[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Tony Stark is a person who can have more than one mortal enemy at any time, which can also be understood as: the main character.

How can the personality and strength of the protagonist be highlighted without a deadly enemy...

So after Flowerless leaves, Sherlock arrives as Stark's new sworn enemy.

But in contrast, Sherlock is also a person who can have N mortal enemies at any time, and the scope spreads from his own brother to the outside. It can be seen what a huge number this N represents.

Of course, this is all thanks to his brain that is spinning rapidly and his mouth that never shows mercy.

The result was a vicious tongue and a cheap mouth, and the war of the century started at Zhang Yu's house.

Sherlock has to find work for himself at any time, otherwise he will be irritable and restless. Sherlock finds work for himself. He heard that there is a fugitive criminal here in Zhang Yu, so he opened the translator to study "Legend of Chu Liuxiang". I have never seen Wuhua, so I have to understand and analyze him from the book. The completely unfamiliar world, words and people are also a big challenge for Sherlock, so I haven’t eaten for several meals.

Zhang Yu patted the table, "Weasley! Get out and eat! Dinner is ready!"

With his command...

Tony: "Science has proven that skipping meals can affect brain function. Low blood sugar leads to mental decline, memory loss, and inability to concentrate. If this happens for a long time, the result is that we may end up visiting you in the hospital."

At this time, everyone gathered at the dining table to eat. Although Sherlock was also sitting at the table, the plate in front of him was clean, and no food was touched. He had a thoughtful face, and when he heard Tony's words, he fought back without raising his head. , "That's your brain, it doesn't apply to me. And I believe that before visiting me, everyone should visit you first, long-term drinking and entertainment, no sleep, and serious injuries to the heart, your body is exhausted I can see it with my eyes, my God, you are exuding a rotten breath."

"Don't you know that there is a saying in China that life must be full of happiness, and, in fact, I think I am quite healthy now," Tony looked up, pretending to be thinking, "I am a little worried about you Do you have a girlfriend?"

Sherlock: "NO."

Tony: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yeah, of course you don't, I can see that you are British, right? You have an obvious accent, hahahahahaha." Who wouldn't know Sherlock Holmes? , Tony is obviously asking knowingly.

Zhang Yu: "..."

……Hello!You are too much!

Sherlock frowned, "I don't have a boyfriend either."

Tony: "??"

Sherlock raised his eyebrows, and said a second later: "Obviously, what you said before was not satirizing the relationship between my nationality and my sexuality."

"Of course not!" Tony exclaimed almost immediately, "Oh my God! You think I said you don't have a girlfriend because you're British and you have a boyfriend? No, no, why are you thinking like this What a British mind..."

Zhang Yu: "..." He was thankful that he thought wrongly just now but didn't say it out of his mouth...

Sherlock said without embarrassment: "This is just based on the misunderstanding of us by people all over the world."

"To whom, to you British people, or to you and Mr. Watson?" Tony sneered triumphantly, as if he had caught some of Sherlock's braids, "That's right, people all over the world know that you and Mr. Mr. Watson, you, bromance... oh no, B should be removed, complete, pure, romance."

"I didn't expect that even the upstarts in the United States read John's blog." Sherlock was still very calm, "John and I are very suitable partners, and he is my only friend."

"Let's be friends..." Zhang Yu couldn't help complaining in a low voice.

"Come on." Tony took a bite of the lamb chops, not taking Sherlock's words seriously.

Bruce said awkwardly: "How did the topic turn to such a fashionable topic..."

"No, it's not a fashion, it's a long-standing tradition." Tony looked at the protagonist of a love story that was popular in the Victorian era meaningfully, "By the way, I just said that you don't have a girlfriend and you are a The relationship between the British, the original intention was just to remind you to pay attention to your hairline - given that you care about my body."

Sherlock: "..."

Zhang Yu couldn't help but smooth things over and said, "I think Sherlock's hair is still very thick at the moment, and there is no worry of losing his hair."

Tony took out his mobile phone, with a swipe of his finger, a virtual screen was erected, and then a picture of Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock's own brother, appeared on it. Tony held his chin and said, "Although the words That said, but according to genetics, as long as you or your brother is not the product of Xidang's father, then your brother will be you ten years later..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Sherlock's cold gray eyes scanned the picture displayed on the ultra-high-tech product, his eyes swept over Tony, and he was about to speak.

