[Comprehensive] sense of violation

"Dear Stark! I'm going to go shopping now. I need to buy rice oil and a lot of things today. Are you free to help me?" Zhang Yu shouted standing in front of the refrigerator.

But there was no response for a long time.

Zhang Yu leaned over to look.

"Mr. Stark seems to be taking a bath, so he probably didn't hear your voice." A voice calmly sounded beside Zhang Yu.

"...I'll go!" Zhang Yu turned his head in horror, subconsciously took two steps back, still in shock, "Hei, when did you appear!"

Heizi Tetsuya: "I've been standing here since I got my milkshake 5 minutes ago."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Also... Kuroko Tetsuya still has a straw in his mouth, and there is absolutely no trace of teasing in his icy blue eyes. This is the most frustrating part. They don't mean to trick you at all, they just exist naturally feeling low.

Zhang Yu held on to the refrigerator door, and his heart began to be filled with a little regret...

Heizi Tetsuya: "I'll go shopping with Mr. Zhang."

Zhang Yu looked down at Heizi's small arms and legs and white and tender skin, "I'd better wait for Stark to take a shower..." He would feel uneasy if he asked a junior high school student to help carry the rice!Heizi seemed to see his worry, and said, "I'm the regular pick for the basketball team."

"...Really?" Zhang Yu felt relieved immediately, "You really can't be judged by your appearance!"

He also considered taking Stark out before, and he must have turned his head back and caused unnecessary onlookers, but who made them two adults.When Heizi said this, he was relieved. Although at first glance, Heizi’s hair color is much more conspicuous than Stark’s, but he has a low sense of presence. No one will notice him. Sao Bao's aura...

After half an hour.

Zhang Yu was carrying two bags of rice, and Hei Zizhe was carrying two barrels of oil and several bags of fruits and vegetables. The two walked on the road with heavy loads...

Heizi, with sweat on his forehead: "...the things Mr. Zhang wants to buy are really... quite a lot."

Zhang Yu was out of breath: "I thought... so what... oh shit, aren't you the first pick for the basketball team..."

Heizi: "I am."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Heizi: "I just didn't expect there to be so many things."

Zhang Yu: "..." I'm about to cry, is the junior high school basketball team in the comics the same as the junior high school students in reality!Isn’t it said (in the comics) that the most powerful figures in various industries in Japan are in middle school? Why don’t you follow the crowd, Kuroko? Your physical strength...isn’t scientific?Old Liang clearly said that you are the protagonist!Are you such a protagonist?

What makes people vomit blood is that Zhang Yu's house is neither far nor close to the market, taking a taxi looks stupid, walking is tiring and stupid...

When they stood at the door again, Zhang Yu felt that he was breathing fire, as if he had just finished a long-distance run, opened the door and threw the rice on the ground, and he lay on the rice like a corpse.

Tony was coming out wiping his hair, and when he saw Zhang Yu like this, he pointed to his "corpse" and asked Heizi, "What's wrong with him?"

Heizi also replied in English, "We went shopping just now, and he was tired from carrying two bags of rice."

Tony asked Zhang Yu, "What did the Japanese kid say?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Kuroko:"……"

Zhang Yu: "...can you not ridicule the accent of other children!"

Tony raised his eyebrows: "Actually, your accent is quite strong."

Zhang Yu: "I'm glad I didn't tell you about chinglish!"

Tony shrugged and said to Heizi, "For the sake of being in the same room, let me help you with English lessons."

Zhang Yu: "Don't pay attention to him!"

Heizi bowed seriously: "Then I will trouble you."

Tony waved casually: "You're welcome."

Zhang Yu: "..." You can fight one by one and suffer the other!

WTF!What a situation!Iron Man helped the sixth person of fantasy to study English, and the homeowner hid in the room to study "Heizi's Basketball"!

Zhang Yu watched a few episodes of "Heizi's Basketball" and added the OVA. Seeing the scene where Tony and Heizi were practicing dialogue on the sofa, he felt a serious sense of disobedience!

