Blind Date of Major Mermaid

When Lin came back, he looked at the preparations for the venue, and it seemed that he could still chat with Bing for a while.So he quickly flashed back to the lounge, only to see Bing bowing his head and twisting the corner of his clothes again.

When he caught sight of Lin, Bing collapsed on the back of the sofa all of a sudden: "Don't scare me, okay! I'll pretend someone came in."

"Your egg put you in the incubator. Brother, what's up with your ex-husband who had this egg?"

"Well, he is also an unlucky guy. He is looking forward to me having a child every day, but I finally have it, and he is in the medical cabin. When he comes out, the child will be in his 20s."

Lin asked curiously: "How did you meet him? Why do you come here if you don't live a single life in Luas? Don't forget that you are the vanguard of the Battle of Kunmis! Although I am a commander, I Didn’t fight it yourself, brother, you drove an armored vehicle and killed a lot of people!”

"How could I forget, that was an important battle to establish my position in the army! However, I had a hard time in Luas, and I was always worried that Yang would find me, so I basically stayed away from the house when I had nothing to do. Then A day when no one speaks is definitely beyond your imagination."

Bing poured the tea, drank it all in one gulp, and continued: "Later there were rumors that you were not dead. I still didn't believe it. When it was confirmed that it was true, I was so excited! But I didn't dare to come here rashly. Qiraji, you also know how difficult it is to come to Dunqira from Luas."

"Later I wanted to come here through marriage, but all the damned Dunqila people applied to marry criminals, I had no chance! When you came to visit, I tried my best N times and still couldn't see you, but it was also because of this and my ex-husband Got it."

Lin asked suspiciously, "Then why didn't you contact me soon after you got married?"

Bing rolled his eyes: "Brother, you are a royal family, and my husband is just a small nobleman in the border area. I can also be regarded as a successful example of a new type of mermaid. If I want to marry a Dunqila, the Luas mermaid base will go crazy! They withheld my identity certificate and refused to grant me a visa, and it was useless for my ex-husband to coordinate.”

"Afterwards, there was a lot of trouble! I cried, made trouble and hanged myself three times. I went to the entrance of the Mermaid base every day to cry and complain! I even pretended to commit suicide and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment twice. They let me go when they made me so troubled."

Lin laughed loudly: "Your mermaid career is really magnificent!"

"Yeah! So, I'm still very famous in our local area. The story between me and my ex-husband has been adapted into a love story. I've published a book and appeared on TV!"

Lin sarcastically said: "If they know your true face, the beautiful illusions of many young breeders will be shattered."

Bing didn't care: "It's better not to let them know. However, my husband is really a good man. Besides, I'm most fortunate that no one in their family died in the battle of Kunmis, otherwise I would be restless again .At first, I thought that if I saw you one day, I might leave him, so I should at least save an egg for him, and then try to conceive an egg for him. As a result, I just checked out that there is an egg, and I haven’t had time to notify He, his accident report was delivered first."

"Then you are quite shocked!"

"That's for sure. I'm glad he didn't die, but I didn't know how to take care of the egg. I rushed to the hospital and shouted at his medical cabin: "You can't leave me! I have Damn, what should I do with the egg!" But when I came back to my senses, everyone present was crying.I didn't pretend that time, it was their own misunderstanding. "

"Then I became famous again, and the lord was shocked. After that, I brought my son here today to be canonized."

Lin stared at Bing dumbfounded and said, "You are even more legendary than me!"

Lin finally fully understands why everyone feels so good about Bing.

Bing can almost be regarded as the dream lover of most breeders now.Beautiful, gentle and pitiful, it is estimated that the protective desire of all breeders has been aroused by him.

This guy is not good at attracting mermaids, but he is very good at attracting breeders, a natural mermaid embryo.It was a mistake for him to be a breeder back then, and he should have been sent to the mermaid base from the beginning.

Looking at Bing who was desperately eating fruit snacks, Lin couldn't help but said: "Okay, don't eat it! There are delicious things waiting for you later. Look at the way you eat, you look like a starving ghost!"

Stuffed a mouthful of ice for dessert, said while eating: "No, I have to pretend to be reserved at the banquet later, and I can't eat a lot. If I don't eat more now, I won't starve to death!"

"Then it's fine if you don't eat it in a fair and honest manner, who will say you! It's not like you don't eat it and don't give it to mermaids!"

