Blind Date of Major Mermaid

At this time, the marriage between Man and Xue has spread throughout the Dunqila Empire.

The dream lover in the entire empire, the most gentle and lovely mermaid, is going to marry a peacock-like man that no one wants!Moreover, he still brought his own mermaid eggs with him, which was unacceptable to many breeders of marriageable age.

Suddenly, rumors spread again.

Some say it was because the gentle mermaid sympathized with the unwanted breeder that she married him; others said that the cunning Man took advantage of the simple mermaid when she was lonely; A bit like Xue's ex-husband, that's why Xue married him.The other rumors that followed were simply fantasies. Basically, the big bad wolf lied to the little sheep.

Two days after the wedding invitation was sent out, Bing could no longer live in the hotel where he was staying.The blue ribbon appeared in front of him everywhere, even when he went downstairs to get something, someone rushed to stuff the blue ribbon into his hand.

What was even more exaggerated was that he pretended to be a disabled soldier and took the opportunity to get close to Bing, wanting to bring him the blue satin, which really made Bing very angry that time.

Bing has sympathy for soldiers who are disabled and have no money for regenerative treatment. At that time, he took out his gold card and was going to buy a medical card for that person to let him do regenerative treatment, but the guy turned out to be In order to get close to him, he pretended to give him a blue ribbon, shaking with ice anger.Fortunately, someone dragged that guy out, otherwise Bing might really go crazy and beat him into a pig's head on the spot.

The next day, major newspapers reported one after another, saying that the gentle mermaid was full of love for the disabled, but the love was being used by others.

Therefore, Man justifiably took Bing back home in advance.

The wedding date is getting closer and closer, and Man is very busy these days, and must finish all the work at hand before he can take a big vacation with peace of mind.

Therefore, Man has been busy day and night these days, and Bing is the only one left at home.

Looking at the largely empty room, Bing was very happy at first.It turned out that Man, like himself, did not like others to disturb his life.There are no housekeepers and servants at home, only cleaning staff who come to clean regularly.

However, Bing couldn't be happier now.Man was so busy that he couldn't be the same as before. During working hours, he secretly went to the Interstellar Network to chat with himself, and the eggs hadn't hatched yet, so he was bored to death by himself.

So, Bing thought of Lin who must also be bored.

After contacting Lin, the two agreed to go to the home of Lin's former adjutant Lie, who should also feel bored.In the name of looking after the children, Lin took Bing to Lie's house.

On the way, Lin looked at Bing in a formal suit and said, "What's the matter with you? You're dressed so formally. Now even if you dress like a peacock, no one will say anything about you, only that you have made huge sacrifices to match your husband. "

Bing smiled and said: "Hehe, you also know how wonderful the rumors are now!"

"Forget it, I can't stand you. It's rare that you still dress so normally when you meet me in private."

"If I don't dress like this, wouldn't Lie recognize me immediately?"

"Didn't you say he was stupid, what are you worried about?"

"It takes a fool to recognize me so easily! If you are so stupid——"

The two were noisy in the car, and they arrived at Lie's home in a while, and Lie had been waiting in the living room early.

Lin brought Bing in, looked around, and asked strangely, "Where are the children?"

Usually, when they knew he was coming, the children would have been waiting downstairs early, but today they didn't see any of them.

"That, that..." Lie faltered.

Finally, the butler next to him answered instead of the master, "Because Your Excellency Lie wants to get close to the children, he told them many times that Dad is coming, and asked the children to prepare various things with him. Recently he said that again, The children have learned to be good and won’t come down.”

Lin looked at Lie, who lowered his head guiltily.

Bing leaned forward and said softly to Lin, "He's as unreliable as a mermaid!"

Hearing the sound, Lie noticed that there was an extremely beautiful mermaid beside Lin.oh!oh!He is laughing at himself!Fierce blood boiled.

Seeing Lie's familiar expression, he was almost drooling. Bing immediately knew what was going on, lowered his head and said softly, "Hello! My name is Xue. My fiancé and your husband have a good relationship. I hope you can Thank you for coming to our wedding." After speaking, she twisted the corner of her clothes and bowed her head in silence.

Lie looked at Bing and started to giggle.

Seeing Lie's appearance, Lin really had the urge to go up and beat him up.Do you know that he is so disgusting!In the past, it was because of this appearance that he scared away countless mermaids. Now he has a mermaid face and looks at Bing mesmerizingly. It's so disgusting!

