Bird Dude Nie Bufan

Zhang Junshi was entrusted by Nie Bufan to buy New Year's goods, and he assigned the work to the buddy as soon as he entered the city.

The clerk handed over a letter and said, "My lord, this is a letter from the master."

Zhang Junshi unfolded it and looked at it for a while, his originally gentle expression became a little cold.In addition to asking about the situation of the Xishan City branch, the letter asked him to prepare for the arrival of the heavenly girl and make sure to come out on top.Several pages of letter paper are full of news about the goddess, not even a word of concern and greetings.Zhang Junshi read it hastily and put the letter into the box.

He took out a pen and paper and simply replied to the letter.

Zhang Junshi's father is a very strict man, although he is a merchant's family, he has all kinds of strict rules and regulations.He has learned poetry and etiquette since he was a child, so that he can enter the officialdom and glorify his family in the future.But Zhang Junshi didn't like being an official. After he was admitted to Jinshi, he didn't want to go any further. Instead, he started to take over the family business and showed extraordinary talent in business.

Furious, Zhang's father drove him to remote places several times, leaving him to fend for himself, but he still couldn't kill his ability to make money like the God of Wealth. Even if he was penniless, he could still find business opportunities and never To have, step by step to develop and grow the business.For example, the branch in Xishan City was a product of his "distribution" period.

In the end, although Zhang's father compromised, he never recognized Zhang Junshi's achievements.Until the news of Tiannv's selection of a son-in-law came this time, Zhang's father's small plan sounded again, threatening him with his own life to find a way to marry Tiannv.

You must know that although Tiannv is just a commoner, she is valued by the emperor. Whoever marries Tiannv will be rewarded. Of course, the price is one of the three hexagrams in the divination palace.

Zhang Junshi shook his head helplessly, and called the assistant to go to Jiwo Village with the New Year's goods.

When he arrived at the entrance of the village, he saw a few chickens clucking and running to greet him. His heavy mood improved slightly, and he grabbed a handful of rice from his pocket and sprinkled it out. The chickens nodded their thanks first, and then pecked gracefully Food.

The two guys had weird faces, but Zhang Junshi was already very calm.

"I'm back, Bufan." He called inside.

Nie Bufan poked his head out of the window, raised his hand and said, "Come here quickly, something good will happen."

Zhang Junshi walked in curiously.

Nie Bufan handed him a pile of red paper and said, "When writing Spring Festival couplets, I will post them on all the village houses later."

Zhang Junshi looked up, and found that Li Yi was already scribbling at the table. He glanced over and motioned to reserve a seat for him.

Zhang Junshi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he asked the men to put down the things first, and then sent them away, while he went to Li Yi's side, saw his handwriting was strong and strong, so he couldn't help being eager to live, and spread out the red paper, Pick up the pen and start writing.

Different from Li Yi's, Zhang Junshi's handwriting is elegant and agile, giving people a sense of gentleness and elegance.

After writing a few words, I was quite happy, and the original troubles disappeared without a trace.Inadvertently looking at Nie Bufan, I saw that he was also writing and drawing with a pen, and couldn't help leaning over to look curiously, and was suddenly dumbfounded.

"Uh, what are you drawing?"

"Don't understand?" Nie Bufan gave him a contemptuous look and said, "This is 'more than every year'."

More than every year?Zhang Junshi took a closer look, and there was a drawing on the red paper of a radish with facial features and limbs holding a twisted radish that was out of shape.

Nie Bufan said again: "Look, this cute child is holding a big fish, doesn't it imply that there will be fish every year?"

"..." It turned out to be a baby who looked like a radish hugging a fish that looked like a radish.

"Hehe, I can tell by your expression that you have no experience." Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "This is called the abstract painting method, which breaks the traditional realistic style and creates with rich imagination. It originates from reality, but is higher than To be true, to pursue the highest realm of imagination."

Zhang Junshi then had a different understanding of Nie Bufan's painting skills.

Li Yi listened to what he was talking about, and couldn't help but leaned over to admire him, then kept silent as always, turned around calmly and continued to write his own words.

Nie Bufan didn't take it seriously, and continued to waste pen and ink with great interest.

After writing, several people divided the work to paste the couplets.

Jiwo Village, which was originally cold, suddenly became more popular with these bright red auspicious words.

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi admired their masterpieces with satisfaction, but they were embarrassed when they saw the "New Year pictures" pasted on the door.Compared with the abstract paintings and the exquisite couplets, it is simply unbearable to look directly at.

Nie Bufan himself did not feel the slightest bit of self-awareness, this person never knew what shame was.

Well, in fact, these paintings are used to drive away ghosts and evil spirits, and the effect should be good.

Zhang Junshi secretly smiled, and Li Yi twitched the corners of his mouth.

The New Year's Eve dinner is very rich, with chicken hot pot, chicken balls, chicken dumplings, chicken ribs, chicken stir-fry, fish bone chicken soup and so on.

Zhang Junshi warmed up some wine, one for each.

Li Yi didn't talk much, but he could see that he was in a good mood.

