[Comprehensive] sense of violation

After chatting with Lu Xiaofeng and the other three, it was time for dinner, but Tony and the others were still missing, which made Zhang Yu a little anxious. He thought they were just wandering around the neighborhood, and it would be hard to come back after so long. Can't let the police take it away?

But with the IQ of these people, it shouldn't be... No, no, it's because of these people!Especially Tony!Zhang Yu usually didn't guard against them, but now that he thought about it, he immediately went to his room with a dark face, opened the pillow and looked, and sure enough, the money under it had disappeared, replaced by a note.

Pick it up and take a closer look, it says——

open:

I took your money and went out to play.

byTony

Zhang Yu: "..."

Oh shit!You are so honest! !Will leave a note!

Zhang Yu was so angry that he wasn't in the mood to make dinner anymore, so he went out to make four buckets of instant noodles, "I'm sorry, I wronged you to eat this tonight."

Lu Xiaofeng smelled the aroma of instant noodles, but he didn't express dissatisfaction, but was very interested, "The noodles smell so good."

Such things as instant noodles also pitted the ancients.

Zhang Yu led Lu Xiaofeng, Ximen Chuuxue, and Ye Gucheng to eat spicy beef noodles from Master Kong, and even took out the milkshakes in the refrigerator to share. He said angrily: "This is to punish Heizi and go out with them to fool around." !"

A voice said faintly: "I don't have..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

"Uh! Uh!" Zhang Yu almost choked on the milkshake, his eyes widened, "Heizi, you didn't go!"

Heizi wondered, "I've been reading in my room..."

Zhang Yu: "...I'm sorry, I didn't cook your noodles."

"It's okay, I'll do it myself."

Look, I almost wronged such a well-behaved child!

But if Heizi didn't go out, Zhang Yu would be convinced by Tony and the others. An American, a British and an ancient man could not understand each other's language. They dared to go out to play in a modern Chinese city together. Enough to deal with!

And the "unobtrusive" one didn't come back until a long time after dinner, opened the door with Zhang Yu's spare key outside, walked in with a big bag of snacks in one hand, and a An ice cream bite, followed by Dumbledore with a lollipop in his mouth, and Wuhua with a cone.

Zhang Yu: "..." The corner of his mouth twitched, "Dear Stark..."

Tony took out two candied haws from the bag, and stuffed one to Zhang Yu, "Zhang, I brought you a gift, um, you're welcome." Then he threw the other at Lan Bo, "Hey, little cow, then !"

Lan Bo jumped three feet high to catch the candied haws, and ate them with a cheer.

At the same time, Tony also noticed the three extra people. He took out a cup of vanilla milkshake and handed it to Heizi calmly, and said hello, "Hi, are you new here? Sorry, I only brought two candied haws."

Lu Xiaofeng and the others looked at each other a few times, but they didn't understand what Tony was saying.

But as far as they are concerned, they don't care much about Tony anymore, but pay more attention to Wuhua. Similarly, Wuhua also noticed them.

Zhang Yu also discovered this, but he wasn't surprised at all, the four were all characters in the ancient dragon book, and they were all martial arts masters, so it was probably easy to communicate with them, and no one here except them knew how to use the ancient dragon body.

I have to say that Tony is worthy of being the CEO. He was the first to win the crowd from the moment he entered the door. Two bunches of candied haws dominated the scene, half dispelling Zhang Yu's original anger. He could only helplessly say: "You just take the Principal Deng and Wuhua go out, do you think it's okay?" "Okay," Stark shrugged, "Why not? We can't stay indoors all the time, besides, we are all interested in the outside world, especially It's the two of them."

Dumbledore said with a smile: "That's right, I don't go to the Muggle world very often, especially the mysterious East. This time I visited with Tony. I didn't expect that even the children in the East can speak good English."

That’s for sure, children nowadays start learning Chinese in elementary school, and they are not allowed to graduate from college until they pass the fourth and sixth grades. If you want to find someone with white hair, maybe they can speak Russian with you.

It's just that when Dumbledore said this, Zhang Yu was even more embarrassed to get angry. After holding back for a long time, he had to say: "Tony Stark, a newcomer is here. From today onwards, you will move me to sleep with Wuhua to make room for me. !"

"I don't," Tony took a big bite of ice cream, pointing to Dumbledore, "Albus and I talked on the way, and he said he has a magic spell that can expand our house."

"That's right, I didn't expect so many people to come, it seems that I can't be lazy." Dumbledore blinked.

As far as Zhang Yu knew, this kind of spell required strong magical support, and everyone knew what a powerful wizard Dumbledore was.

This kind of treasure should hug his thigh and beg him not to go back!

Zhang Yu glared at Tony, "Anyway, you made me worry. What if your ID card is checked outside? Do you know that you are black households now? All the snacks you bought today will be confiscated, and you will report to me when you go out. , hold back! Do you know how chaotic China is, what if someone beats you from behind and drags you to cut off your kidneys and fry your kidneys..."

Zhang Yu was still mumbling, Tony was noncommittal, and handed the shopping bag to Zhang Yu, "Put it in the refrigerator."

Zhang Yu: "..."

...Your uncle!Uncle Tony!Really TM can call people!

At this time, Lan Bo quickly finished his bunch of candied haws, approached Zhang Yu quietly on tiptoe from behind, and got his idea of ​​the candied haws in his hand.

Zhang Yu didn't notice it at first, but Lu Xiaofeng, Wuhua and Heizi's eyes all fell on the lower position behind him. When he lowered his head, he immediately saw Lan Bo who was stretching out his hand.

