Blind Date of Major Mermaid

Six years later, at the home of the former Luas Admiral Lin and the current Crown Prince Yi of Dunkira.

Tsubasa sent all the children to his younger brother's house because he was worried about Lin who was pregnant.Without the children walking around, Lin was so bored that grass grew in just three days, and he complained next to Yi's ear every day: Boring!boring!

Wing couldn't take it anymore.

Finally, Yi came to discuss with Lin today, planning to hold a medium-sized banquet.

Lin looked at him with a cramped face and said, "Is this the fun you made for me?"

Tsubasa replied bluntly: "Let you have something to do!"

"Don't you know that I hate socializing the most?"

"Then you have arranged the venue."

Lin asked rhetorically, "Do you accept that I arrange it like a military conference room?"

"That, that's a little bit too much. You can go buy some flowers and the like, and you can also choose the style and color of the tablecloth for the venue."

After thinking about it, Lin sighed and surrendered: "Okay, okay! Otherwise, it's really boring. What's the purpose of the banquet?"

"Oh! Like this, look, look," Yi took out a photo mysteriously, and asked Lindao with a smile, "How about the mermaid in this photo?"

Lin picked up the photo and looked at it, and said in a loud voice: "What? I fell in love with him? She looks really good! It's the first time for me to be a mermaid who is more beautiful than Hua, the number one mermaid in Luas. See you. What do you want to do to him?"

"Hehe, what did you say about his matchmaking?"

"Man? Who is Man?" Lin asked suspiciously.

Tsubasa couldn't help laughing: "Ah, you don't remember him anymore? It was my good friend who was tricked by you in the bar before! The one from the intelligence department..."

Lin tilted his head and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "Oh! He! I know, I know, I just don't remember the name. What are you doing? You are full and want to be a matchmaker?"

"Almost all my good friends are married, and he is the only one left. He didn't say anything, but he was depressed in his heart. Last time he was drunk and complained desperately in front of us. He is much better than Ray, and now Ray His children are so old, but he is still single, it is definitely psychologically unbalanced.”

Lin Shi smiled and said, "Oh, he's still mentally unbalanced? How many times have you introduced him to him before? It's his peacock-like personality that scares them away, okay?"

"Because he was too anxious, he was a little eager to express himself, but he was self-defeating."

"He has a reputation as a peacock, this mermaid is so beautiful, will he fall in love with him?"

Yi shook his head: "Lin, don't speak too early. If Man can marry him, you will have a companion. This mermaid is also from Luas!"

Lin froze for a moment: "Ah? He's also a criminal? God damn it's not fair, why did I become such a public face. Who is he? I know all the criminals, which one? He's become so fucking beautiful! "

Tsubasa rolled his eyes: "Not necessarily all criminals, okay? Didn't Luas intermarry with us? He seems to be the only one married as a commoner."

"Damn it, that mermaid is already married, and you let your friend give you a blue ribbon to destroy their family! They are all married. Of course, it's a special case for the two of us."

Yi explained: "No, his husband is a minor nobleman. There was an accident during the execution of the mission. It was no different from death. Now he is in the same situation as Emperor Mansodo Mulla. No one can't wake up for decades. Yes. However, his husband is also a good person, and he was still conscious when he entered the medical cabin, so he specially told his comrades in arms to let the mermaid divorce him quickly, so that he could not delay most of his life.

"However, that mermaid is so pitiful. He already has children. Therefore, after he successfully gave birth to an egg last month, the Mermaid Security Association in their area applied to the royal family for special approval, requesting that the mermaid's child be promoted from a nobleman to a hereditary great nobleman." , to protect the future life of this mermaid.”

Lin smiled and said: "Oh! Forget it, don't be a fool! Why do you want his child to be promoted to a hereditary noble? Doesn't the mermaid's gold card guarantee his life? They hope that the remarriage of this mermaid will be the best It’s a big noble! Otherwise, if there is a child of a small noble, the mermaid will definitely choose a breeder with the same social status as her ex-husband. In this case, the royal family must not approve it!”

