[Comprehensive] sense of violation
Chapter 3
The bald head's physical shock resistance is naturally not as good as Tony's. After rolling into the living room, he was dizzy. Currently, he can only lie in the pit while Tony and Zhang Yu watch.
Although Tony has a girlfriend and friends, but when faced with this particularly beautiful bald head, even though he knew it was a Chinese nun, he still couldn't help but hold his chin and admire it for a long time.
When he came back to his senses, he found that Zhang Yu was also staring at the beauty with fixed eyebrows. He laughed and said, "Why, are you dumbfounded?"
"Don't compare me with you," Zhang Yu said without raising his eyes, "I'm just staring in this direction in a daze, not looking at her dumbfounded."
Tony: "In a daze?"
Zhang Yu: "Well... I'm thinking whether to mend the hole or to mend it, otherwise it will be too ugly. The anti-theft net is fine. Do you know any material that is very strong and can be netted? I'll make a net over there and forget it ...the next time someone falls in and is directly caught in the net..."
Tony: "...Good idea, I will try it out for you."
"Thank you," Zhang Yu said, "Oh, but who is this? The bald head...it can't be Miejue Shitai. Could it be that little nun in Xiaoao Jianghu called what...what?"
Tony's big eyes flickered, "Ah... Anyway, we should put the lady in a comfortable place first, right?"
Zhang Yu glanced at him, "Of course."
Tony is about to help the little beauty.
In the end, Zhang Yu slapped his hand, "Leave me alone."
Tony withdrew his hand, "Oh, what are you doing, what look in your eyes, who do you take me for?"
Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "Be loyal to your girlfriend, this is China, it is not allowed to hug a woman who is not a girlfriend."
"Is there this rule? You still have this rule in China? Why don't I know? I mean... wait, this is not your girlfriend, why can you hug me, I..."
Tony hadn't finished talking, Zhang Yu's hand had just held the little beauty's waist, and the unconscious little beauty suddenly opened her eyes, put Zhang Yu's hand on her back, rolled over and rode on him, and died with the other hand It stuck his neck tightly!
That ferocious gaze, sharp movements!
Tony stood up and took several steps back (...)!
Zhang Yu was terrified, "Hey, hey... You, don't get me wrong! I just want to help you up!"
Tony glanced into the room—his steel suit was in there—with a little uneasiness in his eyes, after all, the steel suit is still unusable, but he still said relaxedly: "Let you help other people's girlfriends."
The bald-headed beauty gave him a sharp look, and then asked Zhang Yu in a deep voice, "What is this barbarian talking about?"
Zhang Yu: "Can you let me go first..."
The little beauty's hands tightened a bit, and she said with a blank expression: "Don't move, I'll ask you a few questions first, where is this place, who are you, and how did I get here!"
Zhang Yulu said with a straight face: "You tell me your name first, so I can tell you!"
The little beauty stared at him for two seconds, then said abruptly, "Okay, my name is Chu Liuxiang."
Zhang Yu: "..."
Zhang Yu bit his back molars and swallowed the complaint, "Okay... that's... Chu Liuxiang, right? That's it, did you see a key before you came here?"
Who the hell are you lying to! !Who are you kidding!Say you are Chu Liuxiang, Chu Liuxiang is like you!Keep a big bald head!
Well, he knows who this is, if it wasn't for Wuhua Zhang Yu, he would dare to chop off his head!I almost made him laugh angrily, but I can really say it...
Wuhua raised her eyebrows and thought for a while, "Yes, indeed."
Zhang Yu said weakly: "Because of some accidents above, that key brought you to our world... Didn't your Buddhists say that there are three thousand worlds? You can probably understand it. In short, I am responsible for temporarily accepting you Such a person, and then sent you back. Now you let go of me, and then I will arrange a room for you, you can stay here for a few days, and then you can return to your own world, it's as simple as that."
Wuhua scrutinized his expression carefully.
