Blind Date of Major Mermaid

By the time Man sorted out all the people, it was already afternoon.After recognizing Bing for a while, Man herself couldn't bear it anymore.With a large group of relatives, it would take half a day for me and my cousin to go through it from beginning to end, and I have to recognize it with Bing, which is too tiring.

At this time, the doorbell rang, and Man opened the stereoscopic image to see that it was Lin, and immediately invited Lin in.

Lin Jin took a look at the room, and saw two people surrounding the thick photo album!

He smiled and said, "Heh, I'm identifying people, let me take a look. Hey! It took a lot of time to mark the name, occupation and relationship! It's really meticulous!"

Bing said triumphantly: "That's right, you don't even look at who is recognized by this person."

Lin rolled his eyes and looked at Bing and said, "Don't push yourself too hard, it's rare for me to praise you!"

"Go, if you have a good word, take it as a tonic."

Lin shrugged helplessly, sometimes it was quite helpless to meet someone who was as thick-skinned as him.Lin smiled and sat beside them and said, "I'm here to ask you, do you want a little flower girl? My son can be your little flower girl, and so can Xiao Xi."

Bing was overjoyed: "Hey! Good! This is interesting! Are all four children coming?"

"How many you want?"

"It's all right to come here, but is it okay to be so small?"

"It doesn't matter. They are more than three years old, so they won't cause trouble. And Xiaoxi is almost seven years old, so it's even better."

"Okay! Man, that's good, isn't it?"

Naturally, Man didn't think against the ice: "As long as you think it's good."

Lin happily said, "Then go buy clothes for my sons!"

Bing looked astonished: "Huh?"

"I'll be your flower girl, shouldn't you go buy them new clothes?"

Bing had a defeated expression on his face: "Admiral, your husband is the crown prince, and the treasury will also belong to your family in the future. Why are you still so picky?"

Lin took it for granted: "Isn't Yi still the emperor? Besides, even if you become an emperor, you can't use taxpayers' money indiscriminately. It's better to save some money! You said I will be your flower girl, why should the taxpayers give me money?" son to buy new clothes?"

Bing really couldn't say enough now: "Okay, okay, okay, I can't say enough about you. I recognize people and I have a headache, Man, let's go shopping for clothes together!"

Lin smiled and took out the fruit basket: "Hehe, as a return gift, I invite you to eat fruit, and I brought you—"

"Apple, isn't it?"

Lin pretended to be surprised: "I haven't seen you for a few years, and your mind has become much better. You see, you are too good at being a mermaid."

"Are you going to say nice things too?"

"Don't you want to take it as a tonic? I'll give you a few words for free. I usually keep these words for myself."

Bing said helplessly: "I can't say no to you, I am willing to bow down to you, who made you an expert in negotiating! I am unlucky to meet you!"

Lin proudly said: "I have to live my whole life with the only negotiator who has ever defeated me! What are you compared to me!"

"By the way, Prince Tsubasa is also an expert negotiator. How do you guys quarrel?"

Lin said sullenly: "Basically, I have never won."

Bing asked in surprise: "Ah? How could it be so miserable? You are also top-notch!"

"Forget it, I'm the kind of person who creates favorable conditions without favorable conditions, and I'm also an aggressive negotiator. Now facing my family, I can't engage in assassination, and it's impossible to really expose his scars after a quarrel. An aggressive negotiator like me is really unlucky against a defensive negotiator like him. Basically, I have never won, and he just took it away with a smile, and sometimes I really want to go up to beat him.”

"Did you go flat?"

"How is it possible! I'm really going to beat him with this strength, he won't lose half of his life!"

Bing laughed loudly: "That's right, with your skills and strength, your husband will have to spend at least half a month in the centralized medical room for first aid. In terms of medical expenses, you will be merciful."

"Hey! Why don't you flatter me now? Hurt me!"

"I'm about to bleed heavily, it's okay if you let me lose a few words!"

Seeing that the two of them had finished their quarrel, Man acted as a driver to take them to buy clothes.

+ + + + +

When they arrived at the destination, Lin didn't intend to get off the car, so Man couldn't help urging, "We're here!"

"I know! It's here, you just go and buy it. Now, this is my son's size."

Man was startled, "Buy clothes for your son! Why don't you go?"

"Buying clothes is the most boring thing. I'll wait for you here, you go and come back quickly."

After waiting for a century, Lin waited until the two of them came back. Lin couldn't stand it and yelled, "What are you doing? Don't you know I'm waiting? It takes so long to buy a dress, embroidery! "

"Isn't this just to choose a good suit for your son?"

