Blind Date of Major Mermaid

The next day, Man couldn't wait to discuss with Yi.Yi was very surprised when he heard that, he really didn't expect that Man still had such a netizen, and he had been chatting with him for more than half a year.

Seeing Man's beaming expression, Yi was also very happy.After all, it is not as good as before. Most of their bad friends are assigned to serve on different planets, and those who stay on the home planet who should get married are also married. Only Man is still unmarried.

With a family, there are fewer opportunities to come out and play together.Now that Man has a new friend, Yi is naturally very happy for him.

But when he heard that Man said that he wanted to marry her, he was stunned for a while before saying: "Man, you think clearly! The other party is not a mermaid!"

Man smiled and said: "I thought about it all day yesterday, so what if I'm not a mermaid? Mermaids don't like me, I still don't like them! Ice is very good, I like him like this, even if he's not a mermaid, it doesn't matter. The only difference is that there are no children.”

"Man, how do you explain to the family if you don't have children?"

"Adopt one."

"Where did you get it these days?"

"That's why I came to discuss with you! I know that your family Lin is very powerful, and there are three at a time. This time——"

Before Man could finish speaking, Yi said, "I beg you, please don't think of me. I will adopt my child to you. It's no wonder that Lin doesn't kill me. He likes children the most. He will marry me." When I was young, I wished I could bring Xiaoxi from Lei’s family here too! Tell him now that I will give you the unborn egg in his belly, and he will definitely chop him off. Besides, I still think that there are few children, so I will adopt it to you and me. It’s also quite embarrassing.”

"Forget about friends!" Man said indignantly.

Marrying Bing is not a very troublesome matter, the elders in the family are quite reasonable, but the heir is the biggest problem.

If you can't find an heir, then the elders in the family will definitely oppose it.

Man could only continue to beg Yi with a dead skin, "Yi, Mr. Crown Prince, in view of our friendship for many years, give me a brother! If there is no child to adopt to me, my life will be over! If I can't find a mermaid Now, if I don’t marry Bing, I have the heart to die! I’m not reconciled! I don’t want to die with my eyes closed…”

Yi also knew that this time Man was serious, although last time he fell in love with Bing, it should be true...

——No, the netizen Man mentioned is called Bing? !

Tsubasa suddenly became sensitive to the name, and said anxiously to Man: "Man! You said that person is called Bing, or is he from Luas? Then he—"

Man laughed wildly after hearing this, "Haha, Yi, you are too exaggerated. Do you think the Bing I know is that Luas demon? How is it possible! That guy fell to death during the military coup, he If you don’t die, can you marry Admiral Lin back home?”

Tsubasa really wanted to say that snow is ice, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't say it.After all, Lin only said it because he trusted himself. If he spread the word everywhere like this, Lin's trust in him would be wiped out.

So Yi changed his tune and said, "It's better to be cautious."

"Don't worry, it's not. I can recognize him even when he's burnt to ashes. Don't worry, there are too many people in Luas calling Bing."

……

Yi was entangled by Man for more than an hour, and finally couldn't take it anymore, raised his hands in surrender and said, "Okay, okay. I will go and promise to the elders of your family that I will adopt my tenth child to you!"

"The tenth?"

"Don't forget it."

Man hurriedly said: "Yes! Of course I want to! When you talk to the elder, please find a communication terminal with a weaker signal. It is best that he can hear it clearly."

"You kid, you're full of bad water."

"You're not much better than me!"

The two of them solved their problem, and after laughing for a while, Yi asked Man solemnly: "Man, have you proposed to anyone?"

"not yet!"

"Hurry up, act if you see it right, don't wait for him to marry someone else, and you will be out of the game. Most people get married when they see it right, unlike us breeders who stare at mermaids, but there are only a few mermaids. You are a breeder, and he is an ordinary person, even if he has that intention, he would never propose to you, so if you like it, hurry up!"

"It's better brother, understand me! Then should I prepare?"

Tsubasa: "Yes! I'll help you. Hurry up and prepare the ring! You can use it when you propose."

Man nodded vigorously.

At this time, Bing was worried at home.How would he tell Man that he is a Luas demon?Will he ignore himself after talking about it?What a hassle!