Zhang Yu calmly let him watch.
Then Wuhua let him go, stood up and dusted off his clothes, with a kind smile on his face, "Then I will trouble you, Chu is very grateful."
Pretend, you just pretend...
Zhang Yu stood up muttering, "Then let me introduce you, this is Tony Stark, an American, just like you, but from another world."
Wuhua also smiled at Tony, and said, "He can't understand us, right? He doesn't look like the barbarians I've seen, he's a bit short."
Zhang Yu: "..."
You are such a monk who doesn't lie about grammar!Say whatever you want! ... What do you know!He is tall, rich and handsome!
Poor Tony didn't know that the little beauty in front of him was an out-and-out man. Seeing him smiling at him, he couldn't understand what he was saying, but reflexively returned a charming smile to show his kindness.
Tony smiled back, and Wuhua smiled again, his handsome face lit up, and he looked really kind...
Zhang Yu shuddered, and then introduced to Tony, "This is Chu."
Tony stretched out his hand, "Hello, Chu."
Zhang Yu explained, "This is their etiquette, so the two of them extended their right hands and shook hands."
Wu Hua smiled and said, "Oh, you tell him we don't have such rules."
"..." Zhang Yu: "Chu is very conservative and doesn't shake hands with others."
"OK..." Tony withdrew his hand, "This is really..." His expression could not be said to be protesting why the Chinese are so conservative, but he was still regretting that he could not shake hands with Wuhua.
"Also," Zhang Yu said abruptly, "Chu is a man."
Tony Playboy Stark was dumbfounded: "What?! Sayitaagain!"
Zhang Yu: "He's a man."
Tony: "...I thought it was China instead of Thailand."
Zhang Yu glanced at Wuhua, "Ahem, we still have women who look like men here, you have to get used to it."
Wuhua: "What is he talking about? He looks surprised."
Zhang Yu laughed, "Oh, this foreign devil has never seen a martial arts master, so he was surprised by your skills. Come on, let me introduce you again, that is Heizi Tetsuya."
Wuhua: "??"
Heizi got up from the sofa, bowed, "It's the first time we meet, I'm Tetsuya Heizi."
Zhang Yu can guarantee that Wuhua's pupils shrank in an instant!But he was able to keep his face unchanged, and his pupils quickly returned to normal, and he replied in Japanese, "It's the first time we meet, I am...Chu Liuxiang."
Heizi obviously didn't expect Wuhua to speak neon, a little surprised, but very happy.
Zhang Yuqian said with a smile: "Hero Chu is really versatile, and he can speak Fusang."
Wuhua said lightly: "It's just a little dabble." He paused, and asked in Chinese: "Is Heizi a ninja?"
"..." Zhang Yu: "No...it's..."
"Really." Wuhua glanced at him.
Wu Hua looked around the room, her expression seemed very plain, and then she asked, "Should I also change into clothes like yours?"
clever!Zhang Yu nodded, "Yes, wait a moment, I'll get you a set of clothes, you should be able to wear mine, and I'll find you a new one."
He ran to his room and looked through the closet, and found that the only clothes he didn't wear were a few peripheral T-shirts, including Mickey Mouse T-shirt, Pleasant Goat T-shirt, Batman T-shirt...and Iron Man T-shirt.
Iron Man T-shirts...
Zhang Yu shouted: "Hero Chu, you can come in and change your clothes."
10 minute later.
Zhang Yu, Heizi Tetsuya, Tony Stark, and Wu Hua each sat at one side of the table. Zhang Yu said solemnly, "There was no one a few days ago. Now we gather four people and we can start."
"Wait, what's the start?" Tony stopped him, "Would you like to explain Chu's clothes first?"
Wuhua noticed that he was looking at herself, and also at her clothes, "What's wrong?"
Now he is wearing a T-shirt with the words Ironman and the pattern of Iron Man...
Of course, in his opinion, his clothes with Iron Man prints and Tony's clothes with circles of light shining on his chest are very strange, but there is no essential difference...
