Bird Dude Nie Bufan

It's the season of spring again.

Nie Bufan leaned on the railing on the second floor of the restaurant, watched the carriages passing by on the street, and sighed: "There are so many rich people!"

The news of the celestial maiden's arrival has been circulating since last year, and young talents from all over the world have gathered in Xishan City. Not only men, but also some boudoir women have come from thousands of miles away, in order to find a good relationship.

Xishan City has become a holy place for blind dates.

Nie Bufan turned to Zhang Junshi and the others and said, "The heavenly daughter has not shown her face so far, how is she going to choose a son-in-law?"

Zhang Junshi replied: "The owner of Butian Palace sent someone to buy a manor in Xishan City, and renamed it 'Xinzhao Garden'. Soon, young talents and Miss Wangmen will be invited to the garden party. Ladies, as long as they have a little status, they will be welcomed. Invitation. But there are only 49 invitations for men, and the 49 jade congregations sent by the goddess must be screened first, and only those who pass can get it."

"Screening? How do you choose?" Nie Bufan looked curious.

"It's hard to say, at least you have to make Yu Cong feel good about him. Appearance and temperament are the prerequisites."

Nie Bufan looked at Zhang Junshi, then at Li Yi, nodded and said, "Well, the three of us at least meet this prerequisite."

Zhang Junshi shook his head amusedly, and continued: "The 49 jade congregations all have an invitation card. They will choose someone according to their own preferences. Sometimes they just chat a few words, and sometimes they make things difficult. But there are some people who don't need to do this." Trouble earns invitations, like royalty."

"What about you two?" Nie Bufan looked at them and asked, "Have you figured out how to get the invitation?"

"I already have it." Zhang Junshi smiled.

"How did you get it?" Nie Bufan asked in surprise.As far as he knew, Zhang Junshi was just a businessman.

Zhang Junshi said casually: "I sold Xinzhao Garden to the owner of Butian Palace."

"I see." Nie Bufan looked at Li Yi again, "What about Li Si?"

Li Yi didn't answer, just drank his tea slowly.

Zhang Junshi replied: "As brother Li, I believe there are already."

"What is Li Si's identity? Could it be that he is still a relative of the emperor?"

"No." Li Yi said lightly, "It's just a family of officials and officials."

Just a family of officials and officials?The corners of Zhang Junshi's mouth twitched, the Li family has been hereditary titles since the founding of the country, there have been three prime ministers, two generals, four ministers, and there are countless official children below the fifth rank.The Li family, which is famous for its loyalty and talent, has a holy family that has not declined for hundreds of years, and is the most experienced evergreen tree in the court.

Nie Bufan didn't delve into Li Yi's identity. He frowned and thought for a while, then struggled and said, "You all have it, and I can't fall behind."

"Do you also want to go to Yu Cong for an invitation?"

"Maybe." Nie Bufan pointed his forehead with his finger and said seriously, "I suddenly thought that this kind of invitation should be stolen, right?"

"Steal?" Zhang Junshi said disapprovingly, "Do you know why each Yucong has only one invitation card? Because each invitation card is unique, the invitation card that is stolen will be invalidated, and the person who steals the invitation card will also be cancelled." Eligibility."

"Oh?" Nie Bufan said with a strange expression on his face, "In this way, I can steal an invitation first, and then replace it with someone else, so that I can silently eliminate a competitor."

How dark are you?

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were speechless to him.

"It's even simpler, just steal it from the person who got the invitation!"

"You should stop the meeting." Zhang Junshi rubbed his forehead and said, "If you really want to go, I'll help you find a way."

Nie Bufan shook his head and said, "Isn't it that I am too incompetent to ask for your help?"

"Then what do you want?" Zhang Junshi rolled his eyes, "Remind you first, don't use illegal means."

"Ann, am I such a person?" Nie Bufan waved his hand.

Zhang and Li despised him at a 60-degree angle.

"Can any of you tell me where I can find Yucong?"

"Here, there is one." Zhang Junshi pointed to a short distance outside the fence.

Nie Bufan leaned over and saw a seventeen or eighteen-year-old woman walking towards her. She was wearing a light blue and silver-lined gown, her hair was simply tied into a ponytail, and she didn't wear any accessories. She looked very neat and tidy. .And behind her, there are dozens of people not far or near, probably servants of some sons and young masters, intending to see where this jade servant is staying so that they can come to visit.

Nie Bufan raised his hand and shouted: "Miss Yucong, look over here, would you like to have a meal and chat with us?"

With this voice shouting, the surroundings suddenly fell into silence.