At present, he feels that he also has a preliminary understanding of Heizi...so he sat on the sofa, and heard Tony say: "Come on, read to me, Drop—dead—excuse me, what's the matter with your tongue? When someone annoys you, if you scold him like that, he will laugh."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu: "What! Heizi, you didn't learn this to say it to Huang Lai!"

Heizi asked puzzled, "Why do you ask that?"

"...It's nothing." Zhang Yu wiped off his cold sweat and accused Tony, "Dear Stark, can you stop teaching children such words? That's how you help people with English tutoring?"

Tony: "The content is not important, the important thing is the pronunciation."

"That won't work either..." Zhang Yu emphasized weakly, "He's only a freshman in high school!"

Heizi: "It's not the first year of high school, it's the ninth grade."

Zhang Yu: "That's why it's even worse!" He had just finished watching the black basket, and subconsciously thought it was the Heizi from Cheng Lin's period who came through. Hearing what Heizi said, it turned out to be from the Emperor Guang period.

Tony stroked his beard, "You Asians are too conservative, ninth grade is old enough."

Zhang Yu: "Have you ever been in ninth grade?"

Tony: "...I really haven't read it."

The grade-skipping madman Tony Stark was already studying at MIT when he was about the same age as Heizi, and it only took half the time for others to graduate with high marks.

Zhang Yu: "I know you graduated from MIT, it would be more reliable for you to tutor him in mathematics, physics and chemistry."

Tony: "But I think what I am best at is not mathematics, physics and chemistry."

Zhang Yu: "What is it? Physics? Reasoning?"

Tony: "Picking up girls."

Zhang Yu: "..."

He looked at Heizi seriously, "I don't think he needs tutoring for this."

Tony raised his eyebrows, "I can't tell, is this considered a person's appearance?"

Zhang Yu: "... Usually someone else picks on him."

"Okay...well." Tony looked at Heizi, "but his type can only arouse the motherhood of women in the United States."

Zhang Yu: "I didn't say it was a woman."

Tony: "..."

Heizi was puzzled: "??"

Zhang Yu scratched his head, "Sorry, I just went to find out about your story, isn't that Huang Lai chasing you?"

Heizi: "...you misunderstood, Kise-kun is not pursuing me."

Zhang Yu raised his hand, "Hey, I'm so, so, so sorry, I had a big misunderstanding! Don't mind, dear Stark, now you can teach him how to pick up girls!" To BL animation ah?Unexpectedly, the judgment was wrong, Zhang Yu was thinking about whether he should go back and watch a few more episodes...

Tony: "Sorry, did you give me a computer to use before you directed me to tutor junior high school students?"

"Didn't you ask for tutoring for others?" Zhang Yu said with twinkling eyes: "Besides, our computer's broadband is only 1M, and we can't read Weibo. If you want to use it to hack somewhere, don't even think about it. I unplugged the network cable and lent you to play Legend of Sword and Fairy."

Tony: "...What is Legend of Sword and Fairy?" Actually, he is also very interested in the 1M broadband. To be honest, if Tony uses such a slow network, he will cry in his dreams.

Zhang Yu: "It's a long story, it starts with the fantasy of the Chinese people for thousands of years..."

"Stop." Tony raised his forehead: "It sounds a bit long, I still don't want to know."

"It's good to have said that earlier," Zhang Yu pointed to the side, "You ask so much, it's better for Heizi to save... Hey!... What about others?!"

Tony spread his hands, "You ask me how do I know?"

Heizi's voice came from next to the refrigerator, "Mr. Zhang, Mr. Stark, do you want a drink?"

Zhang Yu: "..." When did he leave the sofa to go to the refrigerator!

Tony said to himself: "This skill is really great... Please help me get a box of yogurt!"

Having said that, Zhang Yu really dare not play with Tony Stark's computer. Anyone who has seen Iron Man knows this guy's ability to defy the sky. If you shut him up in a cave, you can free up a first-generation Mark's armor. Give him a What if he hacks into Lan Xiang's computer? !What to do with our country's secrets!