When Lin opened the clothes that the two helped his sons choose, he didn't make a sound for a long time. After waiting for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said, "Leave it to your own sons to wear!"

"Ah? You don't like it? This dress is so beautiful. Man and I have been choosing it for a long time. Look how beautiful this lace, this lace, and this bronzing pattern are."

Lin couldn't bear it anymore and replied: "My son is not a doll! I went to buy it again. My brain is broken so I let you two go shopping for clothes!"

In less than 10 minutes, Lin came back with two sets of clothes, two small black suits.He sat in the car and said to Bing and Man, "There are no clothes suitable for baby mermaids here. I ordered two small white suits. Come and pick them up tomorrow."

Lin now felt that he was at a big loss. Not to mention the clothes he had paid for, he had to pay for an afternoon tea.

They sat in the tea room drinking tea and tasting snacks, and soon this expensive high-end tea room was full, and many people came for Lin Hebing.

Ice began to put on a show.Lin looked at the ice that was eating the dessert carefully, and felt uncomfortable. Then he looked at the cake in front of him, which had been eaten by the ice for more than ten minutes, if he swallowed it in one bite.

Lin stretched his hand to his coat pocket, at this moment, Bing smiled and said to Lin, "Your Excellency, smoking is not allowed here."

Lin withdrew his hand sullenly, and cursed in his heart: You old smoker, you still say me, didn't I want to get you one too!

Suddenly out of the corner of his eye, Lin caught sight of the person smiling and waving at them outside the glass window. While drinking tea, he beckoned Bing and Man to look outside.

Bing took a look, then turned around and said softly to Man, "I don't know you, I'm not my friend. Don't make another mistake this time."

After Man nodded, he also whispered to Bing, "I don't know each other either, I won't be so stupid this time."

Lin heard their conversation from the opposite side, almost spit out a sip of tea, then looked at them with disbelief, lowered his voice and said to them: "Damn, you guys are so powerful. Man, that's your cousin , your second uncle's son!"

Man said in disbelief: "Ah? No way! Erbo's family should arrive tomorrow! They have to come from the farthest colony No.18!"

Saying that, Man looked back again, "Really, really! It seems to be Xiaohui! Ah! It's Xiaohui! I haven't seen him in six years, and I can't even recognize him!"

Man jumped up from his position at once, and ran out in three steps at a time.

Lin looked at the two very affectionate people outside, and said to Bing in a low voice with black lines all over his face: "Bing, your husband is on the same level as you!"

Bing also whispered to Lin with black lines all over his face: "My husband and I are normal. It's normal that we haven't seen each other for six years. You are not normal."

"Aren't you still looking at their recent photos in the morning? How could you not recognize him? The seventh photo on the third line on the second page is him, and Man also wrote a note under the photo."

Bing suppressed his voice and said: "Don't say it, okay? The more you talk, the more I think you are a monster! Besides, you think you haven't hit us enough! I risked my life to look at the photos day and night Forget it, but I haven’t recognized it yet, you monster recognized it after just a glance in the morning. You hit me back then, and now you’re going to hit me again.”

Seeing that Bing was really hit this time, Lin stopped continuing.However, looking at the current situation, when they get married, there will really be a lot of problems!

Bing looked at Lin with a mournful face and said, "Just be my best man!"

"Don't look for me, I'm already married, it's impossible."

"Why did you get married so early! Aren't you the worst of the three of us?"

Lin smiled and said, "One moment and another moment! Besides, you are still the one with the best market among the three of us!"

"It's really a turn of events! Back then we were called the Bachelor Trio, but I didn't expect it to be so popular now."

+ + + + +

Lin and Bing chatted for a while, and when Man came back, they went home.

Back home, Man looked at Bing and asked, "The relationship between you and Lin is not so good! Aren't you jealous that he used to be your classmate, and later became your boss? I heard that your grades are also very good. "

Bing smiled self-deprecatingly: "My grades in the military academy were good, but there is a huge difference between theory and practice. I don't have as strong a nerve as Lin."

"Lin's nerves are quite big, and his skin is thick enough. However, I actually think you are not much worse than him."

"You think I'm strong, but that's because of the Kunmis battle?"

Man nodded honestly: "Well! I heard that you were like Shura in that battle. I really can't imagine combining you and Shura now."