Zhang Junshi covered his head, he had never seen anyone talk to Yucong like this, carelessly, without rules.

Everyone downstairs also despised this stunned young man in their hearts. If they could call Yu Cong over in this way, then why did they follow so hard?

But then what stunned everyone was that Yu Cong actually walked towards the restaurant and went up to the second floor.

Everyone petrified collectively.

"Girl, please sit down." Nie Bufan welcomed Yucong in, and pulled a chair for her with a smile.

Yu Cong glanced over the three people present and gave a secret praise.One of them is graceful and elegant, the other is stern and steady, and the other is like a spring breeze, all of them have high-quality temperament.

"I don't know what to call the girl?" Nie Bufan asked politely.

"Yu Cong doesn't have a name, you can call me Nineteen. How do you call the three sons?"

"I'm Nie Bufan." Nie Bufan cupped his hands.

"Zhang Junshi."

"Li Yi."

Yu Cong Nineteen raised her eyebrows, it was the first time she heard such a simple self-introduction.But just looking at the appearance and demeanor of these three people, their backgrounds must not be much different.

"I wonder who wants the invitation from Nineteen?" Nineteen asked straight to the point.

"Me." Nie Bufan raised his hand enthusiastically.

Nineteen smiled at him: "Then how do you want to get it?"

Nie Bufan replied calmly: "Written test and military test, but it depends on the girl's wish."

As soon as these words came out, both Zhang and Li showed strange expressions.

"Unexpectedly, the young master is capable of both civil and military skills." Nineteen did not pay attention to the expressions of the other two, but continued, "Since this is the case, I will not pay attention to the young master's literary talent and martial arts, and I will ask you another question."

"Please speak." Nie Bufan remained calm.

"Just now I passed by the market and accidentally lost my handkerchief. I wonder if you can find it for me within a stick of incense?"

"I wonder what the girl's handkerchief looks like?"

"White silk handkerchief with two plum blossoms embroidered on one corner."

"If you find it, you can get an invitation."

"If I am satisfied."

"Okay, I will help you find the girl." Nie Bufan agreed with a smile.

Nineteen was quite surprised, the other party seemed to be full of confidence, looking for a lost handkerchief was tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.Why was he so sure he would find it?

Nie Bufan stood up, clapped his hands, and immediately two flower roosters walked out from the corner, one of which was naturally the loyal flower girl, and the other was a new member of Jiwo Village, a beautiful "hero".Its feathers are colorful, and it is the most beautiful Tsundere brother among all chickens.Recently, because of a bad mood, Nie Bufan decided to take it out for a walk, so as not to get depression and make trouble everywhere.

Seeing two roosters suddenly appearing in the room on Nineteenth, his expression was stunned for a moment, especially when he saw that colorful guy, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and he couldn't help asking: "This is it?"

"My bodyguard." Nie Bufan replied quite complacently.

"Oh, it's... quite unique." Nineteen took a long time to come up with such a word.

"Please wait, Miss Nineteen, I'll be right back. Zhang Sanjun, Li Sijun, please treat Nineteen Girls well. If I come back and find no one, I'll find them to sleep with you." His feathers are hard and sharp, and his body emits a peculiar smell, which these two people can't stand.

Sure enough, both Zhang and Li had sinister expressions on their faces at the same time.

After saying this, Nie Bufan led the two chickens and walked out of the room.

After leaving the door, Nie Bufan knelt down and whispered, "Did you smell it carefully just now?"

Hua girl held her head high and held her chest high, with a self-confidence that was taken for granted.

"Okay, you lead the hero to find it together, the sooner the better, if you are picked up, you are allowed to use force."

Hua girl screamed a few times proudly, raised her head and sniffed the air, and then rushed out with the hero.

Nie Bufan shook his hands at their backs, exhaled as if he had accomplished something important, then turned around and found a noodle stall, ordered a bowl of Yangchun noodles, and ate them leisurely.There's no way, he didn't have time to eat the meal just now, he was really hungry.

Just after finishing two bowls of noodles, Hua Girl and the others ran back with something still in their mouths.Nie Bufan took it over and looked at it, frowned and said, "It's not this one, but the one with plum blossoms embroidered on it, does plum blossom know?"

He drew pictures on the ground with chopsticks.Hua girl looked sideways, then nodded cautiously, and ran away again.

But after a while, another piece was picked up, and this time there were plum blossoms, but they were not white.

So continue.

For the third time, Miss Hua brought a bellyband...

After going back and forth several times, I finally found the target.

White silk handkerchief with two plum blossoms embroidered on one corner, that's it!