Forget it, let's put aside the troublesome things first!If he didn't tell him, he probably wouldn't be able to find out, so let's talk about it when he finds out.

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Soon, seven days passed.Bing changed into that outfit again and went to meet Man.

It was still a pleasure meeting this time.However, in the private club in the afternoon, Man told Bing about his adventure with Lin for the first time, and then said, "He used the same leg wrap as you."

Bing's whole face cramped when he heard that.

Have you dressed yourself?Did he see it?Is this testing yourself?When you see it, tell yourself directly!He hates others playing tricks on him the most.

Bing was still angry, Man suddenly took out a small gift box from his pocket, opened it and put it in front of Bing, it was a big diamond ring.

Man smiled and said, "Bing, will you marry me? We will be happy."

Bing stood up all of a sudden, slapped the table and shouted, "Say it straight up when you see it! What is this? You tricked me! You tricked me twice and you still want to marry me? You nasty guy! "

Man was frightened by Bing's posture, and he always thought that Bing was disabled, but he didn't expect him to stand up.

Huo Da Bing unzipped the zipper, threw off the leg sleeves at once, exposing his fish tail, left Man and left.Man stood blankly by himself for a long time, and when he came back to his senses, Bing had run away without a trace.

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An angry Bing drove to Lin's house. Lin was shocked when he saw Bing's appearance, and said, "Brother, why are you dressed up like this? It's too exaggerated!"

"Hey, do you understand how to appreciate such an elegant dress?"

"Damn it! Why are you so angry? Don't think that I can't beat you because I'm pregnant! Let me tell you, I can beat bears even when I'm pregnant. It's not a piece of cake to beat you."

Bing waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it. Why am I arguing with you? It won't be interesting to attract your husband later."

Lin wasn't worried: "He's downstairs. The sound insulation here is very good, so he can't hear you. You weren't locked out when you came in, were you?"

"No, I have the identification card you gave me. Of course no one will come to question me. Is your husband downstairs? I didn't see it when I came in."

"It's downstairs, not necessarily in the living room, maybe in the kitchen to cook for me."

Bing opened his eyes wide: "You let the crown prince cook for you, you really have face!"

"Didn't I also peel my favorite apple for him to eat?"

Bing smiled and scolded: "Come on, you hate eating apples the most. In the past, you had to take more of any welfare products in the army, but you wouldn't take more of apples."

"Don't talk about me, what's the matter with you? Fortunately, your coat is long enough. This dress is obviously not a mermaid suit. Be careful not to lose it."

Bingqi said: "It's not because of that guy."

"Who is mad at you?"

"A netizen. He was so mad, he found out that I was a mermaid, but he didn't say it clearly, and he still played with me. He proposed to me today."

"Just for this?"

"yes!"

Lin Yu asked earnestly, "Brother, did you tell people that you are ice?"

"Tell him my name is Bing."

"Did you tell people that you are that demon?"

"no."

"Good guy, you are hiding so many things from others, and you still say that they are playing tricks on you."

"..."

Lin laughed and said, "Reflect on yourself. You just dressed up like this, and he also took a fancy to you? It's not easy! Take care of it!"

Bing retorted aggrievedly: "It's because I like it that I don't want him to tease me! I was worried about how to tell him my real identity, but he still teased me with a smiley face, and I ran away on impulse."

"Now do you regret not agreeing to him?"

Bing nodded honestly: "Yes! There are so many."

Lin scolded: "Idiot, if you like someone, and he is also interested in you, that would be much more convenient! As for your status, the easiest solution is to have a relationship with him first. After you have a child, even if you are a hell It doesn’t matter if the real Demon King in the movie is here.”

Bing stared at Lin dumbfounded, and said aloud for a long time: "Lin, how did you come up with such a method? You are too thick-skinned! Would anyone do this? Don't treat me like an idiot!"

"Fuck you. That's how I dealt with Yi back then, don't you think you're doing well now!"

"Your reputation is much better than mine, okay?"

"You look much better than me, why don't you say it? My face hasn't changed, and I can't deny my identity. How good you are now, as long as he doesn't mind, other people say you are ice, you can kill me Aren't you done admitting it?"

