Blind Date of Major Mermaid

After Xiaoyang said that, everyone discovered this not-so-clever secret.

After hearing this, Bing moved his hand up a little bit, and sure enough, the child stopped crying after a while.Now things are getting worse, and Yi doesn't know how to deal with the current situation.

At this time, Man ordered the door to be closed, looked around, and said loudly: "Everyone here is my clan and friends. I implore you for the sake of our family and my mermaid, don't tell this matter. If it is discovered that the little mermaid does not recognize her parents, then the little mermaid may be taken away."

Speaking of this, Bing immediately burst into tears at the right time, hugged the child and threw himself on Man, tremblingly said: "No, don't take my child away. This is my child... If, if this is the case, take me away child, then I would rather not marry for life..."

Lin who was on the side had to admire Bing's tearful acting skills.

Bing's performance really received very good results, and the people below began to boil.After all, those who came to the wedding were all related to Man. When several elders in the clan expressed their willingness to support Man's approach, everyone present agreed.

This time the mermaid baby turmoil is over, Bing and Man continue to greet guests, the difference is that Bing is still holding a baby in his hand.The little guy stopped crying and lay on Bing's shoulders. He was looking around excitedly just now, but after a while, he lay on his stomach and stopped moving.

Just as Bing lamented that the child was better behaved, she heard Lin yelling from behind, "Xue, pull the child away, he is eating your hair."

Bing hurriedly pulled the child away, only feeling a little pain in the scalp, and then saw the little guy clutching his hair in his hands, and stuffing it into his mouth desperately.He had already bitten a few hairs in his mouth and was still stuffing them in, but when he opened his mouth, the unbroken hairs fell out.The little guy persevered, grabbed it again, and then stuffed it into his mouth.

Bing was speechless, what kind of child is this!Hungry ghost!You can even eat your hair!

Lin rushed over, took out a pacifier and stuffed it into the child's mouth, saying, "It's done! Now I won't eat indiscriminately."

Man looked at it and said, "You really have experience!"

Lin smiled proudly and said, "Of course, I also brought up my younger brothers. These three little guys have never given me peace of mind."

Holding the mermaid baby with a big pacifier in its mouth, the next toast became extremely smooth.Because the little guy is awake, and when he sees people coming, he will look at them curiously, sometimes he will smile at people, and the pacifier will fall off when he smiles.Hold the ice and stuff it back for him later.

In this way, basically every table, most people will surround Bing’s little baby and say, “Baby is so good, just smile, I’m your XXX.”

Then, the trouble of identifying people is completely solved.

The little guy was a little tired after being shown this way, his head began to hang down, and he seemed to be falling asleep.

Now I'm in a hurry, I pray in my heart, the little guy must not sleep!Man and I are all counting on you, just one more table, and the rest are people your father can remember.

However, the little guy obviously didn't give Bing a face, biting his pacifier and drooping his head, he fell asleep.

Bing couldn't help thinking, this child can really sleep!It was so noisy that I could still sleep.

The people at that table saw that the baby was asleep, and hurriedly signaled them not to make a sound, just take a sip and don't wake up the baby.

Now, Bing and Man were truly pardoned.

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Because the baby was born, no one would bother with their new house.Bing and Man were too tired to move when they got home, only the baby slept very comfortably.

Looking at the baby sleeping soundly on their bed, Man regained his energy.

Such a cute child, with a small golden fish tail like ice, and with fat milk, he looks very healthy.So, I touched the child's cute face and kept smiling.

Bing, who came out of the bath, saw that Man was teasing the little mermaid, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't mess with the child, go to bed quickly! Wake him up, none of us have the strength to coax him! "

However, the reality is cruel, even if the two of them don't take the initiative to provoke the little guy, the little guy will still cry and make trouble in the middle of the night.

All of a sudden it was peeing, and all of a sudden it was about to eat again.Bing was coaxing, while Man was frantically mixing the milk powder, the more urgent it was, the more it couldn't work, it was either too hot or too cold.