Heizi translated to Wuhua simultaneously in Japanese.
Tony turned his head to the side, "Well... that's right, I'm printed on your clothes."
Wuhua: "He was printed? What do you mean?"
Heizi told Tony the truth.
Tony: "That means you have my battle armor printed on your body."
This time Wuhua understood what he meant, and he looked at Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu: "...That's right, the clothes belong to me, I'm a fan of Tony, what's the matter, what's the matter?!"
Wu Hua gave him a strange look, "I'm the one wearing the clothes, why are you so excited?"
Tony also blinked his eyes wide, "It's not that bad, I really appreciate this, ah, back then, there were a group of chicks in gold and red skirts with lights on their chests dancing around me, haha, go ahead and talk about it."
Heizi took a sip of the milkshake and looked at him puzzled...
Zhang Yu: "..."
"Forget it, forget it..." Zhang Yu put his hands on the table in frustration, "Continue...let's start..."
He divinely pressed the button, click, click, and four rings of mahjong tiles rose on the table...
Three people: "..."
Zhang Yu: "The three of you should all know what this is, right? But I guess the rules are different. Now let me talk about the rules on our side. Let's start. I know you are poor and don't play with money."
Tony Billionaire Stark: "I can't seem to catch what you're saying, can you say that again..."
"I'm sorry, you can't swipe your card with us. If you play money, you're going to lose, can you break your armor to pay off your debt?" Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "Don't quarrel with me, you are all eating and living now. As for mine, if I lose, I will use my housework to repay the debt."
Tony was still dissatisfied, "Will I lose to you?"
"Then try it. Since you want to provoke, if you lose the most, you will clean the toilet." Zhang Yu threw the dice and smiled maliciously.
The genius Stark smiled angrily, "deal."
The author has something to say: from top to bottom is Tony's Mark Di. I don't know how many are probably the 42nd generation armor, Nini in regular clothes, and the group of "ironggirls" mentioned in this chapter. Even if the poor monk dies, don't wear it back!
Although Tony has a girlfriend and friends, but when faced with this particularly beautiful bald head, even though he knew it was a Chinese nun, he still couldn't help but hold his chin and admire it for a long time.
When he came back to his senses, he found that Zhang Yu was also staring at the beauty with fixed eyebrows. He laughed and said, "Why, are you dumbfounded?"
"Don't compare me with you," Zhang Yu said without raising his eyes, "I'm just staring in this direction in a daze, not looking at her dumbfounded."
Tony: "In a daze?"
Zhang Yu: "Well... I'm thinking whether to mend the hole or to mend it, otherwise it will be too ugly. The anti-theft net is fine. Do you know any material that is very strong and can be netted? I'll make a net over there and forget it ...the next time someone falls in and is directly caught in the net..."
Tony: "...Good idea, I will try it out for you."
"Thank you," Zhang Yu said, "Oh, but who is this? The bald head...it can't be Miejue Shitai. Could it be that little nun in Xiaoao Jianghu called what...what?"
Tony's big eyes flickered, "Ah... Anyway, we should put the lady in a comfortable place first, right?"
Zhang Yu glanced at him, "Of course."
Tony is about to help the little beauty.
In the end, Zhang Yu slapped his hand, "Leave me alone."
Tony withdrew his hand, "Oh, what are you doing, what look in your eyes, who do you take me for?"
Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "Be loyal to your girlfriend, this is China, it is not allowed to hug a woman who is not a girlfriend."
"Is there this rule? You still have this rule in China? Why don't I know? I mean... wait, this is not your girlfriend, why can you hug me, I..."
Tony hadn't finished talking, Zhang Yu's hand had just held the little beauty's waist, and the unconscious little beauty suddenly opened her eyes, put Zhang Yu's hand on her back, rolled over and rode on him, and died with the other hand It stuck his neck tightly!
That ferocious gaze, sharp movements!
