100 years of professional slag attack

In the next few days, everyone in the palace felt that Liu Yu had become a popular person beside Liu Yilong. The emperor liked to say a word wherever he went. After a while, it was "this fruit Yu'er likes to eat, give him some", For a while it was "this flower is so beautiful, cut a branch and send it to Yu'er".

What kind of flowers, fruits, cloth tigers, rattles, no matter how bad it is, there will be food that has touched a chopstick. The nausea is a little disgusting, and Liu Yu can still bear it. Liu Yilong said that he intends to please him, but in fact there is no such thing Hey, people don't even look at him seriously, they just like to come here from time to time, as if they want to show their care for Lei Cizong's disciples in this way, it's specially made for Lei Cizong to see with great fanfare.

These things can be tolerated, but Liu Yu didn't expect that Liu Yilong would pack Liu Ziye and throw it back to him the next day. He thought about the scene where he was still happily celebrating the departure of Tuyouping brother two months ago, and he couldn't help but feel sad .

But this time, Li Guili, who might have come to deliver something, saw Liu Yu's face was too ugly, so he didn't repeat Liu Yilong's exact words to him as before.

Liu Yu made up for Liu Yilong's face propped up by that Shar-Pei dog, and looked at Liu Ziye with a benevolent look and said, "This younger brother is so cute, let Yu'er take it and play with it", his stomach churns.

Liu Ziye obviously had a bad life in the palace, he lost weight all over, his face was not as round as before, he looked listless from a distance, without any energy.

The only thing that hasn't changed much is the sound of his crying. Liu Yu was sitting in the study with Su Tao drinking tea, and the beautiful woman next to him was waiting for him with a fan to enjoy the cool. Suddenly, he heard faint crying from far and near. A bad premonition suddenly sounded in my heart.

It turned out that the imperial envoy came to the door, and when I went out to see, it was indeed Liu Ziye's dead boy. Liu Yu stared at Li Guili with a dark face for a long time, and carefully glanced at Liu Ziye who kept chasing in his direction: " When was the last time he peed?"

Seeing the dead child in his arms twisting and arching, Li Guili wished he could jump out of his arms to the other side immediately, and said with a smile: "Your Highness Yu is worrying too much, Second Highness just changed in the car." He I was ashamed to say that I peed on my own hand, and swallowed the words abruptly.

Liu Yu sniffed suspiciously, and sure enough, he smelled a faint smell of urine on Li Guili's body. He frowned in disgust, and raised his chin to signal Su Tao behind him to hug him over: "Thank you, Eunuch Li."

Su Tao was a little dumbfounded. What is this about? I looked at him with distaste for a long time before, and asked if you had urinated. I thought you turned sexual and hurt your younger brother, and finally you want to hold it by yourself. In the end, it was me To be a coolie?

Although he was really bad at slandering Liu Yu in his heart, Su Tao stepped forward to hug Liu Ziye from Li Guili's arms very cooperatively, and stuffed a red envelope along the way.

Li Guili didn't stay too long, he also had something to do, not only had to hurry back to take a shower, but also hurried back to serve Liu Yilong, that master doesn't care if you have any hidden secrets, if you can't find someone when you need someone, just It must be scolded.

He was about to bid farewell when he heard Liu Yu say impatiently: "Hold him tight, it will be your fault if he falls to the ground."

Liu Ziye was dishonest, he kept trying to get into Liu Yu's arms, he stretched out his arms and legs and kicked in mid-air, seeing that he couldn't reach him, he didn't cry like before, but he struggled even harder.

Li Guili was terrified when he heard this sentence. He admired Su Tao for pleading guilty without changing his face. Anyway, it was confirmed that King Wuling's eldest son was not mentally functioning, and now his eldest daughter seemed to be a typical rage patient.

As a big celebrity around Liu Yilong, Li Guili also knew why the emperor looked at Liu Yu differently these days, and he was about to become a Buddhist female disciple.

After he knew about this matter, he admired Lei Cizong and Liu Yilong. No matter how he thought about it, he couldn't understand where these two people got their confidence. He thought that Liu Yu could help Liu Yilong to accumulate virtue and pray for blessings in front of the Buddha?It's fine if there are no gods and Buddhas, if there are, sending Liu Yu there is purely to shorten Liu Yilong's life.

Liu Ziye struggled a lot. When Su Tao knelt down to salute, he broke free from his arm and fell to the ground with a "baji" sound, but he didn't cry. He didn't let go of his calf, and then raised his head with 12 grievances, grunting and sobbing.

Although Liu Yu has been impatient to talk to him, looking at this appearance, he thinks that this child is not stupid. He has been bullied so much in the palace that he knows something, and he came here to please him.

Liu Yu wondered whether Liu Ziye's head could comprehend the meaning of this behavior, so he raised his leg and kicked him lightly. Liu Ziye didn't hold on to his clothes anymore, but obediently let go of his hand and grumbled along with his strength After Gulu rolled around a few times, Pidianpidian crawled back and continued to hug his calf.

