100 years of professional slag attack

Wang Gougou was stunned, opened his mouth wide and raised his head to look at him, Liu Yu curled his lips and beckoned to him: "Ergou, come here."

Wang Gougou didn't dare to get up, and crawled over on his knees, his cheeks flushed.

Liu Yu smiled when he saw him, stepped on his shoulder lightly with his left foot, and raised his chin with the toe of his right foot: "Look up and let me see."

Wang Gougou is really good-looking, with delicate features, he may not think it is very beautiful at first glance, but it is quite interesting when you look closely, no wonder Liu Ziye was obediently hugged by Liu Ziye when he entered the palace for the first time.

Liu Yu saw that his face was so red that it could smoke, and he didn't reflect on his current behavior of flirting with a good woman. Instead, he said lightly: "You don't have to be embarrassed, I have what you don't have."

As a half-year-old boy who has just become a eunuch, his inferiority complex and sensitivity are very heavy at this stage. The first thing Wang Gougou subconsciously thinks of is his own, and then he immediately denies it. How is it possible? People are girls.

Then he put this thought aside and thought again, what is Liu Yu who he doesn't have, that's too much, he doesn't have any shit, but she is the eldest daughter of King Wuling, a big celebrity beside the emperor.

He thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what Liu Yu was referring to. He was still at a loss, when he heard Liu Yu add impatiently: "It's the thing in the crotch."

Wang Gougou's face turned red from being stimulated by such straightforward words, and then immediately turned pale as paper, staring at him with rounded eyes as if he had seen a ghost.

Why did this child lose his wit just now? Liu Yu became even more impatient, and frowned, "What are you looking at? If you don't believe me, I won't touch it for you."

Wang Gougou trembled, and hurriedly lowered his head—this was because he was afraid that someone would really let him touch a branch for a long time, kowtowed and said: "I will do my best to serve Your Highness."

Liu Yu nods his head in an inscrutable way: "You are different from others, don't call yourself 'Little', remember to call yourself 'Er Dog' from now on."

Although he didn't make it clear, he is still very satisfied with the name he gave for the first time in his life. Take a look, "Ergou" has so much connotation, and it echoes Wanggougou's previous name. , and it also looks high-end and awesome.

Liu Yu also came to a conclusion from this matter, this man, he is capable, and he can do anything better than others. When he mentioned this name to Su Tao, Su Tao was also shocked for three seconds. He spoke, then stretched out his thumb with a look of shock and admiration.

Su Tao also expressed the hope that his master would also give him a name. Liu Yu thought, your name is now "Su Tao", and the word "Tao" is really vulgar, so it would be fine to change your name to Su Shuishui or Su Langlang. Appropriate, elegant, refined and stylish.

But he didn't say it out, you Su Tao is not my chosen confidant, why should I name you, you thought you were a green onion, so you ignored Su Tao, waved your hand and told you to get out of here up.

Wang Gougou was obviously shocked by this honor. He opened his mouth slightly and was stunned for three seconds. Seeing that Liu Yu started to frown again, he realized that his brain had crashed again. . " The words were true and sincere, with both emotions and choked voices.

Liu Yu nodded, raised his voice slightly, and said, "I will be sent to Jilong Mountain in less than three months, which is a sacred place for Taoism and Buddhism. Su Tao will not follow, and I guess I can only take you with me." go."

Just now, Wang Gougou really doubted whether there was something wrong with his brain, but when it comes to serious business now, the sense of oppression on Liu Yu's body is completely different from just now.

Liu Yu continued: "Look more at how he does things during this time, you will take over his business sooner or later, how much you can learn now will determine whether I will support you or kill you. "

Wang Gougou originally thought that he was transferred here as a thug at most, but when he heard that Liu Yu wanted him to take Su Tao's place, he just thought about it, and you just said it clearly, which made Wang Gougou For a moment, I couldn't figure out whether I was more scared or more happy.

Although apprehensive, Wang Gougou replied immediately: "Yes, Your Highness, little... Er Gou will devote himself to learning from Director Su and do my best to serve His Highness!"

When Liu Yu heard this, he said these words quite sincerely, and then looked at Wang Gougou's eyes, which were shining brightly, full of fear, but did not dodge in the slightest.

Liu Yu is not at all sad that others are afraid of him, on the contrary, he likes to enjoy the awe and even fearful eyes of others.

Respect and gratitude are too illusory. Only double fear can bring people heavy shackles. The revenge brought by betraying a saint is completely different from betraying a murderer.

He smiled softly, his eyes were dark, and he looked proud: "Okay, get out."

Wang Gougou is like being pardoned. He is really grateful to Liu Yuken for cultivating him and pulling him out of the palace. I have to take it easy.

When he walked to the door, he heard Liu Yu say something abruptly: "What I want you to learn is Su Tao's ability, not his way of doing things. After you go back, think about why I want you to take over Su Tao's position."

The first thing Wang Gougou thought of was that his hearing was different. He remembered that when the two met for the first time, Liu Yu only became interested when he heard that he could hear very subtle sounds. .