Nie Bufan told stories to the two while eating, not scary, but embarrassing.For example, A Chinese Ghost Story was described by him as: "A female ghost fell in love with a Taoist priest, but was sent into reincarnation by a jealous scholar and reincarnated as a chicken."

"Wait." Zhang Junshi interrupted, "Why are scholars jealous?"

"Stupid, because he likes that Taoist priest."

Zhang Junshi was a little confused: "If I'm not mistaken, Taoist priests should be men?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

"The scholar and Taoist are..."

"Friends, friends, do you understand?"

"A gay friend... Does a gay friend refer to the unusual intimacy between men and men that goes beyond friendship?"

"You're telling the truth."

"..."

Zhang Junshi lowered his head, suddenly absent-minded.

Li Yi glanced at the two of them and ate his meal in silence.

Nie Bufan didn't care about their expressions, and continued to make up nonsense: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who never had a woman's lust, and was called a modest gentleman. A vixen didn't believe that there are lecherous men in this world. She used her natal pearl and carp essence The bet was to expose the hypocrisy of the scholar, so she turned into a beautiful woman and tempted her every night, but she never succeeded. In the end, she had to admit defeat and hand the natal pearl to the carp spirit. The carp spirit won the bet and happily thanked that The scholar, as a result, was eaten by the scholar."

"Eat?" Zhang and Li said in unison.

"Yes, the carp spirit is a handsome male demon."

Zhang and Li miraculously understood.This "eat" is not the other "eat".

Nie Bufan also added: "After the vixen learned about it, she spit out a mouthful of blood and died. She died with resentment too deep, and finally reincarnated as a resentful chicken."

Zhang Junshi: "..."

Li Yi: "..."

So cold.

"There's another story..."

"Don't say it, don't say it." Zhang Junshi desperately brought him food.

"Eat, eat." Li Yi desperately brought food for him.

A New Year's Eve dinner ended in Nie Bufan's spoof story.

After a few people tidied up, they sat around the fire and drank tea to watch the night.

When the sound of firecrackers came from the direction of Xishan City, Nie Bufan suddenly took out from his pocket and gave Zhang and Li a red envelope, and said with a smile: "Happy New Year, there are big red envelopes."

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi silently accepted the red envelope.

"As the village head of Jiwo Village, it is necessary to give out red envelopes to the younger generations. You are welcome to keep them properly."

The two looked at each other, both dumbfounded, but their hearts were warm, even though there was only a copper coin in the red envelope...

Zhang Junshi also touched his bosom, took out a crystal green jade pendant, handed it to him, and said: "Auspicious New Year."

"For me?" Nie Bufan took it, tossing it over and over again, the bright smile on his face was enough to overshadow the fireworks in the stove...

Li Yi didn't like it, so he also searched for it on his body, but he only found out those few bank notes, which were still stained with blood. It was not auspicious to take them out, so he could only take them back silently, thinking that he would make up for them later when he had a chance. superior.

"Let's three lonely people come and talk all night." Nie Bufan suggested, "You can sleep on my bed together."

During the last refurbishment, Nie Bufan specially widened his bed, so it is no problem to lie on four or five beds.

"You just need to stop telling that kind of story." Zhang Junshi said fearfully.

"Okay, no problem, it's your turn to talk then." Nie Bufan threw himself on his bed, rolled over a few times, then beckoned, "Come on."

I don't know why, seeing Nie Bufan's messy appearance on the bed, both Zhang Junshi and Li Yi had a strange feeling in their hearts, and couldn't help but think of those stories, gay love and so on...

The two lay beside Nie Bufan, one on the left and the other on the right, and the three of them were in a row.

Nie Bufan sighed quietly: "Don't you feel lonely if you don't spend time with your family when you are too old?"

The two were silent.

Nie Bufan said again: "It's because I have no relatives in this world, what are you doing for it?"

The two continued to remain silent, while holding Nie Bufan's hand in a comforting manner.

"It's too deserted, let's tell a story."

The two let go at the same time and turned to lie on their sides.

Zhang said: "Suddenly a little sleepy, go to sleep."

Li Yi simply snored shallowly.

Nie Bufan sighed, and chanted sadly: "I am alone in a foreign land as a stranger. Every festival, I miss my hometown. Tonight, I miss my hometown. Tonight, I miss thousands of miles of frost. In the next year, I will cross the mulberry and dry water for no reason. But I look at Bingzhou as my hometown. Candles have tears. Say goodbye to crying for others until dawn..."

Zhang Junshi turned around and said seriously: "Let's tell a story."

Li Yi also turned around and expressed his deep agreement.

"That's what you said."

Zhang and Li nodded affirmatively and firmly.

"Well, let me tell you a tear-jerking story about the white snake repaying favor..."

……

Two poor souls, suffering a night of pain.The aftermath is that the outlook on life and the world have been completely reversed since then.

They realize that there is a kind of emotion in this world called basic love, which is a shocking love that transcends the world, class, race, gender, and time and space.

Nie Bufan, are you a real foundation or a fake foundation?Can you know how to write the words "self-eating evil results"?

May Buddha bless him.