"Uh... Lin, I really wish you were a little bit stupid. I have selfish motives too!"

"I think this mermaid is good. I hope I can introduce it to Man? But unfortunately, Man likes a lively and cheerful mermaid like me." Lin said proudly.

Yi opened his eyes wide: "You, how do you know?"

"Ha, sorry, I heard you talking on the phone yesterday. I didn't know who you were talking to at the time, but after what you said just now, I remembered."

"...Well, that's what he said, but he still wants to meet that mermaid. Even if it's not perfect, as long as it's not too gloomy, he can accept it."

"Then you have this banquet?"

"On the surface, it is to congratulate the mermaid's son on becoming a hereditary nobleman, but in fact, he is looking for an opportunity for him to meet Man."

Lin didn't take it seriously: "The husband has just left, so he can accept Man right away?"

Yi is quite confident: "He had an accident within three months of marriage, and now the children are born. His husband has been away from him longer than he has been with him. It shouldn't matter. Besides, his heart is relatively fragile now. Mann is closer."

Lin thought for a while, then patted his chest proudly: "Okay! Your brother is my brother. For your sake, let me do my part too!"

Lin is bubbling with boredom now, and Wang Yi is so keen on this disguised blind date banquet, so he joins in.

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On the day of the banquet, in order to lower the vigilance of the mermaid, Yi asked Lin to be mainly responsible for receiving the mermaid named Xue.To their surprise, the mermaid brought her own eggs in a basket.

Facing Xue with the egg, Lin stared at him dumbfounded and said, "You, why did you bring the egg here too? Are you not afraid of being smashed?"

Xue looked at Lin in panic, and said after a while: "This, isn't this going to give my son a title? I brought it here specially. Aren't you going to protect me and the child?" As she said, her body shaking while holding the basket one time.

Lin looked at it with a chill.Good guy, being so weak can be regarded as gaining insight for yourself.But I don't know why, this feeling of nausea doesn't seem to be the first time.

When Yi saw Xue, he happily invited him to the lounge, while he went outside to make arrangements, leaving Lin and Xue to drink tea in the room.

Lin watched Xue pour black tea into her cup, then put four packets of sugar in a row, and then drank it in one gulp without changing expression.

While chatting, Lin stared at Xue intently.Xue kept her head down and never looked into Lin's eyes from the beginning to the end.

Half an hour later, Lin put down the cup in his hand, stood up and leaned against Xue, slapped him on the shoulder and said, "Okay! Don't pretend, Bing, I recognize you, the commander of my [-]st Armored Division. "

Xue's hand holding the cup trembled, then raised her head, looked at Lin with innocent eyes and said, "Your Excellency, what are you talking about?"

"Still pretending, still pretending! I won't talk about this perverted habit of drinking black tea. I have told you not to scratch the sofa with your fingers when you are sitting. You will destroy the sofa cover! You are not a cat. If you do this again, I will Get you a scratching post!"

With a flash in Xue's eyes, the gloom just now was swept away, and she grinned and said, "Hehe, general, you have a lot of money, why do you still care about this sofa cover? Besides, it's not that you paid for it." I bought it, why are you in a hurry! If you continue to be so stingy, all the mermaids will be scared away by you.”

Lin and Bing burst out laughing when they heard these lines that they used to say after each military meeting.

After laughing for a while, Bing stopped and said, "Admiral, how about the soundproofing equipment?"

"Don't worry, it's alright!" After Lin finished speaking, the two who hadn't seen each other for a long time gave a passionate hug.

Afterwards, Bing sat down and took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out a cigarette and threw it to Lin, saying, "Here, smoke one. It's a good brand, and you can't buy it with a gold card. I don't think your husband will buy this for you either." .”

Lin smiled and threw it back to Bing: "No, I have a child. If you smoke this, Yi will look for me desperately."

Bing stopped his hand, which was about to light a cigarette, and said in surprise, "Are you here again? You are really amazing, even giving birth to a general at the school level, which is different from ordinary people like us." After putting the cigarette back, Bing continued, "If you don't smoke, I won't smoke either, otherwise my body will smell like cigarettes, and my good image will be ruined."