"That's right! But, I can't do that kind of thing, it's too exaggerated!"

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Man appeared at Yi's house with a face full of anger. Seeing Man coming, Yi smiled and went up to him: "How is it? Did you succeed?"

Man said angrily: "It's all your bad idea, people scared me away!"

Yi asked in astonishment: "Ah? No way!"

"He's a mermaid, not an ordinary person at all! I proposed to him so rashly, he must be so angry that he never wants to see me again. It's rare that I have such a good opportunity, it's all over."

"No way, can't you tell the difference between mermaids and ordinary people?"

"He put on a leg brace, I treat him as disabled!"

Yi was dumbfounded: "My God, it's leggings again, how could you fall twice in one place? Didn't you even suspect it?"

Man said sullenly: "What do you think of me? I have seen many disabled soldiers who have no money for regenerative treatment. Could it be that the leg sleeves are all mermaids? I am not crazy about mermaids, see Those who get leggings will all be mermaids!"

Man was full of complaints, and before he knew it, it was already evening, and Yi decided to keep Man down for dinner.

Man wanted to ask Yi to go out to eat, Yi smiled and told Man, "Eat at home! You can serve wine! My housekeeper is not here recently, so you can be a little more unrestrained."

"Okay! Eat at home."

"I asked someone to let Lin come down to eat together."

Lin and Bing upstairs heard the servant come in to announce that it was Yi who asked them to have dinner together.Bing looked at the time and said, "Ah! It's so late! I have to go."

"Let's go after dinner! My husband already knows who you are, so it's okay."

"No, I'd better go back and eat! Let's go to see Lie together next time! I'm not in a good mood, and it's good for my health to relieve my boredom with him."

Lin smiled and said, "Okay! I'll take you to see him next time. But don't go too far, he's almost having a psychological shadow on you."

"Come on! How can he have psychological shadows, a fool, he will forget it within three days. You tease him with something he likes, and he will come running over again."

Lin was also a little speechless.

It is true that his adjutant is a little stupid, but not so stupid as Bing said.However, now that Lie wasn't here, he didn't bother to refute Bing, so he sent Bing downstairs.

When he arrived at the living room, Lin saw that there were guests at home, and Man was here again.Don't give up after being dumped by ice?

Lin looked back at Bing, who couldn't see it.Bingda opened his mouth and pointed at Man, but remained silent for a long time.

Finally, Man also noticed this side.

When he saw the ice, he also looked like he was struck by lightning, pointing at the ice, "You...you...you..."

Bing first came back to his senses and shouted, "What are you doing? You have an expression like you swallowed a fly, seeing me so disgusting! You wanted to marry me just a few hours ago!"

After being yelled at by Bing, Man also came back to his senses, and immediately replied, "I still think about it now."

"Oh? Really?" The corners of Bing's mouth began to rise.

Seeing Bing's appearance, Man's heart was full of joy. He knew that things had turned around and he had hope.Immediately ran to Bing, knelt down on one leg, and said to Bing: "Oh, you are my god, my great monarch. Without you, my life will be bleak; without you, I am like a lone goose losing its goal ..."

Bing smiled and said while listening, "Then no matter who I am, you will like me?"

Man firmly said: "Of course, you are me, and I am you. We are on two sides in this world, no one will hate themselves, I love you."

Bing made up his mind and said clearly, "That's good! I'll tell you now, I didn't agree to you right away, because I'm the Luas hell demon you call. Therefore, I know Lin very well. I used to be his colleagues, and later his subordinates. Do you still want to marry me now?"

Man froze for a moment, looked at Lin, and glanced at Yi from the corner of his eye, and immediately understood that Bing was not lying.Lin's expression was calm, but Yi's expression was shocked and bewildered.

Man didn't think about it for long, and raised his head again and said to Bing: "So what? You are a hell demon, then I am a hell messenger, so I still like you. Although you killed many of us, you didn't kill me. Even if you kill me, I will still be your ghost by your side!"

Bing smiled, but still didn't give Man a positive answer, "Then should I kill you and let you be my ghost?"

Finally, Lin couldn't take it anymore, and shouted, "Okay! You two give me enough time. Bing, you have to take it home, I'm sick to death. Are you numb or numb? You said I have thick skin, I see your skin is thicker than mine!"