Of course, Zhang Yu believes that Stark will not do that kind of thing for no reason, but he knows that Stark’s anxiety is still not healed. If he finds out that he is a person in a comic book movie, he will suffer It's all the screenwriters tormenting him, what should I do if I'm sick?What should I do if I refuse to cooperate with the plot after returning home?

Zhang Yu is not a formal worker either, and the way to deal with these matters has yet to be taught by the organization, and he must act cautiously for the time being.

The computer can't be given, and he doesn't avoid him when watching TV. He checked the Internet, and recently there is no TV station that has plans to broadcast Iron Man...

At this moment, after Zhang Yu turned on the TV, the local station was broadcasting news, which happened to be in a downtown city where the city management was fighting against the peddlers.

"Oh~~~Awww! Wow~~~~"

Zhang Yu said expressionlessly, "Can you stop making that sound?"

Tony held the yogurt in his hand, stuffed the spoon into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Is this your law enforcement department, the police?"

Zhang Yu: "Urban Management Team."

At this point, the reporter began to interview the captain of the urban management team.

Tony: "Oh, this is a Captain? I also know a Captain, but the chest is bigger than him."

"...You're talking about Captain America, right?" Zhang Yuhan said, "That's different."

Tony blinked: "Really? What does your Captain care about?"

Zhang Yu thought for a while, "It seems that everything can be controlled..."

"That's the same, and Captain America is similar." Tony turned the spoon in his hand neatly, pointed at the captain on TV, and said, "But it's still the same thing, the captain I know has a better figure."

Zhang Yu twitched his mouth: "I know, but can we not talk about this, it sounds very gay."

Tony said innocently: "Is there?"

Tony turned to Heizi, "Since Zhang said gay, I'll teach you a word, bromance."

Heizi: "Bromance?"

Zhang Yu: "Hey... are you implying that the relationship between you and Captain America is actually bromance..."

Tony: "Are you gay?"

"...No." Zhang Yu: "Why do you ask that?"

Tony: "Then why do you keep mentioning very gay things in your words?"

Zhang Yu: "..." I didn't...

Heizi: "I agree."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu: "I think, I need to..."

No one heard what he said next, including himself.

Because the anti-theft net that was repaired yesterday was torn open a big hole again, and then one person smashed open the balcony door and the bedroom door and rolled all the way to the center of the living room along the ditch dug out by Iron Man—this time was better than Tony’s time. The pit has not deepened, otherwise Zhang Yu felt that if the pit came again, it would lead directly to the living room of Aunt Wang's house downstairs...

Zhang Yu: "...=mouth=!"

The man on the ground rolled all the way, his clothes were in a mess, his head and face were covered, and he lay there not knowing whether he was dead or alive.

The three people on the sofa were silent for ten seconds...

Tony: "OK, no wonder you have a famous person in China who said that there are no roads in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be roads. I believe the same is true for rolling. I suggest that you don't repair the floor or the anti-theft network in the future."

"..." Zhang Yu took a few deep breaths, walked over, and lifted the robe from the man's head.

Immediately, a clean and jade-like face was revealed, as well as a bald head, "??"

Tony's eyes also straightened, and he walked over and squatted down, "Is this... your Chinese nuns? I heard that they also want to shave their heads? They look very charming."

The author has something to say: bromance... is brother+romance. In the last chapter, I forgot to say that Mandarin = the boss in Iron Man. In the comics, it is a big boss. In the movie, it was adapted in a vacuum, and became the real boss Kilian The shield actor Captain America, a good friend of Iron Man, as mentioned in the last chapter, officially married 2333 Wu Ke, understood as a bald head Speaking of, a girl in the last chapter said she wanted Sheldon to pass through, but Sheldon If Tony hadn’t left when I crossed over, I would definitely be ridiculed. I can imagine that mocking face, “You only graduated from MIT at the age of 17. Are you a genius?” Hahaha, in short I remember that in the play, Xie Er has shown that he likes Iron Man, he seems to be more inclined to DC, Flash Superman or something... The next episode preview: Qiao Wu Ke, just in time, three missing one!