After only persisting for 2 minutes, Lin couldn't take it anymore, so he left on the pretext of going up to see the children.

Half an hour later, when Lin took the children downstairs, he saw that Lie had been played around by Bing, trying to please Bing.When he heard Bing say that he had never seen the brain-dead dance, Lie volunteered to show him.

Finally, Lin couldn't take it anymore, and shouted at Lie, "Okay, don't embarrass me again! Can't you hear his deceitful tone? How many times do you have to be cheated before you are reconciled? He is Bing Ah! Haven't you been played enough by him?

Really! "

"Bing?" Lie pointed at Bing as if swallowing a fly, and said, "Didn't Bing die in the mutiny?"

"Then shouldn't I die too? I'm not living well now!"

Lie had a face of disbelief.

Bing collapsed on the sofa with a big laugh, and said out of breath, "Big White Rabbit, you are still so white!"

"Don't call me Big White Rabbit! I'm warning you, I won't be polite to you if you call me that again! Now that you don't have a military rank, it won't be a violation of military discipline if I hit you!"

"Oh! I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death. Someone is going to beat me! Someone is taking advantage of their status to be higher than me, bullying others! I'm pitiful..."

"You, you are shameless! You, you used to bully me when your status was higher than mine."

Bing continued to pretend to be pitiful: "Wow, someone used trumped-up charges to oppress me, who is lowly in status! General! Make the decision for me—"

Lie quickly retorted: "Admiral, no! No! I have never bullied him, he has always been the one who bullies me!"

Lin couldn't stand it and yelled: "Okay, you all shut up, what's the trick in front of the children? Bing, you too, just accept it when you see it, don't play Lie when you are always free. He has a higher status than you now. Now, you should give him some face and tell him to dance with his brain, thank you for thinking of it.

"And you, Lie, remember your identity as a royal. He hasn't spoken yet. What are you talking about? Show him a brainless dance, and if word spreads, do you want to be a human again?"

Lie fell silent, feeling a little bit of complaint in his heart.Lin knew Bing's identity a long time ago, why didn't he tell him when he entered the door, causing him to lose so much face.

Being scolded by Lin like that, he immediately became cold.At this time, Xiaoyang's voice sounded, "Money! Money!"

Lin looked around, but didn't see anything, and asked inexplicably, "Where is the money?"

Xiaoyang pointed to the front, Lin followed Xiaoyang's direction and saw nothing, so he let go and said, "Where is the money? Xiaoyang bring it to Dad."

"Um!"

The little guy nodded vigorously, and quickly came to Bing's body, pounced on Bing's tail that was exposed by a large part of his laugh, and picked up the golden scales on Bing's tail.

Now Lin understood what Xiaoyang meant, and rushed over to hug Xiaoyang.But it was too late, Xiaoyang managed to pick off a scale on the ice tail.

Bing was stunned for a moment, then felt a slight pain, and saw the little guy pull out a scale from his tail, and continued to yell: "Money! Money!"

Bing couldn't take it anymore, and shouted to Lin, "My God, Lin, you are indeed your son, and you really have a true biography! Take the scales on my tail as gold coins! It's too exaggerated!"

Xiaoyang pulled out a piece of golden scale, presented it to Lin excitedly as if offering a treasure, and said to Lin with a bright smile, "Dad! Money! Money!"

Lie felt indescribably happy!Bing is sure to suffer this time, it is impossible to punish Lin's youngest son!So, he decided to praise the cute kid who made a bad mouth for himself.

Lie handed a newly bought toy bear to Xiaoyang, helped Lin hug Xiaoyang and said, "Xiaoyang is so good! Xiaoyang likes money! Little God of Wealth!" He touched Xiaoyang's cute head while talking.

The little guy saw that someone praised him and gave him a toy. He was happy and said, "Daddy likes money, Xiaoyang likes money, and everyone likes money. Hehe, hehe!"

This time Bing felt furious, because he saw the eyes of the other two children looking at his tail began to turn green. If Lin hadn't pulled him, they might have rushed over.

He understood now that the little brats probably saw his younger brother being praised for pulling out their scales, so they also wanted to come up and pull out a few.If he doesn't clarify now, sooner or later his own tail will avoid evil hands again.