Bing Rare was a little sad, "Oh, my mental state was not stable at that time. Killing the enemy on the battlefield is like killing ants! If you are shaken, don't ask anything, don't think about anything, and execute the commander desperately." Otherwise, we will be the ones who die! This is what Lin taught me.”

"I learned this in the military academy. I also went to the army military academy before, and it was mentioned in the textbook. How can I use Lin to teach you?"

Bing sighed: "Remember the small-scale battle before the Battle of Kunmis? A small-scale battle on the [-]th unmanned supply satellite."

Man turned his head and thought for a while: "I don't have any impression. The small-scale battle didn't have much strategic significance! We don't seem to have lost."

Bing said softly: "Yes, you won. You almost wiped out one of our squadrons."

"I seem to have a little impression. But this kind of small-scale friction has always been there. There are only fifty people in a squadron. I don't know how many times such small-scale encounters happen a year. How can I remember clearly?"

Bing murmured with distracted eyes, "Lin is a survivor of that battle, and I will always remember his miserable appearance. No one thought that anyone would come out alive under such circumstances, but he came back alive, so he redeemed me."

Man was a little puzzled, he couldn't understand the meaning of the ice words.However, Wang Bing was completely immersed in the memories of that year, so he didn't ask aloud.

Bing continued the previous topic.

"I'm the squad leader of the armored division in charge of support. If our squad can arrive in time, Lin's army squadron won't be defeated so badly.

"I, an idiot, found a few smuggled civilians on an unmanned satellite. I reported it, but my superiors didn't give me a clear reply. I kind of understood in my heart that the implication of my superiors was to let me ignore them and just rush over. Those people have no record of landing, so it doesn't matter if they die. However, I didn't want to affect civilians, so I chose another entry point.

"Lin and the others couldn't wait for our support. When I arrived, Dunqila's armored division retreated. Lin's squadron was fifty people, and only four survived. I really want to collapse, just because of that Seven or eight people who landed illegally, I killed so many people.

"After that, my mental state was not normal, and I received several months of psychological treatment. Because of that outstanding performance, Lin was appointed as the captain, and I became his subordinate."

"He came to me and told me that since he couldn't accept it psychologically, there were only two ways. Either he retired, or he didn't think about anything on the battlefield and turned himself into a killing machine. From then on, I firmly Carrying out Lin’s orders without thinking about anything, it’s really much better.”

Man was silent, he didn't know what to say.After all, I am just an official of the intelligence department, and because of hereditary aristocrats, I have never experienced such a thing, so I don't know what words to use to comfort Bing.

After being silent for a while, Bing smiled, and said to Man with a relaxed expression: "It's much better to say it! You have to know this sooner or later, otherwise I will be even more embarrassed if I find out from Lin. Lin is really powerful. I wonder if he is an iceman who has no blood or tears, but he is very kind when he leaves the battlefield.”

"Looking at you, you don't really like being a soldier!"

Bing shook his head: "It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, only if it suits you or not."

"Then why do you still want your son to be an armored soldier? What if he is not suitable?"

"My son is a great nobleman! Isn't the great nobleman able to hide in the rear? Besides, my military performance is so good, as long as I teach him, I guarantee that he will excel! As long as he is not allowed to go to the front line, I guarantee that he will be able to To be the best in the Army's armored divisions."

Man rolled his eyes and looked at him, "If you dare, you plan to train an excellent officer who can't fight!"

"Haven't you heard of it? In peaceful times, aristocratic soldiers are vases. As long as they are handsome and stylish, they can become national idols. The two of us have such good genes, we can guarantee that we can create a national idol!"

Man heard the excitement and nodded again and again, "I think so too. So, can we start working hard now?"

Bing was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Hehe, not bad! You can understand my hints so quickly. After hearing about my tragic past, it is also good to do some decompression exercises."

After hearing Bing's words, Man almost fell headlong, and said in surprise: "You, how can you switch so fast?"

"I learned from Lin! Moreover, I don't know how many years have passed since that incident, and I just feel a little bit emotional when I think about it. It can't hit me anymore. If it can hit me now, I have been forced by Lin long ago. Retired. Speaking of blows, it was the blow that Lin gave me when he recognized your cousin just now."

Man said sullenly: "Oh! Don't talk about that, I was also hit."

Bing gloated, "However, if you are with me, you will get in touch with him more. In the future, you will get used to being hit after a few more times. From memory to fighting skills to marksmanship to reaction speed, he can do everything. Attack you from multiple angles."

"I used to look forward to him, but now I'm glad he's not my partner."