After everything was settled, the little ones fell asleep, they closed their eyes and were still asleep, and the little ones cried again.This time it was time to change the diaper, and he had to be washed before changing it.

The two of them spent the whole night in such a busy way.

At dawn, the two looked at each other with a pair of panda eyes, and then at the sleeping little mermaid.

Bing said with a bitter face, "This is our unforgettable wedding night?"

"It's really unforgettable!"

"Man, I can't do it, I'm going to collapse, please ask a housekeeper! Otherwise, how will we live in the future?"

"It looks like we have to invite someone, otherwise, our honeymoon will be over."

The next day, the spaceship ticket to Doming arrived.Looking at Piao He and the baby in the cradle, Bing and Man wanted to cry but had no tears!

The day after tomorrow is scheduled to go to Doming for honeymoon, but now that the child is out of the shell, if you take him with you, what kind of honeymoon is there!It's too late to serve this kid.

For the first time, Bing and Man regretted not hiring a housekeeper earlier.

Helpless, Man looked at the difficult situation and contacted several elders in the family.After a while, I came back and said to Bing, "Bing, you can't! No one in the family has graduated from the butler school recently, and I don't want to borrow a housekeeper from another relative's house."

"Can't we find it ourselves?"

"It's more reassuring to look for it in your own family first. If you look for it from outside, if the money lover takes our child away, who do we cry to!"

"But there's nothing you can do now! Aren't you a great nobleman? Didn't your family give you a butler?"

Man sighed: "Yes, I used to refuse to take it life and death, but now I want it, and I won't be able to get it in a while."

Bing also sighed: "Unlucky. Originally, I was very glad that you don't have a housekeeper, and we can live a happy two-person world. But what should we do now? Why don't we ask Lin to take care of us for a few days?"

"Don't think about it, Your Excellency Lin is inconvenient now, his own children are sent to His Royal Highness Lei's home."

"Then, why don't we send the children to be taken care of by them?"

Man thought for a while, then nodded: "Although I don't really want to bother them, but forget it, for our happiness, I will be thick-skinned once!"

Man originally wanted to ask Lei on the phone, but then he thought about it. After all, there was a considerable difference in status between himself and Lei, so it would be better to go in person.

In order to show his sincerity, Bing even took his children with him.Bing hugged her mermaid baby and thought: Lie!Dare you disagree, kid, you will look good in the future.I don't care about you kid killer anymore, if you think it's troublesome, I'll let you walk around endlessly.

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When I arrived at Lei's house, I was surprised that Lei, Lie and the housekeeper were not there.Man was thinking about whether to go back first and come back to check later when another car drove in.

After the car stopped, Lin came down, and Yi said inside, "You take care of the children, I'll be back later."

After Lin got off the car in the yard, he saw Bing and Man there, so he said with a smile on his face, "Hey! You are here too. As expected of the Ministry of Intelligence, you are really well informed! You arrived earlier than me. It's a damn good year."

Bing looked around and said with a smile, "Lin, what's the matter? So excited?"

"Hehe! Don't you feel good about that?"

"Don't be fooled, what's the matter?"

Now Lin was a little surprised, "You don't know?"

Bing was confused: "What do I know?"

"Then what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to ask Lie and the others to bring me a baby. Man and I are going on our honeymoon."

"You don't know!" Lin looked at Bing and then at Man, hesitated and said, "Come inside, I'll tell you what's going on."

When they arrived at the living room, Lin didn't stop, and directly took Bing and Man to Lei's study, who knew each other well.

After turning on the anti-eavesdropping device, Lin told them, "Man will know about this sooner or later, and it's nothing if I tell you. Huihuiyi may ask Man for your help."

"What's so serious?" Man felt that the matter was a little serious.

Lin sneered and said, "Actually, it's not a serious matter, it's just that Lei and Lie are in bed."

Bing heard this and complained, "Just kidding, what's the matter? They're all married, and they'll get on it as soon as they get on, even if they're not married, it doesn't matter. You always get on the bus first and then make up for the fare, and it's nothing if you have sex with someone else." , what are they doing!"