Lin looked at Bing and said in disbelief, "Bing, how did you become like this? Looking at your face, it's so fucking out of tune with your movements, it feels terrible."

Bing raised her eyebrows and replied with a smile, "I don't want to be like this either, but your tail doesn't suit you well either. Lie is the best of the three of us. He has a pretty face and legs like that." sound."

"How can he be as beautiful as you? Your face is so beautiful that I think—"

"What are you thinking, you want to fuck me? Forget it! Knowing that I am Bing, are you still interested?"

Lin pretended to be disgusted: "No, I'm not interested at all. If it's yours, don't even give it to me. I'm more interested in our family wing."

"Haha——" Bing laughed loudly after hearing this.

He was laughing happily, and Lin suddenly screamed beside him, "Bing, what are you doing? Don't scratch your own eggs!"

"Ah? Got an egg? It's okay, my egg is covered with a shell." Bing said, and handed her egg to Lin to see.

Lin took it over and took a closer look. Sure enough, there was a transparent layer on the outside of the egg.

"Not bad! This shell is made of aerospace materials, heat-resistant, pressure-resistant, and shock-proof. I made it myself. Do you want it? I'll make one for you when I go back, so you can kick the egg like a football. "

"You play your own eggs like a football?"

"It's just an analogy."

"Is this material stretchable? What happens when the egg grows bigger?"

Bing said in astonishment: "Eggs will grow bigger? Isn't the size fixed?"

Lin looked defeated: "Who told you that eggs have a fixed size?"

"You! I used to copy your answers when I took the mermaid exam in the military school! You obviously chose a fixed size!" Bing said confidently.

Lin Da yelled: "Damn it! You copied me! Tell me before copying! No wonder, after I messed around with you, it was almost the same. I thought I could pass, but the result was still the same. I was called by the instructor to give me a lecture. I have always skipped this class, and this is the worst of all subjects, which one is not good for you to copy me, copy this one!"

"How do I know! I also skipped this class. You are the best student in the school. It is rare for me to sit next to you in the exam. Of course I copied yours! No wonder the teacher didn't notice that I was cheating or not. You are not much better than me for a long time, which caused me to fail that time! However, I have been unable to figure it out, I almost copied yours, why did you pass and I failed?"

Lin proudly said: "The principal is lenient to me! If you can also survive the dozens of abnormal punishments at that time, the principal will definitely take care of you."

Bing sighed and complained: "It's miserable! Nemesis! I don't even know what the mermaids should pay attention to, so I can only pretend to be a noob. Sometimes I pretend to be fake, but everyone around me thinks it's so cute. , so cute, it gave me goosebumps. How about you?"

"Not much better than you. But my husband is a master at taking care of mermen, and he'll let me know. So, there's not much more to it than at first."

Bing complained even more: "Oh, I am much more miserable than you. I have been single for more than two years! No one told me what to pay attention to, what a headache."

Lin suddenly turned serious and asked, "Honestly, I thought you were dead! Did Yang let you go?"

"How is it possible, I escaped by myself. You are too serious, how could you be tricked by Yang? Besides, you can catch him without a fight!"

Lin picked up the cold black tea, poured it down in one gulp, and wiped his mouth: "It's not your fault. If you hadn't been taken away by him first, I could still launch a mutiny. Something happened to you, and the interstellar army and navy are both here again." In Yang's hands, the Anbu in my hand, plus the infantry division and logistics troops of the army, it is impossible to be Yang's opponent."

"I don't know where you offended His Majesty. It was a direct order from His Majesty. I was careful, but I was tricked out of the army's armored division headquarters and put under house arrest."

"When did you escape?"

"On the third day I escaped from the place of house arrest. In three days, only three days, my army armored division was almost destroyed by Yang, and all our people were completely changed. He waited for this day for a long time, That's when I knew we were done."