"..." Zhang Yu raised his hand, peeled off the package, took a bite out of one, and lowered his head to Lan Bo, who was drooling on his finger and looked at him, and said, "What are you looking at, I won't give it to you, the head is so big." Big, still eat!"

"QAQ Mr. Lanbo... please, bear, be patient!" After Lanbo finished crying, he jumped up and hugged Zhang Yu's thigh, "Big octopus! Give the candied haws to Mr. Lanbo! Mr. Lanbo I want candy!"

"Let go!" Zhang Yu grabbed his collar and threw him on the sofa.

Lan Bo was thrown on the sofa, and immediately jumped up, persistently continuing to grab candied haws.

As a result, when he got off the sofa, his feet hugged the pillow, and he fell headfirst.

A very familiar purple bazooka fell out of his hair, and then Rambo miraculously sent himself into the ten-year-old bazooka again, and fired the ten-year-old bazooka without accident and hit himself.

Zhang Yu: "...Stupid."

The last exchange was only seen by Heizi and Zhang Yu.

This time, under the watchful eyes of everyone, after little Lanbo was surrounded by a cloud of smoke, he was replaced by the adult Lanbo ten years later.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and Lan Bo, an adult wearing a cow shirt and bare legs, appeared on the floor in front of the sofa in astonishment.

"...?!!" A group of people silently watched the half-naked cow boy.

Master Lan Bo opened his eyes wide, "What's going on! What's going on!" He hugged his legs in horror.

Zhang Yu said coolly: "You don't need to ask, you did something stupid again ten years ago."

"Wow~" Tony: "What's going on with this dude?"

"Let me introduce to you, this is Lanbo ten years later. The person who was shot by the rocket launcher called ten years later will exchange 5 minutes with himself ten years later, so what you see now is Lord Lanbo, oh, no, probably Lord Lanbo who is about to take a bath?"

">///////<!" The adult Lan Bo, who was stared at by so many people at the same time, grabbed a pillow in shame, "Chapter, octopus monster! Find me a dress!" I must say that the adult Lan Bo still For those who have improved, the first time they saw Zhang Yu, they were almost scared to pee, but the second time they dared to command him...

Zhang Yu explained to everyone unhurriedly, "He asked me to give him a piece of clothing, but I don't intend to."

Tony also walked over with interest, "It's amazing, can you study your bazooka? Also, are your underwear also patterned with cows? Or have you taken off your underwear?" Tony said that he was not being honest. to lift the shirt of Lord Rambo.

The lord Lan Bo pushed him away with a yell, "Go away! Perverted Uncle Tony!"

"What, you call me uncle and don't let me watch it?" Tony was pushed and stuck to him like brown sugar, teasing the child.

Zhang Yu also went over and sat on the sofa, "I'll show you Uncle Tony, I didn't let you do anything. I said, don't you pick off the horns when you take a bath?" He reached out to touch the horns of Lord Lanbo.

As soon as Zhang Yu sat over, Sir Lan Bo's body tensed up. Now that Zhang Yu reached out to touch him, tears welled up in Sir Lan Bo's eyes, "Help! Tetsuya! The octopus monster wants to moles me again!"

Zhang Yu was taken aback, "Hey stupid cow, be careful what you say, what do you mean?"

This must be made clear!You look at Wuhua as if you are looking at a pervert!

The lord Lan Bo wiped his tears with the back of his hand, and said with a choking voice: "In the first place, you always stripped me of my clothes..."

Zhang Yu: "==||You're not talking about me helping you take a bath, are you?"

Master Lan Bo covered his face with his hands, "Huh..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

I - rely on -!

Does that count?In the summer, Lan Bo likes to run and jump every day, and he even wears a fucking one-piece tight-fitting milk suit. Can he do it without taking a bath!It is obviously impossible to let him take a bath by himself, so... If this counts, then Heizi and him took turns doing the bathing of the little stupid cow, so why only talk about him!

Does anyone want to bathe you? Every time I bathe a stupid cow, I sweat profusely!

The adult, Lan Bo, looked outside through his fingers, and found that Zhang Yu didn't explode immediately, so he put down his hand, then carefully looked at the people present, and then greeted politely, "Yeah, yah, when I came last time , I haven’t seen you all.” He suddenly changed his language and said in fairly standard Chinese: “Good afternoon, everyone from ten years ago, long time no see.”

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard, "Brother Zhang, is this really the child ten years from now?"

Zhang Yu scratched his head, "Lan Bo, just prove it to him and tell him what his name is."

The adult Lan Bo thought about it for a while, "Well... it seems to be Brother Lu Xiaoji." Although this sentence was said in Japanese, when it came to the word "Lu Xiaoji", it was in Chinese with a perfect accent. pronounce.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Zhang Yu said with a smile: "You have been there all along, and you have seen it. No one told him what your name is."

Lu Xiaofeng frantically said: "...that's wrong too! I'm not called Lu Xiaoji!"

The lord Lan Bo was also interested, "Well, I still remember, that is Grandpa Dumbledore, who often gave me candies."

Dumbledore smiled kindly at Lord Rumble when he heard his name pronounced.

"I have never been able to tell the two brothers Bingshan apart, and now I can't tell the difference," the lord Lan Bo looked at Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue, and spread his hands, "Then the last remaining bald head is obviously Wuhua... brother."

Wuhua: "..."

The adult Lan Bo sighed, "Actually, I couldn't figure out whether you were a brother or a sister for a long time when I was a child."

Wuhua: "..."

At this moment, when 5 minutes were up, Master Lan Bo disappeared with a "boom".

Five-year-old Lan Bo sat on the spot, staring blankly at Wu Hua who was staring at him with a sullen face. After a while, he bit his finger and said blankly: "Big sister..."

Wuhua: "..."