+ + + + +

Less than a week after the happy days of living together, the wedding banquet, which was a headache for Man and Bing, came.

Early in the morning, Man's friends all came over first.Yi also came, but he didn't see Lin, and heard that Yi said that he would come after the inspection.If it is found that the baby in the stomach is not well, he has to rest at home, after all, he is a mermaid with a history of dystocia.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Man and Bing took a last look at the photo album, closed it and set off.

In the car, Man asked in a low voice, "How much do you remember?"

"I'm very nervous, so now my mind is in a mess and I feel like I've almost forgotten it."

Man comforted him, "Then don't stand with me at the door to greet guests, most mermaids don't stand."

Bing shook his head: "It's okay, I'll hide behind you. If you don't remember who that guy is, just pull me, I will go up and smile at him, and then look at him with curious eyes, so that his attention will turn to me Come on. At that time, he won’t pay attention even if you yell.”

"Thank you so much! Fortunately, you are here. I didn't expect you to come up with such a good idea."

Bing proudly said: "I've planned it for a long time. This is what I used when I was preparing to marry a mermaid! Later, I found out that the mermaids didn't seem to cooperate with me, which made me angry when I thought about it. So, now I absolutely don't want to marry a mermaid. I will leave you behind, and I will definitely cooperate with you. However, you have too many relatives, so there is no problem with welcoming guests, and you can only resign yourself to fate when toasting."

Man said solemnly: "I now have the same feeling as when I was in the national entrance examination for the whole empire."

Bing nodded in agreement: "I think this is much more difficult than ordinary exams. It has the same feeling as when I took the Mermaid Cognition Rules. Moreover, I was unlucky enough to copy Lin's back then, but I didn't pass even though I cheated. What a pity! "

"Okay, you relax, and I relax too. Even if it's embarrassing, it's only once, and there won't be any more in the future."

……

Soon, the two arrived at the venue.The venue was chosen by Man and Bing together, borrowing the light of Yi, and using the exclusive banquet hall of the royal family.

The venue was decorated so luxuriously, with red roses and gold ribbons everywhere, a red carpet and gold powder sprinkled on the ground.

Although they had seen the renderings a long time ago, after the two actually saw it, they still deeply sighed the grandeur and beauty of the scene, while Yi, who came with them first, was dumbfounded.

Wang Yi was so enthralled that Man and Bing couldn't help asking together, "How is it? We designed it well!"

Yi smiled awkwardly and said, "You, have you never considered using white roses or lilies?"

"Why do you use flowers with such petty colors? Look at how eye-catching the colors are now!"

Yi was speechless, this venue was really vulgar, and Mann's unique aesthetics was brought to the extreme.However, since it was Man who got married, he could do whatever he liked.

As the most important guest, Yi took the seat specially prepared for him.After a while, he received a call from Lin, saying that he could come over, and he would pick up the children when he came.

As the guests arrived one after another, they saw that Man and Bing were very busy.Bing kept smiling beside Man, smiling beautifully and professionally.Such a professional smile feels fake, but at this moment, no one thinks Bing is contrived, and everyone thinks that he is so gentle and considerate.

After working for more than an hour, there were finally fewer people coming.Bing pretended to be tired, hid behind Man's back and leaned against him, and whispered viciously, "How much do you remember? Why do you keep pulling me? If this continues, I'm going to lose my face."

Man pretended to care about Bing, and replied softly, "I'm sorry! I almost forgot when I was nervous. It's almost ready, there are not many left, and most of the rest are familiar to me, it's okay! It won't be like before. That's it."

Suddenly, there was a loud noise at the door.As soon as the door opened, four children rushed in hula la.

The oldest child took three flower baskets, and the remaining three children each got a flower basket.

Among them, two children who looked exactly the same were fighting for an extra flower basket, and almost got into a fight.

"I won, I won. Brother Xiao Hai, Lai Pi, I arrived first, give it to me!"

"Xiao Yang is so reckless! If you use your tail, cheating doesn't count. If your tail slides so far, it doesn't count! Let's do the comparison again!"

"..."

The children were clamoring for a flower basket, and the eyes of all the guests were attracted.

The two little mermaids, the famous twins of the empire—a little breeder, they look exactly the same, and they look like one person just by looking at the upper body.Twins are very rare, and there are even fewer who look exactly the same. One mermaid and one breeder still look exactly the same. There is only one pair in the entire galaxy.