Lin wryly smiled and said, "I was on my way back then, and I knew that I was done for. It was only a little bit short! If I could come back that little earlier, there would be no such thing."

"Ah! What is there to sigh about? Who can compare to your position in Dunqila now? You don't need to look at anyone's face here. Your husband will be the emperor in the future, and you will be more developed. Your husband is afraid of mermaids." , the whole interstellar world knows, it will be fun to have you in the future.”

"That's right! It was a blessing in disguise. The best thing about Ruas is the army, but in order to defend us, Yang replaced all our capable people. Irrecoverable. You said, if he knew that you were not dead, how would he react?"

Bing gloated and said, "I'm so angry! Haha——"

At this moment, Lin suddenly thought of a question: "How did you become a mermaid?"

"I can't help it. At that time, all places were under martial law. I couldn't escape. I accidentally broke into the mermaid base. There was a guy named Xue who voluntarily became a mermaid in order to avoid debts. When he was about to enter the training tank, he was scared to death. He regretted it. He intentionally hurt his face, thinking that he would escape a catastrophe, but it turned out to be useless. They still wanted him to be a mermaid. I sneaked in and gave him the money and the interstellar space ticket I prepared to let him go. It took his place."

Lin laughed loudly: "Good brother, just as I thought, being a mermaid is better than dying. I really don't know what's wrong with being a mermaid, what are those people afraid of!"

Bing also agreed and said: "Exactly! Being a mermaid is not that scary. Except for the small inconvenience of the tail, everything else is the same. Besides, I even have a child, great! I want my son to inherit my career , let him also serve as an army armored soldier.”

Looking at the energetic Bing, Lin sighed again in his heart.

In the past, Bing, the commander of the army's armored division, was called the first "pretender division" behind his back. It really wasn't a cover. The ability to pretend to be pitiful is no small feat. It is estimated that he was able to escape back then because he pretended to be pitiful and deceived the guards!Now with this face, it's really a lie.

Lin suddenly remembered something, and said to Bing: "Bing, you should also be a new type of mermaid, right? Those who volunteer to be mermaids are basically experimental products, but the security level is different."

"Well, I'm also a new type. I'm a little different from yours in terms of structure, and I don't know exactly where the difference is. Anyway, your tail is a magic color, and I'm a golden one. I only know this obvious difference. "

"Then your first child is also likely to be a little mermaid."

Bing froze for a moment, then shouted: "Little mermaid? Oh my god—is there a rule in the army not to accept mermaids?"

"No! However, mermaids have no problem driving interstellar mechs. I have tried it, but there is a problem with army armored vehicles. There is no way for mermaids to step on the two pedals at the same time."

Bing said angrily: "Ah——if my son is a mermaid, he can't drive an armored car! Don't be a little mermaid! I'm not very good at machine armor, I'm good at armored cars!"

Touching the eggs in his basket, Bing felt a little depressed.The shell I made by myself needs to be removed, so the egg will become bigger!

Looking at his friend's eggs, Lin smiled and said, "Do you know about egg incubators?"

"I know! That useless thing, and it can't make the child grow faster, it just hatches earlier, and it costs 20 yuan, so I have to buy it. Moreover, the mermaid gold card can't be bought, and I don't know how to invent it. What are you doing? Do you think there will be lunatics buying that thing?"

Lin lowered his face and said, "My husband bought one."

Now, Bing couldn't laugh or cry, he thought that it was absolutely impossible to buy such an expensive thing with Lin's stinginess, but he forgot that he also had a husband who regarded money as dung, and now he flattered his horse's leg.However, the habits of many years are really not easy to change!It was still very easy for him to flatter Lin subconsciously.

Bing immediately put on a smiley face and said, "Ahhh! It's only the mermaids who are brain-dead. Of course it's different for the breeder! That has a special meaning for the breeder! You can see your child a moment earlier, and in the While showing off your children, you can also show off your extraordinary financial strength!"

