[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Tony, "I want to get Zhang Yu involved, do you have any suggestions?"

Bruce, "..."

Tony, "Speak up."

Bruce, "...you asked me one by one just now,"

Tony, "Yeah, I asked all except Sherlock and Heizi, but I couldn't find Heizi."

Bruce, "..."

Tony, "Quickly, there is a saying in China that the Three Stooges beat Zhuge Liang. Although I don't know who Zhuge Liang is, it sounds awesome. Let me see if you have any good ideas..."

"Although I don't know who the cobbler is, it sounds very frustrating..." Bruce adjusted his glasses with a complicated expression, "How about this, I transformed into Hulk and smashed this building..."

"...Wait." Tony told him to stop, "I want you to help, not to let you smash my property."

"Didn't the real estate be given to Zhang Yu? And I have a deep meaning for it," Bruce said eloquently, "First of all, in the process of smashing the house, you have to save people, so that Zhang Yu will face your heroic side. So I have a good impression of you..."

Tony touched his chin, "He seems to like this side of me, but he has seen it several times, and he definitely has a good impression, but it's not to the extent I want."

"Don't talk, listen to me, the focus is on the back." Bruce: "Then the building is destroyed and he has no place to live. Then you send him a new property with a soft big bed in it."

Tony: "..."

Bruce: "Come on, you're so rich, you can do it."

Tony visited every one of his co-residents, and few suggestions made sense, but anyway, his main purpose was not this, he just took this opportunity to announce that it is best for everyone to stay out of his way.

Like Bruce's idea, it sounds like he has watched too many brain-dead dramas, maybe he is chasing California recently.That silly boy Kise said that he must be with the other party all the time to let the other party feel his love. It is best to show weakness from time to time. Tears are the best tool... Not to mention this, Tony wants to Saying that you are not a tool at all, isn't it because you love to cry and can't help it? Find a fart reason.If tears can soak a man, it's a ghost.

Then Professor Charles, he and Magneto proposed to have deep spiritual communication, play board games together, take a walk, talk heart-to-heart, and touch the depths of each other's hearts...

Tony said that, let’s talk about this after I mutate the same mind-reading skills as you, but Tony feels that even if he has mind-reading skills, he may not be able to understand the untranslated Chinese in Zhang Yu’s mind. His Chinese level has not yet reached that level. The point is, in listening, speaking, reading and writing, writing is blind. Listening and reading rely on a translator if you don’t understand it.

Anyway, it’s just these kinds of suggestions. He has more experience in picking up girls than these people. Of course, he doesn’t have much experience in talking about love. Pure love has long since ceased to be popular in his world. That kind of thing only exists in A Sgarder (?).Fortunately, Zhang Yu is not like the kind of person who likes to communicate with each other, or the other party Tony shows weakness to him-just kidding, Zhang Yu might think that the world is going to be destroyed when he sees Iron Man showing weakness in front of him.

Thanks to Tony's shameless conversations one by one, everyone consciously avoided the two of them, which made Zhang Yu very depressed. He is leaving in a few days. Why does everyone ignore him? He is so unpopular. what?

Under such circumstances, Tony's enthusiasm was particularly precious, and Zhang Yu was very moved. He patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "Even if you miss my chrysanthemum, I won't say anything, you are the most interesting."

"..." Tony almost didn't know how to reply for a while, he thought about what he said, but it was not the main problem, "I sent someone to send two good steaks, let's eat them tonight ?”

Zhang Yu is hesitating. He doesn't like steak very much, and he always feels that Tony has malicious intentions...

But Tony immediately said: "Look at your mother playing mandarin ducks, maybe we will have fewer chances to meet each other in the future, and we will lose every meal..."

"No, no, no," Zhang Yu was also quite touched, "I really miss you guys, when I get my mom over with, I'll go to your smuggling company to apply for a job, you can give me a job, and we can still communicate It's..."

"It's really touching. I didn't expect you to treat me like this when I miss your chrysanthemum. What kind of wine do you want to drink tonight?" Tony thought to himself, isn't this fucking interesting to me? years.

Zhang Yu: "..." At this time, Zhang Yu of course felt that something was wrong just like Tony before...but he was fooled by Tony, "Whatever, I don't understand foreign wine."

He can drink, but he is not good at alcohol, and he doesn't smoke. When he was in junior high school, he was smoked by a male classmate in his class. When he came back, his mother smelled the smoke on his body. He smoked so much that he swore that he would be a pig if he smoked again. , Later, it left a shadow, so I never touched it.

Tony is a little thankful to Zhang Yu's mother at this time, if not for this, he must not have a sense of urgency, the so-called pressure and motivation.

Although everyone has been avoiding going by themselves these days, Zhang Yu still invited everyone generously before eating meat, but as a matter of course, no one agreed, which made Zhang Yu even more depressed, "Tony said it was very good Eat meat, why don't you eat it."

Bruce: "I don't know, we eat every day, we're tired of eating..."

"Is it because of this?" Zhang Yu asked suspiciously, "Forget it, I eat deliciously myself."

In fact, not everyone has a good relationship with Tony and is particularly willing to help him, but Tony has already shown that for that. Whoever is bored to be a light bulb is not a grudge against Tony.

So Tony successfully got a chance for the two to date.

He didn't go anywhere else, so he arranged the location on the top floor, and he could hear Sherlock's crazy voice "bored!!" if he didn't speak carefully.

Because it was on the top floor, Zhang Yu didn't think too much, and came up in pajamas, very casual.

As soon as Zhang Yu came up, he toasted Tony, "It's a great opportunity, I wanted to toast you a long time ago, you are a real hero."

"Thank you, and you too." Tony still looked blunt, and accepted the comment generously, "I also offer a toast to you, you are a very interesting person, and I appreciate you very much."

Zhang Yu chuckled a few times, "Speaking of which, I've known you much longer than you have known me, but at that time, you were inside the screen and I was outside. Anyway, this is fate, it's not easy. Just because It’s not easy, let me just say it straight, I don’t think we are suitable, the first one, we are people from different worlds—how you understand this sentence is correct.”

Tony spread his hands, "World fusion is a major trend, and I don't think it's a problem."

Zhang Yu also knew that it was impossible to convince Tony with one sentence, so he went on to say the second sentence, "Look at us ten years later, we will know that we are resentful couples, not to mention that your relationship with my mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is very problematic."

Tony said cunningly: "That's them. At worst, we can separate with love before we become bitter couples. As for the issue of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, isn't this a Chinese characteristic?"

Zhang Yu: "Your uncle, you want to separate when you are not together, which shows how unreliable you are."

Tony: "That's why I'm confident that once you're with me, you'll cry and cry and can't leave me..."

"..." Zhang Yu: "Die you, you should be crying and shouting that I won't have sex with you."

As soon as he finished speaking, a lot of water vapor gathered in Tony's eyes, as if he was filming a Qiong Yao film. He said it immediately, and his expression changed suddenly, like a puppy.

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu was completely speechless, and when he looked into Tony's eyes, his breathing rhythm changed. It's terrible. Originally, Zhang Yu liked to look at beautiful eyes. Tony's eyes are very big, and they are especially moving when he cries. Yu felt distressed for a while, wishing to help Tony wipe away his tears... This is the rhythm that is going to bend!

Tony looked at him with tears in his eyes, "You obviously have feelings, why don't you admit it."

When Zhang Yu saw him, it was like a flashlight, and he said in a daze, "I don't deny it..."

"Then you just admit it?" Tony cursed in his heart through tears, he really saw a Huangse ghost, and crying can make his boyfriend cry?