"But it's not a trivial matter to go to bed and send it to a hospital dedicated to the royal family."

Bing said, "What? That guy Lei is too fierce! So exaggerated!"

Lin sneered and said, "It's the other way around, it's fierce enough!"

This news was extremely cold for Bing and Man.

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At this time, Yi had already rushed to the royal hospital.When I arrived at the door of the ward, I saw Lie walking back and forth at a loss, and the housekeeper sat on the bench with a helpless face.

Seeing Yi coming, the two of them flew over. Butler Mo pulled Yi and said, "Your Highness, Your Highness, go in and see His Highness Lei! He locked the door, so we can't get in."

Lie also said in grief: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really don't know how this happened, he won't even see me anymore."

Yi patted him comfortingly, "It's okay, I'll go in and talk to him." Then, he knocked on the door and shouted, "Lei, open the door, I'm the eldest brother."

After a while, the electronic door opened.Yi signaled to Lie and the housekeeper not to come in, and after he went in alone, the door closed again.

As soon as Yi entered, he saw a person on the hospital bed wrapped from head to toe in a quilt. He sat down on the edge of the bed, pulled the quilt, but couldn't pull it off, so he said, "Lei, come out! Don't look like this, I don't know if we will be worried." ?"

Lei muffled under the quilt and said, "No, it's shameful, it's too embarrassing."

"Okay, stop making trouble. If you continue to make trouble, I don't care about you."

"Do you tube!"

Yi followed his words and said: "Okay! I don't care! This is not my business, you should divorce Lie! He has gone back, you have nothing to be ashamed of."

Now Lei got excited, jumped up and said, "No! It's none of his business, don't blame him!"

Yi sat down and said: "I know you still like him, but you're just stubborn. In fact, you're still very afraid that he will leave you! He barks and makes noise at the door, so you can rest assured, right? Don't be stupid, you If you don’t give him an explanation, he will really leave.”

Lei blushed, "I feel a little ashamed to see him."

Yi felt relieved, and couldn't help scolding: "You are too serious, what the hell did you do, you went to bed and came to the hospital! You have been waiting for so long, and this is the result?"

"I don't know either! Yesterday Man got married, and Lie and I both drank a little too much. When we came back, we felt unhappy and opened two more bottles, and then we didn't know anything."

"So you don't feel anything at all?"

Lei hesitated: "Why do I think I should have fucked him!"

"Don't be an ostrich, now I can be sure that you were fucked by him."

"Ah, stop talking, it's too embarrassing." Saying that, Lei got under the covers again.

"Okay, don't say it, don't say it. You come out and explain the matter to the eldest brother, so that the eldest brother can help you, otherwise your marriage will be over."

Lei reluctantly got out of bed again: "Actually, it's nothing, it's all bad. I wouldn't have made it so exaggerated at all, and I didn't think it was anything. We woke up in the morning and laughed together, saying that now we are It worked out.

"As a result, when I got up, I found blood on the bed sheet and blood on my butt, so the idiot called the emergency department. I was stunned, I couldn't react, and I didn't have time to stop him... Ah, how could there be such a thing? What happened! It’s too embarrassing, if word spreads, I don’t want to live!”

"It's just an embarrassment for you to spread the word, have you ever thought about what will happen to Lie?"

Lei was confused: "Huh?"

Yiyu said earnestly: "Lie is a mermaid! He is not a deformity, but the incomplete transformation will spread. Your divorce is a small matter. How do you deal with the fact that the Luas Empire deceived our royal family? Do you want to fight again? If you don't , Where is our country’s prestige in the interstellar world? Let’s fight, what do you ask Lin, Bing and Lie to do? Especially Lin, his family is all in Luas, and how will you deal with Lie as the chief culprit?”

Lei fell silent, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Then I'll pretend nothing happened."

"You are fine, what about the guy at the door? Do you want him to pretend nothing happened?"