Tony stood up and took several steps back (...)!
Zhang Yu was terrified, "Hey, hey... You, don't get me wrong! I just want to help you up!"
Tony glanced into the room—his steel suit was in there—with a little uneasiness in his eyes, after all, the steel suit is still unusable, but he still said relaxedly: "Let you help other people's girlfriends."
The bald-headed beauty gave him a sharp look, and then asked Zhang Yu in a deep voice, "What is this barbarian talking about?"
Zhang Yu: "Can you let me go first..."
The little beauty's hands tightened a bit, and she said with a blank expression: "Don't move, I'll ask you a few questions first, where is this place, who are you, and how did I get here!"
Zhang Yulu said with a straight face: "You tell me your name first, so I can tell you!"
The little beauty stared at him for two seconds, then said abruptly, "Okay, my name is Chu Liuxiang."
Zhang Yu: "..."
Zhang Yu bit his back molars and swallowed the complaint, "Okay... that's... Chu Liuxiang, right? That's it, did you see a key before you came here?"
Who the hell are you lying to! !Who are you kidding!Say you are Chu Liuxiang, Chu Liuxiang is like you!Keep a big bald head!
Well, he knows who this is, if it wasn't for Wuhua Zhang Yu, he would dare to chop off his head!I almost made him laugh angrily, but I can really say it...
Wuhua raised her eyebrows and thought for a while, "Yes, indeed."
Zhang Yu said weakly: "Because of some accidents above, that key brought you to our world... Didn't your Buddhists say that there are three thousand worlds? You can probably understand it. In short, I am responsible for temporarily accepting you Such a person, and then sent you back. Now you let go of me, and then I will arrange a room for you, you can stay here for a few days, and then you can return to your own world, it's as simple as that."
Wuhua scrutinized his expression carefully.
Zhang Yu calmly let him watch.
Then Wuhua let him go, stood up and dusted off his clothes, with a kind smile on his face, "Then I will trouble you, Chu is very grateful."
Pretend, you just pretend...
Zhang Yu stood up muttering, "Then let me introduce you, this is Tony Stark, an American, just like you, but from another world."
Wuhua also smiled at Tony, and said, "He can't understand us, right? He doesn't look like the barbarians I've seen, he's a bit short."
Zhang Yu: "..."
You are such a monk who doesn't lie about grammar!Say whatever you want! ... What do you know!He is tall, rich and handsome!
Poor Tony didn't know that the little beauty in front of him was an out-and-out man. Seeing him smiling at him, he couldn't understand what he was saying, but reflexively returned a charming smile to show his kindness.
Tony smiled back, and Wuhua smiled again, his handsome face lit up, and he looked really kind...
Zhang Yu shuddered, and then introduced to Tony, "This is Chu."
Tony stretched out his hand, "Hello, Chu."
Zhang Yu explained, "This is their etiquette, so the two of them extended their right hands and shook hands."
Wu Hua smiled and said, "Oh, you tell him we don't have such rules."
"..." Zhang Yu: "Chu is very conservative and doesn't shake hands with others."
"OK..." Tony withdrew his hand, "This is really..." His expression could not be said to be protesting why the Chinese are so conservative, but he was still regretting that he could not shake hands with Wuhua.
"Also," Zhang Yu said abruptly, "Chu is a man."
Tony Playboy Stark was dumbfounded: "What?! Sayitaagain!"
Zhang Yu: "He's a man."
Tony: "...I thought it was China instead of Thailand."
Zhang Yu glanced at Wuhua, "Ahem, we still have women who look like men here, you have to get used to it."
Wuhua: "What is he talking about? He looks surprised."
Zhang Yu laughed, "Oh, this foreign devil has never seen a martial arts master, so he was surprised by your skills. Come on, let me introduce you again, that is Heizi Tetsuya."
Wuhua: "??"
Heizi got up from the sofa, bowed, "It's the first time we meet, I'm Tetsuya Heizi."