Nie Bufan smiled brightly, the timing was just right.

Satisfied, he returned to the restaurant and handed the handkerchief to Shijiu.

Nineteen had a very strange expression when he got the handkerchief, mixed with blue and white, hesitant.After a while she asked, "Where did you find the young master?"

"The market."

Nineteen took a deep breath, her fingers were trembling, she didn't lose the handkerchief at all, the handkerchief should still be in her room!The reason why she made the excuse that she lost her handkerchief was just to test the other party's reaction.

Who thought he could actually get his own handkerchief?Doesn't this mean that he once sneaked into his room?

hateful!

She has always been cautious when going out, and Bu Tiangong's clothes are all changed in other places. At present, few people know where she lives, and even if they know, they will not trespass.

What is going on with this person in front of you?

Do you really think you can pass the level by getting the handkerchief from her room?delusion!

"What's wrong?" Seeing her strange expression, Nie Bufan asked puzzledly, "Is there something wrong? Could it be your handkerchief?"

"This is mine." Nineteen said through gritted teeth.

"That's good." Nie Bufan said with a smile, "So, I can get the invitation?"

dream!Nineteen roared in his heart, and said with a smile on his face, "I'm sorry, you didn't pass."

"Why?" Nie Bufan said unhappily, "Didn't I find the handkerchief for you?"

"Hmph, where did you find it, you know it in your heart, do you need me to say more?"

"I don't know!" Nie Bufan retorted without hesitation, "Is the place where you threw the handkerchief so shameful?"

"Don't pretend to be confused!" The [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China changed its previous image of a lady and said angrily, "I never lost this handkerchief!"

Nie Bufan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "So, your handkerchief is actually in your room all the time?"

"What do you think?" Nineteen was exasperated.

"I really don't know. I thought it was picked up by someone else. Who knew it was your room?"

"How dare you lie! If you hadn't known where I was going, how could you have found what I wanted so quickly without any clues?"

"You underestimate me, I never lie!" Nie Bufan replied confidently.

lie!Zhang and Li, who had been watching from the sidelines, had this thought in their hearts at the same time.

"Knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing hearts, you said you didn't lie if you didn't lie?"

"Then you think so?" Nie Bufan said righteously, "I will never allow others to insult my personality casually."

What is Nie Bufan's personality like?Zhang and Li muttered silently.

Nineteen blushed and said fiercely: "If you want to prove your innocence, unless your chicken can talk! Otherwise, I will never give you the invitation."

"Are you sure? Let the chicken talk?" Nie Bufan showed a deep expression.

"Yes!" Nineteen pointed to the two chickens on the ground, "If you really have the ability, let them testify for you."

Nie Bufan picked up the hero, and said sadly: "Your master is questioned, what do you say?"

The hero rolled his eyes, with an innocent look on his face.

Nineteen sneered and said, "Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful, I've already wasted too much time here, so I won't accompany you now."

With that said, she turned around and was about to leave.At this moment, a sharp and strange voice suddenly came from behind: "Girl, go slowly."

Nineteen paused, turned around and saw the colorful chicken standing on the armrest of the chair, raised its head and said, "I'm a hero, hello girl."

Nineteen Zhang was tongue-tied, pointing at the hero and tremblingly said: "You are talking."

The hero spread his wings, clucked a few times, and said, "Come on girl, do you need help?"

This time, not only Nineteen was sluggish, but Zhang Junshi and Li Yi were also stiff as if they had been struck by lightning.

After a while, Nineteen left the private room with a dazed expression, while Nie Bufan flipped through the invitation with great interest.

Zhang Junshi and Li Yi looked at each other, and couldn't help asking about this talking chicken.

Nie Bufan gave them a disdainful look: "You have stayed in Jiwo Village for so long, but your understanding of Jiwo Village is still so superficial?"

The two were silent.

"In Jiwo Village, there is nothing but unexpected, nothing impossible, everything is possible."

Indeed, chickens can talk, what else is impossible?

At this time, I heard Nie Bufan mutter again: "If this invitation is put up for auction, how much money can I make?"

Zhang Li and Zhang Li felt inexplicably sympathetic to the nineteenth girl and her master just now...

And over there, after Nineteen returned to his residence, he found that the room was in a mess, the cabinets and boxes had been turned over, and the clothes and silk handkerchiefs were scattered all over the floor, sometimes with a few chicken feathers mixed in, and a few bright prints printed on them. paw prints.Even more maddening, her bellyband, bellyband, bellyband!

Damn Nie Bufan!Don't let her meet again!