"Lin, your sons' eyes are turning green, please take care of them! I'm getting married soon, I can't be a bald-tailed fish."

Before Lin could speak, Lie said cheerfully, "What does it matter? You wear a dress when you get married, who cares if your tail is bald or not."

"You guy, dare to contradict me now. Good job, if I get bald, I promise, your blond hair will also go bald." Bing paused for a moment, with a wicked smile on his face, and smiled at Xiaoyang who was hugged by Lie said, "Does Xiaoyang know gold coins?"

The little guy nodded vigorously.

"Then, does Xiaoyang recognize gold bars?"

The little guy nodded again.

Now it's easy.Bing pointed to Lie and said, "Look Xiaoyang! That uncle has a gold bar!"

Be stupid, what does your hair have to do with gold bars?

Xiaoyang tilted his head to look at Lie, shook his head and said, "It's different! The gold bars are thick."

"It's a small gold bar."

"Ice—" Lin said to stop it.

However, the little guy obviously listened to it. He stretched out his hand and grabbed a small tuft of Lie's hair, then stretched out Lie's hair in front of Lin with a smile, and said with a smile, "Money! Money! Money!"

Lie became furious now, and shouted at Bing: "Aren't you blond too? Let them pull out your hair too!"

Bing calmly said: "Hehe, look carefully, my hair is golden with a little white, and your hair color is the standard vulgar gold."

"Then your tail is also vulgar gold!"

"As you said, my tail is under my clothes, who can see it! Unlike you, who put on a vulgar gold every day and swagger everywhere!"

"..."

Lin decided not to quarrel with them anymore. He took the three children back upstairs and reflected on himself.The problem with loving money is that it is time to restrain yourself, and you should not teach children to recognize money so early.

He sent the children to the room, and repeatedly warned the children not to take other people's money in the future.You can pick it up on the ground, but you can only take what others give you with the consent of yourself or Yi, and you must never take it from others by yourself like just now.

Xiaoyang is a little unhappy, just now his uncle praised him, why did his father say he can't take it!

Now Lin was at a loss, and could only destroy Xia Lie's image by saying that the uncle's words could not be taken seriously, that uncle lied to them.

Therefore, the children easily accepted it.Because in their eyes, Lie was indeed an uncle who always lied to them, and now the impression of Lie in the hearts of the children continued to decline.

After this little episode, Bing and Lie officially met, and Lie accepted the invitation, and this trip to meet was over.When he left, Bing was in a good mood, and Lie held the invitation card with an unhappy expression on his face.

Bing and Lin, who had been happy in Lei's house, were on the way home together.Lin looked at Bing in a good mood, threw a large photo album to Bing and said, "Bing, my husband asked me to bring this to you, and it contains important relatives in Man's family. Make a note of it when you get home. At the wedding banquet, you have to greet each other table by table."

Bing picked it up and flipped through a few pages, shouting, "My God, there are so many people! It's killing me, and they all look exactly the same, killing me! How can I recognize them!"

"It's not as exaggerated as you said. Although they are brothers or something, there is still a little difference."

"But it's only a few days before I get married! It's just a few days, if I have to recognize them all, or let them number me on their foreheads, I'll go back and memorize them."

Lin scolded with a smile: "Fuck you, you are selling pigs! You even numbered it, thanks to you who figured it out."

"It doesn't matter, I've thought about it. Then I will pretend to be introverted, pitiful, and shy. I will hide behind Man from the beginning to the end and let him deal with it. I don't have the ability to recognize them one by one."

Lin looked at Bing and said, "It's better to recognize it. As long as you are willing, there is still enough time. When I married Yi, there were so many people. I had to include the names and appearances of the envoys from other countries who came to send congratulatory gifts. Remember it all."

Bing complained: "Don't compare me with a non-human like you. You are the most monster. In the past, you only need to read the information once for new soldiers, and you can name them all the next day, which makes me, who can't remember. People with good looks are said to be airy, it’s all your fault.”

"If you know you can't remember it, read it a few more times!"

"Why are you watching when you know you can't remember! After getting along for a long time, you will naturally be able to remember!"

……

Although he was reluctant in his heart, Bing still took the huge photo album away before getting off the car.

+ + + + +

Man has always been smiling at everything recently, and when he sees the person he hates the most, his face is full of joy, and he just smirks at his desk when he has nothing to do.