"What's more, that thing can be used repeatedly, which is especially suitable for a mermaid like you who has multiple births. Your husband is really economical! If you give birth to one, the cost will be 20 yuan. If you give birth to three at once, the cost will drop immediately It’s more than 6, and now you have a fourth one, which is [-]! That’s really a bargain!”

Lin rolled his eyes.

This guy Bing is so disgusting, he doesn't blush or breathe when he tells lies, and the high hats are put on your head one after another.

However, there are not so many people who eat ice these days, and there are also many people who don't like him.

It stands to reason that it shouldn't be easy to get along with someone with his personality, but this guy has amazing fighting power, which is very rare.It's not common to find people who are on the same level as me. After getting in touch with this guy a few times, I know that he is actually a good guy.

However, he has a major flaw in his personality, so in fact, he is not particularly suitable to be a soldier, but more suitable to be an instructor in a military academy.

However, the higher-ups of the military department didn't think so. They only saw Bing's actual combat performance, so they made him an officer just like themselves.

Bing is actually very easy to overflow with sympathy.Therefore, when I use him, I never let him read more reports from the enemy, so as not to waver him.It is estimated that he was framed so easily by Yang that time because his sympathy was overflowing where it shouldn't be.

Lin looked at Bing who was still talking, and said with a smile: "Okay, you can put away this set. I'm so disgusted! How can anyone flatter me like this!"

"You don't like it? There are many people who like it! It's so comfortable to hear my words, it's good for your physical and mental health!"

"Forget it, why don't you use this to deal with Yang?"

"Fuck, I don't say that to the people I hate! I curse them! Let me kiss their asses, dream!"

Lin sighed: "You bastard! Then what do you learn to do with this flattering kung fu? How many times have I told you that you have this ability, and if you use it on people like Yang and the others, then you will be really good at everything. I have such a good relationship with you, there is no need to treat me that way, and you treat your subordinates the same way, you are really not an ordinary person.”

Bing said nonchalantly: "I like you so I said that to you, I said those things to make you happy, why should I make people I hate happy!"

"What a weirdo."

"You are not much better than me! You are second, and I will definitely not be number one."

"That's also parallel!"

The pattern again: Arguments with no end in sight.

After the fight was over, the two looked at each other and smiled, thinking to each other that it's really nice to have such an old acquaintance by your side!

Lin Xian smiled and said, "Sure enough, it's more comfortable to be with you, that guy Lie is somewhat afraid of me."

Bing laughed and said: "Haha, how can that guy compare with me? Except for his loyalty to you, he actually can't reach the level of being your adjutant in every ability index. I am much better than him. And we He is still in the same class, and there is still a small generation gap between him and us.”

"Let Lie hear your words, he will be in a hurry with you again."

"Hurry up! He can't do anything to me! He can't talk about me, and he can't beat me. It's a waste of brute force. He is stronger than me and younger than me. I just have to pretend Poor, anyone who reads it will feel that he took advantage of me."

"Stop bullying my adjutant, you haven't bullied him enough!"

"Hehe, I also compensated him! Don't forget, most of the troubles he stabbed were made up by the two of us. Your identity is there, and it's not me who did the actual work? I always help him like that Well, what's wrong with asking him to entertain me? Besides, if he hadn't messed up the negotiation, the two of us wouldn't have been turned into mermaids. Hmph, I didn't expect him to escape himself. Next time we see He, I really laughed at him."

Lin rubbed his head and had to admit that without Bing, it would be impossible for Lie to be his adjutant so smoothly.Although the ice has been severely damaged, it is still very helpful at critical moments.In fact, he hurts more than me!

He picked up the apple in the fruit basket, wiped it with his sleeve and gnawed it in his mouth. While gnawing, he muttered, "I'll help you eat this, you don't like this." After a few bites, he raised his head again Said to Lin: "Lin, how about I help you reduce the cost?"

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"Egg incubator! You are idle too, help me hatch my eggs too! I want to see whether it is a mermaid or a breeder sooner."

"Here, you take advantage of it!"

"Hehe, thank you!" Bing smiled and opened the shell covering the egg, and stuffed it to Lin.

Lin took the egg and went out.