[Comprehensive] sense of violation

That night, Zhang Yu was depressed by five-year-old Lanbo, 15-year-old Lanbo, and 25-year-old Lanbo in turn. He didn't sleep well at all. Alas, he also wanted to have a regular work and rest time, but reality didn't give him this opportunity.

So the next day, as expected, he started to feel sleepy during the day. Zhang Yu was afraid that he would fall asleep and Lanbo would cause trouble again. Principal Deng was too old and Heizi was too soft. He still has to do the job.So Zhang Yu had no choice but to tie Lanbo to his chest with a clothesline, unable to move at all, and then lay on the sofa to sleep, his head still buried in Lanbo's explosive head, which was quite soft...

Zhang Yu wouldn't gag Lan Bo's mouth when he was crying so close. He could just put on the earphones and play songs. After a while, Tony or Wu Hua, who couldn't listen to it naturally, came to teach him a lesson.

He slept until the afternoon. When he woke up, Lan Bo seemed to be exhausted. He fell asleep on his chest, and his clothes were wet with saliva.

"Evil..." Zhang Yu quickly loosened the rope, lifted Lan Bo away, and immediately took off the T-shirt with both hands.

He scratched his head and found that there was silence in the room. He said depressedly: "Where is everyone? Why is no one asking me to eat? Why is no one asking me to eat! Heizi! Tony! Principal Deng!"

But the room was still silent, and no one responded to him.

Strange, strange, hey, where have all the people gone!

"Damn it, is there anyone alive?"

With Zhang Yu's roar, the three defenses of the balcony's anti-theft net, the door and the bedroom door were knocked open again by the "bang bang bang" triple strike, and another person rolled into the living room, but his posture was not in a panic, touching the ground. After turning over neatly, he propped himself on the ground with one hand and held a sword in the other, and knelt there on one knee steadily!

handsome!

Zhang Yu: "..."

Well... another one.

Zhang Yu inserted his waist: "Handsome guy, welcome..."

"boom--!"

There was another sound, and another group of figures also rolled from the balcony to the living room. The posture of landing was not inferior to the first handsome guy, and stood firmly beside him.

"...Damn it, how many more are there?"

As soon as Zhang Yu finished speaking, the third person also flew in, but he didn't roll in, but flew in with his limbs wide open, and hit the second handsome guy with a "slap", causing the two of them to fall together on the third body, the three rolled together.

Zhang Yu: "..."

The third person quickly got up, stroked his beard, and said with a chuckle, "I really didn't mean it. I'm sorry, Ximen, I didn't expect you to be unable to catch me."

The cold and handsome face of the second handsome guy was a little cracked, "I didn't tell you not to touch the key—"

"I can't help it, the more you talk about it, the more I want to touch it," he said aggrievedly: "Besides, how can I bear the heart that both of you are in danger? By the way, what kind of place is this? Little brother, can you tell us?"

The first handsome guy who arrived here also stood up quietly, and the three of them looked at the topless Zhang Yu with burning eyes.

Zhang Yu put his hands on his hips and said with a blank expression: "Hehe, it seems that it's our daily wear program again. Welcome to the guest house of the Special Office of the Transit Management Office in Bishui Community, my name is Zhang Yu is the master here."

"Haha, your name is Octopus?" Lu Xiaofeng——If Zhang Yu still couldn't see that the third person who landed on the ground with two eyebrow-like beards and called the second Ximen was Lu Xiaofeng, he would be in vain. I watched "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" - said to Zhang Yu with a smile, "My surname is Lu, Lu Xiaofeng, this is my friend Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng, I didn't understand what you just said, can you say it again?" ..." What the hell?Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng?He knew about Ximen Chuuxue, but why did Ye Gucheng also come!Zhang Yu was a little nervous now, and said angrily, "You are all gathered together, you were not dueling before you came, were you?"

Lu Xiaofeng scratched his head, "Brother, how did you know that we did come here inexplicably just before the duel between the two of them."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu sat down speechlessly, "Forget it, let me explain to you what's going on. In short, you came to my house because you touched my keys, and you want to go back and wait for me Go and get your keys back, you have to stay at my house until then."

Lu Xiaofeng: "So amazing?"

"You yourself have seen the whole process of the two of them coming here..." Zhang Yu sighed, "The rooms at home are almost full, and you have to reassign the rooms again." You have to search the study room quickly, Make sure there is no "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" in it except "Legend of Chu Liuxiang"... lest the nail household change from one to four ==!

Lu Xiaofeng looked around the room curiously, looking very novel about all kinds of modern furnishings, other than that, it was impossible to see from his expression whether he took Zhang Yu's words to heart, "I have no objection, Ha ha."

"Hey, aren't you scared at all? Suddenly came to a strange place." Zhang Yu asked.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him carefully, "You can't do three tricks under any of us, why should I be afraid?"

"..." Damn it, knowing martial arts is amazing!One day, if you go to Tony's house and bombard you with ammunition, you will know that you are wrong!

Zhang Yu said to Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng depressedly: "Then what about these two heroes, do you have any needs?"

Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng looked at each other, as if they had reached a consensus, Ximen Chuuxue said, "Is your mansion only this big?"

Zhang Yu: "...it's that big."

Ximen Fuxue lowered his head and thought for a while, "Then, is there any place suitable for a duel here?"

Zhang Yu was about to tremble, these two people were still thinking about a life-and-death duel!Let me go, where can I find a place for you to fight in this city? Do you want to scare the citizens to death?On the night of the full moon, on the top of the Forbidden City, with a sword coming to the west, immortals flying from the sky... What kind of venues did you two duel before, are you going to take you to a duel on the roof of the city hall now!It would be strange not to be on the evening news of the local station!

Zhang Yu's face turned dark, and he still tried to dissuade you in a nice voice, "You two are not in a hurry. Every place has its own rules. You can't fight when you live here. When I send you back, how do you two want to fight?" how to spell."

He just said that Lan Bo woke up, opened his eyes and was stunned for two seconds, then immediately jumped from the sofa to Zhang Yu's shoulder, hugging his head and pulling his hair, "Octopus monster! Kill you! Wahahahahahahaha !"

"Ah!!" Zhang Yu was caught off guard, at least a dozen hairs were torn off, the pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears, he copied Lan Bo, grabbed his newly mended tail and flicked it wildly in the air, "Are you looking for death, you brat!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" The mosquito-repellent-repellent-repellent-repellent-repellent-repellent-repellent-coil ring yelled in the air.

The tail broke again without any accident, and Lan Bo flew out and stuck to the wall with a "snap", and then fell slowly after a few seconds, and fell on the sofa, humming and whimpering, temporarily losing his fighting power.

"Ahem..." Zhang Yu turned around and coughed pretendingly, "In short, this is the rule. It's not good to fight, you can't fight, I don't allow fights here."

Lu Xiaofeng and the others: "..."

Zhang Yu: "In addition, there are several other residents here. I don't know where they have gone now. I will introduce them to you when they go back. Now I will find some clothes from our place for you."

"No need," Lu Xiaofeng chuckled, "Let's wear our own clothes."

Zhang Yu: "Ah? It's summer, isn't it hot?"

Ye Gucheng said reservedly: "No need, let's keep warm."

Lu Xiaofeng interjected, "It's indecent to be like Xiongtai in our place."

"..." Zhang Yu looked at his bare chest, embarrassed, "Misunderstanding, I took off my clothes just now when something was stained on them. Not everyone here doesn't wear shirts... although some do. It’s almost the same as not wearing it. Hey, anyway, I’ll get you some long-sleeved ones.” Zhang Yu went into the room, found out all the beaming ones, Spiderman, etc., and distributed one to each of them. "Just wear it casually, and do as the Romans do."

The three of Lu Xiaofeng looked at each other a few times, but this time they changed their clothes without much resistance.

The clothes were assigned to them by themselves, Zhang Yu finally came out to see that Ximen Chuuxue was wearing a T-shirt of The Flash, Ye Gucheng was wearing a Spiderman, and Lu Xiaofeng was wearing a T-shirt.

After watching for three seconds, Zhang Yu couldn't help turning his head away...

This sense of incongruity is simply off the charts!

Especially the childish radiant T-shirt paired with Lu Xiaofeng's long hair and four eyebrows, it looks exactly like the spoof pictures on the Internet, even if he is handsome, he can't bear to look sideways!

And Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng's paralyzed, ice-cold aura that never melted for thousands of years was completely destroyed by the beaming and flashing man on their bodies...

Not to mention that two of the three never left their swords.

—— Throw these three people on the street in the city center, that is a living performance art!

Zhang Yu couldn't take it anymore. Before he came here, there was an ancient man without flowers, but he was bald, and the sense of disobedience was not so great after wearing modern clothes. Lu Xiaofeng and the three of them were different...

No, no, no, look at Zhang Yu a few more times and feel like I'm going to laugh out loud!

Fortunately, they were given jeans. If they were given three pairs of the big home pants he was wearing now, the scene would be distorted enough!

Lu Xiaofeng didn't feel anything yet—or it should be said that he knew that it would be strange to wear foreign clothes, but he definitely didn't know how strange it was—looking at Ximen Chuuxue and said: "Brother Octopus, don't you have white clothes here? Look at Ximen I think it's weird to wear red."

Zhang Yu didn't know why he wanted to laugh so inexplicably, he suppressed a smile and said, "... Next time I go out, I'll buy him two."

The author has something to say: In order to avoid any misunderstanding, I solemnly declare that Wuhua is not the CP of Brother Octopus, everyone should withdraw consciously, it is terrible to stand on the wrong CP!A person like Brother Octopus needs an invincible, cool, aggressive and thick-haired (hey) CP to hold him!Another question, do you feel tired after such intensive crossing?There is no way, there is no way, this is all for the later development, in the future, the scene will not be concentrated at Brother Yu’s house, and you have to walk around... Anyway, I try to make it as messy as possible.