[Comprehensive] sense of violation

Sherlock: "There are no flowers in this city!!"

This is Sherlock's conclusion after studying "A Sea of ​​Blood" and the situation in China.

Zhang Yu said wisely: "I also think, by the way, do you think it is possible for him to lurk in Nanta Temple? After thinking about it, I think it is very possible. After all, there is the largest gathering place of bald heads in this city."

Sherlock held Zhang Yu's laptop and operated something without raising his head, "Do you think you can think of him but not? He is nearby, watching you."

Tony jumped over, biting a biscuit, and sat on the sofa, "I think you should go through the police and investigate the recent theft or robbery."

Zhang Yu asked in a daze, "Why?"

Tony: "According to my calculations, when Wuhua left, he had less than 100 yuan on him, at most enough for him to get a fake ID card. What will he do for a living in the short term?"

"...Wait," Zhang Yu felt that there was a great sense of disobedience, "False certificate? I'll go, fake certificate?!"

"Yes, there must be false evidence," Sherlock put his hands together, with his fingertips resting on his chin, curled up horizontally on the single sofa, with the notebook on his chest, the light from the screen shone on his face, and his pupils became In deep blue, "There are a lot of stickers on the poles outside. I checked the Internet with my mobile phone. It means 'to apply for a certificate'. If he wants to apply for a certificate, it is very easy."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Sherlock: "As far as I know Wuhua from the book, in this case, he won't go far. Have you ever acted alone these days?"

Zhang Yu said blankly: "Acting alone? I think about it... probably not."

Sherlock: "Yeah."

Zhang Yu: "What do you mean?"

Tony and Sherlock are now in a situation where they seem to be exchanging ideas, but in fact, a closer look reveals that they are not talking directly at all, nor are they looking at each other, completely ignoring each other's existence.

So at this moment, Tony didn't even look at Sherlock, and said indifferently: "It means that if you acted alone before, maybe we won't be able to see you."

Zhang Yu was terrified immediately, and stammered, "You, you mean... Wuhua...he is lurking around and watching me, is, is he looking for a chance to kill me?"

"I asked Ximen, Ye and Lu, and none of them noticed Wuhua's whereabouts, but I'm sure he is nearby, which proves that although Wuhua's martial arts may not be as good as the three of them, he definitely has perseverance and endurance , and IQ, to keep from being discovered by the three of them," Sherlock cast his eyes out of the window, "I think, if I hadn't come, you would have been killed by Wuhua sooner or later."

Zhang Yu was a little stunned, grasped some seemingly unnecessary information and asked, "Why did you ask Ximen and the others, you don't know Chinese."

"Mobile phone dictionary." Sherlock said four words in not-so-standard Chinese, and Zhang Yu only managed to understand.

And Tony's focus is on Sherlock's last sentence, "It's hard to agree with your point of view, it's too narcissistic, I'm here even if you didn't come."

"Really? So you are also in favor of catching Wuhua?" Sherlock seemed to look at him meaningfully.

Tony's expression was a little frozen, "Is this related to my opinion?"

After Sherlock glanced at him, he quickly withdrew his gaze, staring at the computer and said: "You and Wuhua don't like each other. Before I appeared, he was your worst enemy."

"It's really hard for me to like that dead bald man." Tony said lightly.

Zhang Yu said confusedly: "Wait, what are you doing now? Sherlock, did you find out something, do you need Tony's armor to help you catch people? Actually, Simon and the others can also do this job, you know They hate it so much."

As soon as Sherlock turned over and sat up, he stuffed the notebook into Tony's hand, "Then do it."

Tony put the notebook on the coffee table, "What to do."

"Come on, don't be stupid," Sherlock put his legs on the table, "there are many cameras in the streets and alleys of China, and your super AI housekeeper can easily hack into all the cameras around and call up the video data without any trouble. You can easily know his range of activities, but you don't, why? Is it because of me, or because of Wuhua, or just want to play "Save the Beauty" when Wuhua appears, Or even all three - none of this is about me, I just need you or your AI to hack right now."

With his fingers on his lips, Tony looked at the notebook expressionlessly.

"..." There was too much information just now, and it took Zhang Yu a long time to digest it, "Tony?"

Tony relaxed, and said to Sherlock: "So you admit that your hacking skills are not as good as mine?"

Sherlock: "..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony triumphantly pushed away the computer and took out his mobile phone, "Okpatus' computer is too scumbag, I can just use my mobile phone."

"...Hey! Don't call me Okpatus!" Zhang Yu thumped the table, "Don't despise my notebook!"

As if reminded by his words, Sherlock said, "Oh, by the way, I will help you delete all pornographic videos on your computer."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony: "Oh?"

Zhang Yu broke down: "Isn't that normal! Why are you looking at me like that! Don't tell me you don't even watch it!"

Sherlock: "No."

Tony: "Don't look."

Zhang Yu OTZ: "You guys won... please continue..."