"If you want to agree, agree quickly. Don't pretend to me. I really can't stand you. Who was it upstairs who was complaining to me about not agreeing to him? He was also afraid that he would care about your identity, so he discussed it with me first. The way to make up for the ticket after getting on the train. Now that people give you the ticket, what are you doing with it! If you accept it, it’s over!”

Bingkuo lowered his face and looked at Lin: "Admiral, you are so boring! Do you understand flirting between lovers? Are you still disgusting? Where are you disgusting? Really, boring people."

At this time, Yi was completely awake, and also saw that the black-haired guy was Bing, and rushed forward to grab Man: "Man, are you crazy? He is Bing! His identity is exposed, and your painstaking efforts for so many years are worthless." It's all over, haven't you thought about it?"

Man said nonchalantly, "It would be nice not to expose his identity."

"How can you guarantee not to be exposed?"

"It's fine if you don't admit it!"

Tsubasa retorted: "It's not as simple as you think! What if—"

Man raised his hand to break Yi: "Okay, there's no chance. It's exposed, and I immigrated to Domingo with him as a civilian! If you don't want my friend to be here, help me hide the matter."

"You bastard!"

"You are allowed to marry Lin, and I am not allowed to marry Bing? Whether Bing kills more people or Lin kills more, we know best in our hearts. Yes, I came up with this devil's plan! Now, the consequences I Take care of yourself!"

Yi knew that he couldn't convince Man anymore, so he said angrily, "Didn't you say that you can recognize the ice when it turns into ashes? Now? What's the matter now?"

"Yeah! I mean I can recognize him when he turns into ashes. The problem is that he's not turned into ashes now. He's turned into a mermaid. Of course I can't recognize him."

Wing's face twitched.

Lin Hua went to Yi and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, stop arguing. No matter how eloquent you are, what if you win the quarrel? They will listen to you?"

Looking at the two people who were already stuck together, Lin touched his head and said, "The last time we arranged for you to go on a blind date, why didn't you like it very much?"

The two looked at each other inexplicably, with disbelief on their faces, so Lin took out the surveillance video and played it for them.

Bing's face twitched, he looked at Man and said, "Man, why are you dressed up like that?"

Man said helplessly, "Didn't I tell you that I borrowed other people's clothes. They said that the mermaid didn't like my original outfit."

"Which idiot said that? Look at the clothes he borrowed from you. It's a feudal defender. I've never seen such an ugly one. That person's taste is the worst I've ever seen. He probably isn't married, right?"

Man felt embarrassed all of a sudden, and hurriedly said: "I'm married, I'm married, and I have several children. He is also kind. He found a mermaid that way, so he recommended me that way."

Bing said strangely: "Ah? You can find mermaids like that? The aesthetics of mermaids are really strong and bloody enough! Why do you think there are people and mermaids with such strange aesthetics?"

Before he could continue, Lin said fiercely from the side: "I bought that suit for Yi."

Only then did Bing notice Man who had been winking with him, but it was too late.However, Bing immediately put on a smiling face and said to Man, "Man, that was loaned to you by His Royal Highness Yi?"

Man nodded.

Bing continued to laugh, "That's it! No wonder, he is the prince—the crown prince, and his partner is a famous general in our country. How can his aesthetics compare with ordinary people like us? Royal family members! Royal family members just want to be special. To be independent, you must have an aesthetic and perspective that is different from ordinary people. Only in this way can you be different and show your royal demeanor.

"Look at your outfit that day, are you satisfied? Do you like it? You must not be satisfied, you must not like it! Because we are mortals! We can't understand these high-ranking people, who are close to the aesthetic realm of gods. However, we It is a great honor to be given the dress instruction of His Highness the Crown Prince for the first time..."

Listening to Bing's remarks, Man showed adoring eyes, Yi showed an incredible expression, and Lin was completely numb.

Yi turned his head and said to Lin: "So Bing is such a sycophant?"

