100 years of professional slag attack

He Ji woke up from his sleep, glanced to the side, and smirked.He moved his body very slightly, and slowly got up.

Fortunately, Liu Yu never liked to sleep too close to others, so that He Ji's movements did not disturb him. He Ji felt his whole body go limp as soon as he moved, so he got up and put on a simple coat for himself, and then I went out to find Li Ping who had been on guard all night and asked for a cup of hot tea.

When he entered, he found that Liu Yu had already sat up in a daze, and leaned closer to poke his head and said, "Your Majesty is feeling alright?"

What a fart, I was too active yesterday, and I seem to have twisted my waist.Liu Yu looked at him blankly, and said coldly, "Stay away from me before you rinse your mouth."

He Ji didn't feel the melancholy feeling of being rejected at all, and said with a smile: "The minister went outside and asked for freshly brewed tea, would you like to have a taste, Your Majesty?"

Liu Yu moved his lips, feeling a little tired. He searched around but couldn't find the silver needle for drug testing, so he could only sigh regretfully: "...No need, I'm not used to passing through other people's hands. food and water.”

He Ji was a little sad, and asked: "Your Majesty, why don't you trust me, can I have a drink in front of you?"

Liu Yu's handsome face became even more dull: "Don't be kidding, I don't drink tea that other people have drunk, let alone you haven't rinsed your mouth when you got up today."

It's not aimed at He Ji, anyway, he can't do the thing that often appears in the movie, the two of them kiss after waking up the next day, and it feels disgusting to think about it.

Why worry about whether to rinse your mouth or not? It really ruins the atmosphere.He Ji sighed, and asked, "Do I need my minister to wait for you to get up and wash?"

"It's good to let Er Gou come. He's much better at doing this than you." Liu Yu lay back on the bed again, couldn't help but glance at him, smiled lightly, and hooked his fingers, "Come here."

He Ji's eyes lit up, he turned his head away and hurriedly rinsed his mouth with tea, then approached with a smile on his face: "What's your majesty's order?"

Liu Yu tore off the coat he was wearing, glanced at the hickey spots on it, then raised his head to look at He Ji's face that was close at hand: "Why are you in such good spirits today?"

He remembered that the first time Chu Yuan couldn't get out of bed for several days - of course, it seemed to have a lot to do with Liu Yu's drunken movements.

"Maybe you are happy in your heart?" He Ji replied, still smiling, he leaned forward and said, "Your Majesty, today is still in your schedule for sealing the seal, so don't be in such a hurry to get up?"

Liu Yu looked up at him, and narrowed his eyes dangerously: "You mean to do it again?"

He didn't mind, but after seeing He Ji's reaction, Liu Yu felt very unfulfilling. He still prefers to admire Chu Yuan's lazy and groggy appearance after finishing work on weekdays. As a result, He Ji He and Chu Yuan are completely two extremes, not to mention weak at all, and the whole person is still alive and kicking.

He Ji looked around and saw that Wang Gougou hadn't come in to serve him yet, he smiled and burrowed into the bed, and said, "If you're interested, of course you can."

Liu Yu lowered his head and looked at him quietly for three seconds, and finally snorted softly, "Forget it, I'm not interested at all."

Seeing this appearance, He Ji couldn't care less about teasing him now, but was a little panicked. With Liu Yu's vengeful character, if he offended someone this time, there might not be a next time.

He gave a dry laugh, lifted the quilt and got in, wrapped his two long legs around Liu Yu's waist, and called softly, "Your Majesty?"

Liu Yu grinned silently at the corner of his lips, raised his hand and gently pinched his buttocks, feeling that the smooth muscle lines felt really good in the hand, turned over and pressed on him, and hummed softly: "I'll forgive you this time."

He Ji stretched out the tip of his tongue to gently trace the shape of his lips, then he lay back and gently closed his eyes.

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Liu Yu was reclined on the dragon chair, his whole body was lazy, he did not forget to raise his head and yawned, and he moved slowly after a long time.

