[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Let's say Tony is serious and responsible. He doesn't even bother to sign documents all day long, and flies all over the world—and now he has flown to other worlds, but it's not right to say that he is not doing his job properly. It can be said that this is a genius.

Whether Tony is a genius is not controversial, but whether Zhang Yu is gay or not is very controversial...

They returned to Zhang Yu's home after seeing off Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng. Heizi told him that Zhang Jing had looked for him once on QQ. Sometimes I also use QQ mailbox to send emails.

When Zhang Yu heard that his mother was looking for him, he thought that he had been kicked back before, so he quickly carried Sherlock away and clicked on the dialog box. shuxiangmendi Zhang Yu: Mom? ?I am coming!

Zhang Jing: Are you at home?

Although there were only three simple words, as Zhang Yu crawled out of Zhang Jing's stomach, he felt a bit of coldness from inside. He turned his head and said casually: No, I used someone else's notebook for my class reunion.

Zhang Jing: When can I come back?

... Zhang Yu really wanted to answer a question, maybe he wouldn't answer it, but he didn't have the courage, so he could only ask tremblingly: "Later, what's the matter with you?"

Zhang Jing: Hehe, I went to the management office today.

Zhang Jing: I want to log you out.

Zhang Jing: But, there seems to be a gossip going on over there.

Zhang Jing: Or a love story.

Zhang Jing: Cross!cross!null!between!of!like!love!

Zhang Jing: I'll fuck you, uncle! ! !

Zhang Yu: ...

What a crime!

It couldn't be any worse, based on Zhang Yu's understanding of his mother, Zhang Jing has already said "fuck you", which proves that she is about to turn on the shrew mode...

First of all, Zhang Yu didn't expect that the people in charge were so idle, gossiping about Tony smashing gold and wearing it back, there are monitoring personnel over there, so maybe those people who Tony said to him can be clear as long as they check the records, Tony is now Seeking cooperation with them, I reckon it is almost successful, this is probably the reason why they gossip?

Secondly, he really didn't know that Zhang Jing would rush to the management office so aggressively to cancel him...

Most importantly, it's done.

Zhang Jing: Within seven working days, your time-traveling device and identity certificate will be confiscated, and someone else will take over the work you are doing. There is a landing point where you live, and then you will temporarily live in my apartment .

Zhang Jing: I will find you.

Then Zhang Jing's profile picture went black and she went offline.

Zhang Yu: "..."

die.Certainly.up.

Zhang Yu moved the computer and showed Tony the chat history.

After taking a glance, Tony leaned on the computer and looked carefully. After a long while, he said slowly, "Why don't we elope?"

Zhang Yu: "...Get lost, mother!"

Tony spread his hands, "Now even your mother agrees that we are in love, so it's okay to push the boat along the way, I'll help you apply for a tourist visa, and you hide in our world...With the efficiency of the management process, no two or 30 years Can not find you……"

"Fuck you." Zhang Yu didn't give him a good look, "There is a gap in your thinking, you know a hammer."

Sherlock has been standing by the side, read all the chat records, and started to mutter at this time, "Your parents in China are so unenlightened. I read the explanation on the Internet that you pay attention to inheriting the family, but with your contact with those worlds, As far as probability is concerned, there must be a world that can solve your offspring problem (Zhang Yu: Fuck boys?). But if your mother values ​​not only offspring, but rigid traditions and fear of rumors, Stark’s method It's a really good idea..."

"Shutup, curly hair," Zhang Yu interrupted him, "I know your parents are open—or you just think that if someone accepts you, you're lucky to care about his gender—but my mother is not as rigid as you think , What age is this? If she objects, it must be because I am in a relationship (if there is one) and she heard it from others, and the second is definitely because Stark is too old..."

Tony slammed his head on the coffee table, "Why do everything involve my age, I wonder if you did it on purpose! I won't be polite if you do this again!"

Zhang Yu: "...In short, I just don't like you. If my mother doesn't like you, age must definitely be one of them?"

Sherlock added: "And flirtatious."

Tony: "Why don't you say I'm rich?!"

Sherlock: "Most women say that the richer a man is, the worse he is."

"Women's friend, you?" Tony and Sherlock didn't see eye to eye at first, but at this moment, the two of them talked back, and I couldn't finish what you said.

Zhang Yu, who was left on the sidelines, had to smooth things over, "It's done, it's done, we are all friends who have kissed before, as for..."

Tony: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Zhang Yu pretended not to see their angry faces, "Oh, Curly, I guess I couldn't see you being beaten up by Watson. Even if I finish my job as a temporary worker within seven working days, I won't live here after leaving the job." ..."

"Are you really going to submit?" Tony was upset. "When you are an adult, you are an independent individual. Even your mother should not force you to control your private life. I think you should stand up and talk to her." Fight to the end!"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Recently, Sherlock, who has been researching Chinese folk customs and customs on Weibo and other places, touched his chin and said, "It's so exciting. If you say that in front of Zhang Jing, she will definitely be influenced."

Probation, with Zhang Jing's temper, stabbing Tony to death with a high-heeled shoe and telling him, "My mother wants you to fuck my son?" It's all good...

Zhang Yu said sadly: "It's all because of you who are not low-key and will die... My mother thought you were weird last time, and now she must think I'm going to be gay, but if I dare to resist even a little bit, I will be punished by her." I thought it was desperate to come out of the closet oRZ... and then I forcibly suppressed it."

Tony thought, yes, I haven’t got my hands yet, why did I just go to this step, it’s not right, if it’s really demolished, I won’t die unjustly, and seeing that Zhang Yu still has a lot of intentions to compromise, no matter how much I try to persuade him If you don’t come, you’re a coward who’s afraid of your mother... The alarm bells rang in Tony’s heart, and he began to wonder if he should get Zhang Yu into his hands within seven days, so as to unify the contradictions among the people...

Zhang Yu didn't know what Tony was up to. He fiddled with his QQ and found a lot of friends, and complained to Sherlock, "Who are you adding randomly, it can't be from the hunk sex chat room."

Sherlock: "..."

Of course Zhang Yu was talking nonsense in a bad mood.

Sherlock: "...I'm not interested in that, you can delete these people, let me write down the number before deleting."

Zhang Yu: "Hey, hey... You've made a lot of new friends, can you continue to chat when you return to London? I see that your QQ bib is very popular, is it possible that everyone will open it in the school in the future... ..."

As he said that, he searched his QQ casually, and the first one that came out was Baidu Zhizhi.Question: who has QQ for that sher1ock on the bib?I heard that it is very effective, and I want to talk to him.

The respondent posted Zhang Yu's QQ account...

Zhang Yu: "..."

Where should I complain!It's a big-headed ghost, it's not fortune-telling!

"...Don't copy the Q number! I'll copy it, I'll copy it! I'll go, I have dozens of friends in this account, I'll give you this QQ number!" Zhang Yu was speechless, "You really know how to play My son, I've become an Internet celebrity for you these few days, next time you want to open a Taobao store or something?" This is just a search for his Q number, if you search for Id... Zhang Yu can imagine There are search results.

Sherlock squatted on the sofa and looked up at him, "Someone offered me [-] to post an advertisement..."

Zhang Yu: "...Got it!"

Tony sneered, not short of money, "2000 yuan, an advertiser wanted to spend 800 million dollars to get me to endorse, but I ignored it."

Zhang Yu laughed and said, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I should find you and Thor to shoot together for better results." He held up a socket board in one hand and turned on the light in the other and said, "xxx brand socket board , Charging is more powerful than a hammer."

Tony: "..."