into the time travel door and scattered to various spaces.

The task of the processing team established to deal with this matter is, on the one hand, the employees go to various spaces to find and retrieve the keys; The other world caused chaos, so they hurriedly set up a "landing point" with fixed keys, and a few employees were responsible for receiving the unlucky ones who passed through, and then sent them back.And more employees have to deal with the customers who should have received these keys and appease their emotions... The situation can't be worse.

But Zhang Yu's father found his son whom he had not seen for 20 years for the purpose of being lazy (Lao Liang's language), threw the mess to him without saying a word, and then ran away.

The bracelet represents the identity of the employee, which can be understood as a work permit. According to the identification of blood relationship, this is why Zhang Yu can wear his father's bracelet. It is said that their business is originally a family work... and the setting of the landing point also follows the bracelet. They found that something was wrong with the location, so they quickly sent Lao Liang to check it out. After checking it, they almost went crazy.

The group was so busy that everyone was at their wits' end, and Lao Jin did it like this, he decided that they were too busy to find him...

But what about Lao Jin's work?And once the landing point is set up, it can't be easily changed... After all, it was agreed before that everyone would stay in the "family area" together, and then set up uniformly above, who knew that this kind of thing would happen.

Lao Liang peeked at Zhang Yu, and was thinking about how to speak to him, when Zhang Yu asked with a serious face, "So, you have to deal with this batch of keys before you can find him?"

Lao Liang took a look, hey, there's something going on!

He hurriedly said: "That's right, as long as you are free, it's easy to find him, Xiao Jin..."

Zhang Yu: "My surname is not Jin, but Zhang."

"...Xiao Zhang," Lao Liang said, "let's make it clear that people won't speak in secret. Now we really can't find manpower. Everyone has a lot of work to do. You see, although I'm a little embarrassed , but can you do me a favor, we'll definitely help you find your dad afterwards, and it's not a problem to behave so well that you can come to work anywhere."

"I'm not interested in this, I just want to find this old brat." Zhang Yu gritted his teeth. "I can help you share this part of the work. As long as you agree, once the matter is over, you must find him for me."

Old Liang rejoiced secretly, "That's no problem, I'll apply for a temporary worker qualification certificate for you, don't worry, I won't let you do it for nothing!"

……

This is how the story begins!

The first Iron Man he received was originally flying in the sky when he came through, but somehow dropped a key and wore it, and he didn’t bring the key back. Those batches were automatically bound after the new keys were set and entered the WTO. As for the key, he, as a non-pipeline employee, cannot use the crossing door to go back. He has to wait for the person at the pipework to get back the key before he can go back. It is an extremely cumbersome procedure, but it must also be understood that crossing is not that simple.

Before Zhang Yu's temporary worker qualification certificate was approved, I couldn't help him get the keys. Everyone was busy, and no one had time to share more work. I could only wrong Mr. Stark to stay here for a few more days. By the way , aren’t you a technical nerd, please repair the broken anti-theft net or something...

When explaining to Mr. Stark, Zhang Yu really didn't want to repeat the above and explain what is called comics and what is called reality... So he told him decisively that this is a parallel world.There is such a thing as a parallel world in the Marvel world view. Isn't there an Iron Man in a parallel world who is married to Captain America?

Stark believed it or expressed doubts, pointing to the great detective Sherlock Holmes on TV and said, "Am I a movie star in this world?"

Zhang Yu broke into a cold sweat, and perfunctorily passed it.

Otherwise, how to explain to Stark that he is not a CEO in this world, and his name has changed...

Three days later, Lao Liang came to the door again, "Xiao Zhang, how is it?"

Zhang Yu: "It's okay, it's no different in peacetime, it's just that there are more people eating - even he eats too much, right?!"

"I said I didn't, Zhang, I think you ate it while you were sleepwalking." Tony was a little anxious, "Liang, has Zhang's work permit been approved yet?" Worrying about his life.

Lao Liang said embarrassedly: "The work permit has not been approved yet... There are many procedures, I just took time to take a look, I will be busy in the next period of time, and I want to teach Xiao Zhang, there is an emergency How to notify the office—but Mr. Stark, don't worry, we will definitely send you back to the right time."

Tony breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you."

Zhang Yu was very interested in this, "How to notify?"

"Use your father's bracelet before your qualifications are approved. After all, some worlds are high-risk. If some dangerous person is sent here, I'm afraid you won't be able to deal with it without professional training."

"Did you send someone from your side after you clicked the summon?" Zhang Yu thought this is not bad!

Lao Liang: "No, we have to go through research and approval before sending someone..."

"..." Zhang Yu said expressionlessly, "Send someone to collect my body?"

Old Liang: "..."

What efficiency is this!No wonder it takes so long to approve a temporary work permit!If you are really in danger at this time, wait for them to finish the research?

Tony patted his steel suit, "Zhang, as long as you send me back quickly, how about I give you a steel suit after I'm done with Mr. Man?"

Zhang Yu was upset at the moment, "What's the use of drinking? If Magneto comes, you will only be abused if you get ten more."

Tony: "..."

Old Liang: "..."

Zhang Yu: "Oh, forget it, talk is better than nothing..."

Young man is young and energetic.

Old Liang murmured in his heart and wiped his sweat, "Then, let's do this first. There is Mr. Stark here, so there is probably no danger... I will leave first, please take care of the two of them."

"Yeah." After Zhang Yu responded, he immediately felt something was wrong, "What? Two? Where did you get the two?"

Tony said coldly and humorously: "Jarvis is asleep, and he doesn't need to take care of him for the time being."

Old Liang: "No, the data I see over there are two people. Speaking of which, where is the other one?"

Tony's expression froze.

Zhang Yu's expression also froze, apparently both he and Tony thought of something, "Did your key fall into the world of A Chinese Ghost Story?!"

Old Liang was puzzled: "What?"

……

"That... sorry, I've actually been here all along."

Old Liang: "..."

Tony: "..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

After three seconds.

Lao Liang & Zhang Yu: "Ghost!!!"

Tony: "what the hell!!!"

The blue-haired boy bowed, "It's our first meeting, I'm Kuroko Tetsuya."

Zhang Yu covered his face, feeling that blood was about to flow from his fingers... "Can I choose not to do it now... Let me tell you why there is no food for one person in the family!"

Tony: "...I said I didn't eat it."

Heizi: "I'm sorry, but you ignored me when I greeted you before. In fact, I came 10 minutes earlier than Mr. Stark."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "...what is he talking about?"

Zhang Yu has passed the sixth level of English, and he has no problem communicating with Tony. He can't speak Japanese, but he has his father's bracelet, which has a built-in translation effect. What.

Zhang Yu said dumbly: "He said he came 10 minutes earlier than you..."

Tony: "..."

The author has something to say: This time, he opened a new pit of chaos and strives to explode the sense of violation.So everyone knows Tony Stark, right?The actor of Iron Man 3, which is being released, is played by Robert Downey Jr. Jarvis he mentioned is his artificial intelligence butler. Now that he has no electricity, he will not appear. The time is set when his home is blown to Tennessee. It's time to wear it.Downey also collaborated with Jude Law in "Sherlock Holmes", playing Sherlock Holmes, an actor!Magneto comes from the X-Men and is the villain in it. You can tell from his name... Theoretically, it is the nemesis of Iron Man.Preview of the next chapter: class!Iron Man helps the sixth man of fantasy to study English! 【Hello