People who have a good relationship with him are saying that Manshou finally changed his luck when the clouds opened to see the moon.Waiting, waiting, finally waiting for a good marriage for him.

People who have a bad relationship with him said that the boy was lucky to meet a dead mouse, and he had nothing to do to laugh in the office, laughing at us who are not married...

However, these words are not important to Man's ears, and now he is in a good mood.In the past few days, as soon as I got home, I discussed with Bing how to prepare for the wedding and where to go for the honeymoon.

For the subsequent honeymoon trip, he prepared a lot of materials.However, looking at Bing's appearance, he probably wanted to go to Doming, after all the Luas people were not allowed to go there.

As a Dunqila man, he really doesn't want to go again, but in order to take care of Bing's feelings, he should go there first!Wedding photos can also be taken in Doming!I can shoot whatever I want, anyway, there are few people who know me there.

However, the wedding banquet is a very headache.

There are so many second uncles and six aunts, I can't figure out who is who, and I have to take Bing to greet each of them, it is really painful!

From tomorrow onwards, my relatives will probably rush over from various planets one after another, after all, I can be regarded as the head of my own family!

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The next day, Man's wedding leave began.

People came to visit one after another, and Bing was always accompanied by a smiling face, feeling like his face was going to cramp from smiling.In the afternoon, Bing couldn't take it anymore, so he found an excuse to buy wedding candy, and dragged Man out together.He felt that if he stayed any longer, his face would definitely be paralyzed on the wedding day.

But what I didn't expect was that on the way to see the wedding candy, I could meet more than N acquaintances. Fortunately, Man was prepared and prepared a few more wedding invitations by his side, and gave them to the other party temporarily.

It was already evening when I got home, and there were no relatives coming. I was so tired that I fell on the sofa and said to Man, "Man, what kind of relatives are you all along the way?"

At this time, Man, who was drinking water, heard this, coughed again and again, and said in surprise: "You...you are joking! Isn't that someone you know?"

At this time, Bing was also quite surprised: "People I know? I only know Lin Helie and my ex-husband. I don't even remember what my ex-husband's distant relatives looked like. How could I know other people. "

"Then why are you smiling at them when you have nothing to do? Make me think they are your friends."

"I saw them smile at me, so I smiled at them. I think it's your friends or relatives who will smile at me."

Man's face was full of black lines: "I'm going to faint. You are a mermaid now! Anyone who sees you will smile at you. It's over, why should I send wedding invitations to those people for no reason, and make trouble for myself! Alright, You don’t need to accept any presents at the wedding banquet, those people who don’t understand will give you blue satin nine times out of ten.”

The two who thought this oolong incident was over did not expect that there was a bigger problem at all.

The next morning, while eating breakfast and reading the newly brought newspaper, the two of them stuck together were stunned on the spot.

It was written impressively in the newspaper—the public lovers distributed wedding invitations on the street.

After reading the content, the two of them were completely overwhelmed. Xue, who said that she was a lover of the masses, was very fraternal to everyone, and anyone who had good intentions towards him was willing to accept it.Even an idiot can understand this news, which implies that Bing can accept most people's blue ribbons.

The stimulated two went to check the interstellar network again, but they were completely speechless.There are really all kinds of things, some say that Xue is fraternal, and some say that she can't bear to refuse, but later it develops to say that Man may be incompetent, so she needs the help of a lover to let Xue leave offspring.

Seeing this, Man lost his temper, and wished he could smash the computer terminal. Fortunately, Bing stopped him in time, but Man was still very angry.

Kanman was angry, and Bing Pei smiled and said, "Why are you so angry? They have a sour grape mentality. If they can't eat grapes, they try their best to say that grapes are not good. Now they can't say anything about my grape, and they can only point the finger at me. You who have eaten good grapes! Let them say what they like, don’t you not care at all?”

Man complained: "But if they say such nonsense, I will be in trouble in the future. Even the blue ribbon can't stop it. You really don't know how hard His Highness Yi is blocking the blue ribbon."

Bing laughed loudly and said: "He is different! Lin was brought by him with a blue ribbon, how can we compare with them? I am a mermaid who is like a saint, even if I take the blue ribbon, he will still be the same Would say I can't bear to say no.