Wang Gougou carefully approached him to pour water for him, and asked, "Which lady will your Majesty have dinner with?"

"Why do I want to have dinner with that lady?" Liu Yu sat upright all of a sudden, frowning and squinting at him, "Ergou, you've been talking more and more strangely lately, I don't know you did it on purpose, Or is it an unconscious behavior under Twitch?"

"...Didn't you go to the ladies' places that night every time you slept with Mrs. Chu?" Wang Gougou asked cautiously.

"Chu Yuan is Chu Yuan, and He Ji is He Ji. How can they be the same?" Liu Yu rolled his eyes, because at this time his real relationship with Chu Yuan is already known to everyone in the court. up.

Although this dynasty is said to be a specific historical period in which the emperor was the boss and the imperial power was greater than the sky, it is impossible for him to really have the final say.

Especially the impact of this kind of thing has always been bad. When many ministers met with him, they tactfully told him that having an affair with the ministers of the court would affect his reputation of innocence.

Although Liu Yu is not a good person, in order not to make Chu Yuan bear more pressure and accusations, he will consciously show his alienation from him every time. Going to eat with other empresses every night is one of the measures.

However, this article does not seem to be applicable to He Ji. Liu Yu can see that He Ji likes to make the relationship between the two of them public.

Anyway, he can't quite understand He Ji's brain circuit—especially after he returned from two years of military service, his whole thinking has become very different from his previous thinking mode.

Liu Yu raised his eyelids to take a closer look at the slightly sad Wang Gougou, and asked, "You are indeed a little bit wrong today, what's wrong?"

Wang Gougou had no way to tell him bluntly that he actually saw Liu Yu and He Jian hooking up, which made him feel a little bad, so he could only keep silent.

In fact, he had always had a vague feeling about Liu Yu, and he seized the opportunity to express it clearly several times, but it was a pity that Liu Yu never gave a clear response to this.

For such a long time, in fact, Wang Gougou has almost given up. It is all his fault that he did not know how many years ago when Liu Yu was disgusted by his mouth, which caused Liu Yu to still hold on to his hatred firmly after many years. Look him straight in the eye.

Wang Gougou is having fun in the midst of suffering, and he also feels that the current life is good if it continues like this. He was born in a poor and humble family, and there is something in his nature that is extremely contented and happy, and now he can become a first-class celebrity around the emperor People, it is enough to be content and grateful.

Moreover, Wang Gougou has been in charge of Liu Yu's daily life, dressing and washing and other trivial matters for more than ten years. He feels that in real comparison, he should be one step closer to Liu Yu than He Ji and Chu Yuan.

At least from what he overheard when he huddled outside the main hall this morning, Liu Yu refused to accept the tea from He Ji, but he did not have the slightest psychological barrier to accept the teacup from him on weekdays.

What a huge advantage.Wang Gougou tried his best to make the expression that Liu Yu used to look down on all living beings, as if writing on his face that "except for me in the world, they are all a bunch of scumbags with a combat effectiveness of five." He raised his chin slightly and hooked A half-finished sneer appeared on the corner of his lips.

After Liu Yu finished drinking the tea, he originally signaled him to add another bowl for himself, but halfway through the movement of raising the teacup, he saw Wang Gougou's expression when he looked up.

With a subconscious shake of his hands, he threw the teacup onto the ground, slapped the table and said, "Second Cat, drag Ergou down and lock me up for a few days!"

Wang Gougou seems to have a few days every month, and he often shows this kind of expression that he doesn't know if it's a convulsion or an epileptic attack. Whenever he encounters this kind of time, Liu Yu will take out-of-sight, out-of-mind measures to deal with it. Just drive people away.

The author has something to say: This is the last one~ I should have explained almost all the emotional scenes. As for the major national events, I have tried for a long time and I can’t hold them back, so I just didn’t write them orz I forced the author to write things all the time I like the proper blank space, and you can make up the rest of the content by yourself. Anyway, this group of people will live happily in the end~ Follow the second author all the way here~ I love you~