But after thinking about it later, no, if it was just because of his outstanding hearing, it would be good to have someone around to serve him, why did he say that he should take over from Su Tao?

Wang Gougou turned around and closed the door. Seeing Su Tao standing outside the small courtyard dutifully guarding, he walked over to salute, still puzzled.

His intuition told him that the point of Liu Yu's questioning was not why he was chosen, but why he was chosen to succeed Su Tao.

...Could it be that His Highness is dissatisfied with Director Su?Wang Gougou carefully half-raised his eyelids to look at Su Tao's tall and straight back, then lowered them again.

Su Tao will spend the next two months He was quite uncomfortable, not only because a king dog was forced to come over to his original private room, but also because the king dog often came over to ask him some inexplicable questions from time to time.

"What did you say? You asked me what if His Highness asked me to go in and take a bath?" Su Tao was shocked by the profound connotation of this sentence, squinting at him, "Why did you think of this? Did you go in to serve?"

The amount of information in this sentence is too large, Su Tao couldn't help but look at Wang Gougou a few more times, um, did Liu Yu fall in love with this kid?

"No, no, just, it's just that I thought about it a little bit. If there is such a day, I don't know what to do." Wang Gougou's fair cheeks were flushed. It was much better when he was bullied in the palace, his originally pointy melon-seeded face became fleshy.

Su Tao knew what he meant, raised his head and thought for a while: "Tell me, it's definitely not okay. After all, Your Highness is... a woman, you are a eunuch and not a real woman, and it is easy to attract people's tongues by serving you personally, and even taking a bath If they all take over, it will inevitably affect His Highness's reputation."

Wang Gougou took a small notebook that was the size of a palm and cut it out by himself, and wrote down what he said just now, then thanked Su Tao and said goodbye, and went straight to Liu Yu's room.

Not long after Liu Yu just took a shower, his hair was still wet, and he didn't bother to wipe it in the summer, so he just left it to dry.Seeing Wang Gougou come in, he glanced at it and then continued to close his eyes and meditate: "Have you figured out what to do?"

Wang Gougou nodded solemnly, swallowed his saliva, and said in a low voice: "Ergou must come in to serve His Highness to take a bath." Recently, Liu Yu asked him a question every day, asking him how to deal with this situation .

Wang Gougou can answer most of the questions, but sometimes the questions are a bit off. He doesn't know what to do, so he turns around and asks Su Tao.Wang Gougou felt that Liu Yu was not very satisfied with Su Tao, so the answers he gave were the opposite of Su Tao's.

It's just that he was also quite nervous, he didn't know what Liu Yu thought of the answer, and he would have to wait until night to find out.He has never directly told him whether it is possible or not. Wang Gougou noticed it himself. If Liu Yu is satisfied with his answer, then he will put four pieces of meat in the dinner that night, and three pieces if he is not satisfied. Meat.

Every time he holds up the chopsticks to pick up the fourth piece of meat carefully, his heart is warm and warm. Eating such a piece of meat is called chewing slowly, with endless aftertaste, and it takes longer than eating all other things combined. .

So Su Tao, who didn't know it, had dinner with Wang Gougou for the first three days when he came to the mansion, and then he felt ashamed and hid away. Nima, it was a piece of pork, not dragon meat. As for sobbing while eating , How rare do you eat meat?

Wang Gougou was always uneasy when he thought about the answer, but he was more confident when he told Su Tao the opposite answer. Liu Yu smiled and saw that he was holding a small book nervously with both hands. , asked: "What are you holding in your hand?"

Wang Gougou subconsciously followed his gaze and looked down: "Returning to Your Highness, Ergou made it for memorizing things... Ergou's brain is not very good, so I have to write down things."

The smile on the corner of Liu Yu's mouth faded, and he narrowed his eyes slightly: "Oh, bring it here and let me have a look." Is this kid literate?

Wang Gougou blushed and was very coy: "Er, Ergou's handwriting is ugly, I'm afraid it will stain His Highness's eyes."

After saying this, he saw a teacup being thrown towards his face, hitting his forehead with little force, just splashing water all over his body. Wang Gougou realized that he had violated Liu Yu's taboo, and wished he could slap himself, and hurriedly pleaded guilty on the ground. Handed up the booklet with both hands.

Liu Yu took it and flipped it over, um, it’s actually not ugly, the whole text is either circles or square boxes, or triangles and straight lines, he couldn’t understand after reading it for a long time, rubbing his chin thoughtfully: “Is this so? Is it the language used by your god dog country?"

What is the kingdom of gods?It was the first time for Wang Gougou to listen to it. He was taken aback for a moment, and quickly explained: "This is something I figured out by myself. The two patterns form a set. Look, two squares together mean 'yes', and two circles together mean 'yes'. Connecting one piece means 'no', one circle and one square means 'not sure', two triangles mean you, and two straight lines mean Chief Su..."

He chattered and chattered for a long time, talking about several combinations one after the other. After he finished speaking, he raised his head anxiously. Seeing that Liu Yu didn't listen, he was said to be sleepy, and he didn't praise him at all. He meant "Ergou's head is really smart", and he couldn't help pulling the corner of his mouth down in grievance.