Sherlock took a strange look at his posture, and slowly said: "Too many pornographic videos occupy the memory space, make your computer run too slow, and be infected with viruses, if it continues, your computer will be destroyed. Yes, just to make sure I didn't mistakenly delete something else, I took a quick look and found that a third of those videos are cartoons?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

Tony stroked his chin and said, "This is your hobby?"

Zhang Yu: "...Why do things that are quite normal become so abnormal when you say them? Why?"

Sherlock gave a low laugh, "Normal, no, I don't think that's normal, except for one-third of the cartoons, there are quite a few of them featuring muscular men doing strange wrestling activities... ..."

"That's Billy Herrington!!!" Zhang Yu hissed.

Tony: "That GV actor's name is Billy Herrington? Zhang, you didn't tell me that you originally..."

"That's right, no...wait, although it is...but..." Zhang Yu cried and waved his hands, "No, I don't think that's because of admiration for male muscles, it's because of Billy Herrington...Billy Herrington is a philosopher!"

Both Tony and Sherlock remained silent for quite some time.

"Philosophy." Tony savored these two words carefully, "I often feel that you really live in a different world from me, or is it because of the region? Chinese culture?"

Sherlock: "That actor should be American."

Zhang Yu cried blindly, "OTZ, let's stop talking about this topic now, okay? First look for Wuhua, look for Wuhua! Isn't he going to kill me! After I'm done, I'll explain to you what philosophy is ♂ not good?"

"NO—" Sherlock held out a finger, "I don't need it."

"I don't think I need it either, OK, I asked Jarvis to focus on the bald head, and now I have some results." Tony reached for the remote control and turned on the TV, and then clicked a few buttons on the TV with his mobile phone. Next, the menu of his mobile phone appeared on the TV screen, and at the same time, the speaker itself lit up, and Jarvis' voice sounded, "With a time limit of one week, all cameras within a radius of two blocks have captured a total of 75 images including Snippets of bald heads, extended range, and some clips of people wearing hats. May I ask, Mr. Zhang, do you have any images without flowers? If so, I can compare faces to find him in five seconds fragments."

Zhang Yu opened his mouth: "..."

Jarvis: "Sir? Sir?"

Zhang Yu said dryly: "This has nothing to do with whether you need it or not. Listen to my explanation. I am really different from you. I am not a glass cabinet or a deep cabinet. That Billy Herrington GV is just..."

"You asked to talk about something serious, why did the topic go back to evil things like GV? Really, Zhang, no matter what is on your computer, we are all friends, everyone has a little bit of hobbies, there is nothing to be ashamed of , don’t you see that long face over there still likes to steal the police officer’s ID card? This kind of behavior can be called inferior.” Tony said to Zhang Yu comfortingly, “But you are too mean, and you haven’t told me. I want to introduce you to a girlfriend, but now it seems unnecessary, maybe you want a muscular boyfriend more?"

"I think cheating is the worst behavior. For example, telling everyone that you are 175 centimeters tall," Sherlock countered without blinking. side."

……

Zhang Yu: "...I don't have any photos of Wuhua."

Maybe Jarvis is the only one who doesn't laugh at Zhang Yu... No, but he is not human at all, it's really sad.

"Okay, here are the screenshots of the first round of search objects." Following Jarvis' voice, dozens of thumbnails of pictures appeared on the TV screen. Zhang Yu looked at them carefully and found that there were no flowers. "It seems that he has cross-dressed."

Jarvis called up the screenshots of the second round, and this time it was a bit much.

Zhang Yu shouted at the top of his voice, "Heizi! Come out and help!"

Sherlock: "He's right behind you."

Zhang Yu didn't catch his breath and was almost choked to death by himself. Looking back, he saw that Heizi was actually standing behind his sofa sucking a milkshake. After thinking for a long time, he said to Sherlock, "I'm not scared by Heizi. , I was scared by you! It's too scary, how did you find him!"

Sherlock said calmly: "Observe, use your eyes."

Zhang Yu complained: "No, I can't see him even with my eyes."

Sherlock also complained: "So you just watch, not observe. He uses the Misdirection technique, which is very practical, but it can't hide from my eyes. From the first time we talked about Billy Herrington, he came out and opened the refrigerator. When I was there, I found him."

Zhang Yu: "...Okay, well, anyway, you are the first person in our house who can 'see' Heizi, really..." He pretended to wipe away his tears, "Come on, Heizi, Come with me and find out Wuhua from these pictures!"

Heizi walked forward silently, stood with Zhang Yu, and said abruptly, "I know who Billy Herrington is."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Sherlock didn't change his face: "Of course, of course you know."

Zhang Yu: "..." Is he thinking too much, or is Sherlock really implying something?

Heizi didn't realize the deep meaning in Sherlock's words at all, so he took a sip of the milkshake and said, "I saw it on a website called Niconico, a classmate of mine asked me to read it, although I didn't understand the meaning... …you too?"

Zhang Yu was almost moved to tears, touched Heizi's head and said, "I knew that there are still people who understand me..."

Sherlock gave them a cold look.