100 years of professional slag attack

Uncle Liu Yu sat on the grand teacher's chair with his legs crossed, and hooked his fingers in front of him: "Come here."

Su Tao pushed the person next to him forward, Wang Gougou staggered a few steps, walked over tremblingly, knelt down and saluted, "Young one has seen His Highness."

"Do you know why I called you here?" Liu Yu looked blank.

Wang Gougou was very frightened by this old man's face. He has not been happy at all during this period of time. He is bullied by the eunuchs who are on duty every day. He suffers more than when he was outside the palace. .

His temper is inherently soft, and the group of eunuchs who are on the opposite side are numerous and powerful, and their ferocious appearance makes people frightened just by looking at them. Wang Gougou has skipped these days in shock, and when he sees Liu Yu, he lacks confidence. .

In his eyes, Liu Yu is far more terrifying than those eunuchs. Wang Gougou was almost frightened when he heard Li Guili calling for someone. Why did the chief eunuch next to the emperor ask him to do something? Wrong, it was found on the head.

In the end, Li Guili was not very polite to him, and his tone of speech was not too bad. To put it simply, seeing Wang Gougou's frightened look, he was deeply moved, and he put down his airs and patted his shoulder to comfort him. G.

This consolation failed to calm Wang Gougou's heartbeat, and to be honest, it even aggravated his nervousness. It turned out that the highness I met that day had a bad temper, and even the chief eunuch knew it. How bad it was to the extent.

Fear is fear. Now that Liu Yu asks, he has to answer honestly. Wang Gougou paused for a moment, swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Your Highness asked the younger one to serve His Second Highness." Li Guili made it clear as soon as he met him.

"Don't listen to Li Guili's nonsense, you are here to serve me." After Liu Yu finished speaking, he frowned again, looking dissatisfied, "Hasn't Li Guili fed you for a few days?"

The subtext of this sentence is "you speak louder", Liu Yu is often lazy and only speaks half of his words.Su Tao guessed that most people would not understand what Liu Yu meant when they met for the first time.

He was thinking about whether he should add a reminder, but before he could say anything, Wang Gougou had already answered, "Damn the little one, please don't blame your Highness." He knelt down again while speaking.

This time the voice was much louder than before. When Liu Yu heard it, his reaction was much faster than when we met for the first time, and he was quite satisfied with him. You tidy up, learn the rules for a few days, and come see me again."

Wang Gougou said respectfully, and then followed Su Tao out the door, and was taken to a small room that had been tidied up a long time ago. Wang Gougou saw that the room was more decorated than he was in the Department of Flowers and Birds. I don’t know how many times the little bed has been healed, and I feel very uneasy: "My lord, it would be nice if the little one had a place to live, and I absolutely dare not stay in such a place."

Su Tao said with a blank expression: "What are you thinking? This is for you to live in temporarily. I will share a room with you. I will watch you first and give you the rules nearby. I will change places for you when the training is almost done. "

As Su Tao said, he pointed to him casually: "The big bed is mine, and the small couch next to it is for you." After a pause, he asked casually, "Are your parents here?"

Wang Gougou nodded and replied, "Return to the manager, yes."

Su Tao thought about it, how to deal with Wang Gougou's parents had to listen to Liu Yu's intentions, keep this matter in his heart, and told him a few words, let him take a bath first, and then roll the ball to greet Liu Yu .

After Su Tao left, Wang Gougou almost bumped his head against the wall. He also learned some rules in the palace during this period. Although there were not many, he also knew that he had never heard of eunuchs serving women.

After all, the eunuch used to be a man, so there must always be a saying to avoid suspicion. Even the palace rules clearly stated that the eunuch should not get too close to the imperial concubine, but in the end he was transferred to take care of a young girl who had not left the court.

Wang Gougou wanted to return to thinking, tangled and tangled, and didn't dare to delay. He washed himself quickly with his hands and feet, changed his eunuch clothes after half wiping his hair, put on the blue clothes Su Tao prepared for him, and trotted Arrived at the door of Liu Yu's room.

Su Tao was waiting at the door, and when he saw him coming over, he nodded slightly: "His Highness is taking a bath inside, you wait outside first, and someone will be called inside later."

When Wang Gou heard this, his legs and feet became stiff, and he stopped all of a sudden. He stopped at a distance, and agreed with a low eyebrow.

Su Tao saw that he was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he stood far away as if he was afraid of himself. He was quite puzzled. If you say he is afraid of Liu Yu, he is afraid. That person is quite scary, but you and I still What are you doing standing so far away.

Su Tao was not happy because of this, he waved his hands and said, "I told you to stand over, but His Highness is so far away that you can't hear me."

It’s not good for Wang Gougou to tell him directly that I stood far away because I was afraid of hearing too clearly, and rubbed against him with a flushed face, and stood stiffly in front of him, not daring to make a sound, shrinking my neck to pretend to be a quail.

He hates his ears so much now that he can hear clearly what's going on inside. He can hear the sound of Liu Yu brushing his hair and wiping water. He didn't dare to breathe, he was so dizzy that he vomited it all out, and took a breath like a thief.

It was so hard to get through until Liu Yu carefully put on his clothes and asked Su Tao to send someone to change the water and carry the bathtub out of his voice. Only then did Wang Gougou heave a sigh of relief, and sweat broke out when he touched his forehead.

He blushed, his neck was thick, and he walked in as if he was stepping on cotton. When he looked up, he saw Liu Yu staring at him with a half-smile. Wang Gougou thought that this person knew that he had excellent hearing, and almost fainted with shame.

Being forced to be a hooligan to eavesdrop is not the most embarrassing thing, but to be caught eavesdropping. Wang Gougou was very embarrassed, and the first sentence he said on the ground was to plead guilty: "The little one should be damned, please be punished by Your Highness."

He didn't dare to beg for mercy anymore, guessing that Liu Yu would not let him go, so he might as well ask for punishment.

Liu Yu didn't make a sound at the first moment, and waited for Su Tao to stare at the maidservants to lift the bathtub down, then made gestures to close the door and went out, before he said, "I'm thinking about changing it for you. The name, the name Wang Gougou is really ugly."

Wang Gougou laughed at the fact that he was held down by the other eunuchs of the Flower and Bird Division in the palace. It would be great if he thought about changing his name, but his thinking was still stuck in the eavesdropping door just now. , did not pull it out in time, opened his mouth and raised his head in a daze.

Seeing this dumb look, Liu Yu was in a good mood, and nodded his head: "From now on, let's call him Wang Ergou, it has connotations."