"As long as I say with tears in my eyes, 'Nothing happened between me and that person', they will definitely believe it. Don't worry, don't worry, I won't let you wear a cuckold. If there is a guy who dares to attack me, I will take the newspaper and rush Go to the Mermaid Protection Association and commit suicide, and guarantee that the newspaper will close down the next day!"

"Suicide? Don't scare people, okay?"

"What are you afraid of? It's not that you really want to die. Would people who really want to die go to the public to commit suicide? Unless they are mentally ill."

Man sighed: "I don't want to be drowned in saliva either!"

Bing smiled and scolded: "Stupid! Before I'm going to commit suicide, of course I will notify you, you have to stop me in time, otherwise how will this play continue? If no one really finds me in time, it's better if I commit suicide, or Wouldn't it be better not to commit suicide? If you cheat, it won't be too embarrassing."

Man praised: "Why do you think so thoughtfully? I think if you used to be an actor instead of a soldier, you would definitely be top-notch."

"Hehe, I thought so too, and I always wanted to form a band to debut. But my deceased father said that I was not doing my job properly. If I dared to do it, he would break my leg."

"Really? I also thought about forming a band, but I don't even have the courage to say it. It's not just my dead father, but my whole family will not let me go."

After hearing this, Bing became interested: "Is that so! What would you do?"

"I'm a pretty good bass player."

"I can sing well and play the guitar well!"

"That's almost enough to form a group."

Bing Yue was eager to try: "If there is a chance, I will bring Lin over. Lin's drums are very good."

Man was surprised and said, "Huh? Lin will do it too?"

"Hmm! You don't know that! They turned over late, so he used to play drums in speakeasies for extra money. Playing drums is definitely a lot of work, but he can sneak out at night and come back the next day for the parade."

Man shook his head and commented: "A monster!"

Bing said happily: "Come! Shake hands! I told him 800 years ago that he is a monster. Therefore, I admire your Highness Yi very much. To be his friend requires a strong heart. Being a husband is really speechless!" I went to see Lie a few days ago, and Lie also said that they wanted Lin to marry him, and he was so scared that he almost bumped his head to death."

"Lin Heyi looks very good, I'm quite envious!"

"Forget it! You, a person who wants to smash the computer after seeing the news, can get along with Admiral Lin? Then you can tear down the whole place in less than a day."

Man smiled and said, "That's right! I can't accept his aesthetics."

"Well! This is also the key point. What kind of vision do they have, they have no artistic cells at all! So artists are lonely. But you will not be lonely in the future, because of me! It is better to be with me, as long as we work hard together , I promise, when the time comes, you and I will be as good as my ex-husband and I are."

After laughing happily, the two finally returned to today's important topic of thanking guests behind closed doors.

Man took out several large photo albums and said to Bing, "Bing, I have sorted out the single photos of all our relatives, let's take the time to identify them!"

Bing looked at the photo album, and said with the feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist, "Okay."

Man began a long lecture on ice.

"...It's easy to recognize, the one with the mole under the corner of his eye is my sixth uncle..."

After explaining for half an hour, Bing even wanted to die, looked at Man and said, "Why do you have so many relatives in your family? Didn't it mean that your Dunqila birth rate is very low?"

"The birth rate is low, which is the average level of the entire empire, and it's not our family. Besides, there are people adopted by our family here."

"Ah! I'm going to die! How can you recognize so many people who look the same!"

Man had no choice but to comfort her and said, "Come on, come on, don't complain, let's continue! The one with the mole under the corner of his eye is my third uncle..."

Bing felt something was wrong: "Didn't you say that the one with the mole under the corner of the eye is Uncle Six?"

"Ah? Oh! That's right!" Man quickly turned to the first few pages of the photo album, and there was indeed a person with a mole under the corner of his eye. He couldn't help but whispered, "That's right! Which one is Third Uncle?"

"My God! You didn't figure it out yourself, and you came to teach me. I really doubt how many of what you told me were right."

"That, that, don't worry, don't worry. I'll make a call and ask. My cousin should be able to tell the difference. My cousin has a lot of contacts with them. I will talk to him from beginning to end and come back to you again. .”

Man went to the next door to make a phone call, and Bing fell headlong into the photo album, clamoring in his heart: Why do I have to invite a large number of people who Daman is not familiar with when I marry Man?The nobles are really troublesome!

His last marriage was so troublesome, he just invited a few people and it was over, and he didn't leave a deep impression.This wedding will definitely be one you will never forget.