Lin nodded: "Yeah! You'll get used to it after listening too much. He only speaks in such a tone, and his method of picking someone to flatter is a bit different from ordinary people, so this ability has no effect on his promotion. He just finds someone to flatter. Shoot with someone you have a good relationship with, you are my husband, so he also flatters you. Otherwise, just because you told Man not to marry him, he will start to tease you now, and his tricks are also very powerful of."

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Bing and Man's problem solved.This pair of living treasures can be regarded as making do together. As long as no one exposes Bing's identity, Naman will definitely become the most envied breeder on the entire planet.

Two weeks later, when Lin received Bing's wedding invitation, he almost fainted, and said to Yi with a dumbfounded voice: "How fast are they? Are they getting married so soon?"

Tsubasa looked at the newspaper and said, "It's not much faster than we were back then."

"Everyone in the Man family agrees? The child in our incubator is not Man's!"

"What does that matter? People in the Man family are eager to bring that egg there! Besides, it's still a little mermaid, and I would be willing to raise it if it were me. What's wrong with having more children? What I have to worry about now is Don’t let anyone come out of Bing’s ex-husband’s house, otherwise, it’s hard to say who this egg belongs to.”

"Bing said that his ex-husband has no relatives."

"Don't say that, if it's really a little mermaid hatched after marriage, all those relatives who can't get along with each other will all come out."

Lin was surprised: "How could such a thing happen?"

Yi closed the newspaper: "You don't know that. We have seen this kind of thing a lot. The birth rate of children in our country is already low. Which nobleman doesn't want to have more children? Even if they are not related by blood, as long as they can raise them by themselves good."

"The lord of the area where Bing is located is so eager to apply for the status of a great nobleman for Bing's child to prevent poor Bing from being snatched by his ex-husband's relatives after remarriage. Now that the child's status as a great nobleman is hindered, those distant relatives of their family are all I can only give up, but if it turns out to be a little mermaid, those people will fight desperately with Man’s family, and Man’s family is definitely unwilling to give up.”

Lin thoughtfully said: "We still have to guard against that move!"

"Yeah! Man is ready."

"I'm getting married! Really, another red bomb, it must be a big gift! What a pity! When I got married, why didn't that guy Bing show up and give me a gift? Back then, he told me , if I get married, he will definitely give me the biggest gift, guaranteed to be bigger than anyone else's."

Yi rolled his eyes and said to Lin: "Please, don't worry too much about these things, okay? You should be glad that Bing and Man are married. It is enough for us to give one, otherwise we will give two!"

Lin smiled and said, "If Bing marries someone else, I will pretend not to know him! So, in general, only one copy is enough."

Yi smiled helplessly: "You are really stingy! Oh! By the way, I brought something back for you, and you find a way to hand it over to Bing."

As he said that, Yi took out a large photo album, "I remember you said that Bing is not easy to recognize people. There are not many people in Manben's family, but there are countless people who split up. This is because they split up. For more important people, show it to Bing, so you won’t be embarrassed if you don’t recognize them.”

"Wouldn't it be better to let Man hand it over to him?"

"Isn't asking Man to give it the same as asking Man to say that Bing's ability to recognize people is not good? So, Man, please let me let you pass this to Bing."

Lin Wu Nai said: "Damn it, make it clear and ask me to play bad face."

Yi sighed: "Man's ability to recognize people is not very good. Fortunately, no one from Bing's family came over. Otherwise, I guarantee that they will make a fool of themselves at the wedding ceremony."

Lin asked strangely, "Isn't Man from the Intelligence Department? How could he be so poor at recognizing people?"

"Man is good at intelligence analysis. If he is good at recognizing people, he will not be where he is today. Although he has a photo memory, you must have the same clothes and hairstyle as the one he saw for the first time. , he will recognize it, and if you change it a little bit, he will not be able to figure it out, and he will not be confused if he has seen you at least ten times."

Lin complained: "That's better than Bing! We were classmates for two years, and he didn't remember my name. He is well-known in the army for not recognizing people. He also has an adjutant. His adjutant's basic duty is to remind me, The person I saw was so-and-so."

"Lin, I'm thinking, Bing only flatters people who are close to him. Is it because he doesn't know how to recognize people? He can't recognize people who are not related to him at all, so he also Can't kiss ass anymore?"

"Hey, why didn't I think of it? It's possible!"