+ + + + +

At the same time, Lin, who was in Lei's house, saw that the children hadn't woken up yet, and leaned against Bing with a smile and said, "Bing, since you're here, please take care of the children for me. My children are very happy." Be good, for the sake of helping me so much at the wedding, take care of the child for me!"

Bingye glared at Lin fiercely and said, "Why? Want to join in the fun again? A guy who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Go! Go! Tell me something exciting later."

"No problem! Good brothers should be like this. Alright, Man, let's go!"

"Hey! You took my husband with you!"

Lin Li said confidently: "Yes! Otherwise, who will drive for me? I don't have a car."

"We will lend you our car!"

"Yi strictly forbids me to drive by myself during pregnancy."

Bing rolled his eyes: "When did you become so obedient?"

"Now I'm obedient, why, don't let me change my ways!"

"you--"

"Okay, Man! Let's go, don't dawdle! If you don't go to Yi's side, you may not be able to deal with it, so you can go back to work!"

"Ah! Alright, Bing, I'll go now. I'll be back as soon as possible, wait for me!"

Dragging Man, Lin rushed to the royal hospital in a good mood.

When he arrived at the door of the ward, Housekeeper Mo had an expression of seeing the evil star. It was probably because Lei, whom he loved as a baby son, was hurt. He no longer had the heart to wear a mask, and all his thoughts were written on his face.Lie leaned against the wall with a guilty face.

Lin went up to pat Lie: "Silly boy, what are you doing? Grass growing? It's not a big deal. You son of a bitch, don't act like you're going to die when you get into trouble."

Lie raised his head and said to Lin with a mournful face, "Admiral, I'm sorry! Please help me again!"

"Which time did I not help you? Why haven't I made any progress in so many years. Well, I'll be fine when I come." Then, Lin knocked on the door and shouted inside, "Yi, I'm here. open the door!"

After a while, the door opened.After Lin went in, he saw Lei sitting on the bed, smiled with his mouth crooked and said, "Hey, you are quite sensible! I thought you would be bored in the quilt and refused to come out."

After hearing this, Lei sighed in his heart, and he got better.However, looking back, I despise myself a little bit. When my elder brother came, I was so noisy. I knew that my elder brother would comfort me. When Lin came, I was so scared that I didn't dare to fart. I am really promising.

Lin pulled up a chair and sat down, and said with a smile, "Your ass is blooming! Your level is really high! You are absolutely perfect in bed. Haha, haha!"

Seeing Lin laughing like this, Yi said aside: "Okay, Lin, don't make trouble. We are already very annoyed. When such a thing happens, we have to deal with it in time. Once the news spreads, the incomplete change of Lie may cause trouble. Interstellar disputes, when the time comes—"

Before Yi could finish speaking, Lin interrupted him and said, "Shouldn't it be good to say that he has hemorrhoids?"

"..." Yi suddenly became bored, and after a long time came back to his senses and said, "What did you say?"

"Hemorrhoids! Have you never heard of it?"

"This... this..." After hesitating for a long time, Yi turned to Lei and said, "Lei, this is really a good idea."

Lei buried his head in his arms and muttered, "Woo, it's too embarrassing, is there any other way?"

Lin jumped up when he heard this, and shouted at Lei, "What's the shame? You look down on people with hemorrhoids! It's a crime to have hemorrhoids! Letting your kid have hemorrhoids really insults hemorrhoids!"

After being scolded by Lin like that, Lei immediately fell silent.

Seeing that Lei didn't speak, Lin continued, "Okay. If that's the case, I'll go out and tell Steward Mo and Lie that they made a mistake.

"Yi, you can take care of the doctor. Let Man go back to work overtime later, and find a way to mention this news in the entertainment news of the tabloids. That will satisfy the curiosity of those curious people. They will definitely believe that it is hemorrhoids. After all, most people still can’t accept that a mermaid fell in love with a breeder. Also, the two at the door must not let them know the truth, they are not very reliable.”