Zhang Yu snatched Tony's cell phone and turned it off, "Hey, hey, it's time to eat, you two, look, how can you eat when you are so noisy, Sherlock, don't worry about him, I think you and brother are good ...Look, your brother is extremely smart in our Chinese language..."

The more he explained, the more confused he became, and the phone in his hand "beeped" and turned on again, and photos of Mycroft continued to appear...

Zhang Yu: "...Dear Stark!"

Tony spread his hands, "You have the phone."

Zhang Yu: "...Jarvis!!"

Jarvis: "Sir?"

Zhang Yu: "I know it's you! You locked me up!"

The phone quietly went black again...

"Beep beep."

The Nokia text message sounded, Zhang Yu took out his mobile phone, and found that it was a text message, a letter from an unknown number, he clicked on it, and a summer roll with a Mediterranean hairstyle appeared on the screen...

Zhang Yu: "..."

"Tony Tucker!" Zhang Yu roared.

Tony raised his hand, "actually, my name is Anthony Edward Stark, my surname is Stark, not Zuosi Tucker."

Zhang Yu: "...you are trying to die right now! Can you stop! Just a little!"

Sherlock put his hands on his chin at the right time and sneered: "Young age will lower the IQ of the whole building."

Tony: "GAY, two more ladies."

Sherlock: "It's not GAY, I feel that my IQ is about to be influenced by you."

Tony: "Mature man, thanks for those two ladies you set aside, or maybe one."

Sherlock: "The official said that 1.7 meters five is actually only a mature man with a height of 1.7 meters to 1.7 meters two who wears underwear all the year round."

Tony: "It's not GAY who always says he's married to his job but keeps destroying his roommate's relationship and relying on him." When it comes to not being GAY, Tony stretches out his hands and flexes his index and middle fingers, making quotation marks.

Sherlock, "Then do you want to be my new roommate? I believe you can make me look slimmer than John, as long as you don't wear underwear."

Tony: "No, how about, gayme?"

Sherlock: "No, I think you're trying to be gay, since you're always looking at me with your puppy eyes."

"Sorry? I'm looking at you with puppyeyes?" Tony looked around with a look of disbelief on his face, "I see everyone like this, okay? It's not my fault that you have charming eyes, and neither do your high cheekbones You attract me as much as you can imagine, virgin."

Sherlock: "You brought up this topic."

Tony: "No, it's you."

Sherlock: "You."

Tony: "You."

Sherlock: "You."

Tony: "You you you you you."

Sherlock: "You."

……

Zhang Yu: "It's me!! It's me, are you alright!!!"

The speed of these two people's speech is too fast, you and me connect seamlessly, as if everyone can answer without thinking like them, the speed of speech is too fast, until they start to say "you you you" to each other. "Accused Zhang Yu only realized their third round of dialogue...

The onlookers, Bruce, took a sip of the soup, and said innocently, "So are you trying to force him to come out now?"

Tony: "Comeon, look at this kid, he's just a glass cabinet."

Sherlock sneered: "There is a deep cabinet with many girlfriends."

Bruce: "Then why don't you guys come out together?"

Tony & Sherlock shouted at the same time: "I'mnotGAY!!!"

……

Zhang Yu: "...Don't be so excited, capitalize it."

In a blink of an eye, he saw that Heizi seemed to be muttering something while eating, and said regretfully, "Look at how you scare the kid!"

Both Tony and Sherlock looked at Heizi with burning eyes.

Heizi raised his eyes and blinked a hundred times more innocent than Bruce, "What?"

Tony: "Are you scared to talk nonsense?"

Heizi: "I'm just thinking about what you guys said just now, sir."

Tony: "...what are you thinking about doing this?"

"It's nothing," Heizi said very calmly, "Practice English, your accent is a good example."

Kise held Heizi's hand and said, "We can practice together, where did you retell?"

Heizi imitated Tony's tone: "How about it, do you want to be gay?"

Kise: "YES!!!!!!"

Kuroko:"……"

Everyone: "..."

"It's so lively!" The Weasley brothers came out of the room, "We started eating before we waited!"

But no one paid any attention to them, the atmosphere at the scene was a bit weird...

George and Fred hugged each other cheek to cheek, "Mr. Holmes—"

Sherlock didn't even look back: "Shutup! On the left is George and on the right is Fred!"

"..." the twins choked.