100 years of professional slag attack

Chu Yuan was sitting upright, cross-legged on the futon, secretly looking up at Liu Yu from time to time.

Liu Yu was a little impatient when he watched him several times, and said with a sullen face: "Can't you just say something directly? I have been with you for ten years, why are you still talking like this without a moment?"

Chu Yuan really knew about his character for a long time, and also expected that he would have to be reprimanded, but what he wanted to say was really difficult to say, so he struggled a little, and said: "Your Majesty, Do you really want to change your year name?"

Liu Yu was not in a very beautiful mood when he saw it, but when he heard this, he laughed all of a sudden, raised his hand and pointed at him, and said lazily: "When He Ji came to see me earlier, he said the same thing. One thing, why is it your turn to come, and that's what you said?"

When he mentioned He Ji, Chu Yuan was a little uncomfortable. Thinking of the recent rumors that the emperor favored He Ji, his eyes darkened slightly, but he immediately covered it up, and said with a smile: "It may be that the minister and Mr. He happened to think of going together. Well, it’s a coincidence, and it’s normal.”

Liu Yu withdrew his smiling face, looked at him expressionlessly and said, "Then I don't know if Yan Hui can explain to me why the two of you still want to go with Su Tao and all the civil and military officials? Could it be Have you all discussed it?"

Chu Yuan took a deep breath, looked around in a daze, and saw that both Li Ping and Wang Gougou were looking left and right, deliberately avoiding his gaze, so he knew that Liu Yu was talking about the situation completely. true.

——Brother, everyone asks questions about changing the year name when they see you. Isn’t it just to explain that your choice of this year name is too wrong?

Chu Yuan moved the corners of his lips, pretending that he didn't hear Liu Yu's question. Based on his thoughts just now, he continued on his own: "Your Majesty, I think the title of 'Prosperous Age' you used earlier is very good." It has been the ninth year of the prosperous age, so it is better to continue to use it.

"I'm just wondering. At that time, it was an official from the Ministry of Officials who said that today's Da Yu is in the year of rapid development and prosperity. In order to commemorate this, the Yuan should be changed." Liu Yu's right index finger and middle finger slightly bent, rhythmically Tapping the imperial case in front of him, "This was proposed by your officials, and I agreed as always, and thought of a new year name very cooperatively..."

This sentence is really a bit too long, and it reflects Liu Yu's deep resentment about it from the side. He took a deep breath, calmed down, and then continued: "In the end, why did you hear what I came up with? As for the year name, one or two of them immediately changed their words, insisting that the year name should not be changed at will?"

Chu Yuan wiped a tear of bitterness in his heart. Although his relationship with Liu Yu can be said to be the closest among the officials, he did not have the courage to express his true opinion on Liu Yu's ability to name names that Liu Yu has always been proud of.

Counting the time, he has known Liu Yu for more than 20 years, and Chu Yuan still has not figured out where Liu Yu's confidence in naming comes from.

All he could do was insist: "Now is the year of prosperity, and there is no better year name than 'Prosperity'."

"Nonsense, the group of officials just submitted a report to me saying that it is a common practice for many emperors to change the reign name when the country is rising." Liu Yu was not moved by it, and under his own governance It is one thing for a country that is getting richer and richer, but it is another thing for you bastards not to let me change my reign name.

For a moment Chu Yuan wished he could smash the heads of his subordinates into his chest, seeing that Liu Yu seemed very interested in this.

He felt that for the sake of the entire imperial court's subjects not to say that terrible New Year's name when discussing time, he needed to take some remedial measures, otherwise all the officials of the official department would be scolded, and they might even It was ridiculed by people who did not know how many years later.

Chu Yuan tentatively stood up and moved a little in Liu Yu's direction. Seeing that Liu Yu didn't show any defense or aversion to his actions, he hurriedly said while the iron was hot: "Everything about Da Yu is on the right track. Your Majesty is on the right track today. Do you want to drink some wine to celebrate?"

The real reason why he came to see Liu Yu today was not because of that damned year name, but to calculate the date. Today is the tenth anniversary of the two of them getting married. Chu Yuan heard Liu Yu say "ten years", be careful The liver also jumped several times "bang bang bang".

Liu Yu had no concept of time at all. Hearing Chu Yuan's suggestive words, his thoughts still stopped on the topic just now. He shook his head and said, "Drinking alcohol is harmful to physical and mental health."

The smiling face on Chu Yuan's face almost cracked, he turned his head and pinched his arm fiercely before recovering, and controlled his facial nerves from twitching to the point of distortion.

Liu Yu signaled Wang Gougou to bring him a cup of tea, looked up at Chu Yuan, and said even more puzzled: "Just leave if you have nothing to do, I have decided not to change the year name."

The key point is that I didn’t really come here to change the year name. Chu Yuan really regretted it. He knew that he would not mention Liu Yu’s year name at the beginning, but in the end he actually let himself into it. up.

Liu Yu repeatedly said, but finally drove the person away. After Chu Yuan slapped his ass and left in a sad mood, Li Ping took a step forward and said softly, "Your Majesty, have you forgotten what day it is today?"

After Li Ping finished speaking, she remembered it. It seemed that this sentence was very inappropriate. Liu Yu didn't forget it at all, but she didn't know it from the beginning to the end.

As expected, Liu Yu looked bewildered, and asked, "What day is today?" In an instant, he put his birthday in his previous life, the birthday in this life, the date when he was the boss in the previous life, and the date when he was the emperor in this life, all in his mind. After going through my mind, I still don't feel that today is a special day.

Li Ping looked at him hesitating to speak, and after a long time, she said softly: "Don't you remember?" Asking her, a 40-year-old girl with yellow flowers, to say something like "You two go to bed and the sauce is stuffed again" It's really too hard to say.

"I remember I still asked you why?" Liu Yu gave her an annoyed look, why both Chu Yuan and Li Ping are hesitating when speaking today?

But thinking about it this way, he took a closer look at Li Ping's face, and found that she really didn't know how to speak, and suddenly thought of something: "When did Chu Yuan and I get married?"

Li Ping breathed a sigh of relief, nodded and said, "Your Majesty is truly a noble man who never forgets things. It was exactly ten years ago today."

Liu Yu was a little puzzled, it was fine for Chu Yuan to remember this kind of thing, but why did Li Ping also remember it firmly?He felt that he had wondered too much today.

Li Ping felt Liu Yu's suspicious gaze, but she couldn't say clearly that she put all her mother's love on Chu Yuan, a silly child, so she could only sigh helplessly in her heart.

When Liu Yu thought about it, it seemed that the time was indeed right. Since it was the tenth anniversary, it was natural that Chu Yuan could not be left there, so he said: "Call Chu Yuan back, I suddenly want to do something today. Something that endangers physical and mental health."

Li Ping was taken aback when she heard that, and she really wanted to ask in confusion, how could sex work seem to be in line with people's normal physiological needs, so how could it become a thing that endangers physical and mental health?

Before she could ask the question, she saw Liu Yu squinting at herself with disdain: "I'm just wondering--damn why I'm wondering again today--you, an unmarried woman, How can you be so dirty?"

Didn't you mean roll the sheets, then what are you talking about?Li Ping moved her mouth aggrievedly.

Liu Yu said solemnly, "I'm talking about drinking."