Bing made a fuss and said: "Image, image! Image is still very important! I have to make a good impression on your royal family and nobles. If someone finds out that I am Bing someday in the future, I can still pretend to have amnesia and gain sympathy. "

"Damn, you're really thoughtful! You're still pretty! With me around, what are you afraid of?"

"It's rare for you to be a green leaf for me. If my flowers don't bloom more brightly, wouldn't it be worthless for such a huge effort of yours!"

"Oh, no matter how you talk, you are still so disgusting."

"Just get used to it, get used to it! My ex-husband feels like a spring breeze when he hears me say that!"

Lin could imagine that with such a sweet face on Bing's face, he used a gentle and adoring tone to praise his husband to the sky. His husband would probably be willing to die on the spot even if he died suddenly!Thinking of this, Lin cursed himself in his heart, don't curse others, Bing's ex-husband is almost dead.

Remembering the task Yi assigned to him when he came in, Lin threw a photo to Bing and said, "Bing, look at this guy."

"Why?" Bing picked up the photo and looked at it for a while, and said, "I don't know him! I probably didn't kill him. Or his rank is too low, so I don't know if I killed him. Or did I kill his family?"

Lin scolded: "Damn, shut your crow's mouth. I want you to see if this person looks right to your liking, whether to kill him or not, who you killed, I don't know?! Said Come to this point, pay attention at the ball, the commander-in-chief of the army will come, take care of yourself, he probably can recite your information backwards."

"Oh! I must be careful, anyway, the army is usually the big and the thick, I pretend to be afraid of them, and hide away from them."

"Well. Quickly see if you like this guy, and if you like it, take it back... No, you go back with him."

"It's too exaggerated! Even if I like it, I'm still a mermaid! I still have to pretend to be reserved. This guy is okay, how is his character? What is his background? What is his occupation? How is his economic foundation? How much is his monthly income?"

Lin stared at him blankly, and then said for a long time: "Damn! Why are you so realistic! You are too snobbish, what are you doing with your mermaid gold card? Why do you care so much?"

"Blind date! Of course you have to ask about these! They are all reference conditions! From these conditions, I can see this guy's ability! I have asked enough questions, and I still have to find a way to test whether he can accept me. This kind of personality! After all, there is still a big discrepancy between the real me and the report.”

"Oh! The most important point, please help me find out that there are no relatives in their family that I have killed. Otherwise, one day my identity will be exposed and it will be completely finished!"

……

The two chatted all over again, and Lin told Bing everything he knew about Man's family situation and personality.Bing said that he could contact him.

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The banquet began, first the canonization ceremony.

Bing hugged her egg and carefully sat aside.It was said that it was for his son to be canonized, but in fact it had nothing to do with them. Basically, it was a complete announcement among the dignitaries.

After everything was over, the dance began.

Sitting next to Lin, Bing pretended to be more at ease beside his kind, but actually felt like beating a drum in his heart.

The facts are far more serious than what Lin said. All officers above the rank of major in the army have come.Among them are many guys who have been beaten by him before, and of course there are also those who have fought with him for a long time, and the outcome is irrelevant.

Looking at those familiar faces, Bing recalled how he used to explain to his subordinates in detail with their photos, and then crossed their photos, and broke out in a cold sweat.I sighed again in my heart, Lin was really different from me, and his nerves were thick enough.

After a while, a man who looked like a doctor came to Lin and said that he would have an examination for Lin. Lin smiled and said that it would be another day.At this moment, the man suddenly stared at the egg in Bing's arms, which made Bing a little annoyed.However, he still pretended to be scared and moved the egg aside.

This action woke up the doctor, and he said with a smile on his face: "Your Excellency, don't be afraid, I have no malicious intentions. I just want to tell you that if I read correctly, your egg should be a very precious mermaid egg." Oh! Please be sure to protect it.”

After hearing this, Bing immediately fell to the bottom of his mood, feeling cold from head to toe, and his hopes were shattered.

He raised his head and grabbed the mermaid doctor with one hand: "You are not mistaken! How could my child be a little mermaid? The egg is so big, and sometimes it moves, as if it has legs. How could it be a mermaid? How could it be?" Is it a mermaid? A mermaid can’t join the army as an armored soldier!”

The doctor's face cramped when he heard the word "armored soldier", and everyone around him gasped.However, someone whispered immediately, "Poor mermaid, I haven't forgotten her husband. I heard that his husband used to have the best performance in armored combat. It seems that he didn't become an armored soldier because of his health."