Zhang Yu can guarantee that Wuhua's pupils shrank in an instant!But he was able to keep his face unchanged, and his pupils quickly returned to normal, and he replied in Japanese, "It's the first time we meet, I am...Chu Liuxiang."
Heizi obviously didn't expect Wuhua to speak neon, a little surprised, but very happy.
Zhang Yuqian said with a smile: "Hero Chu is really versatile, and he can speak Fusang."
Wuhua said lightly: "It's just a little dabble." He paused, and asked in Chinese: "Is Heizi a ninja?"
"..." Zhang Yu: "No...it's..."
"Really." Wuhua glanced at him.
Wu Hua looked around the room, her expression seemed very plain, and then she asked, "Should I also change into clothes like yours?"
clever!Zhang Yu nodded, "Yes, wait a moment, I'll get you a set of clothes, you should be able to wear mine, and I'll find you a new one."
He ran to his room and looked through the closet, and found that the only clothes he didn't wear were a few peripheral T-shirts, including Mickey Mouse T-shirt, Pleasant Goat T-shirt, Batman T-shirt...and Iron Man T-shirt.
Iron Man T-shirts...
Zhang Yu shouted: "Hero Chu, you can come in and change your clothes."
10 minute later.
Zhang Yu, Heizi Tetsuya, Tony Stark, and Wu Hua each sat at one side of the table. Zhang Yu said solemnly, "There was no one a few days ago. Now we gather four people and we can start."
"Wait, what's the start?" Tony stopped him, "Would you like to explain Chu's clothes first?"
Wuhua noticed that he was looking at herself, and also at her clothes, "What's wrong?"
Now he is wearing a T-shirt with the words Ironman and the pattern of Iron Man...
Of course, in his opinion, his clothes with Iron Man prints and Tony's clothes with circles of light shining on his chest are very strange, but there is no essential difference...
Heizi translated to Wuhua simultaneously in Japanese.
Tony turned his head to the side, "Well... that's right, I'm printed on your clothes."
Wuhua: "He was printed? What do you mean?"
Heizi told Tony the truth.
Tony: "That means you have my battle armor printed on your body."
This time Wuhua understood what he meant, and he looked at Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu: "...That's right, the clothes belong to me, I'm a fan of Tony, what's the matter, what's the matter?!"
Wu Hua gave him a strange look, "I'm the one wearing the clothes, why are you so excited?"
Tony also blinked his eyes wide, "It's not that bad, I really appreciate this, ah, back then, there were a group of chicks in gold and red skirts with lights on their chests dancing around me, haha, go ahead and talk about it."
Heizi took a sip of the milkshake and looked at him puzzled...
Zhang Yu: "..."
"Forget it, forget it..." Zhang Yu put his hands on the table in frustration, "Continue...let's start..."
He divinely pressed the button, click, click, and four rings of mahjong tiles rose on the table...
Three people: "..."
Zhang Yu: "The three of you should all know what this is, right? But I guess the rules are different. Now let me talk about the rules on our side. Let's start. I know you are poor and don't play with money."
Tony Billionaire Stark: "I can't seem to catch what you're saying, can you say that again..."
"I'm sorry, you can't swipe your card with us. If you play money, you're going to lose, can you break your armor to pay off your debt?" Zhang Yu rolled his eyes, "Don't quarrel with me, you are all eating and living now. As for mine, if I lose, I will use my housework to repay the debt."
Tony was still dissatisfied, "Will I lose to you?"
"Then try it. Since you want to provoke, if you lose the most, you will clean the toilet." Zhang Yu threw the dice and smiled maliciously.
The genius Stark smiled angrily, "deal."
The author has something to say: from top to bottom is Tony's Mark Di. I don't know how many are probably the 42nd generation armor, Nini in regular clothes, and the group of "ironggirls" mentioned in this chapter. Even if the poor monk dies, don't wear it back!
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