Seeing the children making a fuss, everyone focused on the children, and a few elders with relatively high status even took the initiative to persuade them to fight.

At this time, Lin came in and secretly gestured OK to Bing.

Bing smiled and said to Man, "Rescue soldiers have arrived."

"What's the meaning?"

The ice thief Xixi said: "I want four little flower girls, just to have this effect, so that your relatives can turn their attention to the children, and we can hit the base safely. After all, we can often see Those who arrive, this little mermaid is not seen every day, and they are twins! Let these children follow when there is no toast, and then you can get away with it.”

"good idea!"

Lin walked up to Man and Bing with a smile, motioned to Gu Wei behind him to bring up a big box, and said to them, "I've prepared a gift for you, open it and have a look!"

Man and Bing took it with a smile and began to unwrap the present.

Yizheng looked at his children with a smile, and suddenly saw Lin taking out such a big box, his face was covered in black lines, and he rushed over.God!This guy really did it!Now Yi is so regretful that his intestines are green.

When the box was opened, Man and Bing were stunned on the spot, and several nearby guests were also stunned.

There was a big flower basket in the box, and in the flower basket lay a sleeping little mermaid.It's a mermaid with a little golden tail and a big bow tied around her body.

Lin proudly said to Bingheman: "Your son! How about it, I hatched it for you, and you still don't thank me! Haha——"

Gradually, the crowd began to stir up, and several older elders were almost tearing out of their eyes.Their family has a little mermaid!What an honor!Now apart from the royal family, only the little mermaid appears in their family.

The noisy noise disturbed the little mermaid. The little guy moved and seemed to be about to wake up.

Lin hurriedly said, "Hurry up! Close the box quickly. The sound insulation of the box is very good. You will be in trouble when he wakes up now. He cries earth-shatteringly."

At this moment, Yi ran to Lin and said with a black face: "Lin, what are you kidding, you really brought the newly hatched child!"

Lin didn't think there was anything wrong with it: "Didn't I tell you on the phone that I wanted to bring them over, and you said whatever you wanted, so I brought it."

"God, I thought you were joking. You bring the child here, and when the child cries, it's too late for them to coax the child. How can you get married?"

"Just put it in the box! It's a special pet box, it's very expensive, I bought it just now, it's breathable and soundproof, and the size is right. It fits right in!"

Yi is really going to roll his eyes now, it's not appropriate to put the child in the box, but it's okay to put the child in the special situation.However, this ignorant guy said that the box was a pet box. If he didn't take the child out now, Man would definitely drown in his saliva later.

When Bing was about to seal the box in response to Lin's call, Man grabbed him and carried the child out of the box. At the same time, he whispered in Bing's ear, "This is a pet box. If you don't take it out, we will take it out tomorrow." You'll be drowned in your saliva."

The little mermaid was completely woken up, opened her big round eyes, looked around a few times, pursed her mouth, and then frowned.Before Man and Bing could fully react, "Wow—" they began to cry loudly.

The sound was louder than the music played in the venue, it was like a magic sound piercing through the brain, and Man couldn't coax him no matter how hard he tried.

Some people began to discuss that the little mermaid recognized her parents. Only then did Lin remember that they had done such a thing in Dunqila, so they had to whisper a few words in Bing's ear.Helpless, Bing could only take the child from Man and continue to coax him.

However, the child was very shameless, crying endlessly, and his voice was not usually loud.

Yi gave Lin a hard look.Lin was also a little embarrassed at this time. He only knew that the child cried quite loudly, but he only cried once after being hatched this morning. He was not a child who was very good at crying, so he wanted to bring it here as a surprise for Bing.

Now Lin could only laugh and say, "Hehe, hehe, this, this child is so healthy, so healthy!"

Bing has one head and two big ones. Is it true that all children are like this?Cry endlessly.He looked cute when he fell asleep just now, but now he is a little devil when he wakes up!

In this way, the people present did not know what to do, and many experienced elders came to help Bing give advice.

At this time, Yi's adjutant Ye kept gesturing to Yi outside the crowd, Yi suddenly thought of something, pulled Lin and whispered in his ear: "Did you tell Bing how to hold the little mermaid?"

Lin was taken aback and said, "Didn't you tell Man?"

"without!"

"Me neither!"

The two of them thought, how could they secretly tell Bing with so many people now?At this moment, a crisp voice said, "Uncle has crushed my brother's tail."

The two saw that Xiaoyang had squeezed into the crowd at some point.

Yi rested his head on one hand and thought: It's over, it's over.