"Ah, then he wants his child to be like a husband!"

"It's so pitiful! Hopes are in vain!"

"But, little mermaid! That egg is a little mermaid! A little mermaid from a noble family, so our children will have a chance..."

……

A group of people were whispering around, and the mermaid doctor also heard it.Suddenly, infinite pity appeared in his eyes, and he didn't know what to say.

Many people even had red eye sockets, only Lin rolled his eyes and even felt like vomiting blood.He really underestimated people's imagination. Sure enough, Bing doesn't need to pretend now, and no matter how much Lu shows off, there will naturally be N people who can help him think of N reasons.

Looking at Bing again, he was completely immersed in the sadness that his son could not inherit his great achievements, which really matched the current atmosphere.

Afterwards, Bing was in a bad mood and went back to the lounge alone.Before entering the lounge, he asked Lin again to put the baby back in the incubator.

The little mermaid turned out to be a little mermaid!I didn't think about it at all.

God!Raising an ordinary child is enough for him, but now that such a precious species comes, what can he do with it!

If a child can't be a soldier, what else can he be?the scientist?artist?They are all kept at a respectful distance.If children come to ask themselves relevant questions, then they don't know, how embarrassing it will be!

Leaning on the sofa, he accidentally touched his pocket and took out the photos in his pocket to look at.

This is the blind date that Lin introduced to him.It looks pretty good, why don't you raise it with him?If you successfully reproduce a few eggs, let them inherit their last career?The one introduced by Lin should not be bad, at least the hardware must be good, and the people should not be too bad.

However, Lin's vision of seeing people is sometimes embarrassing. The one he found was probably a soft-legged shrimp, just look at his husband and adjutant.

His personal ability is too strong, so in his eyes no one is strong, others are just weak in different degrees.

But I still hope to find someone who is at least not too weaker than myself.In fact, my ex-husband was also found by myself. Although the relationship is not deep, it still meets my requirements.I also thought that after I found Lin, I would continue to live with him if possible, but I didn't expect that something like that would happen.

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At this time, Man has been observing outside the door for a long time.As soon as Bing entered the lounge, Yi immediately signaled Man to follow.For the first time, Man felt a little nervous.

Snow was much prettier than he had seen in the photos.It turned out that he still felt a little regretful, this mermaid is so beautiful, but not optimistic and cheerful enough.

He prefers optimistic and cheerful mermaids. The living conditions of Lin and Yi are what he yearns for. They are happier than any other family he has seen, so he dreams of finding such a mermaid himself.

However, when he arrived early today at Yi's request and saw real snow, his heart was shaken.

Fuck him with so many bullshit demands, that's why I didn't meet my liking.

Xue was talking to Lin from a distance, although he couldn't hear what they were saying, but he saw Xue smiling, what a bright smile that was!He was immediately attracted and surrendered unconditionally.As long as Xue can be with him, he can do whatever he wants.

He straightened his dress, which was quite standard and orthodox, the "old-fashioned" clothes he had never bothered to wear the most.

But as Yi said, it is because he always disregards other people's eyes and dresses unbearably avant-garde that the mermaids respect him at a distance.To get married successfully, you need to feel mature and stable.

My reputation as a "peacock man" is already well-known. Now this mermaid is from Luas, and he was in a remote area when he was in Dunqira. He probably doesn't know his true face. As long as he pretends to be mature and stable, he should be able to succeed.

To be honest, before changing, I definitely said with disdain, if I can't accept my true personality, then I won't be happy if I barely get together.Therefore, when he came, he still wore his favorite new gown with lace and lace bronzing, and he also permed the most popular hairstyle now.

However, after seeing Xue, he unexpectedly accepted Yi's opinion for the first time.Borrowed Yi's dress, fixed the newly permed hair with hairspray, and specially put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.When he appeared just now, he received more attention than usual when he attended a banquet.

Man, who has always been known to have a thick skin second only to Lin, rarely pushed open the door of the lounge with a little nervousness.Seeing Xue sitting on the sofa, he pushed his glasses and asked shyly, "Hello, can I sit across from you?"

Xue raised her head and looked at the person, but she didn't recognize him.But this is the lounge, so someone else will come naturally, so I nodded and said yes.

After sitting down, Man saw Xue completely ignoring her, feeling a little anxious.

It's cold, I'm usually good at talking!Say something!I have to say something!Otherwise, I will be out of the game!So, the eyes subconsciously glanced towards the vase.