Liu Yu thought it was funny, so he kicked again. Seeing that he crawled back obediently, he thought it was funny, and was about to kick the third kick, but was interrupted by Su Tao trembling.

Su Tao can't say that you can't bully your younger brother like this in front of Li Guili, so he can only reprimand to Liu Ziye's nanny: "How did you raise the Second Highness, you failed the trust of the prince and concubine in you!"

If Liu Yu was interrupted by others, he might be unhappy. Of course, he wouldn't be very happy if he was interrupted by Su Tao, but Su Tao is always good at talking, so what he said fits perfectly. Xinyi, Liu Yu didn't get angry with him, but also pointed the finger at Liu Ziye's nanny: "What do you care about useless things?"

In order to show his righteous indignation, Liu Yu wanted to go over and kick Liu Ziye's nanny to show his intentions. Fortunately, Su Tao stopped him in a hurry, otherwise Liu Ziye who was sitting on his shoe would be kicked away first.

Su Tao hugged his leg and dragged Liu Ziye down. He lit the fire and said, "Your Highness, please calm down. If it's a big deal, you can report it to the lord, and let the lord choose another more suitable nanny to send over."

"My younger brother is already weaned. What do you need a nanny for? Just send me a quick-witted, knowledgeable servant." Liu Yu said expressionlessly.

Su Tao immediately understood what he meant, and said along the way: "It's easy to say, Your Highness, please calm down. Buddhist practice is the most taboo to get angry. You have violated the precept of anger."

If he said this in front of Liu Yu himself, Su Tao felt that he could wipe his neck and commit suicide, but if it was changed in front of Li Guili, Su Tao could clearly see Liu Yu nodded his head very slightly at him.

There is a commotion here, Li Guili can't leave even if he wants to leave at this time, seeing Liu Yu's face darkened, he tentatively suggested: "Your Highness, don't worry, why don't you let the young ones go to the palace to pick some suitable and smart people?" The little eunuch sent it over."

The matter involved Buddhism and so on, and the hat of abhorrence was put down. It is estimated that Liu Yilong would not be able to refuse, it is not just a few young eunuchs, there are so many eunuchs in the palace, and Liu Yu can always choose the one he likes.

Liu Yu is a person with an extremely outgoing personality. He has a bad temper and weird temperament. He never intends to cover up his true temperament in his daily actions. Therefore, Li Guili, who has only been in contact with him a few times, can understand his temperament to a certain extent. , and added a sentence specially: "If your highness has something that you can see before, why don't you tell the little one directly, and the little one will report to the emperor immediately when he returns to the palace."

From Li Guili's point of view, Liu Yu's personality has something in common with Liu Yilong's to a certain extent. He may not have a favorite eunuch, but even if it is such a trivial matter that ordinary people don't care about, such people like to take the initiative. own hands.

Sure enough, after he finished asking, he found that Liu Yu hadn't obviously thought about it. Li Guili felt that he had guessed right. This was obviously because he was thinking about which little eunuch he remembered in the palace, and then said that he wanted to make up his own mind.

Liu Yu said slowly: "Let the person who hugged my younger brother when he entered the palace on the first day come over, um, the one from Cat and Dog Division."

Li Guili still has a little impression, not because Wang Gougou is so beautiful and beautiful in the palace full of beauties, but mainly because the name is so unique that people can't forget it after hearing it. Cats and dogs are furballs.

However, Wang Gougou also has a unique name. It’s really not a big deal for a low-level eunuch to clean up. If Liu Yilong’s desire to control is not so strong, and he is replaced by other normal emperors, he will agree to such a trivial matter on his behalf. A piece of cake.

Li Guili also agreed very straightforwardly: "After the emperor agrees, I will send someone here in a few days, and there should be no delay in taking care of the Second Highness."

Li Guili left at this point, Liu Yu lowered his head and stared at Su Tao who was still lying on the ground, showing a faint smile, and said in a very soft voice: "Get up, things are doing well."

Things went well, Liu Yu originally thought to slowly find a suitable opportunity to transfer Wang Gougou to Liu Ziye who was still in the palace, and then find an opportunity to ask Wang Gougou to come over, Liu Ziye still stayed in the palace.

As a result, the two of them bought one and got one free for him now, Liu Yu thought, this result is not unacceptable, especially when he just thought it was Liu Ziye himself who was thrown over like trash, unexpectedly There is also a king dog as a gift, which is better than originally expected.

Su Tao happily got up from the ground, dragged Liu Ziye to walk behind him into the palace, this time he didn't need to act in front of Li Guili, with Su Tao's strength, he easily caught Liu Ziye with both hands Limbs, firmly grasped to prevent him from moving.

The gold content of Liu Yu's praise is completely different from Liu Jun's. Su Tao sometimes feels that he is cheap, and he is so happy after receiving a verbal praise. It is really the psychological pressure that the two people bring to him.