Lin went out in a good mood.Seeing the door closed by him, Lei Huo said to Yi: "Brother, look at him! He made himself look like the leader of Anbu. Now he is just a military instructor and your partner. Why do you order you and Man like that? ah!"

"Well, it's not for you. He has the ability, we have nothing to say. If you think about it carefully, his method is indeed flawless. To be honest, we would never have thought of such a method based on our inertial thinking."

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This news was published in a small corner of the entertainment section of the afternoon newspaper that day, and then slowly and slowly expanded. By the afternoon, all major newspapers and magazines had published this news.The royal exclusive hospital only repeatedly emphasized the need to respect the privacy of patients, but did not try to refute it. Now, even the interstellar network is full of this news.

After completing the plan, Lin took Man's car to meet Bing, and bought various newspapers and magazines along the way.

Man smiled bitterly and said, "Your Excellency Lin, you don't need to do this! Why buy so much? Isn't this the plan you made in the first place?"

"Hehe, buy it back and show it to Bing, so that he can thoroughly understand this matter from multiple angles."

Man looked at Lin Pei and said in admiration, "You are really amazing, you can even think of such a way."

"What is this? It's just a common trick. You belong to the intelligence department, don't tell me you haven't even thought of this method."

Man held the steering wheel: "This... this, our system is a bit different. Our intelligence department in Dunkira is generally responsible for intelligence analysis, and most of the strategies and decisions are still made by the royal family."

Lin shook his head: "Hmph, that is to say, you are responsible for implementation and objective analysis, not as a military adviser? Everything is left to members of the royal family who are inexperienced in society to make decisions. No wonder your military power is so powerful, but it has never been able to destroy us. Ruas."

Listening to Lin's words, Man thought to himself: Admiral Lin really doesn't give any face to him!As Bing said, it is really shocking.

Back at Lei's house, Lin threw a lot of newspapers and magazines to Bing, and the two read one after another as a joke.However, in the end Lin still warned Bing that even if it was a joke, he could not tell Lie the truth about this matter.

Bing smiled and said, "Don't worry, I know the seriousness better than that guy. I can tell the difference between what should be said and what should not be said."

With the trouble caused by Lie, not only Bing and Man could not put the child in Lie's house, but they even had no time to find a housekeeper who was not from their own family.In desperation, she had no choice but to hire a baby-care expert to take care of the baby full-time, plus a bunch of tails—ten bodyguards.

At the same time, in order to cover up the royal family's bad lie, the baby still has to go on their honeymoon with them.

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On the day of their honeymoon, Yi and Lin went to see them off.Looking at the couple's outfits of the two, Yi once again felt like spurting blood.

Bing's photo is printed on Man's casual T-shirt, and Man's photo is printed on Bing's clothes, especially Man's dress is still bright red.

Yi was completely powerless to comment on them. Seeing Bing excitedly explaining the process of designing this suit to Lin with Man, he could only sigh what kind of pot and what kind of lid, what a pair of living treasures!

After finally sending them off, Lin and Yi returned to the car, Lin suddenly stuffed a bag for Yi, and said, "Yi, I gave you a gift, do you like it?"

Tsubasa opened the package with a smile, but when he saw the gift, the smile froze on his face.

It was a shirt with Lin's face printed on the back.

Looking at the dress, Yi turned back to Lin with a stiff expression and said, "Lin, you...do you think it looks good to have your face printed on the clothes like this?"

"Not bad! I see you walking around wearing clothes with my face on it. It should feel pretty good."

Yida shouted: "Please forgive me! How embarrassing! If I am 16 years old, I can wear this to show off everywhere. I am already a lot older, and I am the father of three children. You let me wear it." In this way, it’s strange not to make people laugh out loud.”

"Why are you so nervous! I didn't let you wear it in public. I know you, a guy who wants to save face, won't agree. You wear it at home, and when someone comes, you can't see your suit jacket. This color is also quite elegant, and It’s not the vulgar bright red like Bing’s.”

Wing rubbed his temple with a headache.It seems that the impact of Bing's arrival has already affected their family.