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At this moment, Lin Heyi, who was sitting in front of the screen and watching the situation in the room, had the urge to faint.The two handed over the task of hosting the banquet to Pu to see the progress of Man and Bing. Unexpectedly, they saw that the two were relatively speechless, and Man kept looking in the direction of the monitor, as if asking Yi for help. .

Lin was speechless, and leaning on his forehead, he said to Yi: "Yi, why did you let Man dress up like this? Bing can't recognize people like that. Bing's ability to recognize people is very poor. I can't even recognize people. He definitely won't recognize it, it's impossible for him to know that that is his blind date!"

Yi said in surprise: "Didn't you let him see the photo? How could he not recognize it!"

"Please, look at Man's current appearance. It's so different from usual, and it's completely different from the photos. I don't think his father can recognize him."

"What? What did you say? What photo did you give Xue?" Yi jumped up and rushed to the desk, saw the photo on the desk, picked up a photo and shouted at Lin, "I told you to give him this Ah! A picture of Man in a formal dress, I just took it! Which one did you take?"

"Ah? This one! No wonder my look looks familiar to me. How can I tell that this photo is Man! You asked me to get it on the desk, but I couldn't find it, so I found one in your desk. It’s terrible, if Bing can recognize it now, it’s not Bing.”

Yi Yi patted his forehead: "My God, if Naman didn't report his family name, it seems that Xue won't recognize... No, Lin, what was your name Xue just now?"

Lin suddenly fell silent.

He's gone, and he's still considering whether to tell Yi Xue's real identity, so it's all right now, don't think about it anymore.

Lin broke the jar and said, "Ice! That ice!"

"Could it be that..."

"Yes, that's him, the one you call the Hell Devil."

Tsubasa's eyes were as big as copper bells, and he said with a trembling voice, "During the Battle of Kunmis, the ice that led the armored soldiers to kill more than 1000 of us?!"

"It was your fault that time! It was you who provoked us first, and we sent troops."

"Don't mention the past again. Let's mention that the two of us will fight. The point is not here. It is that nearly half of the more than 1000 people were killed by him!"

"Not that many, you guys are exaggerating! He only killed about a hundred of them, but your commander was killed by him himself."

Yi had a headache and said: "Trouble! You have been in Dunqila for so long, you should also know that ice has a bad reputation in our country!"

Lin begged and said: "Bing is my subordinate! I am a loyal and capable subordinate! You should think of a way! Besides, during the battle of Kunmis, I was his direct superior. Blame it all on him!"

"But you didn't do it yourself, it felt different. Later, in order to publicize the cruelty of Luas, we edited and processed the satellite video of the people who killed us, and broadcast it on the interstellar channel for a long time. He only killed A hundred or so, but more than half of them are passed on later.”

"You are really bad!"

"You're not much better than me! Don't say you haven't done this kind of thing that incites the people."

……

Lin and Yi began to fight with each other again, but basically the end of such a quarrel was that Lin returned home.

It wasn't until the furious Lin yelled: "You can use this attitude towards a mermaid with children!" The verbal war died down.

However, when he looked back at the surveillance screen, Man had already chatted with Bing.Looking at Bing, who is soft and whispering, and Man, who is polite, steady and down-to-earth, both of them have the urge to vomit blood.

Yi looked at the screen: "Lin, how can he pretend so well! This demon, who can scare our Dunqila children from crying, can actually pretend to be so gentle and considerate. It's terrible!"

Lin shrugged: "Bing is like this. Among us officers who are familiar with him, he has always had the title of the first "pretender master"! Your man is terrible! How can this peacock man pretend to be such a great scholar? He looks like that? And he can fool Bing, he is scary!"

Tsubasa said helplessly: "That's because you don't know him well. He belongs to the intelligence department. Although he doesn't have secrets from the dark department, he sometimes goes out to obtain information himself. In addition to the nickname of peacock, he also has the nickname of chameleon in the intelligence department." exist."

"Damn it, the two of them are like dogs!"

Yi frowned: "Woo, it feels so fake to see their blind date!"

"Forget it, let's watch a soap opera at eight o'clock! Really, Bing's experience is enough for a soap opera, and you don't even know how to doubt it."

Seeing the gentle and peaceful conversation between the two in the picture, Bing occasionally let out gentle laughter and faint sighs, which made